Long ago, some Time before Cuegan began building on a shore There were boxes and boards Must have come from a furniture store It's not too expensive, it's not at all And they built a seaish platform tall-er, so fine Rising over the great Sandcastle so fine Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high So grab your bag and make no fuss Cuegan had not much to discuss In the land where the River is small and the Sea gets so high And the Ikea watched them go Wondering just what did Cuegan know Leaving safe shores for much rougher ground where the raptorcats snarl Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high Ikea: platforms, scaffolds Ikea: dilgunnerangs Ikea: ugh, steam bottles Look out for the Sea! Look out, Time to flee! I'm sorry to say the Ikea's stuck I saw the Sea and they're outta luck It's too big and you know That it does just whatever it wants I checked back in to see what they'd do But all that was left of the ocean view Was a bucket, bobbing alone and it made me afraid Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high
Posted on 2013-07-07 05:58.