“He Is Never Ever Ever Gonna End This Comic” (With Apologies to Taylor Swift) I remember when I saw “Time” the first time People sitting on an empty beach? So what? So I went and read the hidden text And it said to wait for “it”. (Huh?) So I came back later just to check And I was shocked to see the characters had moved (really?) I had to check the forum to be sure They said, “amazing”, “what is it?”, it’s genius”, “wait for it” Ooh, a pixel changed again last night And ooh, Really? I can’t believe we’re so excited He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic See a Newpix, ONG it, analyze it, clap with glee But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic Like, ever So hundreds of us sit here posting thoughts And we try to figure how it’s going to end But we would really rather keep it going than Return to a real life that’s more mundane than this Ooh, a star was missing from the sky And ooh, Really? I can’t believe that someone saw it He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic Write a double-dactyl in morse code and rot-13 But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah Oh oh oh I used to think that I wanted this to be over And I used to say, "Maybe tomorrow…” (So I crawl out of bed and I like, reach for my mouse And I’m like.. “ just… I mean, this is exhausting, you know, like, He is never gonna end this comic. Like, ever.”) No! He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic Blitz it, filk it, hat it, but in the end just wait for it But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic. . .
Posted on 2013-07-07 07:24.