I'm sittin' in an online forum My noobish questions sure to bore 'em, mm-mm On a tour of Linux land I post my questions, cap in hand So some jerkweed who should be banned Can flame when I don't understand On the Thread I wish I was On the Thread Time ─ With its Luckies springing Time ─ With its starfields swinging Time ─ With no fanboys flinging L337 insults toward me Ev'ry day's an endless stream Of RSS news fever-dream, mm-mm And each dull story that I see Inflating some dull wannabe To cookie-cut celebrity I need originality On the Thread I wish I was On the Thread Time ─ with its posts unflaming Time ─ with its wowish naming Time ─ with its popes proclaiming Never will bore me Tonight I'll read Skin Horse again I'll check QC and try to grin, mm-mm But all the colors fade for me To shades of grayscale apathy I need some stick simplicity I need to ONG the OTT ONG the Thread Oh I wish I could ONG the Thread Time ─ with its beanish cities Time ─ with its OTTer ditties Time ─ with redundakitties Silently staring... Silently staring...
Posted on 2013-08-08 05:12 by jjjdavidson.