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Awefulsome Fate
"Die Young" - Ke$ha
I hear the heart beat of our tribe while we run Oh, what a shame that they are doomed by the flood So while we're full of alarm Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Is their fate awefulsome? Is their fate awefulsome? Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Learner said, "the flood it comes "Don't you see, you're the lucky ones" Teacher said, "see the map? "There's no hope for your land" Scholar said, "going back is not in my plans, you know? "Preventing your deaths is on my hands" (for real) Looking for some way through the night (yeah) Lower you down the drop of the cliff's, side Like it's the last night of their lives (oh no) We'll keep running 'till we die I hear the heart beat of our tribe while we run Oh, what a shame that they are doomed by the flood So while we're full of alarm Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Is their fate awefulsome? Is their fate awefulsome? Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Hearts, out our chest Running 'till we save the rest Getting there's not lookin' good Can't stop to rest like we should Don't care how our injuries are feeling now (oh, ouch) That deluge that comes don't care anyhow (for sure) Looking for some way through the night (yeah) Lower you down the drop of the cliff's, side Like it's the last night of their lives (oh no) We'll keep running 'till we die I hear the heart beat of our tribe while we run Oh, what a shame that they are doomed by the flood So while we're full of alarm Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome I hear the heart beat of our tribe while we run Oh, what a shame that they are doomed by the flood So while we're full of alarm Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome Is their fate awefulsome? Is their fate awefulsome? Let's run for most of the night like their fate's awefulsome
Posted on 2013-07-31 07:28.
Harvey The Wonder Molpy
"Harvey The Wonder Hampster" - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, Harvey! Harvey! Harvey The Wonder Molpy! He might be a mole; a dinosaur We'll never know just what we saw! Harvey! Harvey! Harvey The Wonder Molpy! Hey, Harvey!
Posted on 2013-05-17 04:04.
La Petite More
"Last Legal Drug (La Petite Mort)" - Korn
Put our sand inside your hand You should not destroy our land You feel it? Can you feel it? Trebuchets; destroying spheres Save those things 'til we are here You hear that? Where are you at? PRE-CHORUS: When you come (Into the frame) Hold your pose (Make it last long) Mystery (And she's called) Li'l Beret Girl CHORUS: So please, When I sleep could you scream? "Wake up, Wake up and see me!" It's true What they say, there's no more She might be the last camper's young So please, When you go make it slow I might, Make you take a photo It's true, What they say, there's no more La Petite's the last camper's young Pull that wooden thing some more Show us what you have in store Mystery? What can it be? People just saw #fff Others shouting what the eff?! What was that? I need to know what PRE-CHORUS CHORUS Le Petite more Le Petite more Le Petite more Le Petite more CHORUS
Posted on 2013-06-03 09:53.
Ode to an EdgeMolpy
"Livin' On The Edge" - Aerosmith
There's somethin' wrong with the frame today I don't know what it is Nothing's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different place What it is is Randall's biz Get set for a big surprise A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge There's somethin' wrong with the frame today The mustard's getting thick There's half-heads in the sky If you can judge GLR By the color of the sticks Then mister you're a better man than I A molpy on the edge You can't see the molpy crawlin' A molpy on the edge You can't see it up so tall A molpy on the edge You can't stop the mustard fallin' A molpy on the edge Did you make it through the one true tension Confrontation - revelation It's getting to you Even if it wasn't would you still see crawlin'? Mustard sin Oh! Look out, Megan! Tossin' & jumpin' & pouncin' & thwappin' & runnin' There's something right with the frame today And everybody knows it's love But she might tell him no then we could let it go Still the shippers will be hangin' on A molpy on the edge You can't see the molpy crawlin' A molpy on the edge You can't see it up so tall A molpy on the edge You can't stop the mustard fallin' A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Posted on 2013-06-22 08:13.
Poetry & Prose
"Poetry & Prose" - Jackl
I ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a molpberry rose. But there is one fact that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Megan and Cueball show. Other day I'm on xkcd, and guess what I do see? Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring out on the sea. Said, "What the hell's this", and fhorn said, "Boy, don't you know?" The whole world's gone crazy over that there Megan and Cueball show. Talk about going swimmin', now I could go for that. I wouldn't like it inside my mouth, I'd be inclined to use a mask! On comedy, I'm a Simpsons man. I like Homer, Bart and Moe. But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Megan and Cueball show. Copernicium112, now there's a helluva name. Its got that unrhymable sound for which no word is near the same. Ain't no yappobiscuits, now that guy's cool with me. If I had my way YouTube'd be just him and xkcd. I ain't nothing special, I'm your average stick-legged man. I like a Valarya cupcake and I eat 'em by the hand! I don't give a raptor's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose. I sure get a kick outta them Megan and Cueball shows.
Posted on 2013-06-02 05:38.
I don't know how to Didacticalize things Following rules is Too much work for a Waiter What's wrong with good ol' A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B Do others of you find Didactyls aren't torture
Posted on 2013-05-19 08:30.
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