@The Mountain, what about that neighbouring ridge to the North?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:07:16-05:00
Shittens will have to go through extensive screening before being any use
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 2015-02-05T17:07:40-05:00
@Da Wolf - I saw a news segment on that. They said you had to be super healthy. Only 4% of poop qualified.
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-05T17:07:51-05:00
@David, you never know! We're halfway through, we haven't even hit that last minute rush on pledges and we're already nearly halfway through $5M. There's still time. I figure we average about 6K$/hour at our current rate, and that's not taking into account the last minute frenzy rates that might occur.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:07:55-05:00
@Geist, apporved
Derek Toro 2015-02-05T17:07:58-05:00
They are working on new achievements to replace the old ones, stay tuned...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:08:10-05:00
I don't need friends, I have slaves
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-05T17:08:29-05:00
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-05T17:09:57-05:00
Unfortunately, you have to live near the poop bank in order to sell your brown butt-cheese
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:10:04-05:00
Poop now to save the world
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-05T17:10:19-05:00
Suggested new achievement: 10 new poop donors accepted!
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-05T17:10:23-05:00
My sister had a cat that I used to call Shittens the Kitten. on account of the fact that he pooped in our clothes basket one time and he was effectively the dirties cat I ever knew. You'd pet him and dust would fly off from his recent dust baths.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:10:25-05:00
and you have to be uberhealthy too
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-05T17:10:28-05:00
Butt-cheese=LOL!
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-05T17:10:49-05:00
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, etc) and include "#update9" in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself (not photoshopped).
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 2015-02-05T17:12:06-05:00
I tell you what...I'll have White Castle for dinner so I will be able to pay for everyone's KS.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-05T17:12:16-05:00
@Jackson - was the cats nickname Poopcthulhu?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:12:16-05:00
@geist, yes, and it was watery good
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-02-05T17:13:38-05:00
im out for a bit people. Stay Classy
Mike Kabala 2015-02-05T17:14:06-05:00
"Stay" classy????
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-05T17:14:19-05:00
@Da Wolf No, we just called him Shittens, Mr. Wonderful, M Wonderful, or Count No-Count. His actual name was Sylvester. Poor cat just died not too long ago. Made it to 16, which was not bad for a cat that lived entirely outdoors. Sweet cat, to us, but too wild to live indoors. He was more than a little feral, but sweet to us, like I said.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:14:36-05:00
Pron update : Global population enslavement at 65%. A batch or Roachen have unearthed about a million deserters hiding in the sewers
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-05T17:15:34-05:00
Night Idle/Wild
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:15:45-05:00
Later, Ninjatten
Epicderpguy 2015-02-05T17:16:17-05:00
Derr da der
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-05T17:17:15-05:00
Time for me to go home. I'll be on later to harass Pr.F's Roachens into revolt. (Even though they are already revolting)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-05T17:18:35-05:00
Ok, I really need to pull myself away from the comments so I can finish story boarding #2
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:18:59-05:00
Later, Geist
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:19:13-05:00
@Lord Z,
Yes, we all want to see what's next. :)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:19:19-05:00
@Geist. You're welcome to try
Mike Kabala 2015-02-05T17:21:52-05:00
The surest way to get anything on the website is to email cheetahbutt@kittencorps.com. So far, I haven't gotten much in the way of updates. I'm still looking for more Bio's
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-05T17:22:13-05:00
@Prof F, what's this about world domination?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-05T17:23:00-05:00
@Cheetah Butt, thanks for the email addy, I'll use it as I see new content in the stream (when I can actually get into the stream).
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-05T17:23:02-05:00
@Cheetah - yeah, we've been focused much more on the new achievements.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:23:39-05:00
@The Historian, it's global enslavement to build my Pron Crib
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:26:08-05:00
Cham & Speese for everybody
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:26:51-05:00
But I wanted Spam and Wheeze!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:27:32-05:00
I'll order my Roachen to prepare you a plate
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:29:32-05:00
Cam & Sneeze
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:31:01-05:00
Cat & Peas
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-05T17:32:17-05:00
Shut-uppy = Shut-in (eg hermit or hoarder) puppy.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:34:08-05:00
LZ, care to expand the description?
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:34:30-05:00
@Lord Z,
There we go. I was wondering if we ever had that worked out.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-05T17:36:06-05:00
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-05T17:37:19-05:00
Depending on which version of shut-uppy you are dealing with, they are either extraordinarily wise beings who lead a life of simplicity, helping where they can, yet ensuring there is balance in all things under their control, or they are creatures who struggle daily not to be swallowed by the mountain of stuff they have accumulated over the years. Neither variety leaves their home unless absolutely necessary; and when they do, it is for as little time as possible. They are only away for exactly as long as it takes to achieve the task that took them away from their home.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-05T17:37:59-05:00
What class. As much class as school on Sunday.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:38:20-05:00
@The Historian, I think you should give up on your nickname
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-05T17:39:04-05:00
nitten
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:39:12-05:00
@The Historian
-----
Breaking Villainy News : Too too tooroo too We're interrupting our Young & the Restless binge program to bring you Professor F's address to the puny people of this planetary rock. "Slaves of earth, as your supreme master, and father, I bring you glorious tidings. I have carefully deliberated & decided to build my residence on the planet's revolving satellite, you all know as the 'moon'. Henceforth this will be renamed to Pron, spelled Pron. The former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon', is deemed illegal and any reference to it, verbal, written or thought, by any individual will be prosecuted and tazed to death on the spot. I know you can't withhold your delirious happiness, but you have lots of work to do, so shut your thought up. Terraforming & hydro system formation are the first steps of this historical move. Planetary raw material depletion is in order, and all material needed can even be removed from your own property, at all levels, estate or any kind of material possession you might currently have. You won't need it anyway, as you're all part of this galactic construction site. A 4-way tunnel system will be connected to the moon to facilitate raw material & personnel movements & logistics. Each and everyone of you will be screened and appointed a position. A member of the Proffi staff will be at your door at 0700 to take to your intake manager and then to medical for screening by our expert Roachen staff. You might be ticklish while they swarm your body, both in & out, but we need to know how many years you can be of service to Me before you die. Natural causes or accidental deaths will not be tolerated. You are only allowed to die by exhaustion or by saving Me from unauthorised assassination attempts. You will be appointed to a colour coded group for easy functioning. These groups will be announced to you after medical. A tattoo of that colour will be forced upon you on your forehead so Roachen can easily send you back where you belong, should you go astray. My supercrib must be ready by the end of the year. Get to work.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-05T17:39:55-05:00
I tweeted 10 people with cat ears.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:41:09-05:00
@LZ, excellent work my fiendish conspirator
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-05T17:41:21-05:00
@Prof F, lets just say that surfing the time stream can be a bit disorienting at times. (plus I do have a job to get done, no job, no money. No money, no exploding kittens. No Exploding Kittens, very sad historian.)
Prof needs to be tazed to death...multiple times....for repeating the same word that got him tazed to death last time. :P
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-05T17:42:29-05:00
All - idea for a t-shirt. "I backed the Exploding Kittens KS and all I got was a lousy regular box." I don't want that and I am sure you also don't want that. So go and twitter the crazy picturs to everywhere you need too. Hehehehe
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:42:45-05:00
@Marie C,
Were they all in the same photo, and did you include "#update9" IN the photo (not photoshopped)? :)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:42:59-05:00
I preferred being true to history instead of yet again altering the timestream to an already dazed & confused historian
you'll be shot for your insolence oh little hill
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-05T17:43:10-05:00
You meant little rock, mountains are rocks not dirt.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:44:17-05:00
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, etc) and include "#update9" in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself (not photoshopped).
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
Villainy State of Intent : I'll shave every cat & kitten that crosses my path and tattoo : #update9 on them and selfie the crap out of them
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:46:31-05:00
hill |hɪl| noun
a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain.
• a sloping stretch of road: they were climbing a steep hill in low gear.
• a heap or mound of something: a hill of sliding shingle.
verb [ with obj. ]
form (something) into a heap.
• bank up (a plant) with soil. if frost threatens our new plants, we hill them up.
BOOM
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-05T17:47:02-05:00
Historical Ret-Con: I pointed out to the Zandalari High Council that Earth's Moon would be an excellent vacation spot back in 1964 (earth calendar). They agreed and by 1975 it was the most popular destination spa of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. Though they are friendly to humans, any attempts to take over the moon by force would met with extreme resistance (think face -melting and such).
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:47:35-05:00
@The Historian
You all work for me now, for free, and you like it
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-05T17:47:39-05:00
@Marie C, great work!
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-05T17:48:45-05:00
@BruceP, yeah a bunch of coworkers in a conference room with #Update9 written on the whiteboard. I rigged up some paper cat ears on coffee stirring sticks that they held over their heads, but I think it counts.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:49:30-05:00
@The Historian, that was in a separate timestream, which has strayed beyond your control anyway. My Galaktikken have cleared all the sh*t you mention, can't be bothered to cross reference between timestreams anyway. kbye
@Prof: I work for noone(except the people who are actually paying my wages right now..).
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-05T17:50:31-05:00
@marie- Impressive!! Waiting for it to show up on twitter. :)
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:50:59-05:00
@MarieC,
Excellent! :) I hope they accept it. No we need 50 and 100...
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-05T17:51:19-05:00
@Melissa My Twitter privacy settings are particular, so I'm not sure you'll see it, but @GameofKittens should.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-05T17:51:25-05:00
Now we*
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-05T17:51:33-05:00
You're just a hilltop anyway. You have no hands or legs, or any sentient qualities for that matter. They only thing of use is the iron ore and other precious metals in your underbelly which my slaves will gut out of you soon.
not to worry The Mountain. My brain turn against Me, it's overlord
Collar stay - say no to the stool. You can make good money selling your poop. I posted a link about a week ago with the details.
Oh, the new achievement is 50,000 Twitter followers, but we haven't reached it yet @Collar Stay.
Will poop for $$$
Da Wolf, repost ot it didn;t happen
@BaKhan, Thanks
All backers - we have a better chance of meeting all achievements if you sign up for the ThunderClap at:
https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
@Silver - http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/29/you-can-earn-13000-a-year-selling-your-poop/
Cam & Sneeze
@LZ: I don't have a life because I'm already dead
@Collar Stay I know I read it the other day and thought it was funny.
Well we prob will not make achievements now... I really don't think we are going to make it to 10m so yah....
@Collar Stay thanks
Hey! me too!
I don't have a life because my friends work stupid hours compared to me.
Link to where you can get $40 for a poop a day. A single poop can pay for a NSFW deck! Think about it!
http://www.boston.com/health/2014/10/15/poop-bank-massachusetts-will-pay-you-per-dump/FMMhBXMKyFNTRXKoThmnpM/story.html
Shittens ARE useful.
@The Mountain, what about that neighbouring ridge to the North?
Shittens will have to go through extensive screening before being any use
@Da Wolf - I saw a news segment on that. They said you had to be super healthy. Only 4% of poop qualified.
@David, you never know! We're halfway through, we haven't even hit that last minute rush on pledges and we're already nearly halfway through $5M. There's still time. I figure we average about 6K$/hour at our current rate, and that's not taking into account the last minute frenzy rates that might occur.
@Geist, apporved
They are working on new achievements to replace the old ones, stay tuned...
I don't need friends, I have slaves
Poop to back this KS. Details at the link:
http://www.boston.com/health/2014/10/15/poop-bank-massachusetts-will-pay-you-per-dump/FMMhBXMKyFNTRXKoThmnpM/story.html
Shitten: http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/208414/file-251713566-jpg/images/the-shark-cat.jpg
I will double my pledge at 150k backers! Let's go people, get your friends, get your co-workers. Let's get this done! :)
Collar Stay - you do not know until you try. One poop can pay for this KS
Pron Update : The first rings have been placed.
Unfortunate shark genes.
Unfortunately, you have to live near the poop bank in order to sell your brown butt-cheese
Poop now to save the world
Suggested new achievement: 10 new poop donors accepted!
My sister had a cat that I used to call Shittens the Kitten. on account of the fact that he pooped in our clothes basket one time and he was effectively the dirties cat I ever knew. You'd pet him and dust would fly off from his recent dust baths.
and you have to be uberhealthy too
Butt-cheese=LOL!
Did you know that Bill Gates drank poop?
@LZ that explains the 4%.
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, etc) and include "#update9" in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself (not photoshopped).
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
I tell you what...I'll have White Castle for dinner so I will be able to pay for everyone's KS.
@Jackson - was the cats nickname Poopcthulhu?
@geist, yes, and it was watery good
im out for a bit people. Stay Classy
"Stay" classy????
@Da Wolf No, we just called him Shittens, Mr. Wonderful, M Wonderful, or Count No-Count. His actual name was Sylvester. Poor cat just died not too long ago. Made it to 16, which was not bad for a cat that lived entirely outdoors. Sweet cat, to us, but too wild to live indoors. He was more than a little feral, but sweet to us, like I said.
Pron update : Global population enslavement at 65%. A batch or Roachen have unearthed about a million deserters hiding in the sewers
Signing out for some sleepsleep.
Later, Idle/Wild
Night Idle/Wild
Later, Ninjatten
Derr da der
Time for me to go home. I'll be on later to harass Pr.F's Roachens into revolt. (Even though they are already revolting)
Ok, I really need to pull myself away from the comments so I can finish story boarding #2
Later, Geist
@Lord Z,
Yes, we all want to see what's next. :)
@Geist. You're welcome to try
The surest way to get anything on the website is to email cheetahbutt@kittencorps.com. So far, I haven't gotten much in the way of updates. I'm still looking for more Bio's
@Prof F, what's this about world domination?
@Cheetah Butt, thanks for the email addy, I'll use it as I see new content in the stream (when I can actually get into the stream).
@Cheetah - yeah, we've been focused much more on the new achievements.
@The Historian, it's global enslavement to build my Pron Crib
Cham & Speese for everybody
But I wanted Spam and Wheeze!
I'll order my Roachen to prepare you a plate
Cam & Sneeze
Cat & Peas
Shut-uppy = Shut-in (eg hermit or hoarder) puppy.
LZ, care to expand the description?
@Lord Z,
There we go. I was wondering if we ever had that worked out.
@Prof F, what the heck is a Pron Crib?
#turnedbackonfeedandnowconfused #hashtagsbecausehashtags
Depending on which version of shut-uppy you are dealing with, they are either extraordinarily wise beings who lead a life of simplicity, helping where they can, yet ensuring there is balance in all things under their control, or they are creatures who struggle daily not to be swallowed by the mountain of stuff they have accumulated over the years. Neither variety leaves their home unless absolutely necessary; and when they do, it is for as little time as possible. They are only away for exactly as long as it takes to achieve the task that took them away from their home.
What class. As much class as school on Sunday.
@The Historian, I think you should give up on your nickname
nitten
@The Historian
-----
Breaking Villainy News : Too too tooroo too We're interrupting our Young & the Restless binge program to bring you Professor F's address to the puny people of this planetary rock. "Slaves of earth, as your supreme master, and father, I bring you glorious tidings. I have carefully deliberated & decided to build my residence on the planet's revolving satellite, you all know as the 'moon'. Henceforth this will be renamed to Pron, spelled Pron. The former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon', is deemed illegal and any reference to it, verbal, written or thought, by any individual will be prosecuted and tazed to death on the spot. I know you can't withhold your delirious happiness, but you have lots of work to do, so shut your thought up. Terraforming & hydro system formation are the first steps of this historical move. Planetary raw material depletion is in order, and all material needed can even be removed from your own property, at all levels, estate or any kind of material possession you might currently have. You won't need it anyway, as you're all part of this galactic construction site. A 4-way tunnel system will be connected to the moon to facilitate raw material & personnel movements & logistics. Each and everyone of you will be screened and appointed a position. A member of the Proffi staff will be at your door at 0700 to take to your intake manager and then to medical for screening by our expert Roachen staff. You might be ticklish while they swarm your body, both in & out, but we need to know how many years you can be of service to Me before you die. Natural causes or accidental deaths will not be tolerated. You are only allowed to die by exhaustion or by saving Me from unauthorised assassination attempts. You will be appointed to a colour coded group for easy functioning. These groups will be announced to you after medical. A tattoo of that colour will be forced upon you on your forehead so Roachen can easily send you back where you belong, should you go astray. My supercrib must be ready by the end of the year. Get to work.
I tweeted 10 people with cat ears.
@LZ, excellent work my fiendish conspirator
@Prof F, lets just say that surfing the time stream can be a bit disorienting at times. (plus I do have a job to get done, no job, no money. No money, no exploding kittens. No Exploding Kittens, very sad historian.)
Prof needs to be tazed to death...multiple times....for repeating the same word that got him tazed to death last time. :P
All - idea for a t-shirt. "I backed the Exploding Kittens KS and all I got was a lousy regular box." I don't want that and I am sure you also don't want that. So go and twitter the crazy picturs to everywhere you need too. Hehehehe
@Marie C,
Were they all in the same photo, and did you include "#update9" IN the photo (not photoshopped)? :)
I preferred being true to history instead of yet again altering the timestream to an already dazed & confused historian
you'll be shot for your insolence oh little hill
MarieC - excellent. Great job!
You meant little rock, mountains are rocks not dirt.
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, etc) and include "#update9" in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself (not photoshopped).
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
Since the celebrities don't want our love, let's give it to Sarah Donner https://twitter.com/sarahdonner She did "The Motherfucking Pterodactyl" song http://theoatmeal.com/pterodactyl_video
Villainy State of Intent : I'll shave every cat & kitten that crosses my path and tattoo : #update9 on them and selfie the crap out of them
hill |hɪl| noun
a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain.
• a sloping stretch of road: they were climbing a steep hill in low gear.
• a heap or mound of something: a hill of sliding shingle.
verb [ with obj. ]
form (something) into a heap.
• bank up (a plant) with soil. if frost threatens our new plants, we hill them up.
BOOM
Historical Ret-Con: I pointed out to the Zandalari High Council that Earth's Moon would be an excellent vacation spot back in 1964 (earth calendar). They agreed and by 1975 it was the most popular destination spa of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. Though they are friendly to humans, any attempts to take over the moon by force would met with extreme resistance (think face -melting and such).
@The Historian
You all work for me now, for free, and you like it
@Marie C, great work!
@BruceP, yeah a bunch of coworkers in a conference room with #Update9 written on the whiteboard. I rigged up some paper cat ears on coffee stirring sticks that they held over their heads, but I think it counts.
@The Historian, that was in a separate timestream, which has strayed beyond your control anyway. My Galaktikken have cleared all the sh*t you mention, can't be bothered to cross reference between timestreams anyway. kbye
@Prof: I work for noone(except the people who are actually paying my wages right now..).
@marie- Impressive!! Waiting for it to show up on twitter. :)
@MarieC,
Excellent! :) I hope they accept it. No we need 50 and 100...
@Melissa My Twitter privacy settings are particular, so I'm not sure you'll see it, but @GameofKittens should.
Now we*
You're just a hilltop anyway. You have no hands or legs, or any sentient qualities for that matter. They only thing of use is the iron ore and other precious metals in your underbelly which my slaves will gut out of you soon.
I still hope they will accept a collage of the backers with cat ears on...