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Fade to Black
"Fade to Black" - Metallica

Time it seems, will fade away Darkening further every day Megball lost out of frame Nothing left but mustard to blame Writing the lyrics to this song Anxiously awaiting the next ONG Will there be more gray to see? Blackness nearing so quickly Things are not what they used to be Darkness rising like the sea All light lost, this can't be real Can't stand this torment I feel Dark shades filling the frame 'til the pixels are all the same Growing darkness taking dawn All that was bright, now is gone Only Randall can save the day, but it's too late Now I can't think, think why he should even try White sky seems as though it never existed Blackness greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye

Posted on 2013-06-27 00:15.

Megan, Bloody Megan
"Sunday, Bloody Sunday" - U2

I can't believe the news today I can't close my eyes and make it go away. How long, how long must we wait for-the ONG? How long, how long? 'Cause tonight Megball can be as one, tonight. Cueball tackled under raptorcat's feet The cat swipes and slices Megan's knee. Megan will heed the battle call It puts her back up, puts her back up against the wall. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan. Oh, let's go. And the battle's just begun Cueball may be lost, yet raptorcat hasn't won. A stick wrenched, thrust at meowlpy's heart While Cueball struggles and his pack is Torn apart. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan. How long, how long must we wait for-the ONG? How long, how long? 'Cause tonight Megball can be as one, tonight. Tonight. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan. Wipe the tears from your eyes Wipe your tears away. I'll wipe your tears away. I'll wipe your tears away. I'll wipe your bloodshot eyes. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan. Megan, bloody Megan Megan, bloody Megan Megan, bloody Megan Yeah, let's go! It's true cats aren't immune To thwaps and bops dealt repeatedly. And today the meowlpies cry A fierce battle raged but nobody died. Raptorcat was beaten on the dome Tucking tail while it scurries home Oh... Megan, bloody Megan Megan, bloody Megan.

Posted on 2013-06-21 23:18.

My Spirit Will Wait On
"My Spirit Will Go On" - DragonForce

Time is a mistery, don't know what will come to be Waiting, the epitome of all of our days In the thread we have a choice to hear or to be the voice Close your eyes and visualize the seas as they rise You know that sanity is not as it was meant to be And now, released from coma, we await the next Timeframe In the land of a thousand posts we will blitz on through again In the thread we will move along through memories laid plain When I see this humanity and tree-ness that they have come to be We've come to the point of no return and you wait for just... One more time to be part of all this madness One more time to contribute to all this gladness And one last time to be the one who understands My soul and my spirit will wait on, for all of eternity Foreign the currency, your payment in cake to be IT is the destiny of all of our wait In the dark you hide away for who or what you can't say When I see the power of the comic come alive You know that sanity is not as it was meant to be And now, released from coma, we await the next Timeframe On the wings of molpy-raptors staring into the sun Reaching for the next horizon when the climb shall be done Can you see the creativity and the great new graph that was made for thee With posts so fervent, forever more you will wait for just... One more time to be part of all this madness...

Posted on 2013-05-31 07:30.

Paint it Black
"Paint it Black" - Rolling Stones

I see a gray pixel and I want it painted black No shades anymore I want them to turn black I see LaPetite walk by dressed in her summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes I see a line of castles and they're all painted black With Megan and Cueball both never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like a new born semanatedcoffeecancerbabby it just happens ev'ry day I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my gray pixel and it has been painted black Maybe then it'll stop fading away and I'll not have to face the facts There's no need facin' up when your whole world is black No more will my black sea go turn a lighter gray I could not foresee this thing happening today If I look hard enough into the settin sun M&C will laugh with me before the mornin comes I see a gray pixel and I want it painted black No shades anymore I want them to turn black I see LaPetite walk by dressed in her summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes Hmm, hmm, hmm,... I wanna see it painted, painted black Black as night, black as coal I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black Yeah!

Posted on 2013-04-27 20:36.

The Otter's Hat

Well I was sittin' in a 'net cafe, just ketchin' up the thread of Time. Swappin' OTC stories with this ole OTTer friend of mine. When some tread outsiders started snickerin' in the back started pokin' fun at my friend's hat. One ole boy said "hey Pal, looks like dogbert's thing moved north". My friend just pulled his hat down low, but they couldn't be ingnored. One husky fellow said, I think I'll rip that hat right off your head. That's when my friend turned around, and this is what he said..... You'll ride the Zanclean flood, 'til the Med-sea's filled high Rope a black raptorcat and milk it till it's dry Ride a castle-raft up the Rhone, till it's reached the flat... Long before you take this OTTer's hat.... Now partner, this ole hat is better left alone, She used to be buffygirl's, but her haberdash'n's passed on. TheMinim trained the Rattler that makes up this ole hatband, Back on np753 before Time had reached its End Now the raptor feather was given to me by a Grumbly friend of mine But someone ran him away, somethin' 'bout sigs that crossed the line And a real Helpful lady gave me this hat pin But I don't know when she'll see her wolpy again. You'll ride the Zanclean flood, 'til the Med-sea's filled high Rope a black raptorcat and milk it till it's dry Ride a castle-raft up the Rhone, till it's reached the flat... Long before you take this OTTer's hat Now if your outsider ways mean to you what this hat means to me Then I guess we understand each other, and we'll just let it be. But if you still think it's funny, man, you got my back up against the wall. And if you touch my hat, your gonna have to fight us all... Well, right then I caught a little sadness in that outsider's eyes, And he turned back t'wards the others and they all just sorta shuffled on outside But when my friend turned back t'wards me, I noticed his old hat brim Well it was turned up.. in a big ole OTTer grin You'll ride the Zanclean flood, 'til the Med-sea's filled high Rope a black raptorcat and milk it till it's dryThis OTTer's Hat Ride a castle-raft up the Rhone, till it's reached the flat... Long before you take this OTTer's hat

Posted on 2013-08-16 07:56.

The River (of Time)
"The River" - Garth Brooks

You know Time is like a river Ever changin' as it flows And a Blitzer's just a vessel That must follow where it goes Trying to learn from what's behind you And never knowing what's in store Makes each day a constant battle Just to stay between the shores And I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a raptor on the wind These waters are my sky I'll never achieve a present presence If I never try So I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Too many times we stand aside And let the waters slip away 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow We must ketchup on today So don't you sit upon the shoreline And say you're satisfied Choose to chance the rapids And dare to dance that tide And I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a raptor on the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If I never try So I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry There's bound to be rough waters And I know I'll take some falls With Lord Randall as my captain I can make it through them all And I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a raptor on the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If I never try So I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Lord, I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Yeah

Posted on 2013-07-17 22:24.

Stove Ownership

Ottercomic of 418

Posted on 2013-08-16 08:24.

1181

Maniplation of frame 1181

Posted on 2013-05-08 18:29.