you don't mess with a persons breakfast, that's just cruel
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:45:21-05:00
Villainy Report : Travels back in time and lobbies against Anthony Hopkins being casting for Silence of the Lambs. John Malcovich was cast instead.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:45:51-05:00
being cast*
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:47:26-05:00
@Epic, I think I'll pass on the krill
Historical Ret-Con- Henri Braconnot was given some key information to create a pill that changes pain centers activated by chocolate in pleasure centers.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:48:20-05:00
Historical Ret-con- John Malcovich was struck down by the flu just prior to shooting SotL, Anthony Hopkins takes the role of Hannibal.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:49:46-05:00
Damn you Historian & your tippex solutions
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:51:07-05:00
Historical Ret-Con- Prof F gets that dog he always wanted as a kid, now he fights for the side of truth, justice... all that stuff.
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-01-31T11:51:11-05:00
just on for a bit anything exciting happen?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:51:38-05:00
@Silver, I just ret-conned Prof F from villain to hero
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T11:51:39-05:00
I ruined some toast
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:52:13-05:00
you wish Historian. I accidentally ran over my puppy as a kid
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:52:42-05:00
We also have some new members, including a derpy whale who sits at the bottom of the ocean doing nothing. Idle has been, well, idle but is pondering action sometime later today, but that might not happen at all.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:53:08-05:00
@Prof F, ...wel... um... it got better.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:54:26-05:00
@Silver, there's also Queen Kittzel, she's an agent of chaos and thusly neutral.
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T11:54:27-05:00
OK, I have a gazillion comments to go through today, but can anyone catch me up on what needs to be added to the website? (New Corps members, current counts, photo credits, other awesomeness?)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:55:04-05:00
Villainy Report : travels back in prehistoric times and convinces the dumb cave men that square wheels are more efficient than round ones. Keeps humanity aeons back on its evolution.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:55:29-05:00
@Mike, I think Google Doc was updated an hour ago
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:55:29-05:00
@Cheetah, the new ranks (that I know of) have been added to the doc as well as a few requests. These have been bolded on the document for ease of identification.
Good grief I get a cold and miss all the fun stuff. I am so far behind now it's not even funny.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T11:57:04-05:00
Question : Does the json dump include all the comments?
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T11:57:19-05:00
That tends to happen to be a lot
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:57:58-05:00
@Quinn, long and short: two new members who are pretty lethargic. One's a whale and sits at the bottom of the ocean (Epic), the other made broccattens when sleep-cooking, he's prone to no activity whatsoever (Idle/Wild), there's also Queen Kittzel who is an agent of chaos. Prof F is back to is old tricks so watch out for him.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:58:14-05:00
@Prof F, it does.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T11:58:38-05:00
Hey Sycophant! Yes - my e-mails and the edits in bold from The Historian, that should catch you up.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T11:58:51-05:00
Hi Harley Quinn!
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T11:58:55-05:00
Had a Coffito. Spammed entire Viber list with photo of new sofa.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T12:01:00-05:00
@Prof F, I haven't been able to open it yet. I keep getting an invalid file error so I assume I need a program that can read json before I can unzip it.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T12:02:10-05:00
appreciated the info. white flag is retracted
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T12:03:27-05:00
I almost miss the constant stream of people whining for updates/stretch goals/free stuff. I said almost because they were usually extremely whiney
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T12:05:04-05:00
well, we could ignore them altogether
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T12:05:38-05:00
nevermind, I misread that last comment
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T12:06:41-05:00
I think we basically pushed them out with our banter over the last several days. The occasional update/stretch goal/trinket person still shows up but they tend to disappear pretty quickly once we send them to the kittycorps site and point out that they can track Elan's comments here through his bio.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:07:59-05:00
if this isn't a slam dunk for an insanity plea then I need to try harder!
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T12:19:19-05:00
Everyone please check the website and see if I missed any updates. Thanks.
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T12:19:24-05:00
@the historian since I've been living in a hole for my life as a whale I think I should be neutral instead
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T12:21:28-05:00
Where does @Catzalcoat go? What is his real name?
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T12:22:52-05:00
@ mike could you make my in the neutral station cuz I've been living at the bottom of the sea
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:23:14-05:00
I think The Historian is added some people to the google doc- in bold
Catzalcoatal 2015-01-31T12:23:20-05:00
Catzalcoatl needs no real name! But if necessary I can frame it with my real name.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T12:23:32-05:00
@Epic, I've updated the doc.
@Cheetah Butt, please note Epic has changed alignment and is now neutral.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:23:47-05:00
I can see him editing now, as I look at it. When he's done, you'll have the new characters
Emberlynn "Queen Kittzel" Smith 2015-01-31T12:23:51-05:00
Yay website! Just one thing: Emberlynn Smith and Queen Kittzel places should be reversed. Queen Kittzel Is my alias.
Catzalcoatal 2015-01-31T12:24:06-05:00
Now bring me your offerings on a bed of Pottaten skulls!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-01-31T12:24:26-05:00
Excellent work Cheeta Butt. And thank you for taking on this Herculean task for us all
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:26:01-05:00
yes- Trinkets for Cheetah Butt!
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T12:27:25-05:00
It's wonderful!
Catzalcoatal 2015-01-31T12:27:48-05:00
Man, if Superbowl commercials weren't so expensive I'd say Kickstarter should use this campaign as advertising for their site.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T12:28:05-05:00
@Cheetah Butt,
The little text on the web page (which is very small, by the way) has the name of the game as "Exploding Cats", but it should be "Exploding Kittens". :)
Slottens are missing I see. Those lazy sloth-kitten mutants, the laziest of all kittenkind.
Catzalcoatal 2015-01-31T12:28:41-05:00
(Pictures cute animated kitten frolicking across TV screen then exploding to the delight of the Super Bowl masses.)
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T12:28:54-05:00
Now onto the next matter of subject.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T12:29:44-05:00
oi, put them slottens up there. Good work Idle/Wild
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:30:07-05:00
I think the text is small because it's a disclaimer- those are usually pretty smal.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T12:31:46-05:00
@Creeper,
Oh I know. Fine print, and all that. :)
Catzalcoatal 2015-01-31T12:32:24-05:00
Where is this website listing the factions?
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T12:32:29-05:00
Signed up for the Thunder Clap. Hope it reaches a lot of people...
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T12:33:25-05:00
Are Slottens Vittens, Hittens, or Nittens? (Man, I LOVED typing that!)
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-01-31T12:33:44-05:00
Attention Kitten Corps!
Here it comes.. the first 10,000 comments in easy to read (if not esthetically pleasing or overly functional) form from start to end: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0000.html for everyone who wants to read up without scrolling in chronological order.
Enjoy!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:34:01-05:00
@Cheetah butt - hehehehe
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T12:34:41-05:00
Thanks Peter!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T12:35:16-05:00
@Mike, I would go for Nittens.
@Peter many thanks, but by pressing next page, I got a 404
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T12:35:18-05:00
@Cheetah Butt,
Did you see my post about the "Exploding Cats" text on the site?
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-01-31T12:35:39-05:00
Oh and I forgot.. .Top20:
2015-01-31 17:28:41 UTC
BruceP - The Chameleon 575
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 540
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 512
Chris "The Historian" Loth 467
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 463
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 393
Joshua "Thunder Clap" Durben 340
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 329
Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 289
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 258
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 257
Professor F 241
Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 198
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 197
Tsveta Koleva 169
Mike Kabala 125
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 114
Anja "Cha!" Allen 111
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 103
Nate Outland 101
Why does eating chocolate hurt it didn't yesterday!
@Epic, curses, looks like it's just coffee and grapefruit for me this morning. Thanks anyway, the effort is appreciated.
@professor f- you fiend!
@the historian I have some tasty krill you may like.
you don't mess with a persons breakfast, that's just cruel
Villainy Report : Travels back in time and lobbies against Anthony Hopkins being casting for Silence of the Lambs. John Malcovich was cast instead.
being cast*
@Epic, I think I'll pass on the krill
Historical Ret-Con- Henri Braconnot was given some key information to create a pill that changes pain centers activated by chocolate in pleasure centers.
Historical Ret-con- John Malcovich was struck down by the flu just prior to shooting SotL, Anthony Hopkins takes the role of Hannibal.
Damn you Historian & your tippex solutions
Historical Ret-Con- Prof F gets that dog he always wanted as a kid, now he fights for the side of truth, justice... all that stuff.
just on for a bit anything exciting happen?
@Silver, I just ret-conned Prof F from villain to hero
I ruined some toast
you wish Historian. I accidentally ran over my puppy as a kid
We also have some new members, including a derpy whale who sits at the bottom of the ocean doing nothing. Idle has been, well, idle but is pondering action sometime later today, but that might not happen at all.
@Prof F, ...wel... um... it got better.
@Silver, there's also Queen Kittzel, she's an agent of chaos and thusly neutral.
OK, I have a gazillion comments to go through today, but can anyone catch me up on what needs to be added to the website? (New Corps members, current counts, photo credits, other awesomeness?)
Villainy Report : travels back in prehistoric times and convinces the dumb cave men that square wheels are more efficient than round ones. Keeps humanity aeons back on its evolution.
@Mike, I think Google Doc was updated an hour ago
@Cheetah, the new ranks (that I know of) have been added to the doc as well as a few requests. These have been bolded on the document for ease of identification.
All in the Google doc
Good grief I get a cold and miss all the fun stuff. I am so far behind now it's not even funny.
Question : Does the json dump include all the comments?
That tends to happen to be a lot
@Quinn, long and short: two new members who are pretty lethargic. One's a whale and sits at the bottom of the ocean (Epic), the other made broccattens when sleep-cooking, he's prone to no activity whatsoever (Idle/Wild), there's also Queen Kittzel who is an agent of chaos. Prof F is back to is old tricks so watch out for him.
@Prof F, it does.
Hey Sycophant! Yes - my e-mails and the edits in bold from The Historian, that should catch you up.
Hi Harley Quinn!
Oh, and Thunder Clap has set up a social medial thunderclap, join in here: https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
Almost 126K
can it be opened in excel via ascii or something so i can filter my vileness ?
Had a Coffito. Spammed entire Viber list with photo of new sofa.
@Prof F, I haven't been able to open it yet. I keep getting an invalid file error so I assume I need a program that can read json before I can unzip it.
appreciated the info. white flag is retracted
no problem, I am neutral after all.
I almost miss the constant stream of people whining for updates/stretch goals/free stuff. I said almost because they were usually extremely whiney
well, we could ignore them altogether
nevermind, I misread that last comment
I think we basically pushed them out with our banter over the last several days. The occasional update/stretch goal/trinket person still shows up but they tend to disappear pretty quickly once we send them to the kittycorps site and point out that they can track Elan's comments here through his bio.
hehehehehehe - - http://theoatmeal.com/blog/kickstartmart
LOL.. Nice one @Melissa. Too bad we are all suckers. :)
yeah you're probably right, no sane person would jump into this convesation
@Creeper so he did. It was his dream I guess :)
I can haz more stretch goals? And what's this craziness in comments. Alot happened in 3 days.
Speaks volumes about the rest of us don't it House Arrest?
All hail KickStartMart!
Villainy Report : Has created a new use for cut trees, making their extinction all the more likely. good luck humanity
Also, thinking of changing my handle to Catzalcoatl. God to all Central and South American Kittens.
One of the broccattens tried to eat out of the slotten bowl. Had to get up... Poor souls were gonna starve.
Handle upgraded.
yeah I feel like this comment thread will be used as evidence at all of our eventual trials
if this isn't a slam dunk for an insanity plea then I need to try harder!
Everyone please check the website and see if I missed any updates. Thanks.
@the historian since I've been living in a hole for my life as a whale I think I should be neutral instead
Where does @Catzalcoat go? What is his real name?
@ mike could you make my in the neutral station cuz I've been living at the bottom of the sea
I think The Historian is added some people to the google doc- in bold
Catzalcoatl needs no real name! But if necessary I can frame it with my real name.
@Epic, I've updated the doc.
@Cheetah Butt, please note Epic has changed alignment and is now neutral.
I can see him editing now, as I look at it. When he's done, you'll have the new characters
Yay website! Just one thing: Emberlynn Smith and Queen Kittzel places should be reversed. Queen Kittzel Is my alias.
Now bring me your offerings on a bed of Pottaten skulls!
Excellent work Cheeta Butt. And thank you for taking on this Herculean task for us all
yes- Trinkets for Cheetah Butt!
It's wonderful!
Man, if Superbowl commercials weren't so expensive I'd say Kickstarter should use this campaign as advertising for their site.
@Cheetah Butt,
The little text on the web page (which is very small, by the way) has the name of the game as "Exploding Cats", but it should be "Exploding Kittens". :)
Slottens are missing I see. Those lazy sloth-kitten mutants, the laziest of all kittenkind.
(Pictures cute animated kitten frolicking across TV screen then exploding to the delight of the Super Bowl masses.)
Now onto the next matter of subject.
oi, put them slottens up there. Good work Idle/Wild
I think the text is small because it's a disclaimer- those are usually pretty smal.
@Creeper,
Oh I know. Fine print, and all that. :)
Where is this website listing the factions?
Signed up for the Thunder Clap. Hope it reaches a lot of people...
Are Slottens Vittens, Hittens, or Nittens? (Man, I LOVED typing that!)
Attention Kitten Corps!
Here it comes.. the first 10,000 comments in easy to read (if not esthetically pleasing or overly functional) form from start to end: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0000.html
for everyone who wants to read up without scrolling in chronological order.
Enjoy!
@Cheetah butt - hehehehe
Thanks Peter!
@Mike, I would go for Nittens.
@Peter many thanks, but by pressing next page, I got a 404
@Cheetah Butt,
Did you see my post about the "Exploding Cats" text on the site?
Oh and I forgot.. .Top20:
2015-01-31 17:28:41 UTC
BruceP - The Chameleon 575
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 540
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 512
Chris "The Historian" Loth 467
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 463
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 393
Joshua "Thunder Clap" Durben 340
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 329
Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 289
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 258
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 257
Professor F 241
Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 198
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 197
Tsveta Koleva 169
Mike Kabala 125
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 114
Anja "Cha!" Allen 111
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 103
Nate Outland 101
Too slow. I put them as Hittens for now.
Nittens, because they're nincompoops.
Whoa, I had the 10th ever comment for the campaign? Crazy
@Mike, its ok, nature will find its way
@Peter, ignore the 404
@Cheetah all the same.
Sure did, @Chameleon. You may need to refresh your screen a couple times.
@Professor F, maybe Dropbox has not caught up yet, just wait for it.
Exploding Kittens: The LARP
Who's in?
@Cheetah Butt,
See the fix now. Cool. :)
@Peter W,
I also get a 404 and I think it's because the 2nd page doesn't have a .html ending. The link points to here: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0002
Attention all Kitten Corps we ask that you volunteer for the Thunder Clap it is our duty as members of the Kitten Corp to spread the word and this only takes 10 seconds.
https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
A big thank you to every one that has already signed up :-)
Or maybe that's the way dropbox works? Not sure. I don't use dropbox much.
Oh, I see the problem . The Next link at the bottom of the page is missing the .html but the link at the top of the page has it. ;)
@Bruce, you are right. Fixing...
Howdy corps. What is up?
Howdy, DDD