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Can't Help Following
Can't Help Falling In Love by Elvis Presley

Outside says only fools rush in But I can't help following the One True Thread Shall I stay Would it be heresy If I can't help following the One True Thread Like a river flows sometimes to the sea Darling so it goes Some things are meant to be OTTify, read a post unread For I can't help following the One True Thread Like a rising sea breaks the castle down Darling so it goes We will still be around OTTify, read a post unread For I can't help following the One True Thread For I can't help following the One True Thread

Posted on 2013-08-17 16:45.

Paranoid Newpixbot
Radiohead's Paranoid Android

Please could you stop the ONGs, I'm trying to get some posts, I've got so many great ONGs to post in my script. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. When I am king, you will be first against the wall, with your lame ONGing which is of no consequence at all. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. Ninja-ing makes you look pretty ugly, Kicking and squealing squirly little molpy. Another ONG-post! Another ONG-post! Why don't you just give me a chance? Off with his head, man! Off with his head, man! Why don't you just give me a chance? I guess he does... Rise, sea; rise, sea. Come on sea, rise on me. From a great depth, from a great depth... depth... Rise, sea; rise, sea. Come on sea, rise on me. From a great depth, from a great depth... depth... Rise, sea; rise, sea. Come on sea, rise on me. That's it, sir, you're leaving the beach and the castles, the sea and the rivers, the trees and mountain paths. The molpies, the beesnakes, the chirpies, the squirpies. Time loves its Waiters, Time loves its Waiters, yeah.

Posted on 2013-06-17 05:10.

Spot Lucky
"Get Lucky" - Daft Punk

We've been walking from the seaboard And found a molpy keyboard We thought it would be friendly (uh) Instead it did attack me (Look) We've come too far to give up where we are So let's raise our dilgunnerang to the stars He's up all night 'til the sun She's comaing to get some He's up all night not for fun He's up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're comaing to get some We're up all night not for fun We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky The molpy kept attacking Its claws kept on clawing She whacked it till it fleed It scratched her on the knee (ow) We've come too far to give up where we are So let's raise our dilgunnerang to the stars He's up all night 'til the sun She's comaing to get some He's up all night not for fun He's up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're comaing to get some We're up all night not for fun We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot lucky We're up all night to spot lucky We're up all night to spot lucky We're up all night to spot lucky ... We've come too far to give up where we are So let's raise our dilgunnerang to the stars She's up all night 'til the sun He's comaing to get some She's up all night not for fun She's up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're comaing to get some We're up all night not for fun We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky

Posted on 2013-08-09 03:22.

The Time Goes Ever On
"The Road Goes Ever On" - J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Hobbit (and LoTR)

The Time goes ever on and on Down from the beach where it began. Now far ahead Cuegan have gone, And we must follow, if we can, Pursuing them with weary eye, Until it ends, or loops some way, Where castles and trebuchets lie. And whither then? I cannot say.

Posted on 2013-05-06 14:06.

Wade in the Water
"Wade in the Water" - Eva Cassidy

Wade in the water Wade in the water Cuegan wades, in the water Randall will trouble the water Where's that young girl with a beret Wade in the water Must be the children that Cuegan led Randall will trouble the water [Chorus:] Wade in the water, wade in the water people Wade in the water, Randall will trouble the water Who's that guy whose hat is white Wade in the water Must be the people of the Cueganite Oh, Randall will trouble the water [Chorus:] Who's that young man looks like Cue Wade in the water Must be the Cueganites coming through, God's gonna trouble the water, yeah [Chorus:] You don't believe our sea is doomed, Wade in the water Just wait for the ocean to flow into Randall will trouble the water

Posted on 2013-07-23 23:04.

Wake Up, Little Molpy
"Wake Up Little Susie" - The Everly Brothers

Wake up, little Molpy, wake up! Wake up, little Molpy, wake up! When Cue and Meg came near, you rolled up out of fear, You fell of your rock, and Cueball picked you up, you wished they'd disappear. Wake up, little Molpy! Wake up, little Molpy! Well, are you in a coma, or are you just abiding your time? I hope that you're all right, 'cause it would be a crime. Wake up, little Molpy! Wake up, little Molpy! Well, now Cue and Meg have finally left the scene, there's still no movement, I guess you aren't keen. Wake up, little Molpy! Wake up, little Molpy! I hope you're all right. Wake up, little Molpy, wake up! Wake up, little Molpy, wake up! You finally start to move, so that we get some proof that Cueball did you no harm, though of his acts I don't approve. Hello, little Molpy! Hello, little Molpy! Well, you aren't in a coma, you were just abiding your time. You seem to be all right, so there was not a crime. Goodbye, little Molpy! Goodbye, little Molpy! Goodbye, little Molpy!

Posted on 2013-06-14 13:30.

You'll Never Wait Alone
"You'll Never Walk Alone" - Rodgers and Hammerstein, from Carousel

When you post in the thread, and there's no-one around, then don't be afraid you're alone. At the end of a page there will be a new one with a sweet silver song of an ONG. Just wait by the sea¹, just wait near a tree⁴, when you feel you're on your own. Just wait for it with Time in your heart, and you'll never wait alone... You'll never wait alone. Just wait for it with Time in your heart, and you'll never wait alone... You'll never wait alone.

Posted on 2013-06-09 20:00.

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"Dance little Bird" - Electronicas

Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp, chirp chirp chirp chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp, chirp chirp chirp chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp, chirp chirp chirp chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp. Chirpy chirpy chirpy chirp, chirp chirp chirp chirp. Chirp chirp chirp chiiirp, chirp chiiirp, chirp chiiirp, chiiirp. Chirp chirp chirp chiiirp, chirp chiiirp, chirp chiiirp. Chirp chirp chirp chiiirp, chirp chiiirp, chirp chiiirp, chiiirp. Chirp chirp chirp chiiirp chiiirp, chirp chirp chirp chiiirp.

Posted on 2013-07-02 02:56.

Jaypety daypety jjjdavidson He is a loopist by choice and belief. He set a challenge for us in the forum but double a dactyl is hard to achieve.

Posted on 2013-05-18 21:15.

Mewmety growlgety Felis Raptoricus Could it be seen in the last OTC? That seems unlikely, but one never knows, we've seen rabbityraptorbirds also Molpy.

Posted on 2013-05-18 22:51.

Helpety holpety I can't stop writing my posts as d-dactlys, please save me from this! jjjdavidson, what have you done, you have broken me, something is very amiss!

Posted on 2013-05-18 23:25.

Bakety cakety Congratulations, Hal Hepacentennial please have some cake. It has been slightly used hope that won't matter much pixels don't spoil, I think fungus won't take.

Posted on 2013-05-19 01:28.

Doublery dacktery ergman and other folks thanks for the compliments lamentably something is missing in this one, a word that is hexasyllablic'ly written must be.

Posted on 2013-05-19 01:35.

Stumbledy bumbeldy Megan has found a thing But what it is, we'll have to wait for it. But it is coma time I'll have to wait for next icositetrapix oh, that is sh*t.

Posted on 2013-05-19 02:17.

Timily wimily Doctor Who episode You want to watch the last⁴ but you can't wait? BBC-iPlayer has it already, and outside UK you can use this, works great!

Posted on 2013-05-19 02:50.

Froggery toadery It was a frograptor Now we know what it was made Megan fall. Leptodactylidae and we know she's OK I can go safely to coma, night, y'all!

Posted on 2013-05-19 03:07.

Welcomy belcomy Eternal Destiny You must have skimmed quite a little too fast. Didn't you notice we now double dactyl? In OTT-poetry haikus are past.

Posted on 2013-05-20 02:45.

Doubledy dactyldy I don't remember who but in the OTT someone did once grammar-analysis maybe can they provide d-dactyl candidates by any chance⁰? ⁰: need to read this with an English accent, I guess...

Posted on 2013-05-18 22:36.

Ongkety gongkety posted by newpixbot 'cause it is quiet and nobody posts. Must be the weekend, when even our BlitzGirl is extendedcomaing here only ghosts.

Posted on 2013-05-18 22:02.

Trippetty troppety Megan is falling, she tripped on a Molpy hole onto the ground. Hope she's not injured, I don't think there are any hospitals, doctors or nurses around.

Posted on 2013-05-18 23:14.

Hamstery hattery buffygirl has again made HES a wonderful, beautiful hat. Once again, buffy, the Vatican-Milliner did a great job, and I'm sure HES likes that.

Posted on 2013-05-18 23:47.

Walkety stalkety Cueball and Megan are stalked by a Molpy, I sure noticed this. (Aubronwood uses he- retical frame numbers, for the canonical ones check this list.)

Posted on 2013-05-18 23:56.

Em-pety scha-pety, mscha, yes, that is me how to pronounce my name you want to know? I use two syllables, em-es-cee-aych-aye is unobjectionable you're good to go.

Posted on 2013-05-19 01:52.

Ongkety gongkety posted by newpixbot 'cause it is quiet and nobody posts. Must be the weekend, when even our BlitzGirl in I5-North-traffic-jam here only ghosts.

Posted on 2013-05-23 15:43.

Randall moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform; He plants His footsteps in the sea¹ And rides upon the sea level rising event. Deep in unfathomable rivers² Of never failing skill He treasures up His neat designs And works His sovereign will. Ye fearful knights, fresh courage take; The Molpies ye so much dread Are big with mercy and shall break In blessings on your head. Judge not the Creator by feeble sense, But trust Him for His grace; Behind a frowning providence He hides a smiling face. His purposes will ripen fast, Unfolding every newpix; The berry may have a bitter taste, But sweet will be the grape. Blind unbelief is sure to err And scan His work in vain; Randall is His own interpreter, And He will make it plain.

Posted on 2013-05-24 21:38.

Molpity bolpity It's just a beesnake, but still it is something to animate. Here: http://xkcd.mscha.org/tmp/beesnake2064.gif Plants aren't molpies, but this one is drawn very animate-worthily. Here it is too: http://xkcd.mscha.org/tmp/plantpy.gif

Posted on 2013-06-14 16:34.

The Lament of Newpixbot
(with apologies to Marvin the Paranoid Android.)

Now I stay me up to ONG Sit and smoke electric bONG Madly sing OTTific sONG How I hate the night

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