Off topic, but just realized if we do the same $ we did yesterday, we'll be at 5 million by the end of today (Friday). That just blows my mind
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:06:09-05:00
I also considered being just being a villainous stretch goal seeker, to ask for un-scratchable diamond cards delivered with free shipping in diamond encrusted trucks.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:06:15-05:00
Dan Drake- Do what makes you comfortable. You're always welcome.
despite NSFW being "kid safe" i'd still let my children use em. I grew up with parents that were openminded about everything
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:07:17-05:00
I assume these cards wouldn't need sleeves, but would they come in a collector's tin?
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:07:47-05:00
But then I put a good minute or two into thinking about creating my own kickstarter, for a kickstarter delivery service that panders exclusively to kickstarter shipping fullfillment.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-30T01:07:52-05:00
@Dan Drake,
Noooo! Don't stray to the dark side! It's filled with Potattens and icky things!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:08:25-05:00
Greedy Dan Drake. hmmm... diamond hunter....
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:08:47-05:00
Does that comment count in the shipping count?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:09:14-05:00
But, Chameleon, your side has fruitattens and broccatten and brussels spritten.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:11:10-05:00
I think deep down I have a hero mentality. I want people to be happy and thrive.
...but also Diamonds.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-30T01:11:10-05:00
@Lord Z,
I'm not so sure those broccatten or brussel spritten are really on our side. They're pretty nasty. :(
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-30T01:12:03-05:00
Diamond Dan Drake, ex-professional wrestler turned superhero!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:12:11-05:00
@Dan - go with what your heart tells you.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:12:21-05:00
Good point. They're probably neutral because no one wants them.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:12:44-05:00
You could be a Robin Hood of the Exploding kittens. Stealing from the Villans to give to the heroes! Or the neutral ones- who do the work without the glory.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:13:13-05:00
Oh. I see how it is, Lord Zombitten. The neutrals are unwanted?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:14:57-05:00
@Creeper, not all of them; just the vegetabittens.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:15:00-05:00
Look guys, Diamond Dan looks out for #1. But, THEN he looks out for #2 - #121,367
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:15:10-05:00
Just got back gang, what's this I hear about ninjittens and a potential hero (or villain)?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:15:57-05:00
Diamond Dan drake is unsure of his status. The Creeper is somewhat offended by Lord Zombitten's comments of neutrality, and someone else mentioned shipping.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:16:15-05:00
So Diamond Dan is an anti-hero!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-30T01:16:15-05:00
Diamond Dan the mercenary/vigilante!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:16:43-05:00
Also, I finished the cake and am 3/4 of a bottle of wine through, so my comments might start to get punchy.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:17:02-05:00
Pfft my non-euclittens are omnipotent and omniscient. Your zombitten, brocatten, brussels spritten, potattens and whatnot are powerless and no concer of mine
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:19:08-05:00
Not certain who looks after #121,368 and #121369. I'll see if I get around to it.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-30T01:20:20-05:00
All right, folks, I'm out for the night. Don't let Lord Z and his Zombittens overrun the place while I'm gone!
*The Chameleon fades into the background and disappears*
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:21:04-05:00
MuahahahaahaHAAHAAAAA!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:22:09-05:00
Hold your horses Zombitten. We're not all gone.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:22:44-05:00
Atta boy, Diamond Dan
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:24:29-05:00
@Creeper thanks for the update, glad to hear you made it through the cake bake!
@Diamond Dan, welcome!
@Zom, neutrality huh? I didn't expect that... At least not yet. Your supposed to meet... Well... I've said to much already.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:24:36-05:00
It's okay. I'll just make some rum sauce to splash on the fruitattens so the pirattens will eat them, clearing the way for the potattens.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:25:04-05:00
@Chameleon, g'night!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:26:18-05:00
@Zombitten - you sneaky sneak villain
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:27:05-05:00
Historian, the Creeper got offended because I said that the broccattens and brussels sprittens are probably neutral because no one wants them. She took that to mean that I don't think anyone wants any of the neutrals, when in reality I was just talking about the vegetabittens.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:29:29-05:00
@LZ, ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
As for your offensive, it may be premature... You're forgetting something very important.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:30:20-05:00
Oh no! What is it?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:31:08-05:00
The vegetabittensvegetabittens aren't neutral, they're really more outcasts than anything. Some good, some bad.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:31:59-05:00
@Zombitten - Just to clarify, when I said "hold your horses" you don't actually have literal horses do you? That could be a game changer...
Little zombittens upon somewhat larger zomponies. o_o
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:32:08-05:00
i admit I jumped to conclusions...but am still suspicious of Zombittens and their leader...
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:32:53-05:00
Good point. I'll have to watch them for a while to see where they fall. I don't have enough rum sauce for the fruitattens anyway.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:33:03-05:00
@LZ, As Neutral observer I can't tell you your plans shortcomingsshortcomings... You'll just have to see what becomes of your poor potattens...
On a side note, autocorrect is starting to recognize 'potatten'... I'm not sure if that is good or not.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:33:52-05:00
always good.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:34:34-05:00
@DDD, no I don't have horses yet. That's an excellent idea. I will see if I can get some before I mount an attack.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:35:19-05:00
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:38:18-05:00
Damn zomponies...
DWM Kickstarter 2015-01-30T01:38:35-05:00
Wow, it has been a long time since I saw a comment section so crazy. And that is not a bad thing. :)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:38:52-05:00
Indeed:
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Brussel Sprittens – Brussel Sprout Stink Bomb Kittens
Broccattens – Broccoli Kittens
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Ninjattens- Ninja kittens pitted against Pirattens
Humans:
The Man – Always Keeping Us Down
Villans:
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
Tchotchke, Trinket's evil twin- Eric A
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl from El Paso
Cheetah Butt Sycophant – Mike K
Heroes:
BaKahn - Rod M
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
BlackHawk – Cal R
Da Wolf – Living F
Harley Quinn – Quinn S
Diamond Dan, the Vigilante Robin Hood- Dan D
Neutral:
Great Mountain – Owen M
The Creeper – Melissa F
The Historian- Chris L
Fizzziks the Healer – Fizzziks
Non-Euclitten- Jelle H
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves with fruitcake holographic armor and mystery smell SAS, a hairy boob dragon sweat booster deck, in a protective tin with a protective sleeve for the tin that is EU friendly, with a GPS locating device to find tin within protective trunk in protective lake that is EU friendly.
Also: Real life dragon boob hair with EU Friendly Ambidextrous sleeve, flannel optional
Also: The Creeper (aka Melissa F) will make cake for all
Lower Postage Rate Requests- 1,000,012 and counting
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:39:45-05:00
@Tsveta, that hardly describes it. I think 14 different races of kitten have been created, a heroes guild has spring up as has a rouges gallery and some neutral observers.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:40:35-05:00
Well the good news and bad news is, I have acquired trademarks and utility patents on equestrian zombies of any age or size. So if you'd like to use them for your army, you'll be facing substantial royalty fees.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:41:13-05:00
Also - a lot of people are waiting for backer #124, 456 and backer # 120,000 has yet to show themselves
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:41:49-05:00
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T01:46:42-05:00
Well friends (and foes), I must call it a night. 6am is going to come way to early for me.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:47:08-05:00
No, you're right. A zombie can't be patented. My patent would be specific to the application of zombification of horses and such. Designs can be similar, but manufacturing for use or sale is restricted.
Though, donkeys are not covered. :/
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T01:47:36-05:00
G'night fellow Neutral. And Enjoy work, Tsveta.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:48:17-05:00
Hrmmm. Okay, what method of equine zombification have you patented?
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T01:55:46-05:00
Look, Lord Z... I suppose you'd have to do the research on that yourself. Find a loophole to exploit. Or...possibly... maybe for a fee, we make some kind of arrangement.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T01:57:05-05:00
I've got some tricks that I know. I think I'll be fine.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T02:02:18-05:00
Sure, sure. Fair enough...
Anything else I could be of use for? Seems the heroes have gone quiet. I'm just looking to close a deal. Put some things up in the air, and let things land where they land.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:03:35-05:00
Yeah, I'm still not sure what to do about the ninjittens.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-01-30T02:07:27-05:00
Wait. Did I miss something? There is a list of heroes and villains in the comments section.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:09:28-05:00
Yes, you missed a lot of chatter. Nothing from the Exploding Kittens team
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-01-30T02:13:27-05:00
Can I help it if RL insist on making me play with it? And then there is the whole eating/sleeping thing.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:14:46-05:00
I understand. I was lost when I first woke up this morning.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T02:16:53-05:00
Yeah, just thinking... Wow. +120k backers... and this comment thread. There are probably many that have no idea what's going on. And several that think they will be getting scratch'n'sniff tins with diamond sleeves, titanium cards for no shipping fees.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:18:01-05:00
Basically, a bunch of different kinds of kittens came into being, and they split into factions and started fighting. Then some of us threw our support behind one faction or the other.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:19:02-05:00
Yeah well , this comment section..... I have absolutely no words for how absurdly awesome it is - now when are we getting all these awesome SG's you speak off ? :p
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:24:07-05:00
Yes, Allison. Exactly like that.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-30T02:24:20-05:00
The Creeper is creeping into bed for a bit. Best of luck. Please take note of any amendments to list.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:25:29-05:00
K. G'night
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-30T02:26:24-05:00
Good noght The Creeper.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T02:26:36-05:00
I personally think it's a great comment section. Keeps it scrolling with oddness, not overwhelmed with shipping costs/date concerns. Everything that's been suggested has been suggested 100's of times. They can take care of business for now, and the wonderful EK SOB's don't need to say another thing because we keep creating our own stretch goals without anything but our own reward. :D
Excellent I'll leave a note directing my friends and family to this thread so they can see where it all went wrong you know, so they don't blame each other.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T02:26:55-05:00
'night creeper :)
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-30T02:27:49-05:00
Just to recap - backer prefer by a margin of 3 to 1 a mystery smell NSFW scratch and sniff hairy dragon boob sweat card to a scratch and lick card.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T02:28:50-05:00
Yeah. Licking cards is just gross
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-30T02:29:03-05:00
Off topic, but just realized if we do the same $ we did yesterday, we'll be at 5 million by the end of today (Friday). That just blows my mind
I also considered being just being a villainous stretch goal seeker, to ask for un-scratchable diamond cards delivered with free shipping in diamond encrusted trucks.
Dan Drake- Do what makes you comfortable. You're always welcome.
despite NSFW being "kid safe" i'd still let my children use em. I grew up with parents that were openminded about everything
I assume these cards wouldn't need sleeves, but would they come in a collector's tin?
But then I put a good minute or two into thinking about creating my own kickstarter, for a kickstarter delivery service that panders exclusively to kickstarter shipping fullfillment.
@Dan Drake,
Noooo! Don't stray to the dark side! It's filled with Potattens and icky things!
Greedy Dan Drake. hmmm... diamond hunter....
Does that comment count in the shipping count?
But, Chameleon, your side has fruitattens and broccatten and brussels spritten.
I think deep down I have a hero mentality. I want people to be happy and thrive.
...but also Diamonds.
@Lord Z,
I'm not so sure those broccatten or brussel spritten are really on our side. They're pretty nasty. :(
Diamond Dan Drake, ex-professional wrestler turned superhero!
@Dan - go with what your heart tells you.
Good point. They're probably neutral because no one wants them.
You could be a Robin Hood of the Exploding kittens. Stealing from the Villans to give to the heroes! Or the neutral ones- who do the work without the glory.
Oh. I see how it is, Lord Zombitten. The neutrals are unwanted?
@Creeper, not all of them; just the vegetabittens.
Look guys, Diamond Dan looks out for #1. But, THEN he looks out for #2 - #121,367
Just got back gang, what's this I hear about ninjittens and a potential hero (or villain)?
Diamond Dan drake is unsure of his status. The Creeper is somewhat offended by Lord Zombitten's comments of neutrality, and someone else mentioned shipping.
So Diamond Dan is an anti-hero!
Diamond Dan the mercenary/vigilante!
Also, I finished the cake and am 3/4 of a bottle of wine through, so my comments might start to get punchy.
I like the Vigilante!!
Pfft my non-euclittens are omnipotent and omniscient. Your zombitten, brocatten, brussels spritten, potattens and whatnot are powerless and no concer of mine
Not certain who looks after #121,368 and #121369. I'll see if I get around to it.
All right, folks, I'm out for the night. Don't let Lord Z and his Zombittens overrun the place while I'm gone!
*The Chameleon fades into the background and disappears*
MuahahahaahaHAAHAAAAA!
Hold your horses Zombitten. We're not all gone.
Atta boy, Diamond Dan
@Creeper thanks for the update, glad to hear you made it through the cake bake!
@Diamond Dan, welcome!
@Zom, neutrality huh? I didn't expect that... At least not yet. Your supposed to meet... Well... I've said to much already.
It's okay. I'll just make some rum sauce to splash on the fruitattens so the pirattens will eat them, clearing the way for the potattens.
@Chameleon, g'night!
@Zombitten - you sneaky sneak villain
Historian, the Creeper got offended because I said that the broccattens and brussels sprittens are probably neutral because no one wants them. She took that to mean that I don't think anyone wants any of the neutrals, when in reality I was just talking about the vegetabittens.
@LZ, ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
As for your offensive, it may be premature... You're forgetting something very important.
Oh no! What is it?
The vegetabittensvegetabittens aren't neutral, they're really more outcasts than anything. Some good, some bad.
@Zombitten - Just to clarify, when I said "hold your horses" you don't actually have literal horses do you? That could be a game changer...
Little zombittens upon somewhat larger zomponies. o_o
i admit I jumped to conclusions...but am still suspicious of Zombittens and their leader...
Good point. I'll have to watch them for a while to see where they fall. I don't have enough rum sauce for the fruitattens anyway.
@LZ, As Neutral observer I can't tell you your plans shortcomingsshortcomings... You'll just have to see what becomes of your poor potattens...
On a side note, autocorrect is starting to recognize 'potatten'... I'm not sure if that is good or not.
always good.
@DDD, no I don't have horses yet. That's an excellent idea. I will see if I can get some before I mount an attack.
@Creeper, I can live with that. :)
i'm hungry
Good morning, fellow loonakits!
The updatens are still extinct, I see...
Horses are naturally adverse to zombittens... Just sayin'
Zomponies aren't, though.
@Tsveta, they certainly are but Creeper can provide an must excellent comment synopsis for you.
Been busy, eh? :)
Damn zomponies...
Wow, it has been a long time since I saw a comment section so crazy. And that is not a bad thing. :)
Indeed:
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Brussel Sprittens – Brussel Sprout Stink Bomb Kittens
Broccattens – Broccoli Kittens
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Ninjattens- Ninja kittens pitted against Pirattens
Humans:
The Man – Always Keeping Us Down
Villans:
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
Tchotchke, Trinket's evil twin- Eric A
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl from El Paso
Cheetah Butt Sycophant – Mike K
Heroes:
BaKahn - Rod M
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
BlackHawk – Cal R
Da Wolf – Living F
Harley Quinn – Quinn S
Diamond Dan, the Vigilante Robin Hood- Dan D
Neutral:
Great Mountain – Owen M
The Creeper – Melissa F
The Historian- Chris L
Fizzziks the Healer – Fizzziks
Non-Euclitten- Jelle H
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves with fruitcake holographic armor and mystery smell SAS, a hairy boob dragon sweat booster deck, in a protective tin with a protective sleeve for the tin that is EU friendly, with a GPS locating device to find tin within protective trunk in protective lake that is EU friendly.
Also: Real life dragon boob hair with EU Friendly Ambidextrous sleeve, flannel optional
Also: The Creeper (aka Melissa F) will make cake for all
Lower Postage Rate Requests- 1,000,012 and counting
@Tsveta, that hardly describes it. I think 14 different races of kitten have been created, a heroes guild has spring up as has a rouges gallery and some neutral observers.
Well the good news and bad news is, I have acquired trademarks and utility patents on equestrian zombies of any age or size. So if you'd like to use them for your army, you'll be facing substantial royalty fees.
Also - a lot of people are waiting for backer #124, 456 and backer # 120,000 has yet to show themselves
@Diamond Dan - Touche
Bwahahah postage requests so low? OK, lemme fix that.
Please lower EU postage fees!
Well played DDD.
I'm pretty sure you can't patent zombies. Besides, when I take over, I won't need to worry about royalties.
1,000,013
@Creeper, an excellent summary as always. :)
Yes!
AnywaY, going to bed
Gnight
Thank you, sir
@Non-E, g'night, sleep well.
You're must welcome, Creeper.
OK, off to work I go...
Well friends (and foes), I must call it a night. 6am is going to come way to early for me.
No, you're right. A zombie can't be patented. My patent would be specific to the application of zombification of horses and such. Designs can be similar, but manufacturing for use or sale is restricted.
Though, donkeys are not covered. :/
G'night fellow Neutral. And Enjoy work, Tsveta.
Hrmmm. Okay, what method of equine zombification have you patented?
Look, Lord Z... I suppose you'd have to do the research on that yourself. Find a loophole to exploit. Or...possibly... maybe for a fee, we make some kind of arrangement.
I've got some tricks that I know. I think I'll be fine.
Sure, sure. Fair enough...
Anything else I could be of use for? Seems the heroes have gone quiet. I'm just looking to close a deal. Put some things up in the air, and let things land where they land.
Yeah, I'm still not sure what to do about the ninjittens.
Wait. Did I miss something? There is a list of heroes and villains in the comments section.
Yes, you missed a lot of chatter. Nothing from the Exploding Kittens team
Can I help it if RL insist on making me play with it? And then there is the whole eating/sleeping thing.
I understand. I was lost when I first woke up this morning.
Yeah, just thinking... Wow. +120k backers... and this comment thread. There are probably many that have no idea what's going on. And several that think they will be getting scratch'n'sniff tins with diamond sleeves, titanium cards for no shipping fees.
Basically, a bunch of different kinds of kittens came into being, and they split into factions and started fighting. Then some of us threw our support behind one faction or the other.
@Diamond Dan you're probably right.
Yeah I'm not sure if I should be happy or concerned because I know what the F is going on in this comment section
Both
Oh like an insane person?
Yeah well , this comment section..... I have absolutely no words for how absurdly awesome it is - now when are we getting all these awesome SG's you speak off ? :p
Yes, Allison. Exactly like that.
The Creeper is creeping into bed for a bit. Best of luck. Please take note of any amendments to list.
K. G'night
Good noght The Creeper.
I personally think it's a great comment section. Keeps it scrolling with oddness, not overwhelmed with shipping costs/date concerns. Everything that's been suggested has been suggested 100's of times. They can take care of business for now, and the wonderful EK SOB's don't need to say another thing because we keep creating our own stretch goals without anything but our own reward. :D
Excellent I'll leave a note directing my friends and family to this thread so they can see where it all went wrong you know, so they don't blame each other.
'night creeper :)
Just to recap - backer prefer by a margin of 3 to 1 a mystery smell NSFW scratch and sniff hairy dragon boob sweat card to a scratch and lick card.
Yeah. Licking cards is just gross
Big howling welcome to the new heroes!
No licking boob sweat, dragon or other!