Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-11T15:38:35-05:00
Well I'd invite ya'll to come to the nation's capital to play EK. We have a bar called "The Boardroom" that let's you play any game you want to bring in. Or any of the games they have to offer.
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:38:57-05:00
Not gonna lie I do like the idea of being a double agent, a chaotic evil posing as good…hmm, I could work with that…lol,
@LZ- You are making me feel bad I'm supposed to be learning dutch and it's just SO HARD I can't get past beginner….
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-11T15:39:47-05:00
Streaking is so yesterday
Thank goodness
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:39:49-05:00
@Potatten, don't be like that, we do need some negativity to balance the overly puppy eye Kumbayah sentimentality around here
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:39:58-05:00
OH, speaking of streaking and Amsterdam, Professor, be careful if you choose to do it there. I was talking to a lady in the Netherlands who saw a flasher in Amsterdam. When he flashed her, she immediately looked down and said "Oo! Maar zo klein?" That took the wind out of his sails.
Tamara "Miss Puss" 2015-02-11T15:40:19-05:00
@LordZ: love the dutch! and agreed. it has been too damn long ago that I've had a kroket or frikandel. My mission for tomorrow! :D
@Blondie: if you want/need any specific stuff translated (or just want cursewords for that matter) I'd be happy to help ;-)
Wesley "Ia!" H. 2015-02-11T15:40:20-05:00
@Evan: It's not really negativity. I fully expect the Facebook likes to come through in a few days, and for the songs to eventually be revealed to be unlocked. I'm just saying that I have little power do anything about it myself. That's all we really need.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:40:47-05:00
Pron Update :
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:40:58-05:00
Oh wow I love that lady in your story so much, AND Amsterdam, they have fabulous coffee houses... and I don't like caffeine XD
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:41:49-05:00
Blondie, I get what you're saying.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:41:52-05:00
Sorry to make you feel bad about learning Dutch. It was really hard for me to get, too. But, living there for two years really helped. That, and all the reading in Dutch I've done.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:42:00-05:00
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:42:02-05:00
@Blondie, @Puss, guess who's gonna be in Amsterdam tomorrow by 19:00 local time??
We are each more capable than we will ever truly give ourselves credit for man, that's what I mean about the negative. You have the power to accomplish more than you realize. Like and share, follow and tweet.... but seriously, just join the community and help it grow. That's all that has been going on and we're growing and growing. All of our tiny grains of sand turning into one big ass mountain.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:43:00-05:00
82,675k on Facebook.
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:43:21-05:00
@Tamara - Thanks! I may take you up on that offer! My boyfriend is Dutch and he wants me to learn, though it's taking me time, lol, so it would be useful to be able to swear at him in Dutch when he's being particularly annoying about something! :D
Tamara Szymanski 2015-02-11T15:43:41-05:00
"There once was a dog named Harry,
His friend was a little kitten,
The kitten wasn't merry,
So Harry killed the kitten.
The kitten went 'ka-boom' after
Harry set the bomb,
Now the not-so-merry kitten's
No longer in this song.
So what became of Harry?
The dog who killed the kitten,
He made a new best friend from
A backhair-woven mitten!"
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:44:17-05:00
PROFESSOR I AM SO JEALOUS HAVE SOME SPACE CAKE FOR ME! <3 At least enjoy some of their herbal remedies before you leave! lol
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:45:09-05:00
That's all I'm gonna do, maybe destroy some Van Goghs too
Tamara "Miss Puss" 2015-02-11T15:45:13-05:00
@Blondie, no problem! Add me on twitter or something if you need me, sifting through all the comments might be a bit much! ;)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:45:46-05:00
I can also help
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-11T15:45:52-05:00
Actually, Pr.F is going to get there by stowing away in the baggage compartment of the airplane. Or the wheel well.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-11T15:46:09-05:00
You said "ass mountain"
Jason Roberts 2015-02-11T15:46:18-05:00
So does anyone have an "official" count of how many achievements we've hit?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-11T15:48:49-05:00
Evil Class: Lower than couch, all seating is in the lavatory. No snacks.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:49:07-05:00
With great drinking comes nil responsibility
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:49:31-05:00
Geist, there are snacks. People bring you snacks throughout the flight.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:49:54-05:00
You just have to be willing to eat them...
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-11T15:50:02-05:00
@Horror Junky, the snacks are _ in _ the lavatory ...
Tamara "Miss Puss" 2015-02-11T15:50:19-05:00
@DDD: i thought DDD meant Devilish Drink Destroyer? No?
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:50:30-05:00
@DDD - You have made two people do spit takes onto their screens in the last hour you are doing some EPIC WORK SIR! I also hear you are the resident artist? Loving everything I've seen!
@Prof F - Isn't Evil Class amazing? It's like an old train! You get a whole room like a sleeper car, you can lay down fully with the seats that convert to beds, put weapons in the overhead compartment, check minions at the gate, it's superb!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:50:32-05:00
You got it backwards Horror Geist Junk Gatito Whatever. Evil Class is Upper Business Class you Moronita. Have you ever seen any good guys sitting in business class? They're all either in coach or on the wings
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-11T15:50:36-05:00
There's a nice stainless steel bowl to hold them all.
I have an image of F descending from the lavatory ceiling.... LIKE A BAT!!!
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:51:26-05:00
Potatten, sounds about right.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:51:35-05:00
Blondie is right on the money.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-11T15:51:43-05:00
I have an image of Prof. F sneaking around, looking like Peter Lorre with an overbite.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:52:11-05:00
maybe Potatten too with that fancy idea
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:52:15-05:00
Blondie, DDD is the resident artist in charge of the art on the fact sheet. Another artist does the comic.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-11T15:52:16-05:00
@Blondie, we already HAVE lots of double agents. We're called NEUTRALS!
Jessica 2015-02-11T15:52:23-05:00
there's definitely more than 5 Exploding kitten songs uploaded to Youtube....they're not all great but they didn't say they had to be great....
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:52:39-05:00
Blondie, move so we can get that money and use it for something awesome!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T15:53:08-05:00
Jessica, they didn't say they have to be great, but they did say (on twitter) that THEY have to consider them real songs.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:53:21-05:00
With 5 days of doing nothing ahead, guess who is going to be perma-resident of the spamming list
Mike Kabala 2015-02-11T15:53:38-05:00
@Ia! When you say, "unlikely," you're being negative. Stop it!
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:53:41-05:00
Neutral isn't quite the right word for it- he's more like the Joker, totally insane, and evil, so I'll happily be a Harley Quinn, chaotic evil, but I have good intentions! lol, like Jinx in League "I have the best intentions!" XD
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-11T15:54:02-05:00
@Farty Fart F: Blondie is fooling you so that you THINK you are going to first class when you are really going to be in the back of the plane with the squalling brats and overweight passengers that take up two 1/s seats. Enjoy.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:54:56-05:00
Blondie, good thing you have a BF coz I would have swept you with my teleray
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:55:06-05:00
Jessica, they make the rules and that isn't one of them.
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:55:24-05:00
@Catness - LOL *moves slightly to the right revealing a pot of gold beneath the floor* oh my! Well I don't need this *throws gold to backers* see? Best intentions! lol
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-11T15:55:37-05:00
@Muertita Gatita De Conhita - Dream on
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-11T15:56:31-05:00
Blondie, and just imagine, it was there the whole time!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-11T15:57:03-05:00
@Potatten! You found the picture of Prof. F!! Excellent!!!
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-11T15:57:11-05:00
@Pr.F: No need to dream. I know it's true. Besides, you'll be too baked to do any spamming at all. Or too drunk.
lol, I figured that's exactly the one you were looking for.
Jessica 2015-02-11T15:58:40-05:00
I just really really really want the super secret surprise..... and good or not, people did muster up and post songs on you tube for them ...
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T15:58:40-05:00
So close to 30k comments I can't walk away now…plus I feel like I joined the kitten corps late in the game, so to get my 1k comments cookie I'll have to be even more vocal than I usually am, which is….verbose….lol, sorry if this annoys people :P
Also - YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO BAKED OR DRUNK TO SPAM CHAT, what a silly concept lol
@blondie: more gold! so we can back EK some more! :D
Jason Roberts 2015-02-11T15:59:59-05:00
30 Achievements will unlock: (Drumroll please) A Frozen Enchilada TV Dinner! ;)
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-11T16:00:16-05:00
@Potattan is that Steve Buscemi animated for some reason? lol, what is the context of that?! I mean, I have so many questions and his eyes are staring into my SOUL
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T16:00:56-05:00
Comic idea: show Prof F doing his things as he sees them, and as he sees himself. Then show him doing his things as we see them and as we see him.
If you guys have backed and not liked this game on Facebook, get off your butts. If we all like it on there the numbers will hit over what we need for that achievement. Here's the link: https://www.facebook.com/explodingkittens Like it damn it.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-11T16:07:50-05:00
@Zeepers, that is awesome!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T16:07:59-05:00
Yes, Prof F, then you take over the world.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-11T16:08:18-05:00
Well I'd invite ya'll to come to the nation's capital to play EK. We have a bar called "The Boardroom" that let's you play any game you want to bring in. Or any of the games they have to offer.
Not gonna lie I do like the idea of being a double agent, a chaotic evil posing as good…hmm, I could work with that…lol,
@LZ- You are making me feel bad I'm supposed to be learning dutch and it's just SO HARD I can't get past beginner….
Streaking is so yesterday
Thank goodness
@Potatten, don't be like that, we do need some negativity to balance the overly puppy eye Kumbayah sentimentality around here
OH, speaking of streaking and Amsterdam, Professor, be careful if you choose to do it there. I was talking to a lady in the Netherlands who saw a flasher in Amsterdam. When he flashed her, she immediately looked down and said "Oo! Maar zo klein?" That took the wind out of his sails.
@LordZ: love the dutch! and agreed. it has been too damn long ago that I've had a kroket or frikandel. My mission for tomorrow! :D
@Blondie: if you want/need any specific stuff translated (or just want cursewords for that matter) I'd be happy to help ;-)
@Evan: It's not really negativity. I fully expect the Facebook likes to come through in a few days, and for the songs to eventually be revealed to be unlocked. I'm just saying that I have little power do anything about it myself. That's all we really need.
Pron Update :
Oh wow I love that lady in your story so much, AND Amsterdam, they have fabulous coffee houses... and I don't like caffeine XD
Blondie, I get what you're saying.
Sorry to make you feel bad about learning Dutch. It was really hard for me to get, too. But, living there for two years really helped. That, and all the reading in Dutch I've done.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
@Blondie, @Puss, guess who's gonna be in Amsterdam tomorrow by 19:00 local time??
We are each more capable than we will ever truly give ourselves credit for man, that's what I mean about the negative. You have the power to accomplish more than you realize. Like and share, follow and tweet.... but seriously, just join the community and help it grow. That's all that has been going on and we're growing and growing. All of our tiny grains of sand turning into one big ass mountain.
82,675k on Facebook.
@Tamara - Thanks! I may take you up on that offer! My boyfriend is Dutch and he wants me to learn, though it's taking me time, lol, so it would be useful to be able to swear at him in Dutch when he's being particularly annoying about something! :D
"There once was a dog named Harry,
His friend was a little kitten,
The kitten wasn't merry,
So Harry killed the kitten.
The kitten went 'ka-boom' after
Harry set the bomb,
Now the not-so-merry kitten's
No longer in this song.
So what became of Harry?
The dog who killed the kitten,
He made a new best friend from
A backhair-woven mitten!"
PROFESSOR I AM SO JEALOUS HAVE SOME SPACE CAKE FOR ME! <3 At least enjoy some of their herbal remedies before you leave! lol
That's all I'm gonna do, maybe destroy some Van Goghs too
@Blondie, no problem! Add me on twitter or something if you need me, sifting through all the comments might be a bit much! ;)
I can also help
Actually, Pr.F is going to get there by stowing away in the baggage compartment of the airplane. Or the wheel well.
You said "ass mountain"
So does anyone have an "official" count of how many achievements we've hit?
@DDD: Thanks to you I just spat out my drink :P
28 atm
[I] said ass mountain indeed.
@Kristof - Thank you
@Geist, here's a Big Bag of Nope for You. I'm travelling Evil Class
@Jason, if you check the story tab they've highlighted the ones we've met so far. that's about as official as you can get at the moment.
@Jason: 28
I apparently have the power to manipulate people's ability to drink properly. I was unaware. Again, my apologies :)
Well if we all throw another $25 in..We'd have the eleventybillion funded one.
coming up next: $5,969,790
@DDD: Use your new found powers wisely....
Evil Class: Lower than couch, all seating is in the lavatory. No snacks.
With great drinking comes nil responsibility
Geist, there are snacks. People bring you snacks throughout the flight.
You just have to be willing to eat them...
@Horror Junky, the snacks are _ in _ the lavatory ...
@DDD: i thought DDD meant Devilish Drink Destroyer? No?
@DDD - You have made two people do spit takes onto their screens in the last hour you are doing some EPIC WORK SIR! I also hear you are the resident artist? Loving everything I've seen!
@Prof F - Isn't Evil Class amazing? It's like an old train! You get a whole room like a sleeper car, you can lay down fully with the seats that convert to beds, put weapons in the overhead compartment, check minions at the gate, it's superb!
You got it backwards Horror Geist Junk Gatito Whatever. Evil Class is Upper Business Class you Moronita. Have you ever seen any good guys sitting in business class? They're all either in coach or on the wings
There's a nice stainless steel bowl to hold them all.
I have an image of F descending from the lavatory ceiling.... LIKE A BAT!!!
Potatten, sounds about right.
Blondie is right on the money.
I have an image of Prof. F sneaking around, looking like Peter Lorre with an overbite.
maybe Potatten too with that fancy idea
Blondie, DDD is the resident artist in charge of the art on the fact sheet. Another artist does the comic.
@Blondie, we already HAVE lots of double agents. We're called NEUTRALS!
there's definitely more than 5 Exploding kitten songs uploaded to Youtube....they're not all great but they didn't say they had to be great....
Blondie, move so we can get that money and use it for something awesome!
Jessica, they didn't say they have to be great, but they did say (on twitter) that THEY have to consider them real songs.
With 5 days of doing nothing ahead, guess who is going to be perma-resident of the spamming list
@Ia! When you say, "unlikely," you're being negative. Stop it!
Neutral isn't quite the right word for it- he's more like the Joker, totally insane, and evil, so I'll happily be a Harley Quinn, chaotic evil, but I have good intentions! lol, like Jinx in League "I have the best intentions!" XD
#NOCHANGINGTHERULES :P
permaresident //at the top// of the spamming list
@GCoD: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/7f/a3/897fa3c264714cc37e63b90ae9b3f326.jpg
@Farty Fart F: Blondie is fooling you so that you THINK you are going to first class when you are really going to be in the back of the plane with the squalling brats and overweight passengers that take up two 1/s seats. Enjoy.
Blondie, good thing you have a BF coz I would have swept you with my teleray
Jessica, they make the rules and that isn't one of them.
@Catness - LOL *moves slightly to the right revealing a pot of gold beneath the floor* oh my! Well I don't need this *throws gold to backers* see? Best intentions! lol
@Muertita Gatita De Conhita - Dream on
Blondie, and just imagine, it was there the whole time!
@Potatten! You found the picture of Prof. F!! Excellent!!!
@Pr.F: No need to dream. I know it's true. Besides, you'll be too baked to do any spamming at all. Or too drunk.
@Geist, Meet Evil Class
http://www.privatejetcharter.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Black_Private_Jet.jpg
lol, I figured that's exactly the one you were looking for.
I just really really really want the super secret surprise..... and good or not, people did muster up and post songs on you tube for them ...
So close to 30k comments I can't walk away now…plus I feel like I joined the kitten corps late in the game, so to get my 1k comments cookie I'll have to be even more vocal than I usually am, which is….verbose….lol, sorry if this annoys people :P
Also - YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO BAKED OR DRUNK TO SPAM CHAT, what a silly concept lol
@F: That sucks, the lavatory on that thing has to be tiny. I wouldn't want to sit in there for a great deal of time.
I've already supplied the forum with my younger self rendering
https://www.flickr.com/photos/needfx/14470687877/
@blondie: more gold! so we can back EK some more! :D
30 Achievements will unlock: (Drumroll please) A Frozen Enchilada TV Dinner! ;)
@Potattan is that Steve Buscemi animated for some reason? lol, what is the context of that?! I mean, I have so many questions and his eyes are staring into my SOUL
Comic idea: show Prof F doing his things as he sees them, and as he sees himself. Then show him doing his things as we see them and as we see him.
Spoiler Alert: Buscemi died at the end of
My cat keeps trying to eat my lunch.
An Exploding Kittens Song in Spanish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
This is how they get exploded.
That's an old Loony Toons mad scientist
@Catness My cat stole my seat so I've been having to stand as I type the past hour lol
Speaking of Buscemi: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Jason, *groan* I hope not.
@LZ - OMG really? Wow Loony Toons really went over my head with their material when I was a kid haha
@LZ - This was how I was picturing F yesterday. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/02/meyers.gif
I loved Loony Toons when I was a kid. I've watched them as an adult and realized how much I iddn't understand
DDD, that's about right!
That wasn't Buscemi in the old Loonie Toons, it was supposed to be Peter Lorre.
View source code at EK homepage. Alone worth the $20.
Yes, but it looks like Buscemi now
@LZ, Looney Tunes is great, I haven't seen them since I was a kid, I wonder just how much I missed as a kid...
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they reaction-gif you, then you build Pron, then you take over the World.
It's Peter Lorre!
If you guys have backed and not liked this game on Facebook, get off your butts. If we all like it on there the numbers will hit over what we need for that achievement. Here's the link: https://www.facebook.com/explodingkittens
Like it damn it.
@Zeepers, that is awesome!
Yes, Prof F, then you take over the world.
But first, you need to eat your fruit cup