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Want You Gone
Well here we are again I had a lovely ketchup We saw the squirpy moving once or twice. And Megan picked more grapes But then she kept on walking She left the frame for good and That was not very nice You want molpythons? Take them That's what I'm counting on I used to wait for it but Now I know that Megan's gone [/GLaDOS]
Posted on 2013-05-28 01:18.
Dilgunnerang
Banana Song
Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-neat! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang It's so fantastic, it's got elastic to start your morning off with a bang. Bang! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang Bug bug bug bug bug bug bug Bill bunnerang It's made for throwing, but not for showing It's the best! Beats the rest! Slippery, kipper-y, auto-triple-dippery! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang (Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp!) Pug pug pug pug pug pug pug Pill punnerang It's like a bottle, it's got a throttle! Spectacular, dilgunnerang thang! Don't need rifles, don't need darts, to get a hole in one! Don't need bananas or jam tarts, to have a heap of fun! It's for your sister. It's for your wife. Just throw it when you get in strife! Or play it like a violin, just pluck the strings Twang Twang! (twang-twang-wang) (Soprano Sax Solo) Yeah! Play that thing! (Piano Solo) Wow! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang (Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp!) Tug tug tug tug tug tug tug Till tunnerang It's an egg and gunpowder boom-meringue, a signature and avatar-ar-aang, a doom-erang, and a groom-erang too! Oh yeah! My amateur, dilgunnerang thang! Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (It's my magnum opus!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (Now you can throw your gun and keep it too!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (Always practice gun safety!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp-molp-molp!
Posted on 2013-08-22 06:16.
Harder Louder Stronger Smarter
"Harder Better Faster Stronger" - Daft Punk
Bong it # Gong it # Dong it # Hats us # * * * * * * * * # Harder # Louder # Longer # Smarter * * * * * * * * Many # Thousands # Our # Never # * * * * * * * * # Newpix # Later # Wait is # Over * * * * * * * * Bong it # Gong it # Dong it # Hats us # * * * * * * * * # Harder # Louder # Longer # Smarter /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Bong it Harder Gong it Louder Dong it Longer Hats us Smarter * * * * * * * * Many Newpix Thousands Later Our Wait is Never Over * * * * * * * * Bong it Harder Gong it Louder Dong it Longer Hats us Smarter Many Newpix Thousands Later Our Wait is Never Over (repeat final verse lots of times)
Posted on 2013-05-24 05:38.
I Shout ONG When I Post It
Whistle While I Work It - Chester See feat. Toby Turner w Wayne Brady
I eat sandcastle cake to get me inspired Cos the beach is too far and I'm feeling so tired My cable is out so I drive to a café The food isn't good but the wifi is okay I load the OTC page but the forum has no link So I Google the OTT which is easier I think I register and login cos I want to join the fun But cannot post the newpic cos my post count's less than one But I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes I shout ONG when I post it I shout ONG when I post it Three newpix later my postcount looks hotter My firstpost was bumped by a ketchupping OTTer Tried to ONG once again but was beat by a ninja But I cannot complain or I'll look like a whinger! Some new NewData gets posted and I try to see my name But my dozen posts are hidden by the folks with much more fame I request to join the hat queue once I pick an avatar Sadly while I'm thus distracted I don't see the shooting star But I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes I shout ONG when I post it I shout ONG when I post it I shout ONG when I- BlitzGirl says "Mome!", the post-queue says "Well, you got pushed up from goat, but no one can tell." Mix with orthodox, heretics, lurkers, Those who post ev'ry dip, the wixend workers I wanna be an OTTer known by ev'ry one But the thread is old as Time and I've just begun I know where to go to grow community Just gotta add stuff to the Time Wiki Hey HES, please don't nuke the stuff by me! "Uh noob, tell me who you're meant to be?" I'm a Time Waiter, from the OTT Do I have to draw a molpy to prove that I'm me? "Oh I've seen you around, maybe once or twice." Can my edits be unnuked? "Uh, sorry, no dice." But I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes Yeah I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes Oh I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes I quote somebody who quotes somebody who quotes somebody who quotes I shout ONG when I post it I shout ONG when I post it I shout ONG when I-
Posted on 2013-08-07 08:50.
Megan's Last Lament
"Never gonna give you up" - Rick Astley
We're no strangers to pain. You knew the risks and so did I. Investigation of the, questions that plague. I'd never do this with any other guy. I, just have to tell you how I'm feeling. Can't stop the bleeding and I'm, gonna die. Now I'm never going further up. Never gonna get back down. Never gonna do more sandcastle building. Never gonna find out why - Didn't mean to make you cry - Never gonna find out why the sea is rising. We followed rivers, small neat and fast. Travelled further than ever before. Met friendly creatures but, it didn't last. One was very vicious now I'm covered in gore. I don't need to tell you that I'm bleeding. Adventure's ended and there, won't be more. Now I'm never going further up. Never gonna get back down. Never gonna do more sandcastle building. Never gonna find out why - Didn't mean to make you cry - Never gonna find out why the sea is rising. My breath is fading, my pulse is weak. This is the last chance to say my piece. Bury me where the, cat cannot peek. Then get away before... Megan? ... MEGAN? ... MEGAN!
Posted on 2013-06-22 08:36.
Megan's Song
"Amy's Song" - Switchoot
Megan's gone And time rolls on How far? How fast? How lONG? The last time we saw Megan She was headed for the trees Hopeful of the things that she might see She said she did not know where yet And that she'd find out with time We bid farewell not knowing That might be our last goodbye Megan was a quester She liked to walk with Cue She took all the maps Not one or two Where Time was a question She only knew one sONG She's singing, "how far, how fast, how lONG?" Megan is a bright spark In a world of black and white She lights it like the slowly rising sun Yeah, she's a question asker She's a stand up kind of girl She's out find the answers In a quickly flooding world Megan was a quester She liked to walk with Cue She took all the maps Not one or two Where Time was a question She only knew one sONG She's singing, "how far, how fast, how lONG?" The OTC stops moving And I stop to think it through And watch the frames of Time From start to end My thoughts return to Megan And the people that she saved She came when we were lonely And left us feeling brave Megan was a quester She liked to walk with Cue She took all the maps Not one or two Where Time was a question She only knew one sONG She's singing, "how far, how fast, how lONG?" How lONG. How lONG. How lONG.
Posted on 2013-08-01 05:24.
One More Time
"One More Time" - Daft Punk
One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah One more Time One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, all right Don't stop the posting One more Time We're gonna wait for it Oh yeah, don't stop the posting One more Time ONG... You know I'm just blitzin' Colouration tonip Wait for it Don't coma late ONG... You know We don't stop You can't stop, We're gonna wait for it One more Time... One more Time... One more Time... Colouration You know we're gonna do it now Oh wow Hey! Just bliztin' OTTers got me feeling so neat Neat! Yeahhh Come on, all nip We're gonna wait for it One more Time Wait for it and post with me OTTers got me feeling so neat Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it ... One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me One more Time OTTers got me feeling so neat We're gonna wait for it Wait for it and post with me
Posted on 2013-08-07 01:22.
The OTTer Song
the Llama Song
Here's an OTTer There's an OTTer And another hotter OTTer Treeful OTTer Gleeful OTTer OTTer OTTer ch*rp OTTer OTTer Beanie OTTer River, Sea, Sandcastle, OTTer OTTer OTTer m*stard OTTer OTTer OTTer ch*rp I was once a needle I could pull a thread But no one could hear over the molpies in my head It has been a nopix since Vines have borne a grape So now pay attention to the Kitties in a cape Did you ever see an OTTer click an OTTer on the OTTer OTTer's OTTer smells of OTTer OTTer OTTer ch*rp Double OTTer Part of OTTer Never OTTer Got an OTTer OTTer in a tin cannot her OTTer OTTer ch*rp Is this how we wait now? Is the thread so long? Is it all redundant now? Donut, punsaw, ONG! Now T** E** is drawing near Hope this doesn't suck Time for me to coma or the rhyme will go to ch*rp
Posted on 2013-09-29 14:33.
The Sea. A sandy frontier. I tried to picture creatures waiting for it as they moved through the newpix. What do they look like? Molpies, beesnakes. With pretty neat rivers. I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day... I fell in.
Posted on 2013-05-31 02:40.
