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He Is Never Ever Ever Gonna End This Comic
"We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" - Taylor Swift

“He Is Never Ever Ever Gonna End This Comic” (With Apologies to Taylor Swift) I remember when I saw “Time” the first time People sitting on an empty beach? So what? So I went and read the hidden text And it said to wait for “it”. (Huh?) So I came back later just to check And I was shocked to see the characters had moved (really?) I had to check the forum to be sure They said, “amazing”, “what is it?”, it’s genius”, “wait for it” Ooh, a pixel changed again last night And ooh, Really? I can’t believe we’re so excited He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic See a Newpix, ONG it, analyze it, clap with glee But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic Like, ever So hundreds of us sit here posting thoughts And we try to figure how it’s going to end But we would really rather keep it going than Return to a real life that’s more mundane than this Ooh, a star was missing from the sky And ooh, Really? I can’t believe that someone saw it He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic Write a double-dactyl in morse code and rot-13 But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah Oh oh oh I used to think that I wanted this to be over And I used to say, "Maybe tomorrow…” (So I crawl out of bed and I like, reach for my mouse And I’m like.. “ just… I mean, this is exhausting, you know, like, He is never gonna end this comic. Like, ever.”) No! He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic Blitz it, filk it, hat it, but in the end just wait for it But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic. . .

Posted on 2013-07-07 07:24.

Now I've Had (100 Posts)
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" - The Proclaimers

When I wake up, it's the first thing on my mind (Well, the first thing after "go and take a pee") Find my browser, then refresh all of the tabs And check the latest news out on the OTT. The Last Time Waiter! Throwing rocks and waterfalls! Want to comment, but can't do it till I'm done Gotta ketchup, can't go double-post (or worse) Got to roll my clever comments into one And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Now I'm working, 'cause I have to pay the bills My co-workers don't know what I'm laughing at There's my poster of "We Love The Thread of Time" And the screen shots showing all these crazy hats Double-dactyls (double-dactyls!) and a new song parody And a picture made of people's avatars There's a wiki that we all make up ourselves There's no better web community than ours And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la When I come home there are chores I ought to do But I go online and read the thread instead Blow off dinner 'cause the microwave's too slow Only have four hours before I go to bed Getting sidetracked reading tvtropes again Animated gif hypnosis setting in Eyelids drooping, feel the coma level rise Guess I'll wake up in these same old clothes again Guess I'll wake up in these same old clothes again And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for

Posted on 2013-06-10 18:35.

The End of All Time
"The End of the World" - Skeeter Davis

Why does the forum keep growing? Why do we all post again? Don't we know it's the end of all Time 'Cause OTC has reached The End? Why do we keep asking questions (With) answers that we'll never see Don't we know it's the end of all Time It ended way too soon for me. . .

Posted on 2013-07-26 23:56.

The Waiting
"The Waiting" - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Oh, lately I've been reading xkcd But it keeps on changing every day Two stick figures just lyin' on their backs All their words are profound like Legolas on crack I keep saying that I'll give up today But I cannot seem to tear my eyes away I said yeah yeah The waiting is what we live for Every hour we get one pic more You end up being more Frustrated than before The waiting is what we live for Well, I've been living life inside this forum for weeks Ketching up is all I seem to do But there's a hundred people like me All wondering who LaPetite really is too They're tryin' to figure what the dialogue means They're counting all the pixels like they're counting up beans I said yeah yeah The waiting is what we live for Every hour we get one pic more You end up being more Frustrated than before The waiting is what we live for Oh, don't even fall asleep, you might just miss The End Don't even fall asleep, you might just miss The End Oh, Randall we beseech, please make this worth the cost We hope that there's a point, don't make this end like "Lost" Yeah yeah The waiting is what we live for Every hour we get one pic more You end up being more Frustrated than before The waiting is what we live for The waiting is what we live for Oh, is what we live for Oh, is what we live for

Posted on 2013-05-10 21:38.

Time After Time
"Time After Time" by Cindy Lauper

Sitting on the ground I hear the Molpy chirp from way up high You're right beside me It's always been you and I Long walk, blue skies Castles left behind Rivers and waterfalls Time after - Sometimes you laugh at me For some dumb thing that I've done But if I'm falling I know to my side you'll run Walking together Up a mountainside The hours just fly right by (Chorus) In this world, only us, and we wander free Time after time I am yours, you are mine, and we'll always be Time after time (Repeat Chorus) Watching the sun set as Stars light the evening sky Knowing you're there for me and Happy with the reason why Feelings unspoken we understand I reach out for your hand (Repeat Chorus) Walking together A clear blue sky The hours and days go by (Repeat Chorus 2x) Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time

Posted on 2013-07-03 01:29.

Time after Time
"Time After Time" - Cyndi Lauper

Sitting on the ground I hear the Molpy chirp from way up high You're right beside me It's always been you and I Long walk, blue skies Castles left behind Rivers and waterfalls Time after - Sometimes you laugh at me For some dumb thing that I've done But if I'm falling I know to my side you'll run Walking together Up a mountainside The hours just fly right by (Chorus) In this world, only us, and we wander free Time after time I am yours, you are mine, and we'll always be Time after time (Repeat Chorus) Watching the sun set as Stars light the evening sky Knowing you're there for me and Happy with the reason why Feelings unspoken we understand I reach out for your hand (Repeat Chorus) Walking together A clear blue sky The hours and days go by (Repeat Chorus 2x) Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time

Posted on 2013-07-03 01:29.

Languages, smanguages! Ebonite wonders: are Sandwiches made out of Toast or a bun? Pluralizational Issues with "Lego" and Alternate meanings of "Bacon" are fun!

Posted on 2013-05-18 19:49.

Heaviness breathiness Cueball and Megan did Incomprehensively Wander in bliss Both are presumably Heterosexual Don't you think we'd see more "Action" than this?

Posted on 2013-05-28 18:04.

I was feeling a little perplexed What to post instead of plain text? I've done Double D And a song parody So a limerick seemed to be next!

Posted on 2013-05-20 18:15.

7

Colorization of frame 7

Posted on 2013-07-31 02:21.

1830

Maniplation of frame 1830

Posted on 2013-06-04 19:17.

2296

Maniplation of frame 2296

Posted on 2013-06-24 18:47.