Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:35:58-05:00
Actually, just paced it off, it's more like 35 and 25 feet. (10.6 and 7.6m for you metrics)
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:36:07-05:00
Creeper, :-( That sounds miserable.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:37:08-05:00
Oh, and those commutes? There's a "rest area" in between.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:37:38-05:00
si c'est un truc, c'est pas un croque monsieur, c'est un crot monsieru if you catch my drift
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:37:55-05:00
It was so warm in Charlotte this morning I actually had to take my jacket OFF at the bus stop in order to keep cool ... in February!
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:38:00-05:00
*will not ask what the rest area entails*
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T12:38:02-05:00
Hrmph.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:38:18-05:00
Did F say "Crotch monster"? LOL
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:38:19-05:00
Prof F, non je ne comprends pas de tout. Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:39:11-05:00
Prof F, je peux fair comme ca toute la journee.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-09T12:39:17-05:00
Happy Monday, crazy people. I'm a busy leezard lately, so don't have time to spend in here. :( Did I miss anything interesting?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:39:19-05:00
crot = shit so a crot monsieur entails french fried toast with shit of the highest order instead of egg
bon appetit
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:39:21-05:00
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:39:38-05:00
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:40:21-05:00
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
So yes, he said crotch monster. What else would be the polite and kosher way of saying shit demon?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:41:04-05:00
Prof F, that's not a thing I've ever heard and it's not showing up in my translation dictionary. Maybe you have it wrong? Or maybe you're just way more street smart than I am.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:41:26-05:00
Hello Bruce P. We have a new food of the Kitten Corps (vodka) and new animal (platypus)
@Geist,
Vodka is food? Platypus is kitten? What is this world coming to?!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T12:42:31-05:00
Hi Chameleon, Hi Great Mountain! I'm busy baking, but checking in from time to time as well.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:42:47-05:00
So are you teaching your trainee how to handle tectonic movements?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:43:21-05:00
Prof F, it's not that it isn't possible. I don't really know very many curse words, but I'm skeptical due to your evil nature and the lack of substantiating evidence.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:43:30-05:00
@BruceP: Potato vodka is. And we have gotten rid of the letter Z.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-09T12:44:11-05:00
Hello good people. :)
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-09T12:44:19-05:00
@Geist,
But what about Pi**a? Think of the Pi**a!
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T12:44:22-05:00
See Bruce, our spirit animal shouldn't be kittens, that's what we'd WANT them to think. It's gotta be, like, anti-kitten
Tectonic movements that ensure people can support themselves, yes.
I get to take care of all the special projects I have piling up once he is trained.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:44:41-05:00
No! The z stays!
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:44:44-05:00
Tchotchke, so like a bag and a river?
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T12:45:19-05:00
@Catness
Yeah, but with like 90% less jail time.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-09T12:45:43-05:00
@Lord *
Apparently you are now the lord of a symbol. :)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T12:45:43-05:00
Hi DDD! Hope you're well
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:45:48-05:00
Fine! We get rid of the letter Y.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:45:52-05:00
I have a secret cache of the letter Z, which will help me greatly during the coming economic collapse when the letter Z is restored to its rightful place on the planet Pluto and people will be willing to pay any price to get one.
Until then, I will remain in the Neutral camp.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-09T12:45:55-05:00
Morning, DDD
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:45:58-05:00
Woo hoo! My course evaluation is now available
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:46:26-05:00
@BruceP: So he is really Prince?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:47:09-05:00
Or the letter M so there is no longer a *onday.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:47:30-05:00
@Catness, crot is a thing in french, which means crap, but apparently can't find it either in the slang dictionaries. maybe I', spelling it wrong since I've only heard of it. Crot-Monsieur is something I devised myself in place of croque monsieur
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:47:35-05:00
Who is thes "Bruce P" person? All I see is @The Chameleon.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:47:37-05:00
No, I don't like purple nearly enough to be Prince
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:47:40-05:00
Ondays are the worst!
Ollie 'Reach' Denning 2015-02-09T12:47:51-05:00
No update now we're on the last 10 days?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:48:02-05:00
The only want to ake it better is to have a longer weekend!
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:48:49-05:00
Rainy days ans Ondays always get e down.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:48:55-05:00
@Thewarstore: Take one for the team! It's only a little water. And think of all the brandy/whiskey you can have to warm yourself up after! ...Save me a drab if you don't mind.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:54:16-05:00
Sith don't have padawans, they have apprentices
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:54:47-05:00
@Geist: He was demoted to Intern a while ago. Evil U still hasn't decided on if he has earned his Professor designation back yet.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:55:15-05:00
TheWarstore, Selfie, selfie, selfie!
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:55:21-05:00
Sith don't have aprentices. They have "an" apprentice.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-09T12:55:25-05:00
Ok, party peeps, I've got to go. The movie magic must be made! Later! :)
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T12:55:37-05:00
@GM: Then F has been pretending at this time.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T12:56:09-05:00
@Cheetah Butt
They added a hand waiving character to UNICODE a few years back.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-09T12:56:28-05:00
F is delusional, we just play along
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:56:34-05:00
You spanaloids can't even keep a story together between you
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:57:03-05:00
@Tchotchke, LOL! (.. or is there a LOL character too? ...)
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:57:12-05:00
True fact. My son and I saw "Phantom Menace" when it came out, he was three. He is now 18, and _still_ has his padawan braid, uncut from the age of three. It's down to his belt now.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:57:40-05:00
Maybe F has evil TAs.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:58:11-05:00
Is that Prince symbol a Unicode character? Is it EU friendly? Does it come with sleeves?
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T12:59:15-05:00
@Great Cane of Doom, is that a Padawan braid or a Dothraki braid?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:59:17-05:00
Pron Update : Following the accident earlier today, final death toll has risen to 876 slaves. Construction will resume tomorrow as teams are still picking up body members from the area
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T12:59:38-05:00
I think TA's fit in perfectly with Prof. F. Give them all brightly colored unitards ala 1960's Batman.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T13:00:26-05:00
They need to carry malicious red felt-tipped pens.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T13:00:30-05:00
You mean "The artist now known as Prince because he was sick of people calling him 'the artist formerly known as Prince' because he was stupid enough to change his stage name to an unpronounceable symbol and expected people to just go with it'?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T13:00:50-05:00
@Cheetah Butt, that was fun googling : prince symbol symbol
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T13:00:55-05:00
@Cheetah. Padawan, it grows out from just behind his right ear ...
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T13:01:01-05:00
...and the answer is... probably.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T13:01:06-05:00
The TAs are working on engineering a grading machine that will put sole-crushing, handwritten red marks all over tests and papers.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T13:01:25-05:00
Picking up bodies? Just build over them.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T13:01:36-05:00
Sole-crushing, so it's essentially a foot stomping machine that also writes nasty notes.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T13:02:20-05:00
Haven't you ever recieved a piece of paper with a boot print on it?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T13:02:37-05:00
Actually, just paced it off, it's more like 35 and 25 feet. (10.6 and 7.6m for you metrics)
Creeper, :-( That sounds miserable.
Oh, and those commutes? There's a "rest area" in between.
si c'est un truc, c'est pas un croque monsieur, c'est un crot monsieru if you catch my drift
It was so warm in Charlotte this morning I actually had to take my jacket OFF at the bus stop in order to keep cool ... in February!
*will not ask what the rest area entails*
Hrmph.
Did F say "Crotch monster"? LOL
Prof F, non je ne comprends pas de tout. Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire?
Prof F, je peux fair comme ca toute la journee.
Happy Monday, crazy people. I'm a busy leezard lately, so don't have time to spend in here. :( Did I miss anything interesting?
crot = shit so a crot monsieur entails french fried toast with shit of the highest order instead of egg
bon appetit
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
So yes, he said crotch monster. What else would be the polite and kosher way of saying shit demon?
Prof F, that's not a thing I've ever heard and it's not showing up in my translation dictionary. Maybe you have it wrong? Or maybe you're just way more street smart than I am.
Hello Bruce P. We have a new food of the Kitten Corps (vodka) and new animal (platypus)
apparently I am, sorry to inform you
Good morning everyone, thought I would say Hi while my trainee is away for a moment. I might be able to check in a little later...no guarantee.
it's like saying : "here's a shit sandwich"
http://www.wordreference.com/enfr/shit, http://www.wordreference.com/fren/crot
@Geist,
Vodka is food? Platypus is kitten? What is this world coming to?!
Hi Chameleon, Hi Great Mountain! I'm busy baking, but checking in from time to time as well.
So are you teaching your trainee how to handle tectonic movements?
Prof F, it's not that it isn't possible. I don't really know very many curse words, but I'm skeptical due to your evil nature and the lack of substantiating evidence.
@BruceP: Potato vodka is. And we have gotten rid of the letter Z.
Hello good people. :)
@Geist,
But what about Pi**a? Think of the Pi**a!
See Bruce, our spirit animal shouldn't be kittens, that's what we'd WANT them to think. It's gotta be, like, anti-kitten
Tectonic movements that ensure people can support themselves, yes.
I get to take care of all the special projects I have piling up once he is trained.
No! The z stays!
Tchotchke, so like a bag and a river?
@Catness
Yeah, but with like 90% less jail time.
@Lord *
Apparently you are now the lord of a symbol. :)
Hi DDD! Hope you're well
Fine! We get rid of the letter Y.
I have a secret cache of the letter Z, which will help me greatly during the coming economic collapse when the letter Z is restored to its rightful place on the planet Pluto and people will be willing to pay any price to get one.
Until then, I will remain in the Neutral camp.
Morning, DDD
Woo hoo! My course evaluation is now available
@BruceP: So he is really Prince?
Or the letter M so there is no longer a *onday.
@Catness, crot is a thing in french, which means crap, but apparently can't find it either in the slang dictionaries. maybe I', spelling it wrong since I've only heard of it. Crot-Monsieur is something I devised myself in place of croque monsieur
Who is thes "Bruce P" person? All I see is @The Chameleon.
No, I don't like purple nearly enough to be Prince
Ondays are the worst!
No update now we're on the last 10 days?
The only want to ake it better is to have a longer weekend!
Rainy days ans Ondays always get e down.
It's coming, Reach
I will just have to make Zittens now... The Z cats...
stop aking shit up in this essage board
ake e
Looking like we're going to need some Mittens too....
@Pr.F: LOL
since shittens are 'isrepresented in ter's of na'ing, can we consider adding crappens to the list?
y first nae akes no sense now.
@Geist,
I think if Lord * were demoted, he wouldn't go up to Prince. He's go down to something like a Serf, or Peasant. :)
Quittens to if we have gotten rid of the letter Q
It is possible we have broken Kicktraq. I cannot get the EK page to load.
@Chameleon: Or jester. That is the lowest of the low
Spins wheel - chikachikachika - oooo $800. I'd like an 'M' please!
It's back
Y nae reains coprehensible!
@Geist,
Jester *. I like it. lol
Or apprentice, maybe regular Sith
I am not taking a selfie in the freezing rain.
@Tchotchke, nice try
Take a rain in the freezing selfie, then
I propose that we ban all symbold that currently appear in the Unicode character set! All in favor say ... er ... wave your hand!
Padawan F, perhaps?
@Thewarstore: Take one for the team! It's only a little water. And think of all the brandy/whiskey you can have to warm yourself up after! ...Save me a drab if you don't mind.
Sith don't have padawans, they have apprentices
Or hot toddy. Unleash the Kraken!
@Geist: He was demoted to Intern a while ago. Evil U still hasn't decided on if he has earned his Professor designation back yet.
TheWarstore, Selfie, selfie, selfie!
Sith don't have aprentices. They have "an" apprentice.
Ok, party peeps, I've got to go. The movie magic must be made! Later! :)
@GM: Then F has been pretending at this time.
@Cheetah Butt
They added a hand waiving character to UNICODE a few years back.
F is delusional, we just play along
You spanaloids can't even keep a story together between you
@Tchotchke, LOL! (.. or is there a LOL character too? ...)
True fact. My son and I saw "Phantom Menace" when it came out, he was three. He is now 18, and _still_ has his padawan braid, uncut from the age of three. It's down to his belt now.
Maybe F has evil TAs.
Is that Prince symbol a Unicode character? Is it EU friendly? Does it come with sleeves?
@Great Cane of Doom, is that a Padawan braid or a Dothraki braid?
Pron Update : Following the accident earlier today, final death toll has risen to 876 slaves. Construction will resume tomorrow as teams are still picking up body members from the area
I think TA's fit in perfectly with Prof. F. Give them all brightly colored unitards ala 1960's Batman.
They need to carry malicious red felt-tipped pens.
You mean "The artist now known as Prince because he was sick of people calling him 'the artist formerly known as Prince' because he was stupid enough to change his stage name to an unpronounceable symbol and expected people to just go with it'?
@Cheetah Butt, that was fun googling : prince symbol symbol
@Cheetah. Padawan, it grows out from just behind his right ear ...
...and the answer is... probably.
The TAs are working on engineering a grading machine that will put sole-crushing, handwritten red marks all over tests and papers.
Picking up bodies? Just build over them.
Sole-crushing, so it's essentially a foot stomping machine that also writes nasty notes.
Haven't you ever recieved a piece of paper with a boot print on it?
received, even ...
Prof how's the boot coming along? Or did you start a KS project to make it?