I got one thousand posts in the One True Thread And the time has come to celebrate So I'll uphold that noble tradition, and honour this post milestone With deep profundity, so I bring you this song I wrote one for one hundred about dicks And another a hundred later about boobs But since then we've developed a whole new stash of naughty words So this one's about something new, let me tell you what It's about… CHIRPING MUSTARD! CHIRPING MUSTARD! And semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesonice CHIRPING MUSTARD! Molpy CHIRPING MUSTARD! That's what this song's about, cos I got myself ONE THOUSAND POSTS! When I first delurked on the forum, I never knew what lay in store The good times that we shared, I'll never forget The songs, the pics and poems, the charts and comics too But most of all, waiting for it with you I've seen so much in these five months of Time Now a thousand posts in the thread are mine And on this momentous occasion, I feel that I must say Something meaningful and memorable, so listen close to me Cos I'm gonna say… CHIRPING MUSTARD! CHIRPING MUSTARD! And semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesonice CHIRPING MUSTARD! Molpy CHIRPING MUSTARD! That's what this song's about, cos I got myself ONE THOUSAND POSTS In the One True Thread!
Posted on 2013-09-07 11:03 by yappobiscuits.