Well dear old Megan had a tool she used when things went wrong To introduce this tool to you, I put it in a song So every time you see it used, her memory lives on I'm about to tell you what it is so you can sing along… Spoiler: THWAPSTICKS! When a raptorkitty jumped upon my back THWAPSTICKS! When two squirpies tried to make off with her sack THWAPSTICKS! When a snake shocked me and I fell off a rock THWAPSTICKS! When she noticed that I had a shiny cock THWAPSTICKS! When Rosetta told us that the sea would rise THWAPSTICKS! When a pervy Beanie checked her butt for size THWAPSTICKS! When our sandcastle got ruined by the sea THWAPSTICKS! When she got caught short and really had to pee Thwapsticks, Mustard Chirp! Thwapsticks! So every time I see that stick the memories start to stir And suddenly our adventure seems much less of a blur So when someone annoys me, or things get on my pip, I think of the neat adventurous girl and really let it rip! THWAPSTICKS! When I fell in and lost our dilgunnerang THWAPSTICKS! When the raftcastle was too small for the gang THWAPSTICKS! When the sparrowraptor ate the flutterbee THWAPSTICKS! When we didn't know a thing about the sea THWAPSTICKS! When Meg wrecked our castle with a trebuchet THWAPSTICKS! When LaPetite got mustard in her beret THWAPSTICKS! When the Beanies treat us like we're lower class THWAPSTICKS! When I just couldn't give a molpy's arse! THWAPSTICKS! When Meg jumped down on me from high in a tree THWAPSTICKS! When a molpy I picked up was prick-a-ly THWAPSTICKS! When the Beanies' castle's way better than ours THWAPSTICKS! When Meg tripped and fell and faceplanted the flowers THWAPSTICKS! When I only ever learned one Beanish word THWAPSTICKS! When Meg wouldn't stop ch*rping at that damn bird THWAPSTICKS! When you feel awkward and you don't know what to say Just use your THWAPSTICK, THWAPSTICK, THWAPSTICK It makes everything ok! Thwapsticks, Mustard Chirp! Thwapsticks!
Posted on 2013-10-02 08:47.