Villainy Report : Roachen tactical untis have been deployed against all whiners of the EK-KS. Results of the multicampaign will be published to the public following the debriefing of the units. Their stateside ETA is 0700 EST
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T15:49:54-05:00
Night, General C!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T15:50:47-05:00
one "warm kitty, soft kitty" lullaby for the General
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-01T15:50:52-05:00
Oh ok, then all is still technically... 'right' with the world. :P
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:00:08-05:00
@Pottaten - Here's the incident
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Villainy Report : Professor F hacked the Cheetos DNA chain and spliced it with flora around the globe. Now they can be found everywhere, on every bush, on every tree, across all season, free of charge, thus contributing to kitten obesity on a worldwide scale. You're welcome Earth.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:03:22-05:00
Prof F is The Man!
Sebastien Smith 2015-02-01T16:04:27-05:00
boob wizard :O
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:04:33-05:00
no no no
The Man is an idea, an unsung hero, the impersonation of things political & vile.
Roachen Skirmish Update: The Roachen units deployed are currently in transit to their destinations. Hoo Rah
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:11:43-05:00
Prof F is back to his normal self
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:13:35-05:00
Fluorescent green substances are oozing & warming my wicked heart,
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T16:13:54-05:00
Cheetos and Chinky are getting along quite well. When Chinky saw how upset Cheetos was at first arrival, she crawled into his lap and started purring while nuzzling against his hand. This seems to have had a great calming effect on Cheetos, who is now contentedly sitting with Chinky in his lap.
Breaking Update : One of the Roachen Units has been exterminated by pesticide. The horrific agonising, poisonous death of the unit came about not 15 minutes ago. Our wicked hearts & thoughts are with the extended families of the deceased. They have fought valiantly for their evil overlord & maker. They will be sorely forgotten in about 2 minutes,
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:24:16-05:00
What, Who? I forget!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:25:14-05:00
you're a minute early
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:25:38-05:00
scratch that, you;re right on time
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T16:28:53-05:00
We need another big news article to hit to boost backers again.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:30:31-05:00
Let me rob a few banks, hack some paypal accounts & then hostile takeover some media conglomerates. I'll need about 3m45s
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T16:31:00-05:00
Almost seems unfair to write my own biography on the Fact Sheet, but people have begun asking about my ward Cheetos.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T16:31:05-05:00
Go, Prof F, go!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T16:31:47-05:00
Who is this Cheetos, and why is he so crunchy?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:32:08-05:00
Cheetos Overlord, unless you want me going Hannibal on you, proceed with your autobiographical work or I will
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T16:32:37-05:00
What we really need is a Super Bowl Ad! Is it too late to whip one up?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:33:54-05:00
Let's ask Lee Clow for a quick brainstorm
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:34:02-05:00
well time for me to play warlock masters of the arcane for a bit
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:44:00-05:00
Prof F - you could wipe the cheetos residue of your evil hands.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T16:44:09-05:00
Later, TC!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:44:36-05:00
@David Guildry. Choose your faction of kitten lore
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:44:40-05:00
By TC.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T16:44:54-05:00
Cheetos is a Cheetah Butt Puppet who was given to me by Da-Wolf to be my minion. I am unsure of his origin prior to being given to me as a gift from DW. Not wanting to enslave the poor thing, I immediately granted him his freedom whereupon the three factions, Heroes, Villains, and Neutral attempted to force Cheetos to join one of their camps with total disregard of what Cheetos actually wanted. Terrified, Cheetos ran back to me whereupon I took him in with the understanding that if sometime in the future he wishes to leave me he is free to do so.
Cheetos has been through a terrible ordeal and is being consoled by Chinky, my albino cat that I have dyed pink.
... Whew! I hope that clears things up.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:45:02-05:00
c you never TC har har har
David Guidry "Doc" 2015-02-01T16:45:37-05:00
Always the hero lol
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:45:57-05:00
my hands are clear of cheetos' magic yellow powder.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T16:46:41-05:00
@Cheetah Butt,
"Cheetah Butt Puppet" sounds dirty. lol Is that anything like a Butt Pirate? ;)
A horde of caffeittens attacked my fridge. I had no choice but grind them. While transferring their charred remains into a coffee jar, i inhaled some. I sneezed.
Then, I made an espresso. Because of that, i crushed some Roachen.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-01T16:50:00-05:00
Yeah, I really had no idea how to tackle that one. So I figured a kitten glop would have to work.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T16:52:16-05:00
@DDD,
I think it's fabulous. :)
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-01T16:52:40-05:00
Idle/Wild - you still might have some inside of you! Gross! Doubly Gross!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-01T16:52:40-05:00
Thank you much :)
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-01T16:53:18-05:00
Is that it for the food ones?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T16:53:20-05:00
Oi, Idle/Wild, keep your extremities OFF my Roachen
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-01T16:53:55-05:00
Oh, no...I was going try some adjustments on Potattens to get them a little more "aggressive"
@BruceP - I loved Rango too! One of my most fav animated features ever! Great nods to the Giants of the spaghetti western genre!
I think I need to settle on a bad guy theme song... like neclord from suikoden or kefka from FF6....
@Andy S,
Glad you liked Rango. I spent a lot of time on that one. ;)
@Evan - Cylon theme from Battlestar Galactica?
It's time for the general to go to bed, but before: Have the brand new Top100 commenters list:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/topcommenters.html
Villainy Report : Roachen tactical untis have been deployed against all whiners of the EK-KS. Results of the multicampaign will be published to the public following the debriefing of the units. Their stateside ETA is 0700 EST
Night, General C!
one "warm kitty, soft kitty" lullaby for the General
Happy kitten dreams
@Andy... hm... maybe. I was feeling Kefka's though because it's... mischievous sounding.
@Prof F,
Coming from you, I would expect 'Hard Dalek' rather than 'Soft Kitty'. ;)
@The Chameleon, remember, I'm kind of a big softy today
Prof F did a heroic thing today!
@Prof F,
This is true. :)
Do you know Hard Dalek?
@The Chameleon, LOL, I just came to see what it is.
henceforth, it is deemed my Hymn
@DaWolf: Prof. F.... Heroic...? It's not opposite day right?
For those that don't know 'Hard Dalek', or what I'm talking about:
Hard Dalek, Cold Dalek,
Little can of Hate.
Evil Dalek, Angry Dalek,
Ex-ter-mi-nate!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/03/94/6c/03946ce8c4297cf243d7cc2d8c7c81f6.jpg
Now, sing Hard Dalek to the tune of Soft Kitty from Big Bang Theory. :)
I was accidentally heroic today with a cheetos incident
Oh ok, then all is still technically... 'right' with the world. :P
@Pottaten - Here's the incident
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Villainy Report : Professor F hacked the Cheetos DNA chain and spliced it with flora around the globe. Now they can be found everywhere, on every bush, on every tree, across all season, free of charge, thus contributing to kitten obesity on a worldwide scale. You're welcome Earth.
Prof F is The Man!
boob wizard :O
no no no
The Man is an idea, an unsung hero, the impersonation of things political & vile.
We live by this code of conduct.
You had a heroic idea!
@Prof F,
The Man is more than an idea. He is the personification of evil and all things keeping up down! That's why he's on our villain list. :)
I'm pretty sure The Man and Wicked Felina are dating.
@The Chameleon
I hope you don't slip, while I'm mopping the floor with you
@Prof F,
THAT'S the Prof F I've come to know and despise! :)
I applaud you Prof. F. hurrah!
Roachen Skirmish Update: The Roachen units deployed are currently in transit to their destinations. Hoo Rah
Prof F is back to his normal self
Fluorescent green substances are oozing & warming my wicked heart,
Cheetos and Chinky are getting along quite well. When Chinky saw how upset Cheetos was at first arrival, she crawled into his lap and started purring while nuzzling against his hand. This seems to have had a great calming effect on Cheetos, who is now contentedly sitting with Chinky in his lap.
A Cheesitten in time for a Super Bowl snack. https://www.dropbox.com/s/o4ul4y99ay4vqqr/Cheesitten_00001.png…
@Cheetah Butt,
I missed who Cheetos is...
@DDD,
Love that. :)
Cheetos was my minion until I set him free. After being cruelly treated by the world at large, he has now become my ward whom I've sworn to protect.
OMM (oh my Man)
that's one smelly piece of cat cheese DDD
Why so serious?
Jokittens?
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/108/2/7/Why_so_serious__by_inge80.jpg
Breaking Update : One of the Roachen Units has been exterminated by pesticide. The horrific agonising, poisonous death of the unit came about not 15 minutes ago. Our wicked hearts & thoughts are with the extended families of the deceased. They have fought valiantly for their evil overlord & maker. They will be sorely forgotten in about 2 minutes,
What, Who? I forget!
you're a minute early
scratch that, you;re right on time
We need another big news article to hit to boost backers again.
Let me rob a few banks, hack some paypal accounts & then hostile takeover some media conglomerates. I'll need about 3m45s
Almost seems unfair to write my own biography on the Fact Sheet, but people have begun asking about my ward Cheetos.
Go, Prof F, go!
Who is this Cheetos, and why is he so crunchy?
Cheetos Overlord, unless you want me going Hannibal on you, proceed with your autobiographical work or I will
What we really need is a Super Bowl Ad! Is it too late to whip one up?
Let's ask Lee Clow for a quick brainstorm
http://themilitarydiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cheeto.jpg
close up
http://www.elginpk.com/worsley1314_1/reynolds/ultracheeto.jpg
that looks like a big, yellow, c***
Cheetos only website
http://www.northkingdom.com/cases/battle-of-the-cheetos/
Deployment Updates : A Roachen Unit has come across an unexpected swarm of grasshoppers. The leg untangling is a nightmare
oh no! there's already been a cheetos showdown.
Fresh footage from the front line:
http://vimeo.com/105506081
Well fianly backed this have been watching for a while reading the comments and could not wait lol
Well hello, David G! Welcome to the crazy-house
Please check out our Thunder Clap for Exploding Kittens http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P
and a big thank you to those of you that have already signed up
And website kittencorps.com
There is also a youtube channel and a soon to be issued web comic
can't think of something villainy to say
Prof F - we did find two cheetos sealed up in a bag.
I was reading the comments for the past several days so I have already sighned up for thunder clap and been looking at the website lol
well time for me to play warlock masters of the arcane for a bit
Prof F - you could wipe the cheetos residue of your evil hands.
Later, TC!
@David Guildry. Choose your faction of kitten lore
By TC.
Cheetos is a Cheetah Butt Puppet who was given to me by Da-Wolf to be my minion. I am unsure of his origin prior to being given to me as a gift from DW. Not wanting to enslave the poor thing, I immediately granted him his freedom whereupon the three factions, Heroes, Villains, and Neutral attempted to force Cheetos to join one of their camps with total disregard of what Cheetos actually wanted. Terrified, Cheetos ran back to me whereupon I took him in with the understanding that if sometime in the future he wishes to leave me he is free to do so.
Cheetos has been through a terrible ordeal and is being consoled by Chinky, my albino cat that I have dyed pink.
... Whew! I hope that clears things up.
c you never TC har har har
Always the hero lol
my hands are clear of cheetos' magic yellow powder.
@Cheetah Butt,
"Cheetah Butt Puppet" sounds dirty. lol Is that anything like a Butt Pirate? ;)
All these food kittens are making me hungry. Refried Kitteans - https://www.dropbox.com/s/9r7z2ym3lldhrog/RefriedKitteans1.png…
LZ - Now you have enough to make an origin of Cheetos web comic.
DDD - looks like something you might find at a school cafeteria these days.
@DDD,
lol Sloppy pile of kitten-ness
guilty deep fried kitty pleasures DDD
A horde of caffeittens attacked my fridge. I had no choice but grind them. While transferring their charred remains into a coffee jar, i inhaled some. I sneezed.
Then, I made an espresso. Because of that, i crushed some Roachen.
Yeah, I really had no idea how to tackle that one. So I figured a kitten glop would have to work.
@DDD,
I think it's fabulous. :)
Idle/Wild - you still might have some inside of you! Gross! Doubly Gross!
Thank you much :)
Is that it for the food ones?
Oi, Idle/Wild, keep your extremities OFF my Roachen
Oh, no...I was going try some adjustments on Potattens to get them a little more "aggressive"
yes, Roachen are next in line DDD
LZ inhales corpse dust everyday and he's juuust fine :P
Prof F - don't fear the Roachen can not be hurt by something such as Idle/Wild extremities. They require chocolate posion to be killed.
I'll paypal you $5 DDD if you ignore everyones' else kitten fluffies
LZ has a special ability too!
OK send it to s....@g...com
@DDD,
I'll pay you $6 if you ignore everything Prof F says. ;)
Pesticide works just fine against the Roachen...wait, what did I just do?
I'll paypal you $20 DDD if you ignore The Gegcko