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Bold-lee-go-nigh-A
Oscar Meyer Bologna Song
My newpix-land has a first name, it's B-O-L-D-L My newpix-land has a second name, it's I-GO-N-I-A I love to watch and Wait away And if you ask me why I'll say... I mixed up Bold-lee-go-nigh-A with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
Posted on 2013-06-29 06:14.
Both Sides, Now
"Both Sides, Now" - Joni Mitchell
Poles in holes set everywhere Lift tall Sandcastles in the air And Megan shaking off her hair I've looked at Time that way But now away the Duo runs Leaving us puzzled, every one So much construction left undone And yet they didn't stay I've looked at Time from both sides now, The black and white, and still somehow Each newpix still leaves me in thrall I really don't know Time at all Toons, typhoons, and graphed ideals The dizzy wandering makes you reel As into Present Time you steal I've looked at posts that way But now I'm part of the whole show Not just a pilgrim Now, you know Into the future I must go Let the past slip away I've looked at posts from both sides now, From here and then, and still somehow Each newpage still leaves me in thrall I really don't know threads at all Tears and fears, the Waiting crowd Shout "It's not over!" right out loud Streams and beams made us feel proud, we've looked at Time that way But now the Pair are open range And we all wonder what will change But still it seems a fair exchange The Fading's gone away! We've looked at Time from both sides now, From Fade and not, and still somehow Each TimeFrame still leaves us in thrall We really don't know Time at all We've looked at Time from both sides now, From hope and dread, and still somehow Each TimeFrame still leaves us in thrall We really don't know Time at all
Posted on 2013-04-29 18:55.
C.O.M.A.
"Y.M.C.A." - Village People
Cuegan, why you hiking around? I said Cuegan, can't you cover some ground? I said Cuegan, now you're making us frown Kind of spacing out and crabby Cuegan, there's a thing you should know I said Cuegan, soon we'll all have to go Though we Wait here, we have needs of the mind It shuts down for quite a good Time... Yes soon we'll have to go C.O.M.A. We all give in to that C.O.M.A We can drink some caffeine (no semen to enjoy) But we all know that's just a ploy Yes soon we'll have to go C.O.M.A. We all give in to that C.O.M.A. We can stare at the screen Think we have nerves of steel But soon coma is all we feel Cuegan, are you listening to me? I said Cuegan, can't you get somewhere 3? I said Cuegan, you can travel the streams But you've got to know this one thing Coma leaves us all overwhelmed I said Cuegan, go discover a realm And just go there, before C.O.M.A. Forces all Timewaiters away Yes soon we'll have to go C.O.M.A. We all give in to that C.O.M.A We can drink some caffeine (no semen to enjoy) But we all know that's just a ploy Yes soon we'll have to go C.O.M.A. We all give in to that C.O.M.A. We can stare at the screen Think we have nerves of steel But soon coma is all we feel Cuegan, bring us out of our snooze Bring us molpies, or some fancy new views Build a castle, please don't leave us deprived Before consciousness takes a dive That's when we leave the OTT Crying, "Cuegan, what have you done to me? I've been putting off my C.O.M.A.!" We're all feeling led quite astray Yes now we have to go C.O.M.A. We all give in to that C.O.M.A We can drink some caffeine (no semen to enjoy) But we all know that's just a ploy C.O.M.A. We all give in to that C.O.M.A Cueball, Megan: Why you hiking around? Cueball, Megan: Can't you cover some ground? C.O.M.A. Now we have to go C.O.M.A. Cueball, Megan: Find some fancy new views! Cueball, Megan: Now we're starting to snooze... C.O.M.A.... C.O.M.A.... Zzz Zzz zz zz...
Posted on 2013-06-02 11:25.
Ch*rp! Goes the Molpy
To the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
All around the molberry bush The raptor chased the molpy The raptor thought 'twas all in good fun "Ch*rp!" goes the molpy. Cuegan's there and molpied down Down beneath the neat tree That's the way OTC goes "Ch*rp!" goes the molpy.
Posted on 2013-10-02 10:03.
Climb Ev'ry Mountain
"Climb Ev'ry Mountain" - from The Sound of Music
Climb every mountain, Watch rivers1 flow Join the raptor flyway Point and call out "Oh!" Climb every mountain, Murmur your dream, Watch the way the molps go And still walk upstream A stream that will lead To sights you can't believe Don't put thatε in your mouth You can be so naive! Climb every mountain, Murmur your dream, Watch the way the molps go And still walk upstream A stream that will lead To sights you can't believe Don't put thatε in your mouth You can be so naive! Climb every mountain, Murmur your dream, Watch the way the molps go And still walk upstream!
Posted on 2013-06-20 08:04.
D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D
"Mickey Mouse March" - Theme from The Mickey Mouse Club TV show
The worst thing that could happen To all Time is clear to see: D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D Molpies walk on two legs And converse with you and me D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D Disney buys! X-KCD! It won't be long until we wish to Die! Die! Die! Die! Grab your sacks, let's make some tracks And flee the corporate Sea! D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D!
Posted on 2013-06-16 02:16.
Don't Worry; Feed Squirpys
"Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Bobby McFerrin
Here is a little song I wrote Feel free to make a quote Don't worry. Feed squirpys. In every thread we have some trouble If you start flaming you make it double Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Those angry words run through your head Somebody bugs you on the Thread Don't worry. Feed squirpys. A poster throws out some flamebait Need to coma 'cause it's getting late Don't worry. Feed squirpys. (Look at that great squirpy.) Don't worry. Feed squirpys. (Here I give you Present Present When you worry read it It make you happy) Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Can't find a way to load that file No newpix for a little while But don't worry. Feed squirpys. Cause when you worry You might fall down And that will crumble castle-town So don't worry. Feed squirpys. (Don't worry; feed squirpys now!) Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! There is this little song I wrote Feel free to make a quote Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Listen to what I type In every thread we have some trouble If you start flaming you make it double Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Feed squirpys now! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! (Don't worry, don't flame it, feed squirpys Put a smile on your face Don't light everybody up like this Don't worry, it'll soon be a pastpost, way back in Time) Don't worry; feed squirpys.
Posted on 2013-05-27 07:40.
Fry Sauce Blitzer
"Jukebox Hero" - Foreigner
Reading through the thread, monitor aglow Time keeps a-tickin', his eyes go to and fro Now his ketchup is long, feels like swimming upstream Took a look at his browser, then with a blitzed-out scream He made one new tab, opened to the Now Saw the Present thread, he made a solemn vow To keep with his blitzing despite the lure Of the current newpage, though he knew for sure That one new tab changed all his plans He made 'til then, open it stands Just one new tab, changed the status quo Was a portal through Time, got a new way to go So he mixed his ketchup Put mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But now he's made a fancy new-Time slop Now he's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer He took one new tab (fry sauce blitzer, windows on Time) Fry sauce blitzer, he'll lead two lives tonight In a blitz through the thread, in the OTT lore Thought he passed his own pastpost, didn't know for sure In a flash to the past, man it seemed pretty strange How that one new tab made his whole blitz change When he mixed his old ketchup Mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But make a great new-Timey slop And be a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time Yeah, fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time With that one new tab he'll lead two lives Two lives tonight (Rock-arina interlude) Yeah he's gotta mix ketchup Mayo-Now on top Gotta keep that ketchup But make a great new-Timey slop And be a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time He's a fry sauce blitzer, two windows on Time Just one new tab (fry sauce blitzer), two windows on Time He's just a fry sauce blitzer (aah aah aah) Fry sauce blitzer, fry sauce blitzer, with two windows on Time Windows on Time
Posted on 2013-05-28 07:20.
Haven't Met You Yet
"Haven't Met You Yet" - Michael Bublé
I'm not surprised I'm stuck in the past I'm turning newpages so quickly I stopped keeping track I talk myself up, say you're nearly out I get all worked up then I let myself down I tried so very hard not to lose it I came up with a million excuses I thought I crossed the semencoffeebaconsea Oh I hope someday that it'll all turn out As Time ticks on by in the past I feel doubt But I promised you all that the future's a place that I'd get Though I haven't met you yet I know I can Wait, I'll never give up With the right timing I'll soon be unstuck The pastposts behind me, the future is bright I'll meet you all shortly some day or some night And I know that it will be so amazing To finally get those croissants I'm craving Along with some coffee minus semenbaconsea Somehow I know that it'll all turn out As Time ticks on by in the past I feel doubt But I promised you all that the future's a place that I'd get Though I haven't met you yet They say Time Waits on no one man But maybe a girl can fight it Like me who's knighted, I've been invited *Ocarina Interlude* And I know that it will be so amazing To finally get those cookies I'm craving Along with some coffee minus cancerbabiessea And someday I hope it'll all turn out And I'll work to banish my doubt Promised you once, Now is a place that I'd get That I'd get, that I'd get, that I'd get! Oh I know it'll all turn out As Time ticked by in the past I felt doubt But I promised you all that the future's a place that I'd get Though I haven't met you yet Though I haven't met you yet Oh I promise you all Now is a place that I'll get Though I haven't met you yet Though I haven't met you yet
Posted on 2013-04-22 17:04.
I made this half-molpy...
"Skullcrusher Mountain" - Jonathan Coulton
I made this half-molpy, half-beesnake facebug to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like beesnakes, you like molpies Maybe you don't like facebugs so much Maybe I used too many beesnakes Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a molpy making a gift for you?*
Posted on 2013-06-17 14:51.
I've Got a Bad Case of Loving Cue
"Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor Doctor)" - Robert Palmer
Whooaaaaa The black Lucky cat was such a threat And somehow I'm deep in your debt Got some wounds how they've bled Turn your black flag to red Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' Cue His skills now give me the chills I've got a bad case of lovin' Cue Got no face, but you've sure got my heart I knew that, Cueball, from the start You watch me coo over molpyflies Seeing you, know you're my prize Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' Cue His skills now give me the chills I've got a bad case of lovin' Cue Whooaaa Built that Sandcastle, recursive on top That's my Cueball, don't you ever stop! You knocked me down, from the raptor's grip Made a cute flag bandage-strip Let me thwap, aim was good It was then that I understood Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' Cue His skills now give me the chills I've got a bad case of lovin' Cue
Posted on 2013-06-23 10:24.
IKEA
"IKEA" - Jonathan Coulton
Long ago, some Time before Cuegan began building on a shore There were boxes and boards Must have come from a furniture store It's not too expensive, it's not at all And they built a seaish platform tall-er, so fine Rising over the great Sandcastle so fine Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high So grab your bag and make no fuss Cuegan had not much to discuss In the land where the River is small and the Sea gets so high And the Ikea watched them go Wondering just what did Cuegan know Leaving safe shores for much rougher ground where the raptorcats snarl Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high Ikea: platforms, scaffolds Ikea: dilgunnerangs Ikea: ugh, steam bottles Look out for the Sea! Look out, Time to flee! I'm sorry to say the Ikea's stuck I saw the Sea and they're outta luck It's too big and you know That it does just whatever it wants I checked back in to see what they'd do But all that was left of the ocean view Was a bucket, bobbing alone and it made me afraid Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high
Posted on 2013-07-07 05:58.
It's a Short Wait (After All)
"It's a Small World (After All)"
When you feel like Time will drag on for yearsH There's a place you go full of laughs and cheers It's a thread where we share And quite soon you're aware It's a short Wait after all! It's a short Wait after all It's a short Wait after all It's a short Wait after all It's a short, short Wait! We've got gifs and ONGs, stories done for fun We've got graphs and songs, hats for everyone So forgo the Outside On the OTT ride It's a short, short Wait! It's a short Wait after all It's a short Wait after all It's a short Wait after all It's a short, short Wait!
Posted on 2013-06-22 13:17.
Molpy Down, Chirpies
To the tune of Rock-A-Bye, Baby
Molpy down, chirpies, In the wowtree. It grows up tall, As big as the sea. When the bough breaks, The chirpies will fall - Thank Randall they all fly Instead of crawl.
Posted on 2013-10-02 06:27.
Molpy Molpy Molpy Chirp
"Chicken Dance"
Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp, grapevine grapevine. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp, grapevine grapevine. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp, grapevine grapevine. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp. Molpy molpy molpy chirp, grapevine grapevine. Snake snake snake snaaaake, snake snaaake, snake wow-tree. Chirp chirp chirp chiirp, the Sea...is big. Snake snake snake snaaaake, snake snaaake, snake wow-tree. Chirp chirp chirp chiiirp chiiirp, the Sea is big!
Posted on 2013-07-02 17:13.
Molpy, Molpy, There You Are
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"
Molpy, molpy, there you are, Lit by light of falling star. Watch the heavens turn on high, Molp beneath the seaish sky Molpy, molpy, there you are, Lit by light of falling star.
Posted on 2013-06-30 10:25.
My Favorite Things
"My Favorite Things" - from The Sound of Music
River that's small and the Sea big and massive Silent beret girls that seem so impassive Recursive Sandcastles suited for kings Just look at Time for my favorite things Pokeymolps rolling up into small boodles Squirpys and chirpys and beesnake path-doodles Raptors that catch flutterbees on the wing Just look at Time for my favorite things Neattrees and weirdtrees and wowtrees with scratches Cuegan together hike smooth and rough patches Trebuchet action, the pebbles it flings Just look at Time for my favorite things When you ketchup When the ONG dings When it gets quite Mad The OTT looks for my favorite things Wait more and you'll feel quite glad
Posted on 2013-06-18 20:02.
Newpix Are Posted
To the tune of The Ants Go Marching
Newpix are posted one by one, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted one by one, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted one by one, And Cuegan sits quietly under the sun, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted two by two, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted two by two, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted two by two, And Cuegan's new castle it grew and grew, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted three by three, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted three by three, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted three by three, And Cuegan starts thinking about the Sea, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted four by four, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted four by four, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted four by four, And Cuegan leaves the castle to explore And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted five by five, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted five by five, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted five by five, And Cuegan roams where the squirpies thrive, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted six by six, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted six by six, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted six by six, And Cuegan finds Beanies with drawing sticks, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted seven by seven, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted seven by seven, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted seven by seven, And Cuegan takes maps and begins to RUN then, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted eight by eight, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted eight by eight, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted eight by eight, And Cuegan tells the Forty it's too late, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted nine by nine, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted nine by nine, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted nine by nine, And Cuegan floats on the raftcastle fine, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted ten by ten, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted ten by ten, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted ten by ten, And Cuegan left, we were told it's The End But still OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait)
Posted on 2013-10-02 07:27.
Past the End of Time
"1999" - Prince
I was coma'd when I wrote this Forgive me if it sounds too plain But when I got the thread open Could've sworn it had gone insane The pace was so rapid There were ninjas runnin' everywhere OTTers high on post-production You know I didn't even care 'Cause I say a molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy, grapevine grapevine So hang tight I'm gonna party Like it's past the End of Time I was coma'd when I wrote this So chirp me if I go too fast But Time just stopped a-tickin' And The End's now in the past Chaos all around us The mood seems like fight or flight But if you say goodbye I'm gonna rope you in the basement from spite Yeah I say a molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine So hang tight I'm gonna party Like it's past the End of Time Yeah yeah yeah Lemme tell ya somethin' When you come to the OTT There's always somethin' new in store I got a meowpy in my spoiler And raptorcats ready to roar Yeah Great Lord Randall's stopped our ONG We could all let this decay, oww But before I'll let that happen I'll write rONGs anyway Oh I say a molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine (We've run all out of Time) So hang tight I'm gonna party Like it's past the End of Time (Say there's still more Time) A molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine, no no So hang tight (Party like it's past the End of Time) I'm gonna, I'm gonna... Not right, past the End of Time Can't change it, past the End of Time Past the End of Time Past the End of Time Don't stop, don't stop, Say there's still more Time! A molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine, yeah yeah So hang tight (I'm gonna party like it's past the End of Time) We're gonna, we're gonna...woo! Yeah, past the End of Time Don'tcha try an' go (Past the End of Time) Don'tcha try an' go (Past the End of Time) We could all let this decay (Past the End of Time) I don't say goodbye I'd rather write rONGs anyway (Past the End of Time) Listen to what I'm tryin' to say Everybody, everybody say party... *fades away into OTT-cake-giving*
Posted on 2013-07-29 09:14.
Pray that Time will Fly
"Rocky Mountain High" - John Denver
Long ago Time began on on the 25th of March With two people sitting on a shore Motionless to all but quickly they began to move And we all Waited eagerly for more When first we started posting, our minds seemed very dark, In the Time before the newpix became long But then they began building and the blackness went away As we turned to the True Comic every dong For the Castle keeps on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky And legions of us Wait for it although we know not why Pray that Time will fly (in The Comic) Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) They kept to their construction: slowly, yes, but sure A camera pan thrilled every devotee And then they both went swimming, and Megan spat out drops Of the semencoffeecancerbabies sea Religion sprang anew with the trebuchet attack Megan falling off her mound by mistake We made Churches and titles as the castellation grew Up by the sea (or river? Not a lake) Oh, the Castle keeps on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky And legions of us Wait for it though we get no reply Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) We spoke of the Recursion, we Knighted ourselves too, Observed them and their Observation Stand And though our creeds may differ, some Timewaiters, some not We still agree the Sandcastle is grand May the Castle keep on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky Time keeps a-drifting onward; I'll see it by-and-by Pray that Time will fly The Castle keeps on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky Far off in the future someone hears this lullaby... I Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic)
Posted on 2013-04-19 09:09.
Punsaw...VITSSÅGEN, JA!
To the tune of Seesaw, Margery Daw
Punsaw...VITSSÅGEN, JA! Yikes, you'd better run faster! When BlitzGirl's away the punners will play But when she's here puns won't get past her!
Posted on 2013-10-02 08:08.
Reading the One True Thread Now!
"Ride on the Magic School Bus" - Peter Lurye
Seat belts, everyone! Please let this be a normal ketchup! With the Blitz? No way! Awww... Cruisin' through the fora You're relaxed and feelin' good (yeah) Next thing that you know you're seein' (Waa-ha-ha-hoo) Raptorsharks in the neighborhood?! Blitzin' through the pastposts Singin' with the bards (Yee-haw) Yes we know it's all related Here on Earth, maybe on Mars! On the One True Thread now Navigate some footnotes 1,2 Read through the One True Thread now Catch a molpy, too (take that!) On our One True Thread now Scrolling a panorama On the One True Thread now Such a fine thing to do! (Whoooaaa...) So keep a watch for LaPetite Wait for it and don't ask why (come on) Sea is big, the tree is neat The River's small and raptors fly On the One True Thread now Step inside - it's a wilder ride! Come on - read through the One True Thread now! (ni ni ni ni)
Posted on 2013-05-28 22:06.
The End of the OTC
"The End of the Innocence" - Don Henley and Bruce Hornsby
Remember when we got the ONG And watched the newpix count grow high Didn't have a care in the thread With Megan and Cueball walking by But quickly the new raftcastle sails And we've been caught up in these beesnake trails The OTTers dwell on small details And "The End" made us cry Oh how I miss that place where we could go Ev'ry now and then Sit and watch our Cuegan roam And the molpies play in the glens You can listen for that ONGful sound Check that last odd molpish mound there Watch the raft bob on the sea But this is the end This is The End of the OTC We used to say, oh how Time flies But now The End has clipped its wings We post our posts and share our words While avoiding the hurt of The End's slapping sting Adrift just like the sea-borne pail How we've been caught up in these beesnake trails The OTTers keen for more details Since "The End" made us cry Oh how I miss that place where we could go Can we go again? Sit and watch our Cuegan roam And the molpies play in the glens You listen for that ONGful sound Check that last odd molpish mound there Watch the raft bob on the sea But this is the end This is The End of the OTC Who knows how long this will last This thread has come so far, so fast "Wait for it," in this we trust That Timewaiter in each of us We need to remember this Before we forget what we've missed A song, a post, a pic, a book You cannot say goodbye You listen for that ONGful sound Check that last odd molpish mound there Watch the raft bob on the sea But this is the end This is The End of the OTC
Posted on 2013-07-28 02:33.
The Itsy Blitzy OTTer
To the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
The itsy blitzy OTTer Set out upon the thread Posting in the Present Pushed her back instead Then came The End And slowed down the post rate Now the itsy blitzy OTTer Makes progress that is great!
Posted on 2013-10-02 05:55.
The Lone Sandcastle
"The Lonely Goatherd" - from The Sound of Music
Down by the sea was a lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Cuegan just building a lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Small trebuchet set off with a fast pull Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Down came the walls of the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp chirp Set off again toting their knapsacks full Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Said their goodbyes to the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two How could they leave their grand Sandcastle? Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Cuegan judged it wasn't worth the hassle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp chirp Seemed that the Sea would win the battle Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Eating away at the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Then came a girl, her beret a-tassled Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Can LaPetite save our dear Sandcastle? Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two [timeyodelling of the timeody] *cringe* Seemed that the Sea would win the battle Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Eating away at the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Then came a girl, her beret a-tassled Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Can LaPetite save our dear Sandcastle? Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Waiting are we, playing with the squirpy Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Can't see the shore; we're stuck with the chirpy Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Chirpy chirpy... Chirpy chirpy.. (chirpy chirpy) Chirpy chirp chirpy (Chirpy chirp chirpy) Chirpy chirpy.. (chirpy chirpy) Chirpy can you go away? (chirpy chirpy go away) Can we get back to the Sea? (chirpy back down by the Sea) Chirpy chirpy set us free (chirpy chirpy chirp no way) Chirpy chirpy chirpy CHIRPY go away! Go!
Posted on 2013-06-18 21:13.
The Timely Wanderers
"The Happy Wanderer" - The Muppet Show
We love to go a-wandering Far from the Castle black, And as we go, we love to sing Our knapsacks on our backs Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Our knapsacks on our backs We love to wander by the sea It's big, second to none But when it gets too big we flee And head out on the run! Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Our knapsacks on our backs Back on the Thread, Timewaiters cling To screens at work and home And just like us, they love to sing As through this Time we roam Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Our knapsacks on our backs Oh, we may go a-wandering (Or come back by-and-by?) Oh, may we always hike and sing Beneath Randall's white sky! Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Coffeesea, Bacon gnaw, Our knapsacks on our backs!
Posted on 2013-04-30 05:52.
We Love the Thread of Time
We Love the Whole Thread by Blitzgirl
I love sandcastles I love our weird haiku I love the book of Time I love to chart all you I love the whole thread and all its hatted folks Boom de yada, boom de yada Boom de yada, boom de yada I love sicouragement the semencoffesea I love the newpixbot I love the wiki I love the whole thread and all its mysteries Boom de yada, boom de yada Bboz dr yndn, bboz dr yndn I love photo manips I love our visitors I love to make you hats I love inquisitors I love the whole thread The future's pretty cool Boom de yada, boom de yada Boom de yada, boom de yada
Posted on 2013-04-30 18:50.
We Love the Thread of Time, Too!
"I Love the Mountains" - Traditional camping song
I love to journey I love our beesnakes two I love Time-mapping I love to cupcake you I love the whole thread and all its footnote jokes Boom de yada, boom de yada Boom de yada, boom de yada I love newpages I love my flashy gif I (might) love waffles I love to make you scripts I love the whole thread and all its mysteries Boom de yada, boom de yada Boom de yada, boom de yada I love d-dactyls I love our blitzers I love to molpy-hunt I love the whispers I love the whole thread the future's pretty cool Boom de yada, boom de yada Boom de yada, boom de yada
Posted on 2013-05-25 11:46.
Where Have the OTTers Gone?
To the tune of "Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?"
Oh where, oh where have the OTTers gone, Oh where, oh where can they be? The thread is still and the night is long Oh where, oh where can they be?
Posted on 2013-10-02 14:38.
White Newpix
"White Christmas" - Bing Crosby
I'm staring at a white Newpix Not like the ones I used to know Made my sad eyes glisten And Waiters listen To hear the DONG and watch the show I'm staring at a white Newpix With every PresentPost I write May your thoughts stay merry and bright And may Time Fade back once more from white
Posted on 2013-04-29 16:15.
White TimeFrame
"White Wedding" - Billy Idol
Hey little French girl, what have you done? Hey little French girl, you're the only one! Hey little French girl, be our Superman! Hey little French girl, make Time what you want. Hey little French girl, build on! It's a nice Time to start again. It's a nice Time for a white TimeFrame. It's a nice Time to start again. Hey little French girl, what's that thing you're with? Hey little French girl, what is it you wish? Hey little French girl, build on (oh yeah)! Hey little French girl, be our Superman. Hey little French girl, build on! It's a nice Time to start again. It's a nice Time for a white TimeFrame. It's a nice Time to start again (wow)! (Build it up!) Take us back home! Hey little French girl, what have you done? Hey little French girl, you're the only one! I've been behind for so long (so long), I've been behind for so long (so long), Thought I was you for so long... It's a nice Time to start again (build on)! It's a nice Time for a white Timeframe! It's a nice Time to start again (wow)! There is nothin' fair in this Sea. There is nothin' safe with this Sea, And there's nothin' sure with this Sea, And there's nothin' pure in this Sea! Look for something left in the Sea! Build again! Come on! It's a nice Time for a white TimeFrame. It's a nice Time to start again. It's a nice Time to start again. It's a nice Time to start again.
Posted on 2013-04-29 17:04.
There was an odd spot on a tree That some thought was a sneaky molpy. I made sure to keep track, But since Cuegan came back It has not moved from what I can see.
Posted on 2013-06-10 05:56.
There was a cute beagle named Snoopy White with black ears that were droopy Laid on the ground flat But I gave him a hat And now he's not feeling so loopy
Posted on 2013-06-10 06:15.
There's no newpage as newpage-y As Newpage Sixty-One We One-dered 'bout a "newpix" How should one refer to one? We parried for a fewpix But when all was said and done In the debate for how we view pix "Newpix" has surely one
Posted on 2013-06-10 06:25.
Jose hit it right on the nose As far as my location goes As soon as I've read A newpage, I head To update that part so it shows
Posted on 2013-06-10 07:00.
Wen won wins one, wee wheelie mite bee Having a homonym problem Yore mined here's won weigh, I's see knot And the dissonance might throb them Dew knot bee phased buy sum tuff sites Soon you'll be less flustered Fore inn thyme yew-of guest aweigh And made sense of this mustard\
Posted on 2013-06-10 07:00.
Valarya's now the one at fault She caused our poetry to halt Thus I suggest she shall be pelted With small candies, partly melted
Posted on 2013-06-10 07:15.
Such heresies abound this page! Dear Pope, please quell your popey rage And spare those who have yet to rhyme; Have mercy on our friends in Time.
Posted on 2013-06-10 07:27.
I think it's still uncertain So let's wait to draw the curtain Unless there's some huge change Like a seaish mountain range
Posted on 2013-06-10 07:45.
Wen ties Ty Thais, wee wheelie mite bee Having a homonym problem Yore mined here's won weigh, I's sea knot And the dissonance might throb them Dew knot bee phased buy sum tuff sites Soon you'll be less flustered Fore inn thyme yew-of guest aweigh And made sense of this mustard
Posted on 2013-06-18 22:37.
Hedgemolpy
There's nothing quite so cute as a peculiar hedgemolpy Curls up so you can't see his face, that little wedgemolpy He molps around atop his hill out on a ledgemolpy But goes too far and then he rolls right off the edgemolpy (Poor hedgemolpy)
Posted on 2013-06-14 07:38.
In poetry form, to appease our pagepope:
Woo! Seven three times! Aw, mustard. I ruined it. Seven seven eight.
Posted on 2013-06-10 04:51.
Pricklymolp and Molpypoke
Pricklymolp and Molpypoke (perhaps quite porcupine-y) Perchanced upon a passing pair With plain pates, quite un-spiny. Molpypoke told Pricklymolp, "Pip, pip! I'm pulling out: These prancing people panic me As they parade about!" Pricklymolp told Molpypoke, "Please proceed precisely; I plan to peek at this odd pair, See if they're cruel or nicely." Molpypoke left Pricklymolp But on a perch unstable And presently the pig plunged down His perfect plot disabled Pricklymolp cried, "Molpypoke! Pray, report of me To all my pals and partners And prodigious progeny!" Molpypoke saw Pricklymolp Painstakingly picked up By the bald-pated person, Just like a puckish pup. Pricklymolp said, "Molpypoke, Perhaps he plans no pain Perhaps he'll pass me by If I a placid pose retain!" Molpypoke watched Pricklymolp Placed back upon the ground The pair proceeded pacing past The pet that they had found Pricklymolp and Molpypoke Perched patient on the hill. Perhaps long past this poor poem's end They shall be Waiting still.
Posted on 2013-06-14 01:23.
Still Going
Take a look, catch a glance of this needle-pulled thing Dive into the sea of pastposts and you'll see what I mean Time is over, said and done, but they don't seem to understand For the thread keeps on a-growing And the OTTers keep a-quoting Is it sad that they remain dangling on this old string? They still seem quite hopped up on mysterious caffeine You'd think since it all is done they'd find reason to disband But the OTTers keep a-noting Keep the conversation flowing I don't think this is something that could have been forseen They keep on swimming though there's scads of dry land New art they keep a-showing Still the OTTers keep a-doting Tell me now, would they respond if I threw a life-ring? No, they'd stay on the run and defy the Outside scene! As they spiral through Time's traces taking destiny in hand A future they themselves are sowing Hopes the OTTers keep a-floating With their quoting With their showing With their noting Take a look, catch a glance of this needle-pulled thing Dive into the sea of pastposts and you'll see what I mean
Posted on 2013-08-22 19:32.
The Pix Poem
"The Foot Book" by Dr. Seuss..
Left pic, left pic Right pic, right Pix in the mornip. Pix at night. Left pic, Left pic, Left pic, Right. Sea pic, sky pic Low pic, high pic Find pix, hack pix White pix, black pix Left pic, right pic Neat, neat, neat! Let's find some pix with LaPetite! Slow pix, quick pix Thwap pix, stick pix Up pix, down pix Unique noun pix. Small pix, big pix "Wild fig?" pix His pix, her pix "Why not xer?" pix In the thread and as we eat, Let's find some pix with LaPetite! "Smoke in the air?" pix "Raptorcat's lair?" pix "Time to explore?" pix Twenty-four pix!* Let's ONG more and more...and more pix! Left pic, right pic Neat, neat, neat! Let's find some pix with LaPetite!
Posted on 2013-06-26 22:32.
The Time Less Traveled
Two Times diverged in a forum thread: The Now, and newpages long since made. But which to wander? In my head Current posting, the past unread, Meant I would not be long delayed. But lack context? I wouldn't dare - So back into the past I went. The One True Comic waited there With newpix left by users fair And discussions of religious bent. Both Times that day appeared as just. I chose the posts that had amassed. And in Time, I knew I surely must Re-glimpse the Now that was discussed, Although by then it would be Past. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere newpix and newpix hence: Two Times diverged in a thread and I — I chose the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
Posted on 2013-04-16 09:58.
When Time Is Gone
Join me up here Under vast dawn skies There is little that remains Kneel with me dear After the sunrise And help me gather up these grains Tell me what is left when you've moved on Tell me what to do with all our gains Tell me what is left when Time is gone Togetherhood, companions I have known Tell me what's left when they've all flown Pacing the line, back on the frontier Now it's Time to improvise Colors and songs help me to postpone The fears that this will disappear Lonely rafts - tossing in a sea of goodbyes Pleas to stay - tossed around on slender chains Anxious words - fading into soft resigned sighs Echo from the old castles on these plains (Not your fault if the thread you left behind dies) (Not your fault if the conversation wanes) Tell me what is left when you've moved on Tell me why I Wait back here alone Tell me what is left when Time is gone
Posted on 2013-08-14 06:47.
flutterbee flew so far from the ground
anyone lived in a pretty how town - E. E. Cummings
flutterbee flew so far from the ground (he flew so his ups outnumbered his down) chirps ribbits hedgemolps ott-ers we wished he didn't but still he did megan and cue (brave and the bald) looked at flutterbee soon enthralled a thousand lifetimes of water and sand sea dunes trees land children stayed (lapetite we knew but soon we forgot as newpix grew river grapevine snake mountain) the molpies molped by more and more wowtrees are so wow in leaf the hills are oof and dull our grief bug by face and snake by bee flutterbee's wings were all to her moreworlds maybe are different said her sayings and faced his doubt (pause stare speech and then) they climbed their cliffs and hiked their path soar flit fly sweep (and only the frame could then witness the pain how beesnakes are apt to forget to remember don't fly so your ups outnumber your down) one pix flutterbee died i guess (the raptor swooped a rapid pace) waiting folk watched the contrail fade little by little and frame by frame river small and sea is deep and more by more the trail is steep molpies and cuegan live by newpix turn by timeframe and dream by us. megan and cue (by ong not bing) footfalls fall and beesnakes wing thousand lifetimes of water sand sea dunes trees land
Posted on 2013-06-18 11:43.
In a parallel universe, there is a version of Time that does indeed follow birds-that-we-don't-like-calling-birds instead of Cuegan.
Posted on 2013-06-05 22:38.
1855
Prediction: In the next newpix, it will be revealed that the molpychirp is but the leader of a legion of molpychirps...
Posted on 2013-06-05 12:38.
