Randall's One True Comic
"Hotel California" - Eagles

Internet on a dark night, see cool things that are there Warm smell of a coffee1, rising up through the air Coming in through the curtains, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I hadn't stopped for the night! There I sat, tired at my desk; I hadn't comaed well; And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then I sipped on my coffee1, refreshed the demons away, There were voices on the One True Thread, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to Randall's One True Comic Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely pace Plenty of Time in Randall's One True Comic Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here My mind is definitely twisted, wondering "what if it ends" I got a lot of pretty, pretty hats, I call friends We don't want it to be like, the horror that was LOST. Or the ones who cancelled firefly, turning fire to frost! So I called up the P-FAN, "Please bring me newpix" He said, "We haven't had a new ONG here since what outsiders call 'six'" And still those voices are calling from far away, Keep you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to Randall's One True Comic Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely pace We're livin' it up for Randall's One True Comic Making awesome things (making awesome things) like dinosaurs with wings! On this needle-pulled thing, [your name]'s really nice, But [s]he said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" And in the inquisition, They gathered for the feast They pelt it with their M&M's, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the outsider I was before "Relax," said the night bots, "We are programmed to receive. You can log-out any time you like, But you can never leave!"

Posted on 2013-05-16 18:06 by HES.