dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-09T14:25:42-05:00
sorry i like your kayak though :(
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:25:51-05:00
Ellen the eagle first suspected that she needed glasses the day that she swooped down out of the sky and grabbed a small lawn chair to carry back to her hungry children. When she arrived back at her nest, perched high atop a cliff, her oldest son said, somewhat sarcastically, "Great. Another lawn chair for breakfast. Just what we need."
Her husband, Ed, was more forgiving. He gently picked up the lawn chair with his beak and moved it over to the flat, back section of the nest. Then he sat down in the lawn chair, folded his wings comfortably behind his head, and lay back.
"Honey, you might want to go and have your eyes checked one of these days," Ed said. "It's easy enough to do, and only costs a mouse or two."
"I've been meaning to get my eyes checked," replied Ellen, "but you know how it is. Every day it just seems that there are new mice to catch, new things to do for the nest, and new nature shows to be in."
"True, the nature shows do put the dead mice on the table, but they take away from the hunting and stalking I really like to do."
"I'll put it on my calendar as something to do next week. Although, I've got to say, I would feel a little self-conscious wearing glasses out in public. What would the other eagles say?"
"Honey, what other eagles think doesn't matter at all. It's more important that your eyesight be sharp and in focus. Anyway, these days they can fit you with contact lens that you hardly notice are even there."
Ellen sighed. Maybe it was time for her to get her eyes checked. Could she really afford to keep bringing back lawn chairs for her hungry children?
So the next day she flew over to the eagle optometrist to have her eyes checked. The optometrist sat her down in a comfortable chair and asked her to identify the small animals on the tiny chart two miles away. "Mouse, chipmunk, gopher, squirrel, rabbit," she said, trying to sound confident. "It was difficult telling the difference between a mouse and a chipmunk. The shapes of these two animals were so similar."
"Okay, you did well on that line of animals," said the optometrist. "Now see if you can read the animals on the line below it."
Ellen concentrated all her mental powers on trying to see what the animals were on the next line. She could barely make out what the small animals were, so she made her best guess, "Hippo, elephant, giraffe, and rhinoceros," she said in a voice that lacked confidence.
"I'm sorry, but you missed a few animals on that line. Your eyesight is far below the normal 2000/2000 eyesight of regular eagles. I'm going to recommend you get glasses or contact lens."
"Can you tell me more about the contact lens?" inquired Ellen.
"These days they have contact lens that are far more comfortable and far less bother than they were in the past," the optometrist explained. "And we happen to have a sale on them this week."
"For three dead mice you can walk away with a pair of contact lens you can be proud of."
"Three dead mice?" declared Ellen in a surprised voice. "I thought you could buy a decent pair of contact lens for two dead mice."
"Well, it is true you could buy contact lens at other stores for two dead mice," replied the optometrist, "but they are inferior quality contact lens. If you bought the cheaper contact lens, you might not be able to read the numbers on a license plate that was two miles away."
Ellen shuddered at the thought. Not being able to read the numbers on a license plate two miles away was a sure sign that an eagle's eyesight was fading.
"I'll take the three dead mice contact lens," she said quickly. As she flew out of the store she said to herself, "So it costs me an extra dead mouse. What's an extra dead mouse when you need to buy something to help your eyesight?"
Her husband Ed leaped out of the lawn chair when she landed on the nest. "Honey, you're back so soon. Did you get a new pair of glasses or contacts?"
"Sure did," Ellen replied with a renewed confidence in her voice. She hopped over to the back of the nest and casually nudged the lawn chair over the edge of the nest.
"No more lawn chairs in this nest," she announced smugly. "Only dead mice, rabbits, and fish are going to show up here in the future."
"Honey, I was just getting used to the lawn chair when you nudged it over the side of the nest. Do you think you could find me another lawn chair sometime?"
"No more lawn chairs in this nest, ever," said Ellen. "Okay, Ed, it's time we flew off to find something for the kids to eat for dinner. There's no use in just sitting around in lawn chairs all day."
Once upon a time there were two little kids named Jesse and Mary Sue. They were brother and sister. Their mom and dad had divorced years ago. And their dad now was seeing someone else. She was cruel to them behind their father’s back. She said if they got married, she would make their life’s miserable from the moment she said I do”. One day their dad called them into his room. When they got in there he told them to sit on the bed, then he said “there’s going to be a new member in the family and a lot of changes too. What I’m trying to say is I’m getting married”. “What”, they said. "Quite the surprise isn’t it?" said their father. Father you can’t it’ll ruin our family tree said Jesse. Well I’m sorry kids but I love her, before their father could say anything more they ran out of the house and let the door slam behind them.
Chapter 2
After walking a while, they finally stopped and realized they were a long way from home in a part of the neighborhood they had never seen before. There were fairies as beautiful as princesses’ birds with the rainbow colors on their feathers all different kinds of animals, beautiful butterflies and the most unexpected fairies they thought they’d only see fairies in there Fairy Tale books.
It soon became dark, Jesse and Mary Sue had fallen asleep on a rock. When Jesse and Mary Sue woke up in the morning, they saw that all the animals were lying next to them. After they’d been there a while the animals bird and fairies started asking how they found their way there. The children told the truth, they said they’d gotten mad that their father was getting married to a women they didn’t like so they ran away and when they stopped they were there. After telling them that the animals said they were glad they found their way because now they had someone to play with.
Then they introduced the princess of the fairies, her name was Patty. Her dad, the king of the fairies, called her Patty the Pooh. She was very pretty, she had short Blonde hair with a crown made out of gold and an outfit fit for a princess. The princess said she had good news, one of the fairies was going to have a baby fairy. Everyone congratulated her. Then she went on, we found out a few weeks ago but we didn’t want to jinx it. Everyone congratulated her again and went to bed. The next morning she had the baby. She decided to name her Julia. When she turned one and was able to walk Jesse and Mary Sue were still there. It was Saturday when Jesse and Mary Sue were about to leave and then they heard a familiar voice and decided to stay for another night.
Chapter 3
Early in the morning the next day, they heard it again so they got out of bed to see were it was coming from, but on there way out of Fairyland, they woke up. Julia liked to go on adventures so, of course, she wanted to come with them. So the three went to see were the voice was coming from, they followed the voice to a cave and peeked inside. Jesse and Mary Sue could not believe what they saw. It was their step mom, she was talking to someone but they weren’t sure whom it was. Julia knew who it was.
Mary Sue and Jesse asked Julia who their step-mom was talking to. It’s the demon, she replied, he has a son too. When he gets older he’ll do what his dads doing, His dad is very evil. Years ago everybody in fairyland challenged him. They said whoever won got the land and the other person had to go some were else. And the demon lost so he had to move out here. But why would our step-mom be talking to him that sounds really weird. Maybe she’s a demon too, said Jesse. No I don’t think that could happen, said Julia, but maybe because nobody knows who's the little demons mother. Julia continued, we have to get home and warn daddy, Mary Sue said.
Chapter 4
So the next morning they told everyone they had to go, they had to go warn their dad. So they said their goodbyes and were off but then Julia’s mom stopped them and asked if they would take Julia with them, they said they would and then her mom continued, it would be the biggest adventure she ever had. Then Julia thanked her mom and her mom thanked Jesse and Mary Sue and then they told them they would be back soon and then they left fairyland.
Now Julia knew this was going to be the biggest adventure she ever had because she’d never been this far out of fairyland before and she was excited. Jesse and Mary Sue told her that when they were at their house she has to hide and Julia agreed. So when they arrived, Julia did as she was told and hid behind a plant in the living room. In their father’s room they were telling him about who they had seen and were they had seen her, of course, their father, who found this a little hard to believe, welcomed them with open arms but then said I think you two are sick. Come and lay down a while.
Dad! They both said we’re not sick, we really saw her. How could you if she was right here by me the whole time you were gone. The only time she left was when she went to the store and got groceries. We don’t under stand, where is she now she went to get groceries. Fairyland! They both said at the exacted same time. They both ran out the door with Julia following behind them but this time their dad followed them, hoping he would find out what was going on.
As soon as they got there and the dad had a chance to catch up he asked them what was going on, they said that they would explain again later. Then they went to the cave were they had seen her but she wasn’t there. Now their father was beginning to think this was all a joke. When he saw their step mom and his future wife, she was coming out of a secret passage in the cave. Then all four of them went back to the fairies and asked them if they knew about it. The fairy’s said no except one. He said he’d been trying to find out what was
Chapter 5
The door then opened and Mary Sue clinched onto Jesse’s hand so hard it was turning red, the pass way looked like fairyland except there were no fairies. Then! They saw it a golden door but it had a keyhole. Where would they find a key that big, they were puzzled so they sat down to think. Then they all decided to go back to fairyland but when they said the magic password someone they had not been warned about spotted them. He grabbed them by they’re arms and made them walk with him, they tried to escape but he wouldn’t let go. He was the demon’s companion his name was Alfred but everyone called him Al.
He took them to the demon who was being carried on a mattress and all he was doing was eating grapes and giving all the girls he’s phone number, not very impressive if you ask me. Then finally after stuffing a handful of grapes in he’s mouth he said I thought you’d be coming here soon after I saw you two spying on me and that kind lady I was talking to. "She's our step mom and she’s not kind at all."
I never knew kids could be so rude to someone who truly loves them, take them away, take them away said the demon I can’t stand them any longer. Jesse, Mary Sue and they’re Father were handcuffed to a shelf in a closet. Julia was locked in a cage in the corner of the closet but you couldn’t see her because a shirt was covering her. "Maybe there’s a secret hiding place the Demon puts a key in to unlock and lock the door", "Good idea." Julia said. Mary Sue started looking for a piece of wood that would come out of the wall with the one hand that wasn’t handcuffed.
Soon it was late and she still hadn’t found anything and in no time she fell asleep along with her brother, her dad and Julia. In the morning when Mary Sue woke up she accidentally hit the wall when she was stretching. Hey guys, I think I found something she said. It was a loose board, when the board fell out there was a big key behind it. This looks like a key for something very important I’ll put it in my pocket. I think I know what that important thing is, let’s go.
Chapter 6
So they went back to where they had last seen the demon and again found him laying down being feed grapes by all the girls. When they saw him they said we know your plan and we have the key you hid in the room you locked us in "but I have a spare, did you actually think I’d put the key in the same room I locked you in with out a spare", said the demon. While the demon was talking Julia had came up with an idea of her own and was already starting it. She slipped behind the demon and knocked the key out of his hand.
"Actually I did" she said just catching the key in her hand and now that I have both keys your plan is history she added and “we’re off to save fairyland”. Not so fast said the demon, "did you really think I’d fall for that too?" as two guards stepped out from behind the bushes. They were tall demons even taller then the demon and himself. Julia, Mary sue, Jesse and their father all ran as fast as
Tamara Szymanski 2015-02-09T14:26:42-05:00
Thanks Dave
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:27:15-05:00
they could, then they saw a cave and ran but it didn’t take to long for the guards to sniff them out, they came running after them.
Then Julia, Jesse, his sister and their dad saw a waterfall, they took their only chance and jumped with a deep breath, but of course Julia flew. When they landed, they swam to the surface and realized they were back where they started at the big door. They put the key in and all the sudden the demon came but they opened the door and they hurried in, before the demon could catch them.
Then all the sudden they know what to do, they said the magic words which were “open pass way” and then they picked a magic flower and put it in the pot they saw in the middle of the room and the flower turned into a liquid which they poured on the demon, his son which turned them into who they where before. The demon was the fairy prince, his son was a normal kid and the guards were mice. As for they’re step mom well this effected her too she came out as a kind lady and said hi I’m sorry if was mean to you before the demon which is now the fairy prince had me under a evil spell, they all forgave her.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-09T14:29:03-05:00
Less than 9k!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:29:53-05:00
Is Sarah Donner here?
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-09T14:30:06-05:00
NP Tamara thanks for the hard work! Hopefully when we complete the spiderman challange they'll post it as well in the fb album
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T14:30:17-05:00
We're now at 5,670 --- so keep your eyes peeled ...
Long blerbs, no time to read, assume they say [I'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevil]
Dully noted.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:33:42-05:00
@Everyone: Okay, who gave the intern the truck load of sugar? Fess up.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T14:34:15-05:00
......sorry...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:34:40-05:00
little lump of land, a gust and rain will simply blow you away
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T14:34:57-05:00
@Potatten, I can always read them in the archive if they turn out to be anything.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T14:36:16-05:00
@Mountain, F's just upset because I won the wheel war on random URL's.
Josh Stabile 2015-02-09T14:36:25-05:00
For anyone that hasn't seen, according to the Facebook page, the Weaponized Back Hair and Batmans in a Hot Tub achievements have been reached! Backers rejoice!
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:36:53-05:00
@GM: It wasn't sugar, it was coke
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:37:31-05:00
I think you mean Foke & 7Fap
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T14:37:33-05:00
@Josh, yeah we know but it would be nice if they'd tell the backers who don't live in the comments section.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T14:38:38-05:00
7Fap is a Cadbury/Schweppes brand.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:39:15-05:00
I love living in the comments section. I've got my own hot tub, bar, 98 inch flat screen HD tv, Lee Pace to serve me prawns in cocktail sauce. Really why would I leave?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:39:44-05:00
@F: They don't sell powdering nose Foke.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:40:11-05:00
Nope accompanied by godzilla's dual middle finger slowly disappearing into the ocean
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T14:40:34-05:00
@Geist, true, but I was thinking about the less fortunate.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:40:45-05:00
@Geist Chut Ap
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:41:37-05:00
Chut? Who are you calling a Chut? Those are fighting words!
@PoT: If there were any close by, and I wasn't needing to be at work, I would go get a gelfie(goat selfie)
Josh Stabile 2015-02-09T14:43:24-05:00
@Mike Yeah, that was kinda why I posted. It would be nice if they highlight those achievements in the "Story" section. Unfortunately, I can't do anything about that. *shrug*
@GM: If it were me I would fess up immediately
@Mike: That's a good idea...
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:43:36-05:00
Nice try F. I'm not falling for your tricks.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:43:56-05:00
@Geist, suit yourself
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:44:09-05:00
live in not knowing
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T14:44:18-05:00
I confess, I am surprised the YouTube video accomplishment is not there yet. I would have thought we surpassed that goal by now. I wonder if they're looking for something specific that isn't being presented.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:52:07-05:00
@LZ: Actually it was coke mixed with Foke
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T14:52:51-05:00
Oh Great Hill, maybe you should introspect more
Trevor Hollingsworth 2015-02-09T14:52:51-05:00
I know yall are worried about add-ons slowing down release of goods to all the backers but Im just throwing this out there... Just one single style of Tshirt that is ONLY available to backers of this monuments project would be HUGE! This project is ridiculously awesome and I know thousands would love a commemorative T-shirt honoring this project. Exploding kitten goodness on the front, a back with random stats including how fast certain backing levels were met, final stats, # of potato/taco cats and weaponized back hair pictures. I am certain that if you opened up a poll at least 75% or backers would be interested in a kickass shirt. Not to mention just that one add-on will help boost funds and maybe we could hit the Most Funded record. I love this project, I love your collective works, and I will LOVE playing this game.
If this was actually read and not buried in the bajillion emails and comments I Thank you for your precious time and consideration.
Many Thanks and Nitroglycerin laced kisses.
~Trevor Hollingsworth
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-09T14:53:10-05:00
A lot of the comments here reminded me I like pie.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T14:53:41-05:00
@Trevor: Actually I wouldn't want a tshirt. I have enough of those at home. I just want the decks.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-09T14:54:09-05:00
@ Hollingsworth
I'm still stumping for a universal game token for the surprise prize if we hit 30 achieves.
What doesn't go down, comes up.
Ek Team is going live https://twitter.com/bizrockstars/status/564864716372049920
eew, better out the bottom ones from their proper outlet though
In my country pi**a was a ripoff of Tejano traditional foods.
Boom! --> http://goo.gl/VgqgRh
Best thing to say when burping : Apologies, I usually fart
OMG! Something I agree with you about.
That is awesome CheetahButt! Where did you find such glory!!!??
@Cheetah Butt, how about being creative in your own capacity instead of stealing other people's spamming?
@cheetah - amazing.
Aw... Live and I can't join in :*( Get the low down for me.
@Geist, are you sure?
Good writers borrow. Great writers STEAL!
F: He didn't steal your spamming, he PERFECTED it!!!
I just don't like training people to develop bad habits.
damn you villainous heroes of the EKC
Just posted a pick of Spider-Man. Dunno how to link to it tho. Also don't know if it'll count. Hope so!
I ain't no hero, let chaos reign!
@Tamara: have #update9 IN the photo and ON the post. As well as use the #ExplodingKittens and @GameofKittens
@Tamara I tweeted with them a while back and while they love the toy spiderman pics they require one with "living breathing spidermen"
Post it on twitter as well...
Did that. :)
Oh darn
sorry i like your kayak though :(
Ellen the eagle first suspected that she needed glasses the day that she swooped down out of the sky and grabbed a small lawn chair to carry back to her hungry children. When she arrived back at her nest, perched high atop a cliff, her oldest son said, somewhat sarcastically, "Great. Another lawn chair for breakfast. Just what we need."
Her husband, Ed, was more forgiving. He gently picked up the lawn chair with his beak and moved it over to the flat, back section of the nest. Then he sat down in the lawn chair, folded his wings comfortably behind his head, and lay back.
"Honey, you might want to go and have your eyes checked one of these days," Ed said. "It's easy enough to do, and only costs a mouse or two."
"I've been meaning to get my eyes checked," replied Ellen, "but you know how it is. Every day it just seems that there are new mice to catch, new things to do for the nest, and new nature shows to be in."
"True, the nature shows do put the dead mice on the table, but they take away from the hunting and stalking I really like to do."
"I'll put it on my calendar as something to do next week. Although, I've got to say, I would feel a little self-conscious wearing glasses out in public. What would the other eagles say?"
"Honey, what other eagles think doesn't matter at all. It's more important that your eyesight be sharp and in focus. Anyway, these days they can fit you with contact lens that you hardly notice are even there."
Ellen sighed. Maybe it was time for her to get her eyes checked. Could she really afford to keep bringing back lawn chairs for her hungry children?
So the next day she flew over to the eagle optometrist to have her eyes checked. The optometrist sat her down in a comfortable chair and asked her to identify the small animals on the tiny chart two miles away. "Mouse, chipmunk, gopher, squirrel, rabbit," she said, trying to sound confident. "It was difficult telling the difference between a mouse and a chipmunk. The shapes of these two animals were so similar."
"Okay, you did well on that line of animals," said the optometrist. "Now see if you can read the animals on the line below it."
Ellen concentrated all her mental powers on trying to see what the animals were on the next line. She could barely make out what the small animals were, so she made her best guess, "Hippo, elephant, giraffe, and rhinoceros," she said in a voice that lacked confidence.
"I'm sorry, but you missed a few animals on that line. Your eyesight is far below the normal 2000/2000 eyesight of regular eagles. I'm going to recommend you get glasses or contact lens."
"Can you tell me more about the contact lens?" inquired Ellen.
"These days they have contact lens that are far more comfortable and far less bother than they were in the past," the optometrist explained. "And we happen to have a sale on them this week."
"For three dead mice you can walk away with a pair of contact lens you can be proud of."
"Three dead mice?" declared Ellen in a surprised voice. "I thought you could buy a decent pair of contact lens for two dead mice."
"Well, it is true you could buy contact lens at other stores for two dead mice," replied the optometrist, "but they are inferior quality contact lens. If you bought the cheaper contact lens, you might not be able to read the numbers on a license plate that was two miles away."
Ellen shuddered at the thought. Not being able to read the numbers on a license plate two miles away was a sure sign that an eagle's eyesight was fading.
"I'll take the three dead mice contact lens," she said quickly. As she flew out of the store she said to herself, "So it costs me an extra dead mouse. What's an extra dead mouse when you need to buy something to help your eyesight?"
Her husband Ed leaped out of the lawn chair when she landed on the nest. "Honey, you're back so soon. Did you get a new pair of glasses or contacts?"
"Sure did," Ellen replied with a renewed confidence in her voice. She hopped over to the back of the nest and casually nudged the lawn chair over the edge of the nest.
"No more lawn chairs in this nest," she announced smugly. "Only dead mice, rabbits, and fish are going to show up here in the future."
"Honey, I was just getting used to the lawn chair when you nudged it over the side of the nest. Do you think you could find me another lawn chair sometime?"
"No more lawn chairs in this nest, ever," said Ellen. "Okay, Ed, it's time we flew off to find something for the kids to eat for dinner. There's no use in just sitting around in lawn chairs all day."
Darn what
Chapter 1
Once upon a time there were two little kids named Jesse and Mary Sue. They were brother and sister. Their mom and dad had divorced years ago. And their dad now was seeing someone else. She was cruel to them behind their father’s back. She said if they got married, she would make their life’s miserable from the moment she said I do”. One day their dad called them into his room. When they got in there he told them to sit on the bed, then he said “there’s going to be a new member in the family and a lot of changes too. What I’m trying to say is I’m getting married”. “What”, they said. "Quite the surprise isn’t it?" said their father. Father you can’t it’ll ruin our family tree said Jesse. Well I’m sorry kids but I love her, before their father could say anything more they ran out of the house and let the door slam behind them.
Chapter 2
After walking a while, they finally stopped and realized they were a long way from home in a part of the neighborhood they had never seen before. There were fairies as beautiful as princesses’ birds with the rainbow colors on their feathers all different kinds of animals, beautiful butterflies and the most unexpected fairies they thought they’d only see fairies in there Fairy Tale books.
It soon became dark, Jesse and Mary Sue had fallen asleep on a rock. When Jesse and Mary Sue woke up in the morning, they saw that all the animals were lying next to them. After they’d been there a while the animals bird and fairies started asking how they found their way there. The children told the truth, they said they’d gotten mad that their father was getting married to a women they didn’t like so they ran away and when they stopped they were there. After telling them that the animals said they were glad they found their way because now they had someone to play with.
Then they introduced the princess of the fairies, her name was Patty. Her dad, the king of the fairies, called her Patty the Pooh. She was very pretty, she had short Blonde hair with a crown made out of gold and an outfit fit for a princess. The princess said she had good news, one of the fairies was going to have a baby fairy. Everyone congratulated her. Then she went on, we found out a few weeks ago but we didn’t want to jinx it. Everyone congratulated her again and went to bed. The next morning she had the baby. She decided to name her Julia. When she turned one and was able to walk Jesse and Mary Sue were still there. It was Saturday when Jesse and Mary Sue were about to leave and then they heard a familiar voice and decided to stay for another night.
Chapter 3
Early in the morning the next day, they heard it again so they got out of bed to see were it was coming from, but on there way out of Fairyland, they woke up. Julia liked to go on adventures so, of course, she wanted to come with them. So the three went to see were the voice was coming from, they followed the voice to a cave and peeked inside. Jesse and Mary Sue could not believe what they saw. It was their step mom, she was talking to someone but they weren’t sure whom it was. Julia knew who it was.
Mary Sue and Jesse asked Julia who their step-mom was talking to. It’s the demon, she replied, he has a son too. When he gets older he’ll do what his dads doing, His dad is very evil. Years ago everybody in fairyland challenged him. They said whoever won got the land and the other person had to go some were else. And the demon lost so he had to move out here. But why would our step-mom be talking to him that sounds really weird. Maybe she’s a demon too, said Jesse. No I don’t think that could happen, said Julia, but maybe because nobody knows who's the little demons mother. Julia continued, we have to get home and warn daddy, Mary Sue said.
Chapter 4
So the next morning they told everyone they had to go, they had to go warn their dad. So they said their goodbyes and were off but then Julia’s mom stopped them and asked if they would take Julia with them, they said they would and then her mom continued, it would be the biggest adventure she ever had. Then Julia thanked her mom and her mom thanked Jesse and Mary Sue and then they told them they would be back soon and then they left fairyland.
Now Julia knew this was going to be the biggest adventure she ever had because she’d never been this far out of fairyland before and she was excited. Jesse and Mary Sue told her that when they were at their house she has to hide and Julia agreed. So when they arrived, Julia did as she was told and hid behind a plant in the living room. In their father’s room they were telling him about who they had seen and were they had seen her, of course, their father, who found this a little hard to believe, welcomed them with open arms but then said I think you two are sick. Come and lay down a while.
Dad! They both said we’re not sick, we really saw her. How could you if she was right here by me the whole time you were gone. The only time she left was when she went to the store and got groceries. We don’t under stand, where is she now she went to get groceries. Fairyland! They both said at the exacted same time. They both ran out the door with Julia following behind them but this time their dad followed them, hoping he would find out what was going on.
As soon as they got there and the dad had a chance to catch up he asked them what was going on, they said that they would explain again later. Then they went to the cave were they had seen her but she wasn’t there. Now their father was beginning to think this was all a joke. When he saw their step mom and his future wife, she was coming out of a secret passage in the cave. Then all four of them went back to the fairies and asked them if they knew about it. The fairy’s said no except one. He said he’d been trying to find out what was
Chapter 5
The door then opened and Mary Sue clinched onto Jesse’s hand so hard it was turning red, the pass way looked like fairyland except there were no fairies. Then! They saw it a golden door but it had a keyhole. Where would they find a key that big, they were puzzled so they sat down to think. Then they all decided to go back to fairyland but when they said the magic password someone they had not been warned about spotted them. He grabbed them by they’re arms and made them walk with him, they tried to escape but he wouldn’t let go. He was the demon’s companion his name was Alfred but everyone called him Al.
He took them to the demon who was being carried on a mattress and all he was doing was eating grapes and giving all the girls he’s phone number, not very impressive if you ask me. Then finally after stuffing a handful of grapes in he’s mouth he said I thought you’d be coming here soon after I saw you two spying on me and that kind lady I was talking to. "She's our step mom and she’s not kind at all."
I never knew kids could be so rude to someone who truly loves them, take them away, take them away said the demon I can’t stand them any longer. Jesse, Mary Sue and they’re Father were handcuffed to a shelf in a closet. Julia was locked in a cage in the corner of the closet but you couldn’t see her because a shirt was covering her. "Maybe there’s a secret hiding place the Demon puts a key in to unlock and lock the door", "Good idea." Julia said. Mary Sue started looking for a piece of wood that would come out of the wall with the one hand that wasn’t handcuffed.
Soon it was late and she still hadn’t found anything and in no time she fell asleep along with her brother, her dad and Julia. In the morning when Mary Sue woke up she accidentally hit the wall when she was stretching. Hey guys, I think I found something she said. It was a loose board, when the board fell out there was a big key behind it. This looks like a key for something very important I’ll put it in my pocket. I think I know what that important thing is, let’s go.
Chapter 6
So they went back to where they had last seen the demon and again found him laying down being feed grapes by all the girls. When they saw him they said we know your plan and we have the key you hid in the room you locked us in "but I have a spare, did you actually think I’d put the key in the same room I locked you in with out a spare", said the demon. While the demon was talking Julia had came up with an idea of her own and was already starting it. She slipped behind the demon and knocked the key out of his hand.
"Actually I did" she said just catching the key in her hand and now that I have both keys your plan is history she added and “we’re off to save fairyland”. Not so fast said the demon, "did you really think I’d fall for that too?" as two guards stepped out from behind the bushes. They were tall demons even taller then the demon and himself. Julia, Mary sue, Jesse and their father all ran as fast as
Thanks Dave
they could, then they saw a cave and ran but it didn’t take to long for the guards to sniff them out, they came running after them.
Then Julia, Jesse, his sister and their dad saw a waterfall, they took their only chance and jumped with a deep breath, but of course Julia flew. When they landed, they swam to the surface and realized they were back where they started at the big door. They put the key in and all the sudden the demon came but they opened the door and they hurried in, before the demon could catch them.
Then all the sudden they know what to do, they said the magic words which were “open pass way” and then they picked a magic flower and put it in the pot they saw in the middle of the room and the flower turned into a liquid which they poured on the demon, his son which turned them into who they where before. The demon was the fairy prince, his son was a normal kid and the guards were mice. As for they’re step mom well this effected her too she came out as a kind lady and said hi I’m sorry if was mean to you before the demon which is now the fairy prince had me under a evil spell, they all forgave her.
Less than 9k!
Is Sarah Donner here?
NP Tamara thanks for the hard work! Hopefully when we complete the spiderman challange they'll post it as well in the fb album
We're now at 5,670 --- so keep your eyes peeled ...
Peeling eyes NOW
@Intern F: Pictures or it didn't happen...on second thought...I'm eating, no pictures please.
Did anyone get a screenshot of 3,141,593?
My eyes are multilayered biorobotic wonders
@Cheetah: Probably not as the fun hadn't really begun at that point.
yo mama's so cat, she could not contain her explosion
Long blerbs, no time to read, assume they say [I'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevilI'mevil]
Dully noted.
@Potatten: LOL!
@Everyone: Okay, who gave the intern the truck load of sugar? Fess up.
......sorry...
little lump of land, a gust and rain will simply blow you away
@Potatten, I can always read them in the archive if they turn out to be anything.
@Mountain, F's just upset because I won the wheel war on random URL's.
For anyone that hasn't seen, according to the Facebook page, the Weaponized Back Hair and Batmans in a Hot Tub achievements have been reached! Backers rejoice!
@GM: It wasn't sugar, it was coke
I think you mean Foke & 7Fap
@Josh, yeah we know but it would be nice if they'd tell the backers who don't live in the comments section.
7Fap is a Cadbury/Schweppes brand.
I love living in the comments section. I've got my own hot tub, bar, 98 inch flat screen HD tv, Lee Pace to serve me prawns in cocktail sauce. Really why would I leave?
@F: They don't sell powdering nose Foke.
Nope accompanied by godzilla's dual middle finger slowly disappearing into the ocean
@Geist, true, but I was thinking about the less fortunate.
@Geist Chut Ap
Chut? Who are you calling a Chut? Those are fighting words!
@Geist: Well, I believe it was a bad idea. Next time...give him 1/4 less, slowly ease him off of it. Our safety may be at risk with the amount he had.
I gave the Internet some Rockstar today. I'm sorry.
Okay. So we're still not there with the goat selfies I see. It can't be far off though.
@Geist https://www.youtube.com/watch…
We also still need some magic enchiladas
@PoT: If there were any close by, and I wasn't needing to be at work, I would go get a gelfie(goat selfie)
@Mike Yeah, that was kinda why I posted. It would be nice if they highlight those achievements in the "Story" section. Unfortunately, I can't do anything about that. *shrug*
@GM: If it were me I would fess up immediately
@Mike: That's a good idea...
Nice try F. I'm not falling for your tricks.
@Geist, suit yourself
live in not knowing
I confess, I am surprised the YouTube video accomplishment is not there yet. I would have thought we surpassed that goal by now. I wonder if they're looking for something specific that isn't being presented.
On a side note, anyone able to, should get capture of when we read 5,678,910 raised.
@GM, I can't do screen capture here at work, but I'ma watchin!
because screen captures are magical
more magical than magical enchiladas & farty beans
7k to go!
@Bob— As far as I've seen, they've actually only had one song submitted (by the awesome Sarah Donner: https://www.youtube.com/watch…).
PoT, it may be there. They're on Live right now, so they won't be updating at least until that's finished.
I would do the same Great Mountain. But the only place I know of that's reasonably close is closed until April
Holy moly, go to lunch and come back to 216 comments. Going to assume 210 of them were crap.
Cham & Speese to make you whiz, Lam & Sneeze to free a breeze
@BaKhan: Me neither, and I'm also training someone(hurray for lunch where I can check in).
:-O I am not the chubby girl in that video!
nope 210 were philosophical insights into the universe and our place in it
@Geist: LIES! We all know the truth!...Not really, but you know...we are the Corp, and we are everywhere.
@Geist, this time it was an actual YouTube link.
In other words, 210 were the lsd-induced ravings of professor f
So.... crap?
if the fundamental answers to the universe are crap to you, ok, crap
Yeah
*hiccup* Apologies, I usually yawn.
Yep, crap.
the layperson on thsi forum does not pick up the finer messages embedded within the comments
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Objectivity Rules!
I think Intern F falls into category number two.
@LZ: Actually it was coke mixed with Foke
Oh Great Hill, maybe you should introspect more
I know yall are worried about add-ons slowing down release of goods to all the backers but Im just throwing this out there... Just one single style of Tshirt that is ONLY available to backers of this monuments project would be HUGE! This project is ridiculously awesome and I know thousands would love a commemorative T-shirt honoring this project. Exploding kitten goodness on the front, a back with random stats including how fast certain backing levels were met, final stats, # of potato/taco cats and weaponized back hair pictures. I am certain that if you opened up a poll at least 75% or backers would be interested in a kickass shirt. Not to mention just that one add-on will help boost funds and maybe we could hit the Most Funded record. I love this project, I love your collective works, and I will LOVE playing this game.
If this was actually read and not buried in the bajillion emails and comments I Thank you for your precious time and consideration.
Many Thanks and Nitroglycerin laced kisses.
~Trevor Hollingsworth
A lot of the comments here reminded me I like pie.
@Trevor: Actually I wouldn't want a tshirt. I have enough of those at home. I just want the decks.
@ Hollingsworth
I'm still stumping for a universal game token for the surprise prize if we hit 30 achieves.