PETA is only scary because they're so dumb, once you understand that no one their knows what their actually talking about or support you know there's nothing to be scared of!!!!!
Lauren Moinet Wiersema 2015-02-04T15:48:38-05:00
@Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell makes sense
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:48:56-05:00
The Creeperv- that would be a good panel for the web comic though.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-04T15:49:38-05:00
@Da Wolf - definitely
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:49:47-05:00
If I was getting pampered at the spa I would not be thinking of doing an update at all today.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-04T15:51:06-05:00
I'd be too busy yelling I'm on a boat, bi@tches!
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-04T15:51:08-05:00
@DaWolf...why at the spa on a cruise ship? What's up with the spa part. Why would you want to lollagag inside at a spa while on a cruiseship when you can lounge & lollagag on chairs out in the fresh breeze watching the horizon bop...
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:51:40-05:00
The Creeper - do you want to email that to LZ?
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-04T15:52:00-05:00
@Cha!, because you can, because you can...
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:52:38-05:00
Cha - pedicure, facial and whole body massage versus a lounge chair?
Maike "The Maike" Maike 2015-02-04T15:52:51-05:00
How does anyone end up on a cruise with wil wheaton ever?
"Hey WIl Wheaton.... you want to go on a cruise?" Is my guess Maike
Maike "The Maike" Maike 2015-02-04T15:54:35-05:00
@potatten - Alright I'll make sure to try that approach next time
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:54:35-05:00
Great Mountain - the casino girls don't socialize.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-04T15:54:51-05:00
I have to head out- and don't have LZ's e-mial, though i know he mentioned one. I'm sure he'll check in here pretty soon. he's pretty active! I do have Kit-kat's addition to Cheetah Butt, though.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-04T15:54:58-05:00
@DaWolf... and LOLing...you forgot LOLing all the ride
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-04T15:55:24-05:00
Bye @Creeper :)
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:55:37-05:00
The Creeper - I will try to remember when I get home.
Maike "The Maike" Maike 2015-02-04T15:55:53-05:00
I have work 5-10:30, gonna have to take a break from the action soon
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T15:56:40-05:00
The Maike - take care and see you later
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-04T15:56:53-05:00
Last Top20 for today:
2015-02-04 20:55:24 UTC
1. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 1045
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 984
3. BruceP - The Chameleon 982
4. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 838
5. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 800
6. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 645
7. Chris "The Historian" Loth 642
8. Professor F 577
9. Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 551
10. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 503
11. Mike Kabala 447
12. Josh - TC: http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P 428
13. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 382
14. Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 315
15. Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 284
16. John "Collar Stay" Kelly 273
17. Anja "Cha!" Allen 267
18. Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 251
19. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 242
20. "Diamond Dan" Drake 223
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-04T15:56:56-05:00
Breaking Villainy News : Too too tooroo too
We're interrupting our Young & the Restless binge program to bring you Professor F's address to the puny people of this planetary rock.
"Slaves of earth, as your supreme master, and father, I bring you glorious tidings.
I have carefully deliberated & decided to build my residence on the planet's revolving satellite, you all know as the 'moon'. Henceforth this will be renamed to Pron, spelled Pron. The former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon', is deemed illegal and any reference to it, verbal, written or thought, by any individual will be prosecuted and tazed to death on the spot.
I know you can't withhold your delirious happiness, but you have lots of work to do, so shut your thought up.
Terraforming & hydro system formation are the first steps of this historical move.
Planetary raw material depletion is in order, and all material needed can even be removed from your own property, at all levels, estate or any kind of material possession you might currently have. You won't need it anyway, as you're all part of this galactic construction site.
A 4-way tunnel system will be connected to the moon to facilitate raw material & personnel movements & logistics.
Each and everyone of you will be screened and appointed a position. A member of the Proffi staff will be at your door at 0700 to take to your intake manager and then to medical for screening by our expert Roachen staff. You might be ticklish while they swarm your body, both in & out, but we need to know how many years you can be of service to Me before you die. Natural causes or accidental deaths will not be tolerated. You are only allowed to die by exhaustion or by saving Me from unauthorised assassination attempts.
You will be appointed to a colour coded group for easy functioning. These groups will be announced to you after medical. A tattoo of that colour will be forced upon you on your forehead so Roachen can easily send you back where you belong, should you go astray.
My supercrib must be ready by the end of the year.
Get to work.
Joni Oja 2015-02-04T15:57:21-05:00
Oh my god this is hilarious! Can't throw my money at my screen any harder :D
@Wolf: I was more meaning the other cruise goers. Hopefully some of them would be of legal age...and single...and not crazy. But that might be asking too much.
@Prof F.: I broke all the broke channels to get to you, so now all you have is this comment section.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-04T16:01:50-05:00
Your tazing attempt is unauthorised The Mountain.
FYI, snip quote : ...the former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon'..."
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-04T16:02:09-05:00
@Prof F...Ich verstehe Sie leider nicht und hab keine Ahnung von was Sie reden. Aber ich hoffe das es Ihnen bald wieder besser geht! Sehr bald und sehr viel besser!
Karl Hjalmarsson 2015-02-04T16:02:28-05:00
I post a picture on my potatocat with @gameofkittens but I can't find it on their twitter site. Should it be this way? Im totally a noob on twitter.
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:02:28-05:00
You know, if you drink 32oz of Dragon Drool, it will make you immortal. It just needs to "test" you before granting immortality. The test consists of burning your insides to ash btw.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:12:07-05:00
Sobis the 10-30 and blck licorice. Same mix in 3 different bottles. Load up LZ. Case discount.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-04T16:13:17-05:00
I see the bulk candy, but I don't see anything about trying a piece
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:13:44-05:00
There is a hard candy in a red wrapper that is licorice flavor. It is in the bulk candy section.
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:14:06-05:00
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-04T16:15:18-05:00
Let's see. 10k Twitter followers 16 hours ago, 20K now. It's gonna take some doing to beat 100K before this thing ends.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:15:22-05:00
Potatten - yeap. Great place to visit.
Lauren Moinet Wiersema 2015-02-04T16:15:46-05:00
Waiting for the new updates and waiting for someone awesome to tweet about this amazing game
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:16:55-05:00
LZ - ask a worker about trying a piece of the bulk candy!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-04T16:16:55-05:00
No, they don't
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:17:09-05:00
@Pottatten Thanks
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:17:31-05:00
We have a place like that called Candy Mountain!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:18:10-05:00
LZ - it maybe just at the one here in Frisco. Ask them to see if they will let you try one of the licorice flavor candies.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:18:58-05:00
Did you find the bacon action figure.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-04T16:19:14-05:00
No dice. I'll just buy some
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-04T16:19:49-05:00
Official Villain Announcement : Professor F deep space vibraprobes have discovered a new kitten species living within black holes. Immune to gravity, they feed on dark energy and they look like dark matter, raising the question, what do they look like? They can expand to the size of galaxies, or shrink down to bosons. They can regulate their gravitational effect to planetary bodies as they seem fit. Professor F in his infinite wisdom has found a way to tame these galactic freaks by tying a fluff super nova to a plasma rope. They will be guarding Pron here on after.
They've been dubbed : Galactikken.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:19:52-05:00
Silver Ninjatten - cool cool. What do you like best about it?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:21:13-05:00
LZ - sorry to hear that. At the one here the owner set it up so people can tryanyor all before buying the small or large bulk bag. If you are ever in dallas ft woth I will take you to it.
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:21:28-05:00
LOL? ALL THE CANDY!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:22:02-05:00
Unusual soda flavors?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-04T16:22:08-05:00
Cool cool. I'm pretty sure I could go poor here and still not try everything
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-04T16:23:55-05:00
15K backers to go. No chance we don't make that one at least.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-04T16:24:25-05:00
LZ the hard candy licorice is mild. If you want the strong stuff you need the white bag with red lettering with anise.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-04T16:24:32-05:00
You should all be rejoicing in unison for the Galactikken
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-04T16:25:55-05:00
Less than 80k to take out Purrton!
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:26:03-05:00
I really with I could find Mr. Pibb anywhere near where I live.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-04T16:26:18-05:00
What's up, you crazy kittens? Have we broken Kickstarter yet with our awesomeness?
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:26:48-05:00
They also belong in a new category, named Eterpurrs
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-04T16:28:47-05:00
For new folks, if you need help/suggestions for how to complete stretch goals, take a look at our community site: http://www.kittencorps.com/ And you can also maybe get an idea of what all the craziness here in the comments is about. :)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-04T16:29:54-05:00
Thanks Wolf, I got the bag
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-04T16:29:56-05:00
I'm still claiming the Pizzittens as my minions: You think they're so cute and sweet, but eat too many, and _then_ they explode in your belly. But you don't die, you just have horrendous and very noxious gas.
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-04T16:30:06-05:00
@Chameleon I can't afford that, and the shipping to Canada is even more ridiculous.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-04T16:30:23-05:00
galactic lol @ webcomic..!!! just saw that!!
can I co-write?
@Da Wolf - sounds legit.
PETA is only scary because they're so dumb, once you understand that no one their knows what their actually talking about or support you know there's nothing to be scared of!!!!!
@Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell makes sense
The Creeperv- that would be a good panel for the web comic though.
@Da Wolf - definitely
If I was getting pampered at the spa I would not be thinking of doing an update at all today.
I'd be too busy yelling I'm on a boat, bi@tches!
@DaWolf...why at the spa on a cruise ship? What's up with the spa part. Why would you want to lollagag inside at a spa while on a cruiseship when you can lounge & lollagag on chairs out in the fresh breeze watching the horizon bop...
The Creeper - do you want to email that to LZ?
@Cha!, because you can, because you can...
Cha - pedicure, facial and whole body massage versus a lounge chair?
How does anyone end up on a cruise with wil wheaton ever?
I would be too busy checking out/hitting on all the cute girls if I was on that boat...and hope at least some are single.
@BaKhan... we had that one earlier including mf boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Cha - I would be the spa doing the same thing.
"Hey WIl Wheaton.... you want to go on a cruise?" Is my guess Maike
@potatten - Alright I'll make sure to try that approach next time
Great Mountain - the casino girls don't socialize.
I have to head out- and don't have LZ's e-mial, though i know he mentioned one. I'm sure he'll check in here pretty soon. he's pretty active! I do have Kit-kat's addition to Cheetah Butt, though.
@DaWolf... and LOLing...you forgot LOLing all the ride
Bye @Creeper :)
The Creeper - I will try to remember when I get home.
I have work 5-10:30, gonna have to take a break from the action soon
The Maike - take care and see you later
Last Top20 for today:
2015-02-04 20:55:24 UTC
1. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 1045
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 984
3. BruceP - The Chameleon 982
4. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 838
5. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 800
6. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 645
7. Chris "The Historian" Loth 642
8. Professor F 577
9. Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 551
10. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 503
11. Mike Kabala 447
12. Josh - TC: http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P 428
13. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 382
14. Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 315
15. Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 284
16. John "Collar Stay" Kelly 273
17. Anja "Cha!" Allen 267
18. Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 251
19. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 242
20. "Diamond Dan" Drake 223
Breaking Villainy News : Too too tooroo too
We're interrupting our Young & the Restless binge program to bring you Professor F's address to the puny people of this planetary rock.
"Slaves of earth, as your supreme master, and father, I bring you glorious tidings.
I have carefully deliberated & decided to build my residence on the planet's revolving satellite, you all know as the 'moon'. Henceforth this will be renamed to Pron, spelled Pron. The former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon', is deemed illegal and any reference to it, verbal, written or thought, by any individual will be prosecuted and tazed to death on the spot.
I know you can't withhold your delirious happiness, but you have lots of work to do, so shut your thought up.
Terraforming & hydro system formation are the first steps of this historical move.
Planetary raw material depletion is in order, and all material needed can even be removed from your own property, at all levels, estate or any kind of material possession you might currently have. You won't need it anyway, as you're all part of this galactic construction site.
A 4-way tunnel system will be connected to the moon to facilitate raw material & personnel movements & logistics.
Each and everyone of you will be screened and appointed a position. A member of the Proffi staff will be at your door at 0700 to take to your intake manager and then to medical for screening by our expert Roachen staff. You might be ticklish while they swarm your body, both in & out, but we need to know how many years you can be of service to Me before you die. Natural causes or accidental deaths will not be tolerated. You are only allowed to die by exhaustion or by saving Me from unauthorised assassination attempts.
You will be appointed to a colour coded group for easy functioning. These groups will be announced to you after medical. A tattoo of that colour will be forced upon you on your forehead so Roachen can easily send you back where you belong, should you go astray.
My supercrib must be ready by the end of the year.
Get to work.
Oh my god this is hilarious! Can't throw my money at my screen any harder :D
@Wolf: I was more meaning the other cruise goers. Hopefully some of them would be of legal age...and single...and not crazy. But that might be asking too much.
How does the post pics achievements works ?
@Maike...bye :)
And heeelllooo @Prof F
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Ddid you file the proper request via the proper channels to address me "Cha!"?
So I leave you cruising along at $.2k/hrs. Behave yourself and watch Pron!
Prof needs to be tazed to death on the spot. After saying the old name for Pron was illegal to say/write/think, he used it. Who has the tazers?
Great Mountain - been on a cruise once. The customers tend to be in a very narrow age group range. Feast or famine my fellow kittencorps member.
was it authorised?
And with that I'm heading out & home
ChaChing! :)
@Prof F.: I broke all the broke channels to get to you, so now all you have is this comment section.
Your tazing attempt is unauthorised The Mountain.
FYI, snip quote : ...the former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon'..."
@Prof F...Ich verstehe Sie leider nicht und hab keine Ahnung von was Sie reden. Aber ich hoffe das es Ihnen bald wieder besser geht! Sehr bald und sehr viel besser!
I post a picture on my potatocat with @gameofkittens but I can't find it on their twitter site. Should it be this way? Im totally a noob on twitter.
cool
nicht auf sie wetten Cha
Prof...just after the 4-way tunnel was mentioned. Game, set, tazed. :P
@Karl they will see it on their feed if you posted it to them. You can follow trends if you post something with a #
Let me understand Cheeath Butt Cheetos came from his pron. Therefore Cheetos is the ruler of pron! And being over watched by Cheetah Butt.
thank you @Andre. I learn something new every day
Elan just retweeted a @gameofkittens status :O activityyyyyy!
It's more exciting when he uses our hashtag
@Karl - you will learn so much new every day raeafing these comments. Do you want to be a hitten, vitten or neutral member of kittencorps.com?
At Rocket Fizz now. So exciting!
Vit-ten! Vit-ten!
@Great Mountain gaddamit
LZ - did you find the bacon section? Squirrel underpants? What? We wanna know!
I foubd Dragon Drool
And Dinosaur Dung
Cool cool
Ooh! The dragon drool is the licorice flavor
Do they have the bulk candy where you can try a piece to see if you like it?
Or -a- licorice flavor. I found the Rocket Fizz brand black licorice
You know, if you drink 32oz of Dragon Drool, it will make you immortal. It just needs to "test" you before granting immortality. The test consists of burning your insides to ash btw.
Sobis the 10-30 and blck licorice. Same mix in 3 different bottles. Load up LZ. Case discount.
I see the bulk candy, but I don't see anything about trying a piece
There is a hard candy in a red wrapper that is licorice flavor. It is in the bulk candy section.
lol what exactly is Rocket Fizz?
http://www.rocketfizz.com/
LZ - ask the owner or sork. Do they have little red cans hanging with trash wrappers in them?
Well, Rocket Fizz is when the engines fail to ignite during the launch sequence. :P
http://www.newsweek.com/how-card-game-about-exploding-kittens-broke-kickstarter-record-303771
Let's see. 10k Twitter followers 16 hours ago, 20K now. It's gonna take some doing to beat 100K before this thing ends.
Potatten - yeap. Great place to visit.
Waiting for the new updates and waiting for someone awesome to tweet about this amazing game
LZ - ask a worker about trying a piece of the bulk candy!
No, they don't
@Pottatten Thanks
We have a place like that called Candy Mountain!
LZ - it maybe just at the one here in Frisco. Ask them to see if they will let you try one of the licorice flavor candies.
Did you find the bacon action figure.
No dice. I'll just buy some
Official Villain Announcement : Professor F deep space vibraprobes have discovered a new kitten species living within black holes. Immune to gravity, they feed on dark energy and they look like dark matter, raising the question, what do they look like? They can expand to the size of galaxies, or shrink down to bosons. They can regulate their gravitational effect to planetary bodies as they seem fit. Professor F in his infinite wisdom has found a way to tame these galactic freaks by tying a fluff super nova to a plasma rope. They will be guarding Pron here on after.
They've been dubbed : Galactikken.
Silver Ninjatten - cool cool. What do you like best about it?
LZ - sorry to hear that. At the one here the owner set it up so people can tryanyor all before buying the small or large bulk bag. If you are ever in dallas ft woth I will take you to it.
LOL? ALL THE CANDY!
Unusual soda flavors?
Cool cool. I'm pretty sure I could go poor here and still not try everything
15K backers to go. No chance we don't make that one at least.
LZ the hard candy licorice is mild. If you want the strong stuff you need the white bag with red lettering with anise.
You should all be rejoicing in unison for the Galactikken
Less than 80k to take out Purrton!
I really with I could find Mr. Pibb anywhere near where I live.
What's up, you crazy kittens? Have we broken Kickstarter yet with our awesomeness?
not quite, but we are working on it.
@Ninjatten,
It's closer than you think. ;)
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss…
They also belong in a new category, named Eterpurrs
For new folks, if you need help/suggestions for how to complete stretch goals, take a look at our community site: http://www.kittencorps.com/ And you can also maybe get an idea of what all the craziness here in the comments is about. :)
Thanks Wolf, I got the bag
I'm still claiming the Pizzittens as my minions: You think they're so cute and sweet, but eat too many, and _then_ they explode in your belly. But you don't die, you just have horrendous and very noxious gas.
@Chameleon I can't afford that, and the shipping to Canada is even more ridiculous.
galactic lol @ webcomic..!!! just saw that!!
can I co-write?