I'd say it like tcha with the a pronounced German like in Alpha...sorry not that great at phonetics spelling
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T13:40:42-05:00
Villainy Report : Successfully replaced the smörgåsbord of personalities depicted on legal tender across the known universe with the most recent selfie Professor F took with his vPhone.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-02T13:42:02-05:00
Meh, people hardly use cash anymore
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T13:43:27-05:00
@LZ, cold hard cash is till widely used.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T13:44:17-05:00
Update : Please check your Credit/Debit Cards
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-02T13:44:37-05:00
@Prof F, just checked a $20, so you look like queen Elizabeth?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-02T13:45:32-05:00
It's probably regional for me, then. Most people I know chiefly use credit/debit cards and manage them online
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-02T13:46:39-05:00
@LZ, it is much the same here, I always carry cash though, cause you never know...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T13:47:17-05:00
@BaKhan, these notes have been deemed illegal. It is your legal obligation to turn in and exchange all withdrawn tender to your local bank for exchange. Failure to comply will result to emptying & foreclosure of your digital kitten account. You have been warned
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T13:50:20-05:00
I am about to send this FB message to Matthew's Oatmeal page. Not that I think it'll be greatly successful but I thought I'd at least try.
What do you guys think?
Hi Matthew, I know that you are super busy with your Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign. I am still trying my luck in sending you a message to inquire if you may be interested, able and willing to create an Exploding Kitten Love Greeting Card for a social media blast on Valentine's Day. I am a member of the campaign's KittenCorps (Cha!, the KittenCorps' Troubador) and we are looking at ways of supporting and showing our love for Exploding Kittens. It would mean a lot if you'd consider creating such explosive kitten love greeting card. I, we, totally understand if you are just busy with finalizing the EK decks and all its logistics to get the game out to us on time or almost on time. Thank you so much!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-02T13:52:54-05:00
Prof F - are you taking credit for freezing the third rail in queens, leaving straphangers stranded for two hours in crowded subway cars?
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-02T13:53:01-05:00
&Cha!, looks good to me!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-02T13:53:20-05:00
@Cha - nice message
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T13:53:44-05:00
@Cha!, The Oatmeal has made clear that his doesn't read FB messages
Mike Kabala 2015-02-02T13:54:37-05:00
@Lord Zombitten's Bio has been added to the website. Click on his name in the Fact Sheet.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-02T13:54:39-05:00
I like it Cha!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-02T13:55:50-05:00
Cheeat Butt - we can submit bios?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-02T13:55:59-05:00
Sorry for typo
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-02-02T13:58:02-05:00
Another cadence verse: Marching kitties in a row, never know when they will blow
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-02T13:58:04-05:00
@Cheetah Butt, very nice
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-02T13:59:11-05:00
@Cheetah Butt, I've been putting updates on the Google doc and bolding them. I remove the bold as I'm able to compare with the site.
@PoT, no show blower for me, sadly. Only a shovel and some elbow grease. Are the schools shut down in your area?
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T13:59:50-05:00
@Prof F...thanks for the tip. Any other suggestion in how to reach him?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-02T13:59:57-05:00
@Instigator, I like it. Once I'm back at a computer I'll get it added to the doc.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-02T14:00:19-05:00
@Cha, I like the note!
Mike Kabala 2015-02-02T14:01:02-05:00
@Cha! I sent a PM to Elan yesterday asking for a printable Valentine's card.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-02T14:01:44-05:00
@Cha!, maybe run it by Elan and see if he can ask The Oatmeal for us?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-02T14:02:13-05:00
100 backers to 130k backers!
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:03:11-05:00
And thanks for the affirming feedback @PoT, @DaWolf, @BaKhan
And oh @Cheetabutt...you're way ahead of me :) thank you!
I think I'll still just send the message even if it vanishes in Matt's inbox not to ever be seen *shrugz*
Mike Kabala 2015-02-02T14:03:40-05:00
@Da Wolf, you can submit Bios or we can add them for you. The Fact Sheet was getting too filled up with Bio details so now everyone will have a click through link for an entire page. Right now, just about anything goes that you can put on a web page.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-02T14:03:51-05:00
@Cha, couldn't hurt. :)
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-02-02T14:04:24-05:00
@Chris - thanks... I'll try to come up with more... stupid work keep interrupting...
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:04:47-05:00
@BaKhan...I may just do that and reference that @Cheetabutt already inquired about a printable valentine's card :) What do you think about that @Cheetahbutt?
Mike Kabala 2015-02-02T14:05:01-05:00
Yeah, it's more likely to be considered if it's requested by more than one person.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-02T14:06:02-05:00
@Instagator, tell me about it! I've got meetings this afternoon so I'll be MIA for the rest of the afternoon. :/
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:06:26-05:00
@Cheetahbutt .. thanks!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-02T14:06:57-05:00
I agree. Besides, the answer is always 'no' if you never ask.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-02T14:06:59-05:00
@Cheetah But - ok. Will work up a bio for myself and the wolfittens. Including our search for The Creeper.
Shaun Fergus 2015-02-02T14:07:13-05:00
@BruceP - The Chameleon - yeah... California gets perfect weather year round... forgot about that... not so much here in Fl, especially during the summer...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T14:08:12-05:00
@Cha!, The Oatmeal is kinda of a hard guy to reach. Do send the message on facebook, you never know, and at any chance, when The Oatmeal posts something regarding EK on either his FB page, or EK FB page, just paste your message in reply to his post. That's the most probable way he'll see it. You can also find on his website an email address for marketing issues (if I remember correctly).
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-02T14:09:04-05:00
@Historian. Yeah, pretty much everything is closed. My wife stayed home from work today. Unfortunately for her she has the ability to work from home. : (
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T14:09:22-05:00
@Creepers. T'was THE ROACHEN!
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:09:51-05:00
@Prof F...thank you!
I will actually just post it on the EK FB page...duh! :)
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-02-02T14:10:35-05:00
Chasing lasers 'round the room
Distracts us so we don't go boom
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-02T14:10:59-05:00
hrrrrrmmmm
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T14:13:29-05:00
suggestion @ The Instatgaot
Chasing lasers 'round the room
Distracts us so we don't boom (no GO)
nice idea
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:13:30-05:00
Done, done & done :)
I think an Explosive Kittens Love Valentine's Greeting Card would be da bomb! ;)
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:14:28-05:00
Only 80 to 130k!
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-02T14:15:08-05:00
Only 90 to 140k!
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-02T14:16:28-05:00
I can't wait for them to make the next big cardgame Imploding Puppies!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-02T14:16:31-05:00
@Cha! you should require a commission
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-02T14:16:34-05:00
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Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-02T14:18:17-05:00
@Da Wolf. LOL
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-02T14:18:31-05:00
Prof F...it's just fun to utilize naturally occurring happenings and hijack them for EK purposes. :)
And VD is so lame, a EK card would surely spice it up ;)
@Silver: Don't forget the Combustible Penguins expansion.
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-02-02T14:19:04-05:00
@Professor F - works for me - both work as far as the cadence goes - all depends on how you count the beats in the phrase "distracts us" distracts us (two beats) or dis-tracts us (three beats)
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-02T14:19:14-05:00
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Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-02T14:20:12-05:00
@Pottaten. Shouldn't that be Acohittens?
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-02T14:20:15-05:00
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Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-02T14:20:32-05:00
Silver N - nice
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-02T14:20:59-05:00
In my defense The Wolf started it.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-02T14:20:59-05:00
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Later, Historian!
Bye byes
Sinver N - bye
@Da Wolf how do you figure 2 country lines?
Silver N - 1450 miles or so. Canada US line. US Texas line. The US is like a foreign country compared to Tecas.
@Historian. I'm west of Chicago and standing in about 15" of snow. Thank goodness for snowblowers.
Everytime I leave Texas it is like going to a foreign country. Oklahoma is fairly the same as is New Mexico. But the other states feel different.
Been tied up the last couple of hours with web maintenance. What needs to be added?
@Da Wolf - oh lol. I have been to Texas and I thought it was just like the other states except everything is bigger and has a belt buckle.
@Mike literally or figuratively tied up?
Just because...
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Wolfittes favorite song is who let the wolves out , howl, howl
@Cha! how do you pronounce your nickname?
The wolfittens are creeping in pdursuit of The Creeper and are looking for a safe secure warm cozy lift to the big apple.
And yeah... #SixMoreWeeksOfWinter!
http://www.groundhog.org/
@Cheetah Butt, Historian added a little bit of my origin story to the google doc
Either way, I was preoccupied. I hear there are two mor stanzas to the Cadence. Can anyone verify that?
@Cheetah, yup it's a fact!
Who let the wolves out, howl, howl (×2)
just because...
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Just realised how but I stereotyped my self as British person with tea... Need crumpets...
@Phillippa - no grey poupon?
@Da Wolf, I think that only works if she drives a Bentley...
Silver N - nice one!
Thank you.
BaKahn - maybe meeting in a grocer or ham crumpettes
stop making me hungry with your food talks
@Phillippa - Do you drive a bentley?
It is lunch time here. Must talk about food.
No, I all seizurey so they won't let me have a car insane I destroy people.. And I have a maderia cake... Mum
Mmmmm not mum... Stupid phone helped a long my my rat hitting post comment with her nose...
Time for the TC message again :-)
Please check out our Thunder Clap for Exploding Kittens http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P and a big thank you to those of you that have already signed up
@Cheetah Butt - These are the two cadences to be added -
"Kitten Corps is truly feared
Face it folks we're pretty weird
We are kittens hear us mew,
we puke hairballs in your shoe!
What part of UK do you hail from?
@DaWolf. Lunchtime here too.
Meatball sub and honey BBQ Chips. Mmmmmmmmm.
@Trinkets - do you know Kenneth Stumpf? He lives up in your parts of the wood.
@Silver Ninjatten... sorry was called away for cake, as it was for me I couldn't refuse :)
This inspired it: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
I'd say it like tcha with the a pronounced German like in Alpha...sorry not that great at phonetics spelling
Villainy Report : Successfully replaced the smörgåsbord of personalities depicted on legal tender across the known universe with the most recent selfie Professor F took with his vPhone.
Meh, people hardly use cash anymore
@LZ, cold hard cash is till widely used.
Update : Please check your Credit/Debit Cards
@Prof F, just checked a $20, so you look like queen Elizabeth?
It's probably regional for me, then. Most people I know chiefly use credit/debit cards and manage them online
@LZ, it is much the same here, I always carry cash though, cause you never know...
@BaKhan, these notes have been deemed illegal. It is your legal obligation to turn in and exchange all withdrawn tender to your local bank for exchange. Failure to comply will result to emptying & foreclosure of your digital kitten account. You have been warned
I am about to send this FB message to Matthew's Oatmeal page. Not that I think it'll be greatly successful but I thought I'd at least try.
What do you guys think?
Hi Matthew, I know that you are super busy with your Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign. I am still trying my luck in sending you a message to inquire if you may be interested, able and willing to create an Exploding Kitten Love Greeting Card for a social media blast on Valentine's Day. I am a member of the campaign's KittenCorps (Cha!, the KittenCorps' Troubador) and we are looking at ways of supporting and showing our love for Exploding Kittens. It would mean a lot if you'd consider creating such explosive kitten love greeting card. I, we, totally understand if you are just busy with finalizing the EK decks and all its logistics to get the game out to us on time or almost on time. Thank you so much!
Prof F - are you taking credit for freezing the third rail in queens, leaving straphangers stranded for two hours in crowded subway cars?
&Cha!, looks good to me!
@Cha - nice message
@Cha!, The Oatmeal has made clear that his doesn't read FB messages
@Lord Zombitten's Bio has been added to the website. Click on his name in the Fact Sheet.
I like it Cha!
Cheeat Butt - we can submit bios?
Sorry for typo
Another cadence verse: Marching kitties in a row, never know when they will blow
@Cheetah Butt, very nice
@Cheetah Butt, I've been putting updates on the Google doc and bolding them. I remove the bold as I'm able to compare with the site.
@PoT, no show blower for me, sadly. Only a shovel and some elbow grease. Are the schools shut down in your area?
@Prof F...thanks for the tip. Any other suggestion in how to reach him?
@Instigator, I like it. Once I'm back at a computer I'll get it added to the doc.
@Cha, I like the note!
@Cha! I sent a PM to Elan yesterday asking for a printable Valentine's card.
@Cha!, maybe run it by Elan and see if he can ask The Oatmeal for us?
100 backers to 130k backers!
And thanks for the affirming feedback @PoT, @DaWolf, @BaKhan
And oh @Cheetabutt...you're way ahead of me :) thank you!
I think I'll still just send the message even if it vanishes in Matt's inbox not to ever be seen *shrugz*
@Da Wolf, you can submit Bios or we can add them for you. The Fact Sheet was getting too filled up with Bio details so now everyone will have a click through link for an entire page. Right now, just about anything goes that you can put on a web page.
@Cha, couldn't hurt. :)
@Chris - thanks... I'll try to come up with more... stupid work keep interrupting...
@BaKhan...I may just do that and reference that @Cheetabutt already inquired about a printable valentine's card :) What do you think about that @Cheetahbutt?
Yeah, it's more likely to be considered if it's requested by more than one person.
@Instagator, tell me about it! I've got meetings this afternoon so I'll be MIA for the rest of the afternoon. :/
@Cheetahbutt .. thanks!
I agree. Besides, the answer is always 'no' if you never ask.
@Cheetah But - ok. Will work up a bio for myself and the wolfittens. Including our search for The Creeper.
@BruceP - The Chameleon - yeah... California gets perfect weather year round... forgot about that... not so much here in Fl, especially during the summer...
@Cha!, The Oatmeal is kinda of a hard guy to reach. Do send the message on facebook, you never know, and at any chance, when The Oatmeal posts something regarding EK on either his FB page, or EK FB page, just paste your message in reply to his post. That's the most probable way he'll see it. You can also find on his website an email address for marketing issues (if I remember correctly).
@Historian. Yeah, pretty much everything is closed. My wife stayed home from work today. Unfortunately for her she has the ability to work from home. : (
@Creepers. T'was THE ROACHEN!
@Prof F...thank you!
I will actually just post it on the EK FB page...duh! :)
Chasing lasers 'round the room
Distracts us so we don't go boom
hrrrrrmmmm
suggestion @ The Instatgaot
Chasing lasers 'round the room
Distracts us so we don't boom (no GO)
nice idea
Done, done & done :)
I think an Explosive Kittens Love Valentine's Greeting Card would be da bomb! ;)
Only 80 to 130k!
Only 90 to 140k!
I can't wait for them to make the next big cardgame Imploding Puppies!
@Cha! you should require a commission
100 kitens on the wall, 100 kitten on the wall, take one down .... Boom ... 99 kittens on the wall .....
@Da Wolf. LOL
Prof F...it's just fun to utilize naturally occurring happenings and hijack them for EK purposes. :)
And VD is so lame, a EK card would surely spice it up ;)
Alcohottens - Booze cats, their mood varies greatly depending on their 'breed'... the tequila ones are generally known to be kind of mean.
@Silver: Don't forget the Combustible Penguins expansion.
@Professor F - works for me - both work as far as the cadence goes - all depends on how you count the beats in the phrase "distracts us" distracts us (two beats) or dis-tracts us (three beats)
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@Pottaten. Shouldn't that be Acohittens?
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Silver N - nice
In my defense The Wolf started it.
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Alcohittens maybe, I just though alcohottens sounded better. Put it up for vote!
ΟΜΜ Ninjatten, double u tee eff to that