Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-08T13:30:54-05:00
Great list GC. Now I know who is the chattiest on here. :-P
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T13:30:56-05:00
Whoa, my internet goes down for one hour and the comments section goes straight to the pooper! Literally!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:31:32-05:00
How's half & half Idle/Wild?
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-08T13:31:53-05:00
Yeah! Success ... I've got my nongenesitten lined up correctly. Now new and updated comments and Top100 lists every half hour!
Well done, Nongenesitten! Have a snack on thos potatten.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T13:32:08-05:00
So how many achievements do we have left until 30?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:32:20-05:00
Chattiest cat around is the slithering lizard gecko dude
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-08T13:37:47-05:00
What's in the baggy Pr.F? Illegal catnip?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:38:19-05:00
Villainy Update : Professor F has created a steampunk contraption to facilitate the enema procedures without removing clothing off the receiving party. You're welcome.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-08T13:38:29-05:00
baggy was for the disposal of the enema shite, but now with my contraption, all excrements will remain in your clothing, so need to go to the loo, nor the baggy to dispose said shite
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:40:01-05:00
I'm going to kill all Muppittens in 4 seconds flat
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:40:34-05:00
you can supress your partying since they are already dead & cold
Even you could stop the progress of [time], it is it's own entity. Careful you don't make an enemy of [Time]....
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:42:48-05:00
You seem to forget that I am a Time Bandit and the only Villain that actually challenges the Shitstorian.
Epicderpguy 2015-02-08T13:45:33-05:00
@Prof.F if you can alter time then why don't you just make it so that the villains always win that would cripple the Heros because there would be no Heros if villains ruled because they would be the hero.
[Time] is separate from both you and The Historian, it exists beyond both of you and will continue existing without you... A river that flows despite all. Only [Space] is a match, but chooses to co-exist.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:46:17-05:00
Time is simply a dimension, and can manipulated as I see fit.
dns12999 2015-02-08T13:46:42-05:00
@Miss Puss We should have the Weaponized Backhair and YouTube songs about Exploding kittens too. I also thought we should have the Magical Enchiladas and Goat Selfies but I'm not positive
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:46:58-05:00
@Epic Sperm Whale, check about 12000 comments ago (twelve thousand)
Keep thinking that... it's the dimension in which we progress. Simple because it doesn't exude consciousness does not mean it isn't sentient.
Epicderpguy 2015-02-08T13:48:10-05:00
Will do. Guys hold my fin I'm going in!
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-08T13:48:26-05:00
If I could time in a bottle
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every until eternity passes away
Just to spend it with you!
dns12999 2015-02-08T13:49:09-05:00
Also new folks(and folks who've been around a while) Please like the fb page and follow on twitter if you have them! You too lurkers who haven't backed!
I've been known to dabble, one cannot walk the darkest path of science with out stepping on the path of the Philottens... They were more of an accident that anything else...
Makes me wonder how the Prof got acquainted with the philote world... My guess is he's a tree.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T13:54:53-05:00
All this talk about time manipulation. Apparently, no one here has ever watched the "Stein's Gate" anime that deals with timelines and CERN's control of said timelines.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T13:55:30-05:00
If you had watched, you'd know it's not a game!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T13:57:15-05:00
unless there is boson sex, I ain't biting
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T13:57:23-05:00
Warning: For some it could be a tear jerker anime.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-08T13:58:34-05:00
Watch any British naval film for Bo'son sex ...
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-08T13:59:04-05:00
or is that bo'sun ...?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-08T13:59:59-05:00
Yep, Bo'sun ... which also implies lots of sex, due to there being a bo'sun's mate ...
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T14:01:37-05:00
Well, I bring up Stein's Gate because recent particle physics has just released a paper saying that even at the quantum level the mathematics only allow quantum particles to traverse time in a backwards manner only 50% of the time, and that 50% isn't predictable in anyway.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T14:02:24-05:00
I ain't following, I am receiving updates from the Tubular Construction Site Control
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T14:02:32-05:00
And initially in Stein's Gate only text messages can travel back in time because their particles are small enough to fit through the produced wormhole.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-08T14:03:20-05:00
You get updates from a poop tube?
Gareth Evans 2015-02-08T14:03:42-05:00
I think that the project is definitely going to reach 5th most funded project and I think that it might reach 4th most funded.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-08T14:04:30-05:00
@Catzalcoatal, you'll soon know what I am talking about.
StevePhy is totally "Jelitten"! 2015-02-08T14:18:02-05:00
So a couple of things. It sounds like there should be some Achievements unlocked, but it doesn't look like it, am I missing something? The other is, if it hasn't been mentioned, these would be great gifts for friends, family, co-workers, etc. Pump up the Pledge!
I think they're counting things out and will update the story board shortly enough. They certainly acknowledge the Batman one, and we hit 50K. everything else we'll be notified about.
Alas, only neutral. Which means part-villainpart-villain, part-hero, part couch potato :) This photo proves I'm all that, good and bad, waiting and laughing at the world as I spread the power of salmonella and sweet pottatens.
Bon appetit!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-08T14:28:05-05:00
It also appears that they have acknowledged completion of the tacocat challenge
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-08T14:28:40-05:00
Then we just need more enchiladas and goats.... I just reread my sentence and for those that don't know what's going on this must be a fantastic read...
Tamara "Miss Puss" 2015-02-08T14:32:26-05:00
seems like i need to plan a trip to the store as well for enchiladas! :P
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-08T14:32:27-05:00
Yes. I'm surprised enchiladas are taking so long. That's an easy one
Thanks but skip the milk.
batman pic got accepted :D
oops, sorry, "The Lightning Bug" -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080940/…
Great list GC. Now I know who is the chattiest on here. :-P
Whoa, my internet goes down for one hour and the comments section goes straight to the pooper! Literally!
How's half & half Idle/Wild?
Yeah! Success ... I've got my nongenesitten lined up correctly. Now new and updated comments and Top100 lists every half hour!
Well done, Nongenesitten! Have a snack on thos potatten.
So how many achievements do we have left until 30?
Chattiest cat around is the slithering lizard gecko dude
@GC: Just make sure they only go after the baked ones....
@catz: not quite sure, we need a tally frok EK to be sure!
I'll take an espresso enema, no foam
Well, we have backhair, twitter 50k and batman down. How are the goat and taco cats coming along?
Espresso enemas are the best. Three sugars please.
@Horror Junky
Where that espresso is going, you can create your own foam. If you know what I mean! Wakka wakka!
Grab your baggy Idle?Wild and head to teh privates
Ooooooh, someone should create a character around Muppets and muppet kittens.
they sounds fluffy and have no place in the KittenCoprs... oh wait
If only I could understand your kinky lingo.
Muptens.... the muppet kittens shall be made!
What's in the baggy Pr.F? Illegal catnip?
Villainy Update : Professor F has created a steampunk contraption to facilitate the enema procedures without removing clothing off the receiving party. You're welcome.
puppittens? Muppittens
Muppittens indeed.
baggy was for the disposal of the enema shite, but now with my contraption, all excrements will remain in your clothing, so need to go to the loo, nor the baggy to dispose said shite
I'm going to kill all Muppittens in 4 seconds flat
you can supress your partying since they are already dead & cold
tweet: Exploding Kittens @gameofkittens 5 mins5 minutes ago
Batmans...
Tacocats...
50,000+ followers...
It's coming.
You can't kill what is, yet isn't but shall be.... I'll just keep turning them out...
All streches have been retracted 32 minutes ago as per Elan's tweet. Which planet are you living on?
Now I want a taco
And not the pink variety
Even you could stop the progress of [time], it is it's own entity. Careful you don't make an enemy of [Time]....
You seem to forget that I am a Time Bandit and the only Villain that actually challenges the Shitstorian.
@Prof.F if you can alter time then why don't you just make it so that the villains always win that would cripple the Heros because there would be no Heros if villains ruled because they would be the hero.
[Time] is separate from both you and The Historian, it exists beyond both of you and will continue existing without you... A river that flows despite all. Only [Space] is a match, but chooses to co-exist.
Time is simply a dimension, and can manipulated as I see fit.
@Miss Puss We should have the Weaponized Backhair and YouTube songs about Exploding kittens too. I also thought we should have the Magical Enchiladas and Goat Selfies but I'm not positive
@Epic Sperm Whale, check about 12000 comments ago (twelve thousand)
@dns12999: we'll have to await the jury!
Keep thinking that... it's the dimension in which we progress. Simple because it doesn't exude consciousness does not mean it isn't sentient.
Will do. Guys hold my fin I'm going in!
If I could time in a bottle
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every until eternity passes away
Just to spend it with you!
Also new folks(and folks who've been around a while) Please like the fb page and follow on twitter if you have them! You too lurkers who haven't backed!
https://www.facebook.com/explodingkittens
https://twitter.com/gameofkittens
And ther is my proof that I have a bad case of the olds
@Potatten, are you sure you ain't Philotitten?
I've been known to dabble, one cannot walk the darkest path of science with out stepping on the path of the Philottens... They were more of an accident that anything else...
Makes me wonder how the Prof got acquainted with the philote world... My guess is he's a tree.
All this talk about time manipulation. Apparently, no one here has ever watched the "Stein's Gate" anime that deals with timelines and CERN's control of said timelines.
If you had watched, you'd know it's not a game!
unless there is boson sex, I ain't biting
Warning: For some it could be a tear jerker anime.
Except it also IS a game: http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/197343-final-fantasy-viii/faqs/34215 (It's a little heavy but a good GENERAL outline of static time versus dynamic time)
Watch any British naval film for Bo'son sex ...
or is that bo'sun ...?
Yep, Bo'sun ... which also implies lots of sex, due to there being a bo'sun's mate ...
Well, I bring up Stein's Gate because recent particle physics has just released a paper saying that even at the quantum level the mathematics only allow quantum particles to traverse time in a backwards manner only 50% of the time, and that 50% isn't predictable in anyway.
I ain't following, I am receiving updates from the Tubular Construction Site Control
And initially in Stein's Gate only text messages can travel back in time because their particles are small enough to fit through the produced wormhole.
You get updates from a poop tube?
I think that the project is definitely going to reach 5th most funded project and I think that it might reach 4th most funded.
@Catzalcoatal, you'll soon know what I am talking about.
@Catz: He talks to his poop tube often... I don't get it.
@Prof F.
If it involves the downtown underground brown I'm not interested. :)
@Potatten, your perpetuation of untruths will not be tolerated
He tries to gain control over it. Too many enema tests gone wrong.
Hmmm.....Downtown Underground Brown sounds like a band name!
Maybe that's there DUB step comes from. The brown note.
You kitty puppies need to be punished
with some Cham & Speese
and link
link
Sweet potattens and salmonella for everyone!
Not you, Prof.
Can't decide why you excluded me from the offering, but I remembered that I don't care
Mmm... love me some sweet potattens...
Because you're already full of spam & speese, and it's good you've forgotten that. My plan in dumbefying you even further is working.
You're welcome, noble half-foe, tonight as we wait for the update we call a truce and feast.
kbye
Feast! I'll bring fixin's!
So a couple of things. It sounds like there should be some Achievements unlocked, but it doesn't look like it, am I missing something? The other is, if it hasn't been mentioned, these would be great gifts for friends, family, co-workers, etc. Pump up the Pledge!
EK just tweeted there will be some news soon!
Mmmmm spam and cheese....
I think they're counting things out and will update the story board shortly enough. They certainly acknowledge the Batman one, and we hit 50K. everything else we'll be notified about.
Yup yup Tamara.... soon...
Thanks for the info.
Here you go.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/oFiMaYq6i6kAUurPVcwp9PMXJIMzRHuRQZcnBl6xR34cFCwlI_YPk_RSxDomFrZSnDUESlA4bY8=w1912-h638
The salmonella is on the bottom rack.
Lets all not forget that "soon" in EK time can be more than a day.
mmm... you make me hungry... You're the perfect villain!
Alas, only neutral. Which means part-villainpart-villain, part-hero, part couch potato :) This photo proves I'm all that, good and bad, waiting and laughing at the world as I spread the power of salmonella and sweet pottatens.
Bon appetit!
It also appears that they have acknowledged completion of the tacocat challenge
So, you're like Typhoid Mary?
We should be close to back hair at this point too.
And now the temporary link has expired, and that was my evil thing of the day.
I think back hair should be done. I know I've seen five that fit all the rules
and the songs too, right?
I didn't set crazy face to expire... It's just going to sit down there for people to find...
Yyyeah... My food is better though. And the salmonella is edible and good for you. After it's cooked of course.
Then we just need more enchiladas and goats.... I just reread my sentence and for those that don't know what's going on this must be a fantastic read...
seems like i need to plan a trip to the store as well for enchiladas! :P
Yes. I'm surprised enchiladas are taking so long. That's an easy one
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B54J0YNSYWe0aVB6dk1UNEIySnc/edit…
Here you go. This time it stays, I promise. Maybe.