Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T18:50:27-05:00
@Epic, I may at that, but only the already dead ones. ;)
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-03T18:50:50-05:00
Sleep or drink until you pass out?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T18:50:59-05:00
@Doc, for being neutral you sure do like to terrorize ;)
Epicderpguy 2015-02-03T18:51:27-05:00
@ the historian I'll send 20 to you ask if you want more
David Guidry "Doc" 2015-02-03T18:52:25-05:00
physiological warfare is non violent
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T18:53:00-05:00
@KittenCorps, I completed my bio and created my Nitten ally. What do you think?
The Historian – An entity that exists out of time with two directives: maintain the integrity of the time stream and ensure the proliferation of Exploding Kittens® throughout time. To that end, The Historian is neutral and will only directly intervene in affairs of the KittenCorps when the time stream or Exploding Kittens® may be in jeopardy.
His arch-nemesis is Prof F, whose constant meddling in the events of kitten kind threaten to destabilize the time stream and threaten the (proper) exploding of kittens. The Historian is constantly seeking the defining moment in Prof F’s life that lead him to life of villainy. For he knows, if he can turn Prof F from his villainous ways they could be strong allies.
His primary power is the ability to surf the time stream and enter at any point he deems necessary. Though he does not have offensive capabilities his defensive capabilities keep him well protected. He has the ability to time-lock beings deemed too dangerous to exist freely in the time-stream. Additionally, he can time-shift leaving himself intangible to physical attacks.
His Nitten allies are the Timittens (Time-Lord Kittens). They monitor the time stream and alert the Historian to any interference with the normal flow of time.
Nopes and Shittens keep him up at night.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T18:53:39-05:00
@Epic, how filling are they? I should probably share with Mrs. Historian.
So from what I'm hearing.... The Historian needs some offence... It just so happens I've been working on some [Space/Time Dislocation Grenades]! Send your enemies to a random place, in a random time! It's fun for the whole family!
Epicderpguy 2015-02-03T18:58:42-05:00
@the historian it really depends they are quit bony so unless you soften them they are hard to eat. Thankfully their bones are small
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-03T18:59:52-05:00
Regarding the pig + kitten seen linked somewhere below. Would that be a Bakitten?
David Guidry "Doc" 2015-02-03T19:00:04-05:00
Ok I'll be back on later lol
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-03T19:00:09-05:00
(not for those that believe in the static time model, space/time dislocation grenades are only for those that believe in the dynamic time model and are impartial to the things they throw them at. Dr. P. is not responsible for lost relatives or the disappearance of valuable items lost because of the use of space/time dislocation grenades. Age 8+)
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T19:02:20-05:00
@Dr. P, dislocating people along the timeline would actually go against one of my primary directives. I actually thought about my offensive capabilities quite a bit and I think, based on my nature and role it's best to leave them out.
By the way, Space/Time Dislocation Bombs were outlawed after the Temporal Kitten Wars in 2058.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T19:03:37-05:00
okay KittenCorps, I gotta step away from the computer for a bit, Mrs. Historian has a friend who is on Jeopardy tonight. I'll monitor the comment stream remotely from my phone and respond as I can.
I would be me if I worried about the future! Of course if you use your powers right you can hasten, slow, and stop time around an entity as you need to... that could be used to great offensive benefit against anyone without a time syncing quantum locking belt or prof f.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-03T19:13:32-05:00
@Dr. P, it's a difficult balance. I could do any of those things but they all would ultimately alter the time stream, thus I must refrain for such manipulations.
Fair enough, more time grenades for everyone else until the year 2050 then!
Criswell The Tiny Epic Weatherman 2015-02-03T19:17:45-05:00
As I think about what I want to write this post about, I already see the numbers jumping, and we're still at what should be the bottom of the parabola ... over $250 more since I started writing this, and I forget what my original topic was going to be
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-03T19:20:47-05:00
At $5,280,000 we'll be at the Mile High Club
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-03T19:23:03-05:00
One more panel...
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-03T19:23:08-05:00
I'm not a backer for it (not my type of game), but I do note that the "Swinging Jivecat Voodoo Lounge" game is into their final two days, and still $3K short of funding. Share the love folks.
@LZ, you should have left the typo, Creeper always does... ;)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-03T20:32:20-05:00
It's just a little typo...it's still good! It's still good!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-03T20:32:54-05:00
Aaaaaagh!!!! I love it!!! Hahaha... Amazing that you incorporated my spilling the drink and scooping back in! Hahahaaaaa. To those that weren't there, it happened one night when we were commenting. I was so annoyed that I had spilled my freshly made cocktail, I swiped it back in glass. I'm a classy girl, y'all.
Do we [Lindsey Sterling] rock, maybe similar to [Rocky Road], or perhaps more literal in nature? Perhaps more general [Rock 'n' Roll]?
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-03T20:46:23-05:00
We need a Bread + kitten. Unless we don't already. Maybe Breaditten? haha
Mike Kabala 2015-02-03T20:46:28-05:00
Well, I've added @Doc's menagerie to the site, but most of the images, besides being hideous, are also copyrighted, so they might not be up there for long. If you like them, you may want to save a screenshot.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-03T20:47:24-05:00
Well, Blackhawk - was pondering Cookiettens, for my baking... that could cover some more baked goods aside from Fruittens
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-03T20:48:20-05:00
There was also discussion of Shut-uppies. Thoughts?
Found a pic for the Shittens
http://isource.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/catshark.jpg
And last ..... Chicken kittenhttp://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/07/photoshop-hybrid-animals/photoshop-hybrid-animals-09.jpg
Ok have fun trying to sleep peeps
@Epic, I may at that, but only the already dead ones. ;)
Sleep or drink until you pass out?
@Doc, for being neutral you sure do like to terrorize ;)
@ the historian I'll send 20 to you ask if you want more
physiological warfare is non violent
@KittenCorps, I completed my bio and created my Nitten ally. What do you think?
The Historian – An entity that exists out of time with two directives: maintain the integrity of the time stream and ensure the proliferation of Exploding Kittens® throughout time. To that end, The Historian is neutral and will only directly intervene in affairs of the KittenCorps when the time stream or Exploding Kittens® may be in jeopardy.
His arch-nemesis is Prof F, whose constant meddling in the events of kitten kind threaten to destabilize the time stream and threaten the (proper) exploding of kittens. The Historian is constantly seeking the defining moment in Prof F’s life that lead him to life of villainy. For he knows, if he can turn Prof F from his villainous ways they could be strong allies.
His primary power is the ability to surf the time stream and enter at any point he deems necessary. Though he does not have offensive capabilities his defensive capabilities keep him well protected. He has the ability to time-lock beings deemed too dangerous to exist freely in the time-stream. Additionally, he can time-shift leaving himself intangible to physical attacks.
His Nitten allies are the Timittens (Time-Lord Kittens). They monitor the time stream and alert the Historian to any interference with the normal flow of time.
Nopes and Shittens keep him up at night.
@Epic, how filling are they? I should probably share with Mrs. Historian.
Psychological**
@Historian,
Sounds great. :)
http://cnet4.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/07/31/08c25124-0ad6-4688-be19-627f31b23a50/resize/770x578/b96d77dccc60a74929d65dcc47531240/doctor02.jpg
@Chameleon. ..:-D
@Chameleon, Thanks! I love the pic, btw! :)
@Doc, true, but terrorizing none the less. :)
Also making stitchens all the time sort of leaves u fucked up in the head ..... So yah
So from what I'm hearing.... The Historian needs some offence... It just so happens I've been working on some [Space/Time Dislocation Grenades]! Send your enemies to a random place, in a random time! It's fun for the whole family!
@the historian it really depends they are quit bony so unless you soften them they are hard to eat. Thankfully their bones are small
Regarding the pig + kitten seen linked somewhere below. Would that be a Bakitten?
Ok I'll be back on later lol
Bakitten on the hoof, as it were ...
Later, Doc!
(not for those that believe in the static time model, space/time dislocation grenades are only for those that believe in the dynamic time model and are impartial to the things they throw them at. Dr. P. is not responsible for lost relatives or the disappearance of valuable items lost because of the use of space/time dislocation grenades. Age 8+)
@Dr. P, dislocating people along the timeline would actually go against one of my primary directives. I actually thought about my offensive capabilities quite a bit and I think, based on my nature and role it's best to leave them out.
By the way, Space/Time Dislocation Bombs were outlawed after the Temporal Kitten Wars in 2058.
okay KittenCorps, I gotta step away from the computer for a bit, Mrs. Historian has a friend who is on Jeopardy tonight. I'll monitor the comment stream remotely from my phone and respond as I can.
Later, Historian!
I would be me if I worried about the future! Of course if you use your powers right you can hasten, slow, and stop time around an entity as you need to... that could be used to great offensive benefit against anyone without a time syncing quantum locking belt or prof f.
wouldn't*
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/10959590_10153835853563475_9130803388745474413_n.jpg…
Because kitty...
@Dr. P, it's a difficult balance. I could do any of those things but they all would ultimately alter the time stream, thus I must refrain for such manipulations.
Fair enough, more time grenades for everyone else until the year 2050 then!
As I think about what I want to write this post about, I already see the numbers jumping, and we're still at what should be the bottom of the parabola ... over $250 more since I started writing this, and I forget what my original topic was going to be
At $5,280,000 we'll be at the Mile High Club
One more panel...
I'm not a backer for it (not my type of game), but I do note that the "Swinging Jivecat Voodoo Lounge" game is into their final two days, and still $3K short of funding. Share the love folks.
@GCD: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Levar Purrton is only 190k away!
You guys are killing me, especially Doc! Now I have to add all of them ittens to the website!
Blackhawk in the house.... haha
@Cheetah, he doesn't want you too be bored
@Blackhawk, evening, sir!
I see that we have a lot more non humans now. I will have to spend some of my time reading up on them all.
@Black hawk, they do abound.
Howdy, Blackhawk!
A bunch of people's bios have been added to the site. you should write something up for yourself. :)
They seem like damn rabbits. You turn around and them come back and they've doubled in size.
omg guys, soooo many -ittens... I'd say I'd retire, but then the webpage might just become a creepy photoshop zoo of horrors! :o
The Historian Bio and Timittens added to the website.
Exploding Kittens Kickstarter comments section: The only place on the internet worse than Reddit for bollocks.
@DDD, the sooner you can replace the horrorshow images the better!
Worse for bollocks? What are you talking about? You can get plenty of bollocks here!
Only if those are yarn bollocks. ;)
@Cheetah Butt, thank you kind sir!
Comic #1 is complete!
@LZ, woot!
soooo, if Shipping costs were say, 20$, I would need to pay 55$ for the combo deck, and 110$ for 2? or 90$ for 2?
LZ- Huzzah!
I'll get it emailed to Cheetah Butt as soon as I get his email address. Until then, here's a link to the dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/s/14s8iiqqlumk6vj/Kitten%20Wars%20%231.jpg…
@Jeff Chou,
Look at the FAQ on the front page. It talks about what you should add for shipping.
@LZ, I'm hooked. Great work. :)
Thanks
I find myself envious of Creeper's ability to easily scoop spilled wine back into her glass.
I know, right?
@The Historian, @LZ: OMG that's amazing, I'm about to die laughing.... "still good"
That comic is gold! We need Image or Darkhorse to publish this. haha
@Lord Z,
Saw the first page of the comic. Cool stuff. Want to read more. :) I saw a typo, too. "Anyway, ther was a rash..." Should be "there". :)
"It all started with a potato, it... well wait, actually let me start over, ahem..." Would be my prefered starting line but that is amazing so far.
Thanks, everyone. Chameleon, I'll fix that
@Dr. P, @LZ, Mrs. Historian looked at me oddly when I nearly spit out my dinner as I laughed at that line.
I hope Dr. P. gets blamed for the kitten explosions in the next issue....
Praise be! Finally another image link on here that isn't from the Photo Shop of Horrors! :) Nice LZ
Next issue is all about the potattens
@DDD: You sound like you could use this.
http://www.dailydawdle.com/2012/08/22-hilarious-animal-photobombs-22-pics.html
@Dr. P, the dog in 3-D glasses is fabulous
@The Historian: That was my thoughts exactly
@LZ, that was fantastic! I couldn't wait to get to the next panel! Now I can't wait for the next issue! Thank you!!!
@DDD how do you make your photos what you use. Apple? What app? Computer? What program?
Thanks, BaKhan!
I had to fix a typo, which meant I had to delete the image from my DropBox. Here's an updated link. https://www.dropbox.com/s/14s8iiqqlumk6vj/Kitten%20Wars%20%231.jpg…
@LZ, you should have left the typo, Creeper always does... ;)
It's just a little typo...it's still good! It's still good!
Aaaaaagh!!!! I love it!!! Hahaha... Amazing that you incorporated my spilling the drink and scooping back in! Hahahaaaaa. To those that weren't there, it happened one night when we were commenting. I was so annoyed that I had spilled my freshly made cocktail, I swiped it back in glass. I'm a classy girl, y'all.
@Rod:lol
@Creeper, class act all the way!
Thanks, Creeper! It was Da Wolf's idea to include the wine spill. I thought it was a good idea, too.
Nice, Creeper. :)
I've said it before but I have to say it again: Best. KS. Community. Evar! You guys rock! (And I know a thing or two about that!)
+1BaKhan
I like leaving typos that seem like some subconscious slip.
or the ones that happen while I'm text with my touch-sensitive gloves on a crowded bus while holding a cake.
Do we [Lindsey Sterling] rock, maybe similar to [Rocky Road], or perhaps more literal in nature? Perhaps more general [Rock 'n' Roll]?
We need a Bread + kitten. Unless we don't already. Maybe Breaditten? haha
Well, I've added @Doc's menagerie to the site, but most of the images, besides being hideous, are also copyrighted, so they might not be up there for long. If you like them, you may want to save a screenshot.
Well, Blackhawk - was pondering Cookiettens, for my baking... that could cover some more baked goods aside from Fruittens
There was also discussion of Shut-uppies. Thoughts?
Cookittens, thought I made a batch of those already...
Back at a good time I see
Cookiettens sound good too.
It's possible I missed that, Potatten.
Cheetah Butt, did you get the message I sent you, asking for your email address so I can get you the comic?