Reading through the thread, monitor aglow Time keeps a-tickin', his eyes go to and fro Now his ketchup is long, feels like swimming upstream Took a look at his browser, then with a blitzed-out scream He made one new tab, opened to the Now Saw the Present thread, he made a solemn vow To keep with his blitzing despite the lure Of the current newpage, though he knew for sure That one new tab changed all his plans He made 'til then, open it stands Just one new tab, changed the status quo Was a portal through Time, got a new way to go So he mixed his ketchup Put mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But now he's made a fancy new-Time slop Now he's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer He took one new tab (fry sauce blitzer, windows on Time) Fry sauce blitzer, he'll lead two lives tonight In a blitz through the thread, in the OTT lore Thought he passed his own pastpost, didn't know for sure In a flash to the past, man it seemed pretty strange How that one new tab made his whole blitz change When he mixed his old ketchup Mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But make a great new-Timey slop And be a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time Yeah, fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time With that one new tab he'll lead two lives Two lives tonight (Rock-arina interlude) Yeah he's gotta mix ketchup Mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But make a great new-Timey slop And be a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time Just one new tab (fry sauce blitzer), two windows on Time He's just a fry sauce blitzer (aah aah aah) Fry sauce blitzer, fry sauce blitzer, with two windows on Time Windows on Time
Posted on 2013-05-28 07:20.