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The dunes are alive, with the sound of Newpix With Songs they have sung, for a Thousand Timeframes, Cueballs heart is alive, with the sound of Newpix, The dunes fill his heart with the sound of newpix, His heart wants to sing Every OTT song it hears Cueballs heart wants to beat Like the wings of the Cancerbirds That rise from the See to the Things that fill the River Cueball's heart wants to sigh Like a GONG that flies From a Sandcastle on a breeze To laugh like a Small River When it trips and Breaks Over stones on its way To sing through the DarkPix Like a lark Who is learning to post in the OTT He goes to the Dunes When he doesn't understand He knows he will hear What He's heard before His mind will be blessed, With the sound of Newpix And I'll understand once more.

Posted on 2013-05-10 16:39.

50 Ways to Post Your Newpix
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" - Paul Simon

The problem is all inside your head Mscha said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To post a newpix Hal9000 said it's really not my habit To intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning Won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself At the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways To post a newpix Fifty ways to post a newpix [CHORUS:] You Just give it a whirl, blitzgirl Request a new hat, Strat(player) You don't try to be noble, Opiboble Just listen to me Don't try to risk it, Yappobiscuits You don't go into ONG fits Just Sing it in key, AlusioASG And get yourself free Charlie_Grumbles said it grieves me so To see you in such pain I wish there was something I could do To make you ONG again I said I appreciate that And would you please explain About the fifty ways K.bookbinder said why don't we both Just coma it tonight And I believe in the newpix You'll begin to see the light And then he quoted me And I realized he probably was right There must be fifty ways To post a newpix Fifty ways to post a newpix

Posted on 2013-06-11 15:05.

Blitzgirl's song
"Gollum's song" (from The Lord of the Rings) - Emiliana Torrini

Where once was light Now darkness falls Where once was ONG ONG is no more Don't say goodbye Don't say I didn't try These tears we cry Are falling rain For all the filks you sang us The Joy, the games And we will weep to be so alone We are lost, we can never go home So it's The End I'll See what I will See No loyal friend Will not unbasemented be Now Don't say goodbye We say you didn't try These FakeoNGs we try Have come too late Take back the lies The hurt, the pain And you will weep When you're the basement alone You are lost, you can never go home You are lost, you can never go home

Posted on 2013-08-01 18:58.

Cueball's Trek
"Gilligan's Isle"

Now, sit right down and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful stick that started from this sandy beach, With the castles built up thick Megan was a mighty thinking lass, and cueball brave but thick Two travelers set off the xip for a Three new pix trek a three newpix trek. FOr the sea it started rising fast The far right tower lost if they didn't find the cause the castle would be the cost the castle'd be the cost The duo set out over this deserted desert land With LaPetite, Cueball too The river that is small Magan and a lot of land, here on cueballs trek. here on Cueballs trek.

Posted on 2013-05-16 05:36.

GLR's Imagination
Pure Imagination (from the film Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory)

Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure baconcaffeination Take a look And you'll see Into GLR's imagination We'll begin With Newpix Waiting for The world of his creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anytime you want to, post it Wanta change the OTT? There's nothing To it There is no Thread I know To compare with OTT each Newpix Living there You'll be free If you truly wish to be If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anytime you want to, post it Wanta change the OTT? There's nothing To it There is no Life I know To compare with Pure OTT information Living there You'll be free If you truly Wish to be

Posted on 2013-06-04 05:20.

Goodbye LaPetite (A sandcastle on the sea)
"Candle in the wind" - Elton John

To the tune of candle in the wind Goodbye LaPetite Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you walked They walked over Sandcastle And they whispered into your brain They set you on the trebuchet And they made you change your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Sandcastle in the sea Never knowing who to cling to When the tides set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a poster Your castles washed out long before Your legend ever did Loneliness was tough The toughest role you ever played OTT created a superstar And pain was the price you paid Even when you vanished Oh the thread still hounded you All the posters had to say Was that LaPetite was there at the fade And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Sandcastle in the sea Never knowing who to cling to When the tides set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a poster Your castles washed out long before Your legend ever did Goodbye LaPetite Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to stand aside While those around you walked Goodbye LaPetie From the Dragon on the 38nd NP Who sees you as something Stange and free More than just the Blitzgirl And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Sandcastle in the sea Never knowing who to cling to When the tides set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a poster Your castles washed out long before Your legend ever did

Posted on 2013-05-28 17:42.

It's not unusual (in the OTT)
"It's Not Unusual" - Tom Jones

It's not unusual to be be strange in the OTT, It's not unusual to have fun in the OTT, But when I see you not posting all your thoughs It's not unusual to see me cry, Not gonna lie It's not unusual to stay in post like me, But when I see you went out and about it's Heresy, If you should ever wanna be post and be quoted, It's not unusual, it happens every Newpix, No matter what you say You'll find it happens all from Time The thread will never do, what you want it to Oh yes, this crazy Thread is fine. It's not unusual to be silly with OTT, It's not unusual to be sad with OTT But if I ever find that you've left the OTT It's not unusual, that we're sad for the loss of you Woh woh woh woh Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Posted on 2013-05-28 16:55.

Lines
"Signs" - Five Man Electrical Band

And the Line said "People who can’t read this text, need not apply" So I quoted the linein the OTT and I went in to ask them why They said "You look like a fine upstanding young Cryptogropher, I think you'll do" So I So I showed off my quote, I said "What a dope. Huh! Me translatin' for you!" Whoa-oh-oh Line, Line, everywhere a Line Blockin' out the OTT, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the Line? And the Line said anybody caught making blitzposts would be yelled at on sight So I made a signpost under my name, then said, "Hey! What gives you the right?" "To make rules for the blitzers what to do heck that’s some kind of trick" "If GLR was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda heretic" Lines, Lines, everywhere a Line Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the Line? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to have a hat and newpic to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't lurk You ain't supposed to post here The Line said you got to have a membership account to get inside Ugh! [Lead Guitar] And the Line said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, wait for it, and post" But when it came around at the end of the thread, I didn’t have a thing to post So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little Line I said, "Thank you, OTT, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine." Wooo! Line, Line, everywhere a Line Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the Line? Line, Line, everywhere a Line Line Line, Line

Posted on 2013-06-11 17:03.

Molpymur and squirrelemur
"Marezy Doats"

Molpymur and squirrelemur and little Molpies divey A cuebally he'd divey too wouldn't you? If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, A little bit jumbled and jivey, Sing "molp lemure and Squirrel lemur And little Molpies dive E." Oh, Molpymur and squirrelemur and little Molpies divey A cuebally he'd divey too wouldn't you? Molpymur and squirrelemur and little Molpies divey A cuebally he'd divey too wouldn't you?

Posted on 2013-05-23 16:17.

Pixels in the Wind
"Dust in the Wind" - Kansas

I close my eyes Only for a Time Frame and the Time Frame's gone All my Comas Pass before my eyes with curiosity Pixels in the wind All they are is Pixels in the wind Same old song Just a drop of SemenCancerbabies in an endless sea All we do Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see (Aa aa aa) Pixels in the wind All we are is Pixels in the wind Oh, ho, ho Now don't hang on Nothin' last forever but the earth and sky It slips away And all your money won't another Centinewpix buy Pixels in the wind All we are is Pixels in the wind (All we are is Pixels in the wind) Pixels in the wind (Everything is Pixels in the wind) Everything is Pixels in the wind (In the wind) (Ooo) (Ooo) (Ooo)

Posted on 2013-05-02 17:14.

The Molpy Connection

Why are there so many songs about molpies And what type of creature they are Molpies are visions and only illusions Mistakes of the True GLR So we've been told and some choose to believe it But I know they're wrong, wait and see Someday we'll find it the molpy connection the Ryhmers, the blitzers, and me. Who said that every question would be heard and answered when asked in the one true thread Somebody thought of it, and someone believed it now look how many pages you've read What's so amazing that keeps us thread gazing and what do we think that we might see Someday we'll find it the molpy connection the Ryhmers, the blitzers, and me. All of us watching Time, we know that it's probably magic Have you been comaing? and have you seen the Cuegan? I've heard them calling my name Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young blitzers the voice may be one and the same I've seen it too many times to ignore it there's something that I'm supposed to post Someday we'll find it the molpy connection the Ryhmers, the blitzers, and me.

Posted on 2013-05-24 17:09.

The OTT
"Africa" - Toto

I hear the gONGs echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She's coming in, 2028 Newpix flight The moonlit wings block the stars that guide me towards salvation I stopped an OTT elder along the way Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, We’re waiting there with you" It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the Filks down in OTT Gonna take some time to post the things we never had The wild posters cry out in the night As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right As sure as Wow Trees rise like Mountains above the River and sea I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the filks down in OTT Gonna take some time to do the things we never had Hurry boy, We’re waiting there with you It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the filks down in OTT I bless the filks down in OTT (I bless the filk) I bless the filks down in OTT (I bless the filk) I bless the filks down in OTT I bless the filks down in OTT (Ah, gonna take the time) Gonna take some time to post the things we never had

Posted on 2013-06-12 15:20.

We'll Wait With You
"I'll Stand By You" - The Pretenders

Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes Post on and post with us now Don't be ashamed to try Let us see you through 'Cause I've seen the dark side too When the flamewars fall on you You don't know what to do Nothin' you confess, could make us love you less We’ll wait with you, We’ll wait with you Won't let nobody hurt you We’ll wait with you So, if you're mad, get mad Don't hold it all inside Come on and Quote us now Hey, what you got to hide? We get behind too Well We’re a lot like you When you're Blitzing from 30 pages back And don't know which path to choose Let us come along 'Cause even if you're wrong We’ll wait with you, We’ll wait with you Won't let nobody hurt you We’ll wait with you Take us in, into your darkest newpix And We’ll never dessert you We’ll wait with you And when, when the Darkpix falls on you, Blitzer, You're feelin' all alone You won't be on your own We’ll wait with you, We’ll wait with you Won't let nobody hurt you We’ll wait with you Take us in, into your darkest newpix And We’ll never dessert you We’ll wait with you, We’ll wait with you Won't let nobody hurt you We’ll wait with you Yeah Won't let nobody hurt you We’ll wait with you We’ll wait with you Won't let nobody hurt you We’ll wait with you No, no, no, no, no Take us in, into your darkest hour And We’ll never dessert you We’ll wait with you We’ll wait with you

Posted on 2013-06-12 15:39.

not yet dead
"not yet dead" from Spamalot

But he's not dead yet, he can dance and he can sing(presumably) Cueball's not dead yet he can do the highland fling He is not dead yet No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor Cause He's not yet dead. MOLPIES: He is not yet dead That's what the Cueball said No, he's not yet dead E.D. is off his head He is not yet dead So put him back in bed Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead. ... Well now he's dead You whacked him on the head Sure, now he's dead It makes me just see red You are such a brute To murder that old coot You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead Who is the knave who put him in his grave And who needs to manage his anger? Eternal Density: My name is Eternal Density I'm smart, and quick, and free. Occasionally I post Some things that look bad on me. Blitzgirl: I want to be a knight But I don't like to fight I'm rather scared I may Just simply blitz away E.D: I'll be right with you Blitzgirl, through and through and through So stick with me And I'll show you what to do Blitzgirl: We'll remain good chums Well always post the witty Blitzgirl & Eternal Density: We're going to enlist Blitzgirl I'm Blitzgirl Eternal Density And I'm Eternal Density CHORUS: Oh we're off to wander Because we're not yet dead We will all wait here As the Knights Temporal led. Cueball: I am coming too After Sea, mountain, and shed I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead CHORUS: Oh we're not yet dead To The mountain-top we go To look instead To try and learn it all And so although We should have stayed in bed We're going off to see Because we're not yet dead Cueball: I am coming too After Sea, mountain, and shed I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead Eternal Density: To post and roast It's better than a toast ROBIN: To sing have fun And keep down all the puns ALL: We're going off to see We'll figure out the Sea Cueball: We'll post in OTT! ALL: Because we're not yet dead.

Posted on 2013-06-21 16:54.


The Rifleman's Creed

This is my hat. There are many like it, but this one is mine, given by buffygirl. My hat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My hat, without me, is useless. Without my hat, I am useless. I must wear my hat true. I must Wear my hat better than the outsider who is trying to distract me from the OTC. I must Convert him before he distracts me. I will... My hat and I know that what counts in this OTT is not the posts we make, the noise of our Quote pyramid, or the puns we make. We know that it is the postcount that counts. We will post... My hat is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its top and its brim. I will keep my hat clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before Randall, I swear this creed. My hat and I are the defenders of The OTT. We are the masters of The outside. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is The OTT and there is no outside, but OTC!

Posted on 2013-05-15 16:26.