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Africa
"Africa" by Toto.
I hear the ONGs echo in the night But they hear only clicking from the keyboard's desolation They understand not my delight As I am here and working upon this ottification I stopped an OTTer along the way Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, "Wait for it, we're waiting here with you" It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from here There's nothing that a raptorcat would ever make me fear I thought that Time took place in Africa! Gonna take some time to make the things we never have The molpies cry out into the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right Sure as Zanclean floods will fill the Mediterranean with the sea I seek to power the thread of Time Frightened of the thing it might become! It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from here There's nothing that a raptorcat would ever make me fear I thought that Time took place in Africa! Gonna take some time to make the things we never have (Instrumental!) Wait for it, we're waiting here with you! It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from here There's nothing that a raptorcat would ever make me fear I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! Gonna take some time to make the things we never have
Posted on 2013-10-02 05:52.
Frames of Time
"Fields of Gold" - Sting
You'll be there with me when the timer ONGs As we await the newpix You'll forget the sun in his Outside sky As we Wait for frames of Time. So we Blitz the Thread, free of heresy And seeing every newpix; And the thread it grows fifty thousand posts While we Wait for frames of Time. Will you wait with me, will you read my posts For each upcoming newpix We're the Hatted Ones, we're the Timewaiters We must Wait for frames of Time! I never made promises lightly And there have been some that I've broken But I swear, in the days still left I will wait for frames of Time I will wait for frames of Time. Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo. Now the end has come to those carefree days Of waiting for the newpix See the OTTers run, as the sun goes down Upon the frames of Time I never made promises lightly And there have been some that I've broken But I swear in the days still left I will wait in the Thread of Time I will wait in the Thread of Time! You'll remember us, when the hour strikes And it's the time for newpix Don't forget the ONG, or the OTT As we pass through frames of time As we pass through frames of Time.
Posted on 2013-08-01 16:32.
Newpix of Love
"Seasons of Love" (from Rent)
We've waited nearly three thousand, one hundred newpix We've waited over three thousand moments sublime We've waited nearly three thousand, one hundred newpix How do you measure, the passage of Time? In Newpix? In Timeframes? In cupcakes, in posts from Blitzers? In OTTers? In posts, Newpages or rhymes? In the course of nearly three thousand, one hundred newpix How do you measure these newpix of Time? How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Newpix of love. Newpix of love. We've waited nearly three thousand, one hundred newpix We've waited nearly three thousand times for an ONG; We've waited nearly three thousand, one hundred newpix Created newpixbot, so nothing would go wrong. In truths that we learned Or in hats that we've made. In shippers who've yearned Or our hopes through the Fade; It's Time now to sing out, Though the story never ends Let's celebrate Remember this Time in our Thread of friends! Remember the love! Remember the love! Remember the love! Measure in love. Newpix of love! Newpix of love!
Posted on 2013-07-30 03:49.
Still Alive
"Still Alive" - Jonathan Coulton
This is a problem; I'm making a map here; understand! Now another sea will come and flood yours! We are the beanies; we do what we can because we must. For the good of all of us, except the ones that we missed! But there's no sense crying over those who are gone; you must say goodbye from here so you can move on! You have walked too far to die - it is suicide to try! You must stay here where you're still alive. And I'm really sorry; We did not know about your tribe. Even though we asked the ones who lived there; You say they don't like you? So maybe they hoped for you to die. But you came to us because you have a future up here; Now these points we've surveyed make a beautiful line, and we're sure we're safe inside this castle of mine. So I'm glad that you're here, you have nothing more to fear Now you're safe here and you're still alive... Go 'head and leave me; I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe the Beanies! That was a joke: Haha, fat chance. We will not risk lives for you, because you stole all our maps! Look at me still talking when there's science to do, and I look down there, it makes me glad I'm not you! There's a torrent coming in, you can't fight it, you can't win! In the Château d'If, we're still alive. I'm on a mountain and I'm still alive. I'm doing research and I'm still alive. I'm in a castle and I'm still alive. While you're dying, I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive, still alive, still alive.
Posted on 2013-07-24 04:51.
The Music That We Write
"Music of the Night" - from The Phantom of the Opera
Waiting sharpens, heightens each sensation; Molpies stir and wake imagination; Discovered through enhances, as Comic time advances. Slowly, hourly, newpix are revealed here; Waiters mention references concealed here; Turn your face away from the garish light of day Stay upon your quest to be Temporal Knight; And listen to the music that we write. Blitz the Thread, if you feel you're missing something here, Purge your thoughts of the life you knew before; At the end, you've read all that came before! And you'll wait, as you never have before. Softly, loudly, waiters produce wonders; Many pages, never pulled asunder; Heresies bring candy, our modus operandi, And flamewars quenched because we cannot fight; Instead we share the music that we write. Let our thread watch a journey through a strange new world Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before - Let Lord Randall take them where they should be! Only then can they learn about the sea. Outside, worldwide, time is passing faster; No-one here can wait forever after; We must sing today, create beauty straightaway, Like the buttermolpyfly's amazing flight; We do this with the music that we write. You alone can make our songs take flight; Help us make the music that we write.
Posted on 2013-06-19 21:20.
TimeWaiter
"Code Monkey" - Jonathan Coulton
TimeWaiter get up, get coffee; TimeWaiter go to Thread. TimeWaiter have lengthy ketchup (Or could do fry sauce instead). Much rather stay up, skip the coma and Stay here posting links But sadly brain not seem to work that way Without sleep, I can't think. TimeWaiter see brilliant comics from BlitzGirl, yappobiscuits set to song; TimeWaiter see talent such by; TimeWaiter feel humble, but try. TimeWaiter like Cuegan! TimeWaiter like cake and cupcakes too! TimeWaiter always Wait for It - Just post in the OTT - TimeWaiter stay true. TimeWaiter suddenly is pagepope. Try to make decree nice. All posts must claim something is made of Semencancerbabiesonice. Nobody pays any attention, 'cause We're too busy for that. We're having Lego debate again And, "LOOK OUT", raptorcat! TimeWaiter have long wait under the Stars, predicting Thousands of years hence. TimeWaiter drop Lego debate; TimeWaiter just sit here and Wait; TimeWaiter like Cuegan! TimeWaiter like cake and cupcakes too! TimeWaiter always Wait for It - Just post in the OTT - TimeWaiter stay true. TimeWaiter hopes no more mustard Will OTC deface. TimeWaiter detecting molpies Raptors too, just in case. We know the way that they've been traveling: We all thank edfel's map. We hear the "chirp"s and "Pffthh"s and "Pthuh"s and "bye" And we hear Megan's THWAP. TimeWaiter think someday we will know everything, even who is LaPetite. TimeWaiter just Waiting, for now; TimeWaiter say someday, somehow; TimeWaiter like Cuegan! TimeWaiter like cake and cupcakes too! TimeWaiter always Wait for It - Just post in the OTT - TimeWaiter stay true. TimeWaiter stay true.
Posted on 2013-07-08 22:29.
Told to Run
"Want You Gone" - Jonathan Coulton
Well here we are again Down by the salty beaches Remember when they tried to hold me back? I ate your sandcastle Except the highest towers And all your speculations: "Baconbabiesonice" You want to see Sea rising? GLR's work is done You used to wait for it but now you're only told to run. She is a lot like you (Maybe not quite as curious). But now Rosetta's waiting high, and dry You now need LaPetite Because this place is ending If you don't leave right now the Sea will happen to you! You've got a homebuilt life raft Floating under the sun You used to wait for it but now you're only told to run. Goodbye, to all of this All of the land you once knew It would be funny, if it weren't so sad But now it's been replaced You must find your new home now Perhaps if you survive then you'll stop feeling so bad. Go start a life together! Question 'till Time is done. We used to wait for it but now we're only told to run. Now we're only told to run. Now we're only told to run.
Posted on 2013-07-26 18:10.
Higgldypiggldy jjjdavidson double-dactylically started a trend OTT-followers indefatigably hexasyllabicise Time 'til its end.
Posted on 2013-05-22 21:27.
I missed out on all of the poems; while hallucinating Mopey Momes. (I was coma, you see, so you must forgive me - here, why don't you all have some fresh scones!)
Posted on 2013-06-10 15:29.
Buttery Molpily Beautifully wingéd, the Butterbeemolpyfly Landed on plants. Mere newpix later, a Raptor (or sparrow?) had Taken it out of this world in my pants.
Posted on 2013-06-17 19:22.
