Goats and kittens don't make the man.... I'm just kidding.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-13T16:06:43-05:00
I know right? Like "use the whip now"> Totally normal in a normal voice, creepy as hell when whispered.
What?
Just me?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:06:47-05:00
LZ, that's so true!
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:07:19-05:00
LZ, I got a creepy, creepy text message once from a number I didn't recognize that just asked me if I was having a good time at [name of restaurant where I was sitting].
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:07:27-05:00
PoT I don't like your idea of normal. Also, I enjoy that nickname.
No no no, the creepiest thing you can do is whisper sexy talk while speaking like the old withered guy from family guy into someone's ear. That's creepy.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:07:49-05:00
PoT, +Pi for that one!
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-13T16:09:07-05:00
My wife claims my Sean Connery accent is the creepiest thing I do.
So I'll sweet talk her in that accent, or talk dirty to her and kind of whisper in her ear from behind her, and you can almost see the goosebumps forming on her arms.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:09:58-05:00
Meow-tair... ewww, why would you even?
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:10:27-05:00
I like to whisper things when I hug people for just a little too long. like smelling them deeply and then saying "mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake"
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-13T16:10:59-05:00
@Catness Because I love her...and like freaking her out. If her reactions weren't so great, I wouldn't do it.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:11:01-05:00
Catness, that's super creepy! I have a coworker who was in the cafeteria at work when he heard a creepy, whispered "I see you." He discovered that it was some dude's ringtone. He liked it and asked the guy to send it to him. The guy agreed and coworker gave guy his number. Half hour later, it still hadn't come. He was wondering where it was. Then he realized he had given guy his wife's number. His wife was sitting in the basement, doing something on the computer, in her underwear when she got the message.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-13T16:11:03-05:00
Ooooo... Lika rolls OLD SCHOOL...
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:11:22-05:00
Luka, we already have someone named the Creeper, you can't have the name.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-13T16:11:24-05:00
Great, now even when people write Pono, I see Porno. Thanks for completely ruining this conversation. ;)
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-13T16:11:43-05:00
@luka LMAO. I like you, man. I think we'll get along just fine.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:12:20-05:00
LZ, turned out to be someone I kind of knew, but his behavior did not endear him to me.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-13T16:12:26-05:00
@Potatten @LZ could always show you @Creeper's balls ;)
@LZ...Ha...not that I may not have balls too, I just didn't want to be too obvious and balls always make a good @Creeper reference ;)
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:12:31-05:00
or the always famous "please help me" and then smiling calmly when the hug breaks like nothing happened
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:12:33-05:00
Yes, Luka belongs here. Luka, villain, I presume?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:12:59-05:00
Luka, that's like a Neil Gaiman short story I just read.
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:13:06-05:00
I feel like that is slowly becoming accurate LZ
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:13:22-05:00
Tchotchke, I've kinda done that this whole time...
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:13:46-05:00
Good. We need more villains
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:14:21-05:00
"Wait...don't let go just yet" Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
I was confused because when I first saw it I didn't have my contacts in so i saw [porio] and
auto-matically assumed people were mispelling porno for some reason.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:15:02-05:00
For a short while I thought it was funny to hold on just a little too long, but no one actually minded, so I gave it up as a hobby.
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:16:23-05:00
I have a whole list of these, I've been waiting for this moment. How about "Mother told me it would be like this"
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:18:10-05:00
Luka, I think you're pretty prepared with the creeptastic lines. That's not my primary method of discomfiting people, but I'm sure they would work.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-13T16:18:18-05:00
I find it funny how Marcos blames EK as a reason why his KS isn't getting as many pledges. I guess EK is a big old bully.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-13T16:19:01-05:00
What is the name of the old creepy pervert man on Family Guy? Now THAT is a creepy mofo.
Herbert Geist, but I figured no one would no what I was talking about....
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:20:19-05:00
Luka, some of them are specific to my demographic. Not in a sexual way, but behavior that is unsettling from me wouldn't cause a ruffle from you.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:20:21-05:00
I usually just stand waaay to close to people if I want to make them uncomfortable. This sometimes backfires because I have a personal bubble, but some of the people I've tried it on don't. Of course, the fact that I'm so tall helps to make people feel uncomfortable when I do that.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-13T16:20:24-05:00
No Family Guy fans in this lot? Highly doubtful.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:21:00-05:00
Luka, as a woman of my age and size, guys get a little uncomfortable when I tell them they're wrong and refuse to be the first to break eye contact.
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:22:16-05:00
Oi, you don't know my demographic Madam. I can make guys plenty uncomfortable with that XD
I'm not sure which is better...KittenCorps or KittenCorpse
Mike Kabala 2015-02-13T16:24:46-05:00
@DinoKitten! has beedn added to the KittenCorps. Sorry, I couldn't give you Jack Black because he is a real person, but I have added your other minions: Chickenroach and Pterodogtyl.
(We already had a Roachitten, but not a Chickenroach.)
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-13T16:35:33-05:00
By my math, we're averaging 3445 likes on FB/day at our current rate. In just under three days, even assuming no uptick in the general rate of likes as we approach the goal, we should hit that just fine. This is all measured since 9AM EST, however.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:36:06-05:00
Man, that's what I always want. Less finesse, but no actual human connection.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:37:16-05:00
Meow-tair, you're killing it!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-13T16:37:52-05:00
Indeed, Luke. Indeed.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-13T16:38:38-05:00
Thanks lz. How are you today?
Mr. PACG 2015-02-13T16:38:46-05:00
What's this book of face you speak of?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-13T16:38:50-05:00
And seriously- what happened to da wolf?
Ari the Discord Kitten 2015-02-13T16:39:13-05:00
We are almost there! Exploding kittens hype!
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:39:31-05:00
PACG, it's that book in harry potter that you open and it screams at you as a face
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:39:41-05:00
I'm doing well. My motorcycle battery is charged, so I can actually take it to work today. I was kinda pissed that I couldn't yesterday. I have no idea what happened to Da Wolf
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-13T16:39:57-05:00
It likes the Facebook page or it gets the hose!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-13T16:40:02-05:00
Pac- it's the folding mirror I keep in my purse.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-13T16:40:25-05:00
Having difficulty deciding on a nickname Luka?
Ari the Discord Kitten 2015-02-13T16:40:38-05:00
Luka, mine just screamed and slapped my butt. Can I haz refund on book of face?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:40:44-05:00
Catz, this is an actionable plan and I approve!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:40:54-05:00
It puts the lotion in the basket so it can like the Facebook page!
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-13T16:41:02-05:00
@LZ Still too cold to ride, here. My Honda does not like to start when it's cold. The next bike is going to fuel injected, I swear. Maybe air-cooled, too.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-13T16:41:36-05:00
Huzzah on bike!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:41:47-05:00
It's 59 where I am. It should still be too cold to ride, but it isn't
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-13T16:41:58-05:00
Okay, back from running around. $90K to Pono ....
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-13T16:42:23-05:00
My wife has agreed that my next bike can be a Valkyrie. Now we just need to get the money for it.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-13T16:42:35-05:00
I see all now that my minions have fed me offerings of coffee beans! Nothing escapes my gaze now!
You, you there! Yes you! You didn't like the Exploding Kittens Facebook page! Like it now!
Luka Sondern 2015-02-13T16:42:38-05:00
no Ari, be grateful for what you get. Selfish.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-13T16:42:47-05:00
LZ, do you have heated gloves and such?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-13T16:43:09-05:00
Which means we are still on track to beat Pono tomorrow ... leaving those final three for the end of the campaign.
One of the creepiest things you can whisper is "I see you"
Goats and kittens don't make the man.... I'm just kidding.
I know right? Like "use the whip now"> Totally normal in a normal voice, creepy as hell when whispered.
What?
Just me?
LZ, that's so true!
LZ, I got a creepy, creepy text message once from a number I didn't recognize that just asked me if I was having a good time at [name of restaurant where I was sitting].
PoT I don't like your idea of normal. Also, I enjoy that nickname.
LZ, then an, "I see you."
No no no, the creepiest thing you can do is whisper sexy talk while speaking like the old withered guy from family guy into someone's ear. That's creepy.
PoT, +Pi for that one!
My wife claims my Sean Connery accent is the creepiest thing I do.
So I'll sweet talk her in that accent, or talk dirty to her and kind of whisper in her ear from behind her, and you can almost see the goosebumps forming on her arms.
Meow-tair... ewww, why would you even?
I like to whisper things when I hug people for just a little too long. like smelling them deeply and then saying "mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake"
@Catness Because I love her...and like freaking her out. If her reactions weren't so great, I wouldn't do it.
Catness, that's super creepy! I have a coworker who was in the cafeteria at work when he heard a creepy, whispered "I see you." He discovered that it was some dude's ringtone. He liked it and asked the guy to send it to him. The guy agreed and coworker gave guy his number. Half hour later, it still hadn't come. He was wondering where it was. Then he realized he had given guy his wife's number. His wife was sitting in the basement, doing something on the computer, in her underwear when she got the message.
Ooooo... Lika rolls OLD SCHOOL...
Luka, we already have someone named the Creeper, you can't have the name.
Great, now even when people write Pono, I see Porno. Thanks for completely ruining this conversation. ;)
@luka LMAO. I like you, man. I think we'll get along just fine.
LZ, turned out to be someone I kind of knew, but his behavior did not endear him to me.
@Potatten @LZ could always show you @Creeper's balls ;)
@LZ...Ha...not that I may not have balls too, I just didn't want to be too obvious and balls always make a good @Creeper reference ;)
or the always famous "please help me" and then smiling calmly when the hug breaks like nothing happened
Yes, Luka belongs here. Luka, villain, I presume?
Luka, that's like a Neil Gaiman short story I just read.
I feel like that is slowly becoming accurate LZ
Tchotchke, I've kinda done that this whole time...
Good. We need more villains
"Wait...don't let go just yet" Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
I was confused because when I first saw it I didn't have my contacts in so i saw [porio] and
auto-matically assumed people were mispelling porno for some reason.
For a short while I thought it was funny to hold on just a little too long, but no one actually minded, so I gave it up as a hobby.
I have a whole list of these, I've been waiting for this moment. How about "Mother told me it would be like this"
Luka, I think you're pretty prepared with the creeptastic lines. That's not my primary method of discomfiting people, but I'm sure they would work.
I find it funny how Marcos blames EK as a reason why his KS isn't getting as many pledges. I guess EK is a big old bully.
What is the name of the old creepy pervert man on Family Guy? Now THAT is a creepy mofo.
I can always use more methods Catness
Herbert Geist, but I figured no one would no what I was talking about....
Luka, some of them are specific to my demographic. Not in a sexual way, but behavior that is unsettling from me wouldn't cause a ruffle from you.
I usually just stand waaay to close to people if I want to make them uncomfortable. This sometimes backfires because I have a personal bubble, but some of the people I've tried it on don't. Of course, the fact that I'm so tall helps to make people feel uncomfortable when I do that.
No Family Guy fans in this lot? Highly doubtful.
Luka, as a woman of my age and size, guys get a little uncomfortable when I tell them they're wrong and refuse to be the first to break eye contact.
Oi, you don't know my demographic Madam. I can make guys plenty uncomfortable with that XD
Herbert is the guy you're thinking of.
Luka, that's true.
I said that.... and that the whispered Herbert voice would be creepy.... it got buried...
Welcome all Newcomers! :)
I'm heading home...laters KittenCorpsers
Ah, so you did, and so it did
Ta ta, Cha!
By Cha!
Greetings Aaron, care to join our midst?
I'm not sure which is better...KittenCorps or KittenCorpse
@DinoKitten! has beedn added to the KittenCorps. Sorry, I couldn't give you Jack Black because he is a real person, but I have added your other minions: Chickenroach and Pterodogtyl.
(We already had a Roachitten, but not a Chickenroach.)
Bye Cha!!!
That depends on how hungry you are
CB, did we get the badgitten or the berserkitten?
So how exactly does the nickname thing work?
KittenCorpse sounds like a terrible metal band name.
I'll be copyrighting that any day now
*cracks eyes open* heyyuyy
Luka, you just pick one and tell us.
Luka, pick your name, write a short bio, pick a secret power and minions if you want and email them all the cheetahbutt@kittencorps.com.
oh look, my automatic arch nemesis, The Creeper. or maybe automatic ally.
After you've picked your name, you can modify your display name in the Kickstarter settings and *boom*. Done!
Ally. I'm neutral. A very sleepy neutral.
Original secretary/note-taker, baker and resident hottie
Creeper, you may be neutral, but we don't have neutral feelings about you. If Luka decides to be your enemy, we'll take him down.
Ok... That last one I just added in
CB, Creeper's bio needs to be updated to include "resident hottie."
No cake for him, the
Almost to 90k on the book o' faces.
89,831 likes
Oh man. That nap was GLORIOUS. But I fell asleep on my arm. My left hand has NO IDEA what my right is doing.
https://www.facebook.com/explodingkittens
Like the EK Facebook page to get the last achieve that unlocks the final stretch goal.
Creeper, that's the right time to attack!
That can be seen as a blessing Creeper, depending on how lonely you are
For you, Creeper: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
By my math, we're averaging 3445 likes on FB/day at our current rate. In just under three days, even assuming no uptick in the general rate of likes as we approach the goal, we should hit that just fine. This is all measured since 9AM EST, however.
Man, that's what I always want. Less finesse, but no actual human connection.
Meow-tair, you're killing it!
Indeed, Luke. Indeed.
Thanks lz. How are you today?
What's this book of face you speak of?
And seriously- what happened to da wolf?
We are almost there! Exploding kittens hype!
PACG, it's that book in harry potter that you open and it screams at you as a face
https://www.facebook.com/explodingkittens
I'm doing well. My motorcycle battery is charged, so I can actually take it to work today. I was kinda pissed that I couldn't yesterday. I have no idea what happened to Da Wolf
It likes the Facebook page or it gets the hose!
Pac- it's the folding mirror I keep in my purse.
Having difficulty deciding on a nickname Luka?
Luka, mine just screamed and slapped my butt. Can I haz refund on book of face?
Catz, this is an actionable plan and I approve!
It puts the lotion in the basket so it can like the Facebook page!
@LZ Still too cold to ride, here. My Honda does not like to start when it's cold. The next bike is going to fuel injected, I swear. Maybe air-cooled, too.
Huzzah on bike!
It's 59 where I am. It should still be too cold to ride, but it isn't
Okay, back from running around. $90K to Pono ....
My wife has agreed that my next bike can be a Valkyrie. Now we just need to get the money for it.
I see all now that my minions have fed me offerings of coffee beans! Nothing escapes my gaze now!
You, you there! Yes you! You didn't like the Exploding Kittens Facebook page! Like it now!
no Ari, be grateful for what you get. Selfish.
LZ, do you have heated gloves and such?
Which means we are still on track to beat Pono tomorrow ... leaving those final three for the end of the campaign.