Song by yappobiscuits

Use Our Castle As A Raft
Ottification of an even more vulgar and NSFW song

We wanted to save our tribe from the rising sea We tried to tell Rosetta, she said it'll never be Until we met this one girl, name of LaPetite She said "Cuegan, I'll help you, but one thing you must agree: I want to utilise your castle as something that can float And turn your neat scaffold into a sort of boat Then we'll all pile inside, upriver we will head" We mulled it over carefully, and this is what we said: Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! We gathered all the forty, and got them on the raft We started sailing forward, into the river fast We started feeling seasick, and queasy and distraught We realised this journey would be rougher than we thought. But we persevered, it was all we could do To save our dear old tribe from being in deep doodoo And then we met the other half of our dearest crew On a raft of their own, but they said: "It just won't do, We need to use your raft ourselves if we're to get safe too…" Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Come on, come and sail me T'wards the land of the beanies But watch out for the currents Or you might end up deep in the rising sea... Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle, use our castle. As a raft.

Posted on 2013-10-02 23:48.