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Beanie
based on "Eagle" by ABBA
They came walking from faraway Now I'm under their spell I'd love knowing the stories that they tell They've seen places beyond my land And they've found new horizons They speak strangely, I don't understand And I wish I knew Beanish And I wish I'd find out new things Wanna know, know What makes baobabs grow Like a Beanie who learns all with ease Know, know Everything there's to know About mountains and rivers and trees And the reason there's salt in the seas From Rosetta I'd learn all day All the knowledge she'd bring I'd have questions and she'd know everything There's no limit to what I'd learn I'd advance ever higher And one day I'd teach Beanies in return Can I really learn Beanish? Can I really find out new things? Wanna know, know What makes baobabs grow Like a Beanie who learns all with ease Know, know Everything there's to know About mountains and rivers and trees And the reason there's salt in the seas And I wish I knew Beanish And I wish I'd find out new things Wanna know, know What makes baobabs grow Like a Beanie who learns all with ease Know, know Everything there's to know About mountains and rivers and trees Know, know What makes baobabs grow Like a Beanie who learns all with ease Know, know Everything there's to know About mountains and rivers and trees And the reason there's salt in the seas
Posted on 2013-10-15 22:40.
Ignorance
"Prejudice" - Tim Minchin
This is a song about ignorance And the feeling of ignorance And a journey to get rid of the... feeling of... ignorance It's called: Ignorance In our knowledge-based modern society There is still stuff that you never knew A word with a cryptic usage Born in a corner of the Internet unknown to you Just five seemingly familiar letters Arranged in a way that will form a word That can bring a smile to the faces of those rare people Who happen to know what it's about A couple of Ts, an R and an E, and also an O Just five little letters all jumbled together Make a word with a meaning you just don't know And it's important that we understand That if these people should happen to choose To use the word to refer to themselves It doesn't mean the rest of you have a clue to its use So never underestimate The power that jargon imparts To those for whom "ottification" is a real word That refers to a subgenre of several arts A couple of Ts - tease them, if you want, about it An R and an E - even go ahead and shout it And also an O - no, in the end you still won't comprehend Even if I spell it out again... Yeah Only an otter would call another otter otter Only an otter would call another otter otter So listen if you value your mental health Better don't become an otter yourself, yeah Only an otter would call another otter otter As an otter you would hardly ever get to bed Spend your nights ketching up on the One True Thread Watching stick figures build sandcastles on the beach Comparing images, pixel for pixel each And you'd learn words like treeish and seaish Molpy, dilgunnerang and riverish But until then it just will seem like gibberish And those words are ours and ours alone Don't you know that... Only an otter would call another otter otter Yeah, only an otter would call another otter otter So if I post a fake ONG And ottify a song Then you wouldn't be wrong To guess I've spent a long while on it But only an otter would call another otter otter Now listen to me We're not looking for sympathy Just 'cause Randall ended the OTC Though the GLR stopped making newpix The otters still keep coming up with new tricks I imagine if you'd see our creOTTivity You'd admire our artistic sensitivity And pretty soon develop a proclivity To ask if you, too, may call us otters And I'd say: "I don't think that's appropriate!" 'Cause only an otter should call another otter otter And all the forumites, they agree it's a fact Once you've gone OTT, you can't go back Only an otter would call another otter otter Yeah go blitz through the thread, all you faithful wowterful blitzers you! Yeah, we learnt to patiently Wait For It The alt-text told us so, and that was what we did Finally we read "The End" after a few dix of "Run" But pretending you were there with us is just not on If you really want to be an otter like us Then you'll have to prove you're not just trying to sh*te us The word you must be able to get right is Semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesonice Yeah, only an otter would call another otter otter Yeah, only an otter would call another otter otter And if you find something neat On the thread, it's a feat You're invited to repeat Or even beat From your seat Only an otter would call another otter otter We write haikus, double-dactyls and panther salve ads Adorn our avatars with buffygirl's hats Make songs and photo-manips that are awefulsome And I don't mean awful but awesome and also fulsome It's a play on words Only an otter would call another otter otter And only an otter could tell the difference from a nutter Just like only a blitzer knows what it's like to blitz in fits, yeah Yeah, only an otter Only an otter Only an otter, yeah We are having a lotta Treeish times and we're not a Bunch of hopeless nerds but a CreOTTivity hotspot that keeps getting hotter Still only an otter would call another otter... otter.
Posted on 2013-08-12 19:43.
Ketching Up Is Hard To Do
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" - Neil Sedaka
Boom de yada boom yada boom dam dam Boom de yada boom yada boom dam dam Boom de yada boom yada boom dam dam Ketching up is hard to do Can't let the present get away from me Gotta keep up with the OTT Read each post right when it's new 'Cause ketching up is hard to do I'm on the forum half the night And update the wiki on the side Thread grows faster than I read it through Oh, ketching up is hard to do I tell you, ketching up is hard to do You can sure believe me it's true Even now, long after "The End" Instead of ketching up I'll have to go to blitzing mode again No, BlitzGirl, I won't say goodbye You'd send me to the basement if I tried Somehow I've gotta see this through But ketching up is hard to do I tell you, ketching up is hard to do You can sure believe me it's true Even now, long after "The End" Instead of reading all I fear I'll have to skim and skip again No, BlitzGirl, I won't say goodbye You'd send me to the basement if I tried Can you teach me how to see this through 'Cause ketching up is hard to do Boom de yada boom yada boom dam dam Boom de yada boom yada boom dam dam Boom de yada boom yada boom dam dam Ketching up is hard to do
Posted on 2013-09-07 02:46.
La Petite
"Reet Petite" - Jackie Wilson
Well, look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! New sea! Well, she's so fine, fine, fine, she's so fine, f-f-fine, She's so fi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yine, she's so fine, fine, fine. She's really neat, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, have you ever seen a girl who wears a white beret, Who'd save a sand castle and work for it all day? She's so fine, she's so fine, She's really neat, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, she really takes a wooden deck and makes it float, Saves all of us from drowning and doesn't need no boat! She's alright, she's alright, She's alright, wears her beret day and night. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh! Well, she's my cousin, she's awe-inducing, Instead of drowning, she's got us smoothly cruising! She's alright, she's got what it takes, She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome raft she makes! Well, she's our glimmer of hope, our river swimmer, Without her, I'm sure, our future would be dimmer! She's alright, she's got just what it takes. She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome raft she makes! Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet!
Posted on 2013-07-26 20:24.
La Petite (Version 2.0)
"Reet Petite" - Jackie Wilson
Well, look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! New sea! Well, she's so bright, bright, bright, she's so bright, b-b-bright, She's so bri-yi-yi-yi-yi-yight, she's so bright, bright, bright. She's really neat, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, have you ever seen a girl who wears a white beret, Who'd save a sand castle and work for it all day? She's so bright, she's so bright, She's really neat, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, she really takes a wooden deck and makes it float, Turns it all into some kind of raft (or boat)! She's alright, she's alright, She's alright, wears her beret day and night. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh! Well, she's my cousin, she's awe-inducing, Instead of drowning, she's got us neatly cruising! She's alright, she's got what it takes, She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome boat she makes! Well, she's our glimmer of hope, our river swimmer, Without her, I'm sure, our future would be dimmer! She's alright, she's got just what it takes. She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome boat she makes! Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet!
Posted on 2013-08-09 22:43.
