I got one thousand posts in the One True Thread And the time has come to celebrate So I'll uphold that noble tradition, and honour this post milestone With deep profundity, so I bring you this song I wrote one for one hundred about dicks And another a hundred later about boobs But since then we've developed a whole new stash of naughty words So this one's about something new, let me tell you what It's about… CHIRPING MUSTARD! CHIRPING MUSTARD! And semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesonice CHIRPING MUSTARD! Molpy CHIRPING MUSTARD! That's what this song's about, cos I got myself ONE THOUSAND POSTS! When I first delurked on the forum, I never knew what lay in store The good times that we shared, I'll never forget The songs, the pics and poems, the charts and comics too But most of all, waiting for it with you I've seen so much in these five months of Time Now a thousand posts in the thread are mine And on this momentous occasion, I feel that I must say Something meaningful and memorable, so listen close to me Cos I'm gonna say… CHIRPING MUSTARD! CHIRPING MUSTARD! And semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesonice CHIRPING MUSTARD! Molpy CHIRPING MUSTARD! That's what this song's about, cos I got myself ONE THOUSAND POSTS In the One True Thread!
Posted on 2013-09-07 11:03.
BlitzGirl you'd better please blitz and blitz faster The thread is not gonna get shorter you know Water is coming, we're growing impatient And you've still got many newpages to go So BlitzGirl, blitz like the wind! I remember the day Randall posted the comic A couple sat on a beach, it was called "Time" How could we know that this seed would grow into An addiction that held us, with every ONG chime Now four months later we post with the masses Of OTTers that hang out here waiting for it As Great Lord Randall continues to publish Frame upon frame each and every newpix But now things get exciting inside And BlitzGirl, you're stuck far behind... BlitzGirl you'd better please blitz and blitz faster Come back to the present, don't dwell in the past The thread sure as hell ain't the same here without you You're everyone's favourite Lightning Lass So BlitzGirl, blitz like the wind! Taixzo and CasCat took no time at all To read through the whole thing, they are BlitzGirls the Fast But you were the first one, we know you can do it Just carry on blitzing your way through the past You’re not our bitch, and you’re not a machine And we don’t mean to dictate how you spend your days But please bear in mind it's all kicking off here And you don't want to get left behind in a daze Why is it always when you're gone That the mustard must go hit the fan? So when the wedding is over and done Get back in the thread and then RUN! BlitzGirl you'd better please blitz and blitz faster The sea won't stop rising until it's appeased There's a hole in the present, cause something is missing You're missed here like chirp, molpy up BlitzGirl, please! Yes BlitzGirl, blitz like the wind! BlitzGirl you'd better please blitz and blitz faster Before Time is over, please blitz like the wind!
Posted on 2013-07-21 01:42.
[Folky verses] Oh Beesnake's gone, the good ol' bug To my aye now, buzz along! Oh Beesnake's gone, the good ol' bug Aye aye beesnake, buzz along! They dug his grave with a semencancer spade To my aye now, buzz along! A shroud of finest coffeebabies was made Aye aye beesnake, buzz along! [Epic metal verse!] He's buzzed off now to a better place To my aye, BUZZ ALONG! No danger now from raptors' chase Aye aye, buzz along! [Back to folky verse] Of molpies brave he was the best To my aye now, buzz along! But now he's gone and he's at rest Aye aye beesnake, buzz along! [Metal again!] Old Beesnake's heard the angel's call To my aye, BUZZ ALONG! So sing his dirge now one and all… I recall the day the rising sea Engulfed all our neat trees Fate was stripped from our hands Waves the size of mountainsides Bludgeoned us one by one, But Beesnake saved so many Under the veil of the blackened sun [Gentle ballad section] As the winds came to a calm The bright sun awoke in the dawn We stood in silence endlessly And gazed out over the big sea As we turned our heads And looked back t'wards the shore Our hearts sunk ever low For our molpy was no more Still his body lay At the breaking of the day We lowered him with a tiny chain Our eyes dim with more than rain [And back to the metal!] He lies in an earthen bed Our hearts are sore, our eyes are red [And all together now for the epic final chorus!] Buzz along, we must now venture on Into the beauty of the great big sea Our will must not become undone Journey ONGwards, far as our eyes can see Oh, do not mourn for long Let our words ring on in his memory The vast horizon draws us near Journey ONGwards...
Posted on 2013-06-17 20:27.
This here's a song about the things you don't find in the Outside This here's a tale about conditions of the head At one time I wanted to just stick around the present But I'll get more respect if I go read through the whole thread I've gotta blitz the past, and forget about present happenings And even though I'm a casual timewaiter at the most Randall knows I wanna be loved So I'm on a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! I'm on a fake blitz! I'll just skim through most of the posts And I won't really read the words, I'll even botch a half-assed signpost 'Cause I've got the skills for it! I've never had interest in whatever lies behind us It doesn't really matter if I know this stuff or not But just look how everybody honours those like BlitzGirl So I'll just carry on and trudge through newpages a lot I've gotta blitz the past, and forget about present happenings And even though I'm a casual timewaiter at the most Randall knows I wanna be loved I'm on a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! I'm on a fake blitz! I'll just skim through most of the posts And I won't really read the words, I'll even botch a half-assed signpost 'Cause I've got the skills for it! I'd be alright if I could just hang out in the future I'd be just fine if the whole past just went away And maybe when I come back I'll prepare a present present But when it comes to sincere ketchup you can just Leave me the f*ck alone! I've gotta blitz the past, and forget about present happenings And even though I'm a casual timewaiter at the most Randall knows I wanna be loved I'm on a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! I'm on a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! On a fake blitz! I'm on a fake blitz!
Posted on 2013-05-29 20:41.
Deep in the One True Comic land Where waiting for it, we've stayed You'll find great adventures are at hand That our Great Lord Randall has made... A molpy named Prickly is his friend And Lucky, and Beesnakes too There's Squirpy, and Chirpy, and there's Snake But most of all, Megan and Cue! Megan and Cue, Megan and Cue Castle-building duo who don't know much They're Megan and Cue, Megan and Cue Awesomeful adventuring pair!
Posted on 2013-06-30 00:23.
Have you met these friends of mine Postin' in the thread of Time On that famous OTT With their semencoffeesea Neat hats from sacred hatters Cupcakes and Boom-De-Yadas Spending each ONG chime Having a wonderful Time If you're blue and you don't know where to go to Go read the thread that's full of wits Puttin' on the Blitz Wondrous folks with song filks and molpy hunting Great company and all misfits Puttin' on the Blitz That's where each timewaiter hangs their jacket When coma ends they ketchup every last bit Waitin' for it Come with me and we will see Meg and Cueball As they journey through each newpix Puttin' on the Blitz
Posted on 2013-06-20 12:17.
We built castles by the sea They brought us fun and were a joy to see But the sea rose high, washed them away Why could this be, we could not say We must find out, we must learn more We travelled far, far from the shore What will we find, what will we see Will we ever learn about the rising sea… Walking up big hills and mountainsides Travelling way way up high Passed molpies and wow trees and wowterfalls Watched beesnakes and flutterbees fly Lucky the Keyboard pounced on Cueball's back Megan picked up her thwap-stick to attack! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Strange folk met in the barren wastes Beanies they wore on their heads Took us away to their castle up high To meet with their leader, who said: "The sea it is filling, far up it will roam, Engulfing the land and destroying your home!" RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Posted on 2013-07-19 22:54.
There, out in the darkness Cuegan are resting Near a neat tree On a mountainside On their great journey They never shall yield Till they get to the top Till they get to the top They know their way in the dark To learn and discover some more And those who follow the path to the summit Shall have their reward And if a raptorcat should attack The stick, The claws! Stars In your multitudes Scarce to be counted Filling the newpix With order and light You are the sentinels Silent and sure Keeping watch in the night Keeping watch in the night You know your place in the sky You hold your course and your aim And each in your season Returns and returns And is always the same And if a raptorcat should attack They'll fight back again And so it must be, for Randall has written That their journey must carry on And we will see what comes if we wait For the next ONG Randall please guide them That we may see them Safe to the top I will wait for it Till then This I swear This I swear by the stars
Posted on 2013-06-28 02:55.
Many yips ago, in a foreign land Far away from home, we met some of the Beanie Clan A strange eccentric tribe, with neat little hats Took us for a walk, across an arid mountaintop What's up with your leg? Have some of this paste! Come home with us, we'll help you out, just follow us Maybe you recall, a wild and vicious feline A creature who is similar to a pet of ours! Winding through the hills, sandcastle far behind On and on we walked, up rocky slopes and dusty tops At last we came upon a tower made of wood An instrument on top, what was it for, we could not know Let me introduce our molpy A large and furry thing, Raptorkitty! Looking up at us, piercing dark eyes Making us uptight, it's no surprise We want to stay alive Everything about this place just doesn't feel right We, we don't want to die Suddenly we're frightened for our lives We want to say goodbye This could be the last time we see each other alive We, we may not survive Knew it from the moment we arrived (7:10) Would you like to see our secret holy place? We come here late at night to pray to Her by candlelight Then peering through the glass, we saw with disbelief Still dressed in her beret LaPetite behind the altar! History recalls, during times long passed Legend has been traced back inside these very caves Where raptors came to hide, in barrels filled with (semencancer)wine Never to escape, these tombs of oak are where they died Down the cellar stairs, I disappear Like the rising sea, the end is near Come and have a taste, a rare vintage All the finest wines improve with age! We want to stay alive Everything about this place just doesn't feel right We, we don't want to die Suddenly we're frightened for our lives We want to say goodbye This could be the last time we see each other alive We, we may not survive Knew it from the moment we arrived (14:18) Could this be the end? Is this the way we die? Sitting in the dark, just each other by our side We don't understand, we don't feel that we deserve this What did we do wrong? We just don't understand… Give us one more chance, let us please explain It's all been circumstance, I'll tell you once again You took us to your home, promised you'd make Megan better Next thing that we know, we're frightened for our lives Now wait a minute guys, that's not how it is! You must be confused, that isn't who we are! Please don't be afraid, we would never try to hurt you This is how we live, strange although it seems, please try to forgive The cat and LaPetite, the raptors and the wine The fables and the tales all handed down through time Of course you're free to go! Go and tell the world our story Tell them of our molpy, tell them about we, The Clan of the Beanies!
Posted on 2013-07-10 00:11.
Look ahead, look astern Look the weather in the lee Blow high! Blow low! And so sailed we I see a raft to the windward And more people there float free A-sailing down along the coasts of high-rising sea "Oh are you of our tribe Or hill people?" cried we Blow high! Blow low! And so sailed we "Oh no, we're not hill people But we're from your tribe!" Cried he A-sailing down along the coasts of high-rising sea "So push into the current! We'll throw our rope to you! And you can come and join us! And we'll get you safely through!" "We'll push into the current, And catch your rope from you! And we will join with your raft, And we'll all get safely through!" For broadside, for broadside The rope flew straight and true Blow high! Blow low! And so sailed we Until at last we hauled them close And joined them with our crew A-sailing down along the coasts of high-rising sea Through currents and debris We rode the waters wide Blow high! Blow low! And so sailed we We must do all we can To escape from the rising tide... "Our plan, what is our plan? Can we get across the plain?" "No, we're already cut off It'll only be in vain!" There's nowhere left to run now, Of that there is no doubt Blow high! Blow low! And so sailed we So get ready for the long haul, 'Cause we're going to ride it out! Blow high! Blow low! And so sailed we!
Posted on 2013-07-26 04:33.
We're Knights of the One True Thread To follow Time we are bred We filk great songs and post the ONGs And wait until we drop dead We dine well in the Thread of Time We eat bread and spread instead of lime We're Knights of the One True Thread Our posts never go unread They're full of wit we must admit And never are we misled We're waiting mad in Thread of Time You see our rhymes are quite sublime The river it is quite small The sea it is not at all That is our cry, we shout it high And impersonate Meg and Cueball It's a busy life in Thread of Time But I'm not all that good at mime...
Posted on 2013-07-01 07:53.
After the victory of the comic "Click and Drag" XKCD became a new creative force Lord Randall he needed a brand new idea A new comic to rule o'er them all He spoke to the wizards to learn of their ways Of stars he consulted their wisest astrologer And of flora, fauna and language, he learned of them well Until finally his grand tale was ready to tell He took his pen He forged a comic… And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born, the myth of the OTC And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born… And then one day the first frame appeared Stickfigure characters sat on a beach And as the newpix went by, the story did grow And sandcastles grew high, rivers flowed The OTTers felt power in those frames They formed great religions to discover why And the OTTers knew right away That Time was one and true And they swore that they'd wait for it, for all Time The OTTers knew That Time was filled… With the glory of Randall Who created that world They waited well inside of the One True Thread With the glory of Randall Who created that world They waited well… Unico vero Comico Tempo Del sacro Autore divino Fiumi e mari Spazio e tempo Attendere che si Tutti i tempi You know well what happened then The Temporal warriors and their quest They were chosen to follow Time Till the comic's very end Their great army can't be stopped Thanks to that OTC Now they're ottifying still In that majestic OTT… And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born, the myth of the OTC And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born… Unico vero Comico Tempo Del sacro Autore divino Fiumi e mari Spazio e tempo Attendere che si Tutti i tempi
Posted on 2013-08-20 19:58.
Woe to you, O Thread of Time For Lord Randall sends the newpix with wrath Because he knows that Time is long. Let him who doth wait for it Reckon the newpage of the beast For it is a human newpage And its number is six hundred and sixty six. I left alone, my mind was blank I needed time to ketchup and rub the coma from my eyes What did I see, could I believe That what I saw that morn was real and not just fantasy? Just what I saw, on that newpage Were they reflections of these strange folk posting back at me? 'Cause in my dreams, it's always there The One True Thread that drags me from the outside to its holy snare… YEEEAAAHHHH! The page was black, was no use holding back 'Cause I just had to see, had someone quoted me? On the page dark figures rant and rage Was all this for real, or just some kind of hell? SIX! SIX SIX! The newpage of the beast! Thread of Time was spawned to be released! Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised As they start to cry, hands held to the sky "The river's small!" the leader starts to bawl "The sea is big!" they cry, together in reply SIX! SIX SIX! The newpage of the beast! Timewaiting is going on tonight!
Posted on 2013-05-20 10:55.
An OTTer watched the seashore at the end of Time Gazes at the oldpix as their sequence loops on by A newly found island, but frames are all the same The OTC is ended on a raft without a name Thread without a comic for waiting ones to see How can we still live on past the end of OTC? He shows them the way, lighting hope in their hearts The life and soul of our thread is too strong to depart This is the ne'er forgotten Comic that was their whole world The oldpix cycling The frames left behind long ago The sparrowraptor's flying, making him daydream The time before the end, when there were still newpix unseen Beanies in their towers, Cuegan in the fields Time gave him it all, an escape from the outside world Now waiting's a memory, a ghost in the past He closes the tab one last time, says farewell to Time's world Anchor to the water, castles far below But the thread still carries on, and he smiles as posts still flow This is the ne'er forgotten Comic that was their whole world The oldpix cycling The frames left behind long ago So long ago… This is the ne'er forgotten Comic that was their whole world The thread ne'er dying, The tears they left behind so long ago So long ago...
Posted on 2013-08-14 22:06.
Knights Temporal: Timewaiters of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see This, our thread, the OTT All: This is OTT, this is OTT, Raptors pounce in the dead of night This is OTT, everybody wait and see What Lord Randall has in store for us tonight It's our thread, we're all devotees In this thread, the OTT mscha: I am the one hiding ready with my net, No molpies can escape, I'll gif them all yet! Kieryn: I am the one keeping track of your posts, Charting all the thread, have a look who posts the most! All: This is OTT, this is OTT OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT! In this thread we call home Everyone hail to the Molpy Song Pope Helper: In this thread, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next newpix! mscha: Next to the sandbox, molpy in the bushes Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll… All: …Scream! This is OTT, Black and white, every scene GLR's voice from above: Wait for it! All: Well that's just fine! Say it once, say it twice, Have some semencoffeeice Blitz the whole thread in the dead of night Everybody see, how very big the sea! In our thread, the OTT! buffygirl: I am the one making all your fine hats, You all look fabulous, thank my millinery for that! kenmelken: I am the one who keeps the wiki up to date, Now everyone can see why the comic is so great! Dracomax: I'm the inquisitor, I rule with iron fist, Punishing with chocolate should heresy persist! All: This is OTT, this is OTT OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT!
Posted on 2013-06-21 15:35.
Well dear old Megan had a tool she used when things went wrong To introduce this tool to you, I put it in a song So every time you see it used, her memory lives on I'm about to tell you what it is so you can sing along… Spoiler: THWAPSTICKS! When a raptorkitty jumped upon my back THWAPSTICKS! When two squirpies tried to make off with her sack THWAPSTICKS! When a snake shocked me and I fell off a rock THWAPSTICKS! When she noticed that I had a shiny cock THWAPSTICKS! When Rosetta told us that the sea would rise THWAPSTICKS! When a pervy Beanie checked her butt for size THWAPSTICKS! When our sandcastle got ruined by the sea THWAPSTICKS! When she got caught short and really had to pee Thwapsticks, Mustard Chirp! Thwapsticks! So every time I see that stick the memories start to stir And suddenly our adventure seems much less of a blur So when someone annoys me, or things get on my pip, I think of the neat adventurous girl and really let it rip! THWAPSTICKS! When I fell in and lost our dilgunnerang THWAPSTICKS! When the raftcastle was too small for the gang THWAPSTICKS! When the sparrowraptor ate the flutterbee THWAPSTICKS! When we didn't know a thing about the sea THWAPSTICKS! When Meg wrecked our castle with a trebuchet THWAPSTICKS! When LaPetite got mustard in her beret THWAPSTICKS! When the Beanies treat us like we're lower class THWAPSTICKS! When I just couldn't give a molpy's arse! THWAPSTICKS! When Meg jumped down on me from high in a tree THWAPSTICKS! When a molpy I picked up was prick-a-ly THWAPSTICKS! When the Beanies' castle's way better than ours THWAPSTICKS! When Meg tripped and fell and faceplanted the flowers THWAPSTICKS! When I only ever learned one Beanish word THWAPSTICKS! When Meg wouldn't stop ch*rping at that damn bird THWAPSTICKS! When you feel awkward and you don't know what to say Just use your THWAPSTICK, THWAPSTICK, THWAPSTICK It makes everything ok! Thwapsticks, Mustard Chirp! Thwapsticks!
Posted on 2013-10-02 08:47.
Hey kids! Let's wait for it! I'm gonna get my laptop and I'll make ottifications Of some really funny things and then I'll post them on the thread A picture of a molpy in a rather amusing hat Or possibly a squirpy throwing S&Ms at that! I may make a sculpture of a neat sandcastle And attach it in a picture with a redundakitty I'll do so much more OTTing and you'll call me a genius Lord Randall ain't got nothing on me! (Heresy!) We are having a Time Attack! Our mighty OTTing skills will kick your arses We are having a Time Attack! Our Otties are more treeish than semencancerbabies on ice! I'm gonna get my laptop and I'll make ottifications Of some really funny things and then I'll post them on the thread Two chirpys fighting over Megball's big map of the sea Or a pricklymolp with clogs on, in a big wowtree! Cueball shouting obscenities at a small rabtor Or Lucky in a waistcoat throwing cupcakes at the screen If you don't like our OTTing you're a m*stard steambottle Cos we're way more awesomeful than any otherthreads you've seen! (Cos we just are. Silly molpies.) We are having a Time Attack! Our mighty OTTing skills will kick your arses We are having a Time Attack! Our Otties are more treeish than semencancerbabies on ice!
Posted on 2013-10-02 10:35.
Sea is rising, bar the door, Over the banks, far from the shore Build the raft, bit by bit Meg and Cue never quit The raft is full, our tribe's in town So molpy up boys, ride em' down! This place is ending, it's time to go, Time to go! We bust out the castle quarter past five To round up the gang and save 'em all from the rising tide Head for the hills and the Beanie crowd You can feel it in the air when the tribe's in town! (Repeat Chorus) LaPetite's ready, time to take to the waves So tie down the tents, it could get ugly, be brave Cresting waves, up the river, to the mountains high On a quest to save 'em all, today no one's gonna die! (Repeat Chorus) GO GO MEG AND CUE! This place is ending, it's time to go!
Posted on 2013-07-24 22:31.
Ring a ring o wow-trees A pocket full of molpies Chirp-mustard! Chirp-mustard! We all molpy down… Once upon a Time in a forum Dying to meet you, new lurker Enter, enter this sideshow! Time to wait for it, come join us Thirteen chimes on the newpix clock Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong! The thread will lure you, don't resist now Our insanity will infect you Yes, you're one of us now! Molpy up, the seeeea is BIG! Have some ketchup with your blitz Addiction pulls you under! under under under under… ... Ladies and Gentlemen! Be wowterfully welcome To the One True Circus! And what a show we have for you tonight! Timewaiters with all their fine hats to wear Songmakers with ottodies to share There's haikuists, d-dactylists Molpy hunters hunting for a scare! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Molpy a-molpy molpy oh grapevine! Molpy a-molpy molpy oh grapevine! Molpy a-molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy molpy molpy grapevine! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! (Evil laughter!) Swarms of beesnakes, tiny trebuchets Semencoffeecancerbaconbabies: Drink it, drink it! Sandcastles still stand tall for us Follow the Knights here, they'll show you, lurking outsider Our One True Thread, you will never leave us!
Posted on 2013-07-30 22:33.
We wanted to save our tribe from the rising sea We tried to tell Rosetta, she said it'll never be Until we met this one girl, name of LaPetite She said "Cuegan, I'll help you, but one thing you must agree: I want to utilise your castle as something that can float And turn your neat scaffold into a sort of boat Then we'll all pile inside, upriver we will head" We mulled it over carefully, and this is what we said: Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! We gathered all the forty, and got them on the raft We started sailing forward, into the river fast We started feeling seasick, and queasy and distraught We realised this journey would be rougher than we thought. But we persevered, it was all we could do To save our dear old tribe from being in deep doodoo And then we met the other half of our dearest crew On a raft of their own, but they said: "It just won't do, We need to use your raft ourselves if we're to get safe too…" Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Come on, come and sail me T'wards the land of the beanies But watch out for the currents Or you might end up deep in the rising sea... Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle as a raft! Go on then, just for laughs! Use our castle as a raft! As a raft, as a raft, Use our castle, use our castle. As a raft.
Posted on 2013-10-02 23:48.
Bland skuggor rider BlitzGirl I den enda sanna tråden Griper hård på en mäktig motorsåg Ut för svaga komikerns blod! VITSSÅGEN! VITSSÅGEN! Vitssågen sveper igen! Hugga ned, broder igen! Hör det sista ropet - BlitzGirl med sågen är här! VITSSÅGEN! Hon tolererar inte vitsar Berätta ett skämt, hon kommer till dig Du ska vara maktlös. Inga ögon ser din änd. VITSSÅGEN! VITSSÅGEN! Sedan mörkret övertog. Räds den vitsarnas kalla fingrar. Som griper tag och förlever. Under kommande vinternatt. VITSSÅGEN! VITSSÅGEN! VITSSÅGEN!
Posted on 2013-09-17 01:00.
There was a zombie in my fridge, I didn't invite it It was moaning "brains!" for days and kept me up all night Zombie in my fridge Zombie in my fridge I kicked him out, he seemed okay I guess zombies are dead anyway Within an hour he snuck back in His raptor friends had come with him! Zombie in my fridge More pesky than a midge Wears his entrails for a scarf Oh Zombie, you're having a laugh!
Posted on 2013-06-20 09:16.
Otterly Botterly Yappo the biscuity Strums on his instruments Making a tune Scoring arrangements of "We Love the Thread of Time" Musical jollities All afternoon
Posted on 2013-05-19 03:17.
Ongity Dongity Cueball and Megan are Journeying onwards Continuing quest But then I got Ninja'd by spamjam the merciless I think his ninja skills Must be the best.
Posted on 2013-05-19 07:04.
Where can you see molpies? Only in the OTC! Come to the OTC, we got molpies! Where can you see raptors? Only in the OTC! We got molpies and raptors only in the OTC!
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