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Let's Blitz Agaian
"Let's Twist Again" by Chubby Checker

Come on everybody Molpy up Now you're looking good I'm gonna OTTify and you'll say "oh my!" We gotta do the Blitz and follow our checklist Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer Yea, let's Blitz again like we did last year Do you remember when Time was slowly fading Yea, let's Blitz again, Blitzin' time is here Yeah on 'n on 'n through newpages we go again Oh chirping molpies will annoy me so, and then Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer Yea, let's Blitz again, Blitzin' time is here Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer Yea, let's Blitz again like we did last year Do you remember when bags were really punnin' Yea, let's Blitz again, Blitzin' time is here Yeah on 'n on 'n through newpages we go again The water's rising, Cuegan time to go, and then Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer

Posted on 2013-08-17 01:04.

Madness
"Madness" - Muse

(wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) I, I can't get these newpixes out of my mind, And some kind of madness has started to evolve. (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) I, I tried so hard to let it go, But the One True Comic is swallowing me whole, yeah (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) I have finally seen it change, And I have finally realized It's Javascript! Ooh oh oh And now I need to know is this worth our Time, Or is it just madness keeping us afloat? (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) And when I look back at all the crazy hats we have, Like some kind of madness was taking control, yeah (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) And now I have finally seen it change, And I have finally realized It's Javascript! Mmmm... (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) And when will we finally see the end (finally see the end) Or are we expecting it to loop (expecting it to loop) But I have finally seen it change (finally seen it change) I have finally realized (realized) I need to wait! I need to wait! ONG to me Once every hour. Come on and entertain. Yes I know, I can be wrONG, Maybe I'm too headstrONG. This thread is (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) Madness

Posted on 2013-05-13 22:00.

Randall's One True Comic
"Hotel California" - Eagles

Internet on a dark night, see cool things that are there Warm smell of a coffee1, rising up through the air Coming in through the curtains, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I hadn't stopped for the night! There I sat, tired at my desk; I hadn't comaed well; And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then I sipped on my coffee1, refreshed the demons away, There were voices on the One True Thread, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to Randall's One True Comic Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely pace Plenty of Time in Randall's One True Comic Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here My mind is definitely twisted, wondering "what if it ends" I got a lot of pretty, pretty hats, I call friends We don't want it to be like, the horror that was LOST. Or the ones who cancelled firefly, turning fire to frost! So I called up the P-FAN, "Please bring me newpix" He said, "We haven't had a new ONG here since what outsiders call 'six'" And still those voices are calling from far away, Keep you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to Randall's One True Comic Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely pace We're livin' it up for Randall's One True Comic Making awesome things (making awesome things) like dinosaurs with wings! On this needle-pulled thing, [your name]'s really nice, But [s]he said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" And in the inquisition, They gathered for the feast They pelt it with their M&M's, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the outsider I was before "Relax," said the night bots, "We are programmed to receive. You can log-out any time you like, But you can never leave!"

Posted on 2013-05-16 18:06.

When The Sun Goes Down
"When The Sun Goes Down" - Arctic Monkeys

Although you're trying to do ketchup Looking at stuff that makes you laugh out loud She leaves one more ottification How is it we're such a creative crowd? He must be up to something A filk or side project? it's more than likely He's been a-coma at the wrong time I start to wonder why he is so lazy (why is he so lazy?) He says molpy up when the sun goes down, He says molpy up when the sung goes down, yeah he says molpy up when the sun goes down So I'm here...

Posted on 2013-08-08 22:04.

Sheep

I think it's the molpy zapping the baobab and not vice-versa

Posted on 2013-08-05 07:14.

Geico

Or maybe the pointy corner of a soft cushion

Posted on 2013-08-04 21:09.

Digital Rights Management

If only I knew what "inexorably" meant

Posted on 2013-08-06 19:39.

Quirky Girls

Blitzgirl, I'm talking to you

Posted on 2013-08-04 21:22.

Mispronouncing

Ottercomic of 148

Posted on 2013-08-14 00:37.

Sandwich

What's "sudo" in Beanish?

Posted on 2013-08-04 04:13.

The Difference

Ottercomic of 242

Posted on 2013-08-28 20:07.

Elevator

Quick, try it with "safety"

Posted on 2013-08-01 02:17.

Reset

Now with javascript auto-update!

Posted on 2013-08-05 12:54.

Dangers

zero results for "Buffydashery"

Posted on 2013-08-05 01:29.

Emoticon

Ottercomic of 380

Posted on 2013-08-11 06:29.

I Am Not Good with Boomerangs

Bonus strip: Go read the OTC

Posted on 2013-08-03 02:29.

Moving

We need a special holiday to honour the countless lost souls with withdrawal from molpies

Posted on 2013-08-06 09:27.

Ducklings

Ottercomic of 537

Posted on 2013-08-20 04:09.

No Pun Intended

Ottercomic of 559

Posted on 2014-10-12 02:16.

Crossbows

Ottercomic of 564

Posted on 2013-09-08 01:12.

Well 2

Ottercomic of 568

Posted on 2013-06-20 13:10.

Newton and Leibniz

Ottercomic of 626

Posted on 2013-08-17 23:15.

Ohm

Ottercomic of 643

Posted on 2013-09-09 15:40.

Abstraction

If I'm such a god, why did it end?

Posted on 2013-08-07 20:03.

Snow Tracking

I suppose that's more accurately salt tracks

Posted on 2013-08-06 09:11.

Walkthrough

Ottercomic of 744

Posted on 2013-08-08 01:02.

Study

Volunteers needed to come up with a better title text

Posted on 2013-08-04 04:13.

One Two

I never watched this show as a kid, but I had no need for an OCD puppet. Zing!

Posted on 2013-08-06 20:11.

Ahead Stop

Ottercomic of 781

Posted on 2013-08-21 17:46.

Na

Ottercomic of 851

Posted on 2013-09-07 17:31.

2009 Called

13013 called, but they were speaking Beanish

Posted on 2013-08-01 03:00.

Headache

I'm only willing to visit lakes, salt flats, beaches and castles until time restarts

Posted on 2013-08-05 07:33.

Mimic Octopus

Even if the dictionaries aren't giving in, I refuse to accept "molpy" isn't a word

Posted on 2013-08-05 07:59.

Family Decals

My decal set has no people, just a Hamply

Posted on 2013-08-01 01:56.

Alphabet

Do I get to change all the characters too? I always preferred squiggles. Look, we can make out whenever... this is Beanish!

Posted on 2013-08-04 04:13.

Writing Styles

The people on Wired weren't very nice

Posted on 2013-08-04 04:13.

Server Problem

A true(ish) story

Posted on 2013-08-01 19:05.

Nothing to Offer

And whatever those Beanies put on Megan's leg

Posted on 2013-08-05 12:54.

Debugger

I don't understand how title texts work

Posted on 2013-08-06 12:14.

Voyager 1

"Later" "Bye", "I don't think we can build it much taller than this", The fading, the fake loop, the lucky attack...

Posted on 2013-08-05 12:54.

Geoguessr

Hats off to the astronomers.

Posted on 2013-08-03 20:26.

The Mother of All Suspicious Files

Molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy grapevine grapevine (With apologies to Yappobiscuits)

Posted on 2013-08-06 11:45.

Unquote

Ottercomic of 1262

Posted on 2013-09-09 13:16.

2227

Maniplation of frame 2227

Posted on 2013-06-21 01:10.