This is my hat. There are many like it, but this one is mine, given by buffygirl. My hat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My hat, without me, is useless. Without my hat, I am useless. I must wear my hat true. I must Wear my hat better than the outsider who is trying to distract me from the OTC. I must Convert him before he distracts me. I will... My hat and I know that what counts in this OTT is not the posts we make, the noise of our Quote pyramid, or the puns we make. We know that it is the postcount that counts. We will post... My hat is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its top and its brim. I will keep my hat clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before Randall, I swear this creed. My hat and I are the defenders of The OTT. We are the masters of The outside. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is The OTT and there is no outside, but OTC!
Posted on 2013-05-15 16:26 by Dracomax.