The Lion Sleeps Tonight segued into Paradise by the Dashboard light

In the OTU, the mighty OTU A couple sleeps tonight In the OTU, the mighty OTU A couple sleeps tonight On a mountain, halfway up a mountain A couple sleeps tonight On a mountain, halfway up a mountain A couple sleeps tonight Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling Just now go to sleep tonight Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling Just now go to sleep tonight So what's it gonna be boy, coma or wake? Let me coma on it, baby, baby, let me coma on it Let me coma on it, I'll give you my answer in a newpix Coma or wake, coma or wake? Let me coma on it, baby, baby, let me coma on it Let me coma on it, I'll give you my answer in a newpix I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave That I would wait until the end of time That I would wait until the end of time So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive 'Cause if I gotta spend another .01666 newpix with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, So I can end my time with you!!

Posted on 2013-06-27 10:24.

I used to think that Time would end with some fades But it dragged on and on through the Everglades Spruce this comic up Give us some relief Let us see some action Even it is make-believe Come on do your worst This is what I dare All this salonchair exploring There's just not much there Where's my character development Where's my, o, I don't know - plot Come on Mr Randall, Sir, Come on and Show us what you got!

Posted on 2013-06-27 11:06.

I, Don Cuexote
Man of La Mancha - I, Don Quixote

DON CUEXOTE Hear me now For I travel in a comical world, that's as timeless as it can be As a castlebuilder with his flags all still unfurled Will tell of his questing to see! I am I, Don Cuexote, The Man of La Tempora My destiny calls and I go, And the river winds of yonder, Will carry me onward, Oh whithersoever they blow. Whithersoever they blow, Onward to knowledge I go! MEGANZA I am Megan! Yes, I am Megan! I'll follow this goofball till the end. I'll tell all the world proudly I'm his companion! I'm his friend! DON CUEXOTE Hear me, molpies and jumpcats And beesnakes of sin! All your dastardly doings are past, For a climbing endeavor is now to begin And knowledgethirst will be quenched at last! I am I, Don Cuexote, The Man of La Tempora My destiny calls and I go, And the river winds of yonder, Will carry me onward, Oh whithersoever they blow. MEGANCHO I am Megan! Yes, I am Megan! I'll follow this goofball till the end. I'll tell all the world proudly I'm his companion! I'm his friend! DON CUEXOTE, MEGANCHO Whithersoever they blow, Onward to knowledge we go!

Posted on 2013-06-25 09:59.

1550 Frames
"500 Miles" - The Proclaimers

When I molpy up yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be checking up on the OTT & C When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be wondering whatever is up with the OTT & C If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be drunkposting to the OTT And if I pagepope yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be decreeing the hell out of you and me But I would watch 1550 frames And I would watch 1550 more Just to be the man who watched 3100 frames Before he is forced to molpy down When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be checking up on the OTT & C And when the money comes in for the work I'll do I'll be buying 3000 T-shirts of the OTT & C When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be checking up on the OTT & C And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be growing old and grumbling in the OTT But I would watch 1550 frames And I would watch 1550 more Just to be the man who watched 3100 frames Before he is forced to molpy down When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be hurrying back to ketchup on the OTT & C When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream Dream about the time in the OTT & C But I would watch 1550 frames And I would watch 1550 more Just to be the man who watched 3100 frames Before he is forced to molpy down

Posted on 2013-07-30 00:31.

A Jesus Christ Superstar mashup
various songs from Jesus Christ Superstar

Good rvloon, the council waits for you. The Knights Temporal and priests are here for you. rvloon Ah Timewaiters, you know why we are here. We've got the Time, and quite a problem here MOB (outside) Wait for It! G-L-R! Wait for It! G-L-R! Wait for It! G-L-R! Wait for It! G-L-R! ... PILATE AND CHRIST by PILATE Who is this impertinent, cluttering up the Time Thread? Who is this girlyperson? yappobiscuits Someone BlitzGirl, Knight Temporal. rvloon Oh, so this is BlitzGirl, right, I am really quite surprised. You look so small, Not a Knight at all. We all know that you are news, But are you knight? Knight Temporal? BlitzGirl Yes. rvloon What do you mean by that? That is not an answer. You're deep in trouble friend, Someone BlitzGirl, Knight Temporal. How can someone in your state be so cool about her fate? An amazing thing, impertinent thing. When you come from overseas You need to discuss more than trees And when someone asks a question out of joy Pick an answer, don't be coy! MOB Hey! Wait for It! G-L-R Waiting for it and how Hey BG, BG please explain to me, You had molpycake. Where is it now?

Posted on 2013-07-02 16:41.

At the End of Time
"At the End of the Day" (from Les Miserables)

At the end of Time you're about 4 months older And that's all you can say for the life of us here. It was a struggle, it was hell To keep up with what everyone's giving. One more day, ketching up, what is it for? One day less to be blitzing. At the end of Time you're another day colder, And the shirt on your back is not GLR's. And the Outsiders hurry past, They don't hear the OTTers crying... And the withdrawal is coming on fast, ready to strike. One day filled with sighing! At the end of the day there's another day dawning, But no newpix in the morning is there on display. And the waves crash on the sand, and the raft will break any second... The 40 went on in the land, There's a reckoning still to be reckoned... And there's gonna be hell to pay, At the end of Time!

Posted on 2013-07-30 12:46.

BlitzGirl
"My Girl" - The Temptations

She does manips on a forum thread When there's arguing, she soothes it instead I guess you'd say What can make the OTT be this way? BlitzGirl (BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl) Talkin' 'bout BlitzGirl (BlitzGirl) She does ottifications wowfully Redundakitties are her specialty I guess you'd say What can make the OTT be this way? BlitzGirl (BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl) Talkin' 'bout BlitzGirl (BlitzGirl) Hey hey hey Hey hey hey Ooh We don't need no money, fortune, or fame We've got all the smilies baby one man can claim I guess you'd say What can make the OTT be this way? BlitzGirl (BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl) Talkin' 'bout BlitzGirl (BlitzGirl) I've got replied to on the OTT By BlitzGirl O wherever the OTT would be Without BlitzGirl

Posted on 2013-07-24 17:14.

G-L-R, We wait for it...
"Bring Him Home" - from Les Miserables

G-L-R, We wait for it Your OTC is a big hit A million times, it's been viewed Is it bound, will it loop around Tell us more! Tell us more. Tell us more. I never thought I'd be so enthralled By two stickfigures on the run The newpix come, one by one Once they're seen, they are gone Once they're seen, they are gone We wait for it, yes wait we do We wait for it, as you told us to Facebugs fly. Raptors swoop. Watchers cry. Molpy's poop. Wait for it, wait for it Just said poop - o f.. shit Tell us more! Tell us more. Tell us more.

Posted on 2013-06-20 10:39.

I Would Do Anything For Time
"I Would Do Anything For Love" - Meat Loaf

And I would do anything for Time I'd run right into hell and back I would do anything for Time, I'll never doublepost and that's a fact But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way And I would do anything for Time But I won't do that No, I won't do that Spoiler: Anything for Time Oh I would do anything for Time I would do anything for Time But I won't do that No, I won't do that And some ONGs it don't come easy And some ONGsit don't come hard Some ONGs it don't come at all And these are the ONGs that never end And some nights you're waiting for it And some nights you're running away Some newpics you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again Maybe I'm crazy But it's crazy and it's true I know you can show me No one else can show me now but you As long as the planets are turning As long as the stars are burning As long as your dreams are coming true You'd better believe it That I would do anything for Time And I'll be there 'til the final act I would do anything for Time And I'll take a vow and seal a pact But I'll never forgive myself if we don't all wait for it tonight And I would do anything for Time Oh I would do anything for Time Oh I would do anything for Time But I won't do that No I won't do that I would do anything for Time, anything you've been waiting for But I just won't do that [x3] Some dips I pray for Cuegan And some dips I pray for soul Some days I just pray to the OTC God Great Lord Randall Some dips I lose the feeling And some dipsI lose control Some dipsI just lose it all When I watch the sea rise and the bucket rolls Maybe I'm lonely That's all I'm qualified to be There's just one and only The one and only promise I can keep As long as the wheels are turning As long as the fires are burning As long as your prayers are coming true You better believe it That I would do anything for Time And you know it's true and that's a fact I would do anything for Time And there'll never be no turning back But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long And I would do anything for Time Oh I would do anything for Time I would do anything for Time But I won't do that, no no no I won't do that I would do anything for Time, Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that [x7] But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way And I would do anything for Time Oh I would do anything for Time I would do anything for Time But I won't do that No I won't do that [NoClueganite Girl] Will you raise me up Will you help me down? Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken plain? Will you make it all a little less cold? [Cuegan] I can do that, I can do that [Girl] Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight? Can you colorize my life? I'm so sick of black and white! Can you make it all a little less old? [Cuegan] I can do that, oh oh, now I can do that [Girl] Will you make me some magic with your own two hands? Can you build a sand castle with these grains of sand? Can you give me something I can take home? [Cuegan] I can do that, oh oh now, I can do that [Girl] Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will ya hose me down with seaish water, if I get too hot? Will you take me places I've never known? [Cuegan] I can do that, oh oh now, I can do that [Girl] After a while you'll forget everything It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling And you'll see that it's Time to move on [Cuegan] I won't do that, no I won't do that [Megan] I know the territory, I've been around It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down And sooner or later, you'll be running around [Cueball] I won't do that, no I won't do that Anything for Time Oh I would do anything for Time I would do anything for Time But I won't do that No I won't do that

Posted on 2013-07-24 12:30.

I'm Waiting in my pants...
"Singin' in the Rain" - from Singin' in the Rain

I'm Waiting in my pants Just Waiting in my pants What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again. I'm waiting for some it Whatever it may be The sun's in my pants And i'm ready for love. Let the molpy flocks roam On this thread I call home Come on with the wait I've a smile in my pants It tickles like ants just waiting waiting for some it just waiting waiting for some it

Posted on 2013-06-20 10:45.

Newpix
"Tomorrow" - Annie

The sun'll come out In a few nexpix Bet your bottom dollar That in a few newpix There'll be sun! Just thinkin' about The next newpix Clears away the cobwebs, And the chirpies 'Til there's none! When I'm stuck in a dix That's gray, And lonely, I just stick out my chin And Grin, And Say, Oh! The sun'll come out In a few nexpix So ya gotta wait for a few newpix Come what may Yay Newpix! Yay Newpix! I love ya my Newpix! You're always A dix A way!

Posted on 2013-07-01 08:47.

Paint It Black
"Paint It Black" - Rolling Stones

I see a newpix and it is all painted black No colors anymore all I see here is pitch black I have tried everything, including different clothes I cranked the brightness up until the darkness goes I see a newpix and it is all painted black GLR is dead maybe, OTC may not come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away This occurs more and more, yeah almost ev'ryday I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my android app and it has been painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts Time is ending thusly with a newpix painted black No more will my seasish sea go turn a deeper blue It is doing what it wants to Megan and to Cue If I will molpy down because of the setting sun Maybe a new newpix will be here when the morning comes I see a newpix and it is all painted black No colors anymore all I see here is pitch black I have tried everything, including different clothes I cranked the brightness up until the darkness goes Hmm, hmm, hmm...

Posted on 2013-07-24 11:43.

The Song of Time
Wild Mountain Thyme by The Corries

Now the end of time is coming, And the tears are all a-flowing And the followers of Time Flock all-around together. Will you go, lassie, will you go? Chorus: Will we all stay together To talk about that wild ride of Time And to think about whether, We should stay, lass, or go? Now no newpix will be coming The ONG will not be sounding Yet there's a place that we can go, To discuss our time together Will you go, lassie, will you go? If the OTT runs dry We will surely find eachother For as great minds think alike So will we always be an OTTer. Will you go, lassie, will you go? Now the end of time is coming, And the tears are all a-flowing And the followers of Time Flock all-around together. Will you go, lassie, will you go?

Posted on 2013-08-13 10:26.

To Time! (Nostrovia!)
"To Life! (L'Chaim!)" - from Fiddler on the Roof

To Time, to Time, nostrovia! Nostrovia to the Waiters of Time! Here is to the newpixbot, Here is to the ONG-my-GOD! Drink, nostrovia, to Time! To Time, to Time nostrovia Nostrovia to all the Waiters of Time! Cherish your Buffyhats Ddactyl your Waiting brats Drink, nostrovia, to Time! GLR would like us to be waitful Even when our hearts lie panting on the floor How much more can we be waitful When there's really some-it To be waitful for To Time, to Time, nostrovia! To Molpy's, to Chirpies. To Time, It gives you something to think about Something to drink about Drink, nostrovia to Time! May all your waiting be pleasantly May you wait quite incessantly Drink, nostrovia to Time!

Posted on 2013-06-13 13:28.

When Are We Finally Going Home?
"Wanneer gaan we weer nou naar huis?" - Theo Nijland

I dreamt about some quiet Time Now I miss the castles from back home The sea was big, the river small And my sister's trebuchet When are we finally going home? I wanted really something different Always the same molpyfoodgroups potatoes and sausage, free-to-roam And now I even miss the cakes And who it will be that takes The yappobiscuits, so when are we When are we finally going home? Home is where your coat is Where you long to be elsewhere Where you want to leave - that's home Home is the place where you wait and long to be waiting So when are we, so when are we finally going home I never wanted to be here in the first place I accidentally came here, looking for my gnome, I am tired of climbing mountains for the knowledge So when are we finally going home I miss the moon mome molpy meming brightly I miss my Blitzgirl, HAL9000 and DracoChrome Well, you get me, and my drift by now I take it I want my neverending story, intrepidly known I want my fridge full of frosty tasty snacktimes And my closet full of T-shirts about Time So when are we, so when are we So when are we finally going home So when are we So when are we now So when are we finally going home

Posted on 2013-06-17 12:53.