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Journey I
And so we built our castle by the sea. But soon the waters from their ancient bed Rose salty 'til our pleasant day turned sad, And so we left our beach. With bags and bottles, curious and free, We left behind our land so bright and dry In search of rain or river. What could add To our sea's placid reach, Our dying castle nigh? Past bird and vine and bee, o'er stream and scree, For days we journeyed, by our questions led To unimagined vistas, hearts made glad By all our world could teach, By all our eyes could spy. Though trash we found, no people did we see. By day small creatures scurried through the lea. By night the stars o'erspanned the crystal sky Or fell in streaks above our shelt'ring tree. Men's sign grew stronger ─ vines, a fence, a shed ─ But still no men. A black beast, hunger-mad, Attacked us, to be driven off unfed, A flag our bandage, folded to a pad. A distant tower gave us hope we'd reach Someone to help ─ Look! ─ Do they hear our cry?
Posted on 2013-08-22 05:45 by jjjdavidson.
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Dilgunnerang
Banana Song
Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-neat! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang It's so fantastic, it's got elastic to start your morning off with a bang. Bang! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang Bug bug bug bug bug bug bug Bill bunnerang It's made for throwing, but not for showing It's the best! Beats the rest! Slippery, kipper-y, auto-triple-dippery! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang (Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp!) Pug pug pug pug pug pug pug Pill punnerang It's like a bottle, it's got a throttle! Spectacular, dilgunnerang thang! Don't need rifles, don't need darts, to get a hole in one! Don't need bananas or jam tarts, to have a heap of fun! It's for your sister. It's for your wife. Just throw it when you get in strife! Or play it like a violin, just pluck the strings Twang Twang! (twang-twang-wang) (Soprano Sax Solo) Yeah! Play that thing! (Piano Solo) Wow! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang (Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp!) Tug tug tug tug tug tug tug Till tunnerang It's an egg and gunpowder boom-meringue, a signature and avatar-ar-aang, a doom-erang, and a groom-erang too! Oh yeah! My amateur, dilgunnerang thang! Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (It's my magnum opus!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (Now you can throw your gun and keep it too!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (Always practice gun safety!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp-molp-molp!
Posted on 2013-08-22 06:16 by Eternal Density.
