Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:29:46-05:00
It's okay, LB, don't be tempted to defect to the heroes side. They talk a good game, but the villains are really where it's at. We have unlimited access to niparitas (margaritas made with catnip)
T-shirt here. Pajamas demotivate me at the morning when it's cold. Don't want to take it off.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:31:12-05:00
Yeah, when I spend the majority of my day at home, dealing with my nosy landlord and 15 people at my door, and frigid weather... i don't wear cotton sports shorts
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T01:31:26-05:00
no, no, I could never be a hero, my evil laugh is just too good. I just wanted to dangle the thread of hope in front of them!!!!!
Speaking of which... I better brush my teeth. I'm getting late.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:32:13-05:00
and whenever i wear anything that's above the knee or shows shoulders- i get "oh hey, look at you victoria's secret over here!" from my landlord. I'm living in a sitcom.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:32:40-05:00
I mostly just use pajamas for when I want something comfortable in which to lounge around the house. Never for sleeping in.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:33:09-05:00
Living in a sitcom? does the laugh track get annoying?
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T01:34:04-05:00
@LB - Meh, Lord Z is also biased beyond biased... There have been a lot of quality villains, sure, but they also absorb a lot of the oddballs like a magnet... (Maybe, more like some kind of orbital gravitational pull...)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:34:58-05:00
That's why I keep trying to recruit new ones! We need more quality villains, fewer.....Fs
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:35:37-05:00
@Lz- just the laughing in my head to keep from going insane.
frigid weather is awesome, I usually keep my window open when it's freezing. though it's a pain to get out of bed.
also, opening the door wearing only shorts is a great way to scare people selling stuff
Heather Graves 2015-02-17T01:35:57-05:00
I just voted on twitter #rsvpizza for New Orleans LA-SPCA, because goodness knows we're all gonna be wicked hungover after Mardi Gras and #BackerParty, so some cheesy-pizza yumminess would certainly help!
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T01:36:23-05:00
but aren't the villians supposed to be the oddballs,the qutcasts, the failed science experiments!!?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:37:31-05:00
@LZ- my landlord and I yell at each other through the wall. His office is in the front of the building, and i have the rest of the ground floor. There's a door between his office and my bedroom. It's blocked, and i have curtains over it, and tried to soundproof to no avail. I sneeze, he yells "YOU GETTING SICK? MELISSA!!! YOU GOTTA GET MORE SLEEP" and then he shows up an hour later with soup.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:37:32-05:00
We have some successful science experiments, too. But the oddballs and outcasts are a common trope for villains.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:38:11-05:00
Oh. My. Goodness. You ARE living in a sitcom!
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T01:38:35-05:00
169169 backers
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T01:38:40-05:00
I have to sleep in a night gown, knee length.
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T01:39:46-05:00
I think I'll remain a villiian thru and thru, it's just too much fun being bad, and when you're a sentient mound of kitty litter in human form you tend to have alot of pent up evil!!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:39:56-05:00
@litter-boxer.... or the geniuses...
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T01:41:21-05:00
See, that's where it comes apart for me. I mean, even FAILED science experiments, so long as they are controlled, are ultimately for the benefit of science and the people... something to build up from. :D
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T01:41:33-05:00
What's wrong with us Vittens?
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T01:41:58-05:00
@creeper and of course the geniuses, who better to create those 'failed' experiments?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:42:02-05:00
LZ - That's not even the half of it. his mother has a very thick italian accent.... you can hardly understand her. Sweet, short, elderly woman... then one day she got angry about something and started cursing. CRYSTAL CLEAR. Finishing yelling at the person, then turns to me, speaks italian and kisses me on both cheeks and hobbles away (she lives a few buildings down)
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T01:42:20-05:00
@LB - Ok, fair enough. It IS hard to argue with a sentient mound. :P
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:42:26-05:00
What's really funny is when a villain fails.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:42:51-05:00
"sentient mound of kitty litter in human form" reminds me of my ex.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:43:29-05:00
Creeper +All the things for the last two comments.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:45:48-05:00
My friends enjoy coming over to my place when my landlord is around, They kinda watch and listen to us with giddy delight. I turn super-guido and start yelling at him. It's nice. :)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:46:01-05:00
@Geist - don't get me started
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:46:08-05:00
One of the villains amongst us thought it would be utterly evil to fuse the plants of the world with cheetos, making all the plants spontaneously sprout edible cheetos. He solved world hunger. I'd call that a failure.
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T01:47:31-05:00
yes but cheetos are not very healthy so maybe they were attempting to create an obese populace over time........
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:47:37-05:00
@Idle - exactly. He cares very much for me. even though We scream at each other all day. He came in one day, and i had been crying, and he was all worked up the whole day. Near the very end he calls me in his office, and dead serious- "i don't advertise this. I don't talk about it. But i mean it when I say that if you're crying because of someone and you need him to be handled - give me a name and 24 hours." and he was more serious then than ever before.
Heather Graves 2015-02-17T01:48:05-05:00
@Creeper You're lucky that your landlord is funny and entertaining. My old landlord was chubby dude who hung around wearing nothing else but boxers and crushing on me. I was pretty sure that freakazoid drilled a peeping hole into my bathroom from his place next door! #yuck
If he made all the gyms into packaging stations - maybe. But he didn't so we love him.
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T01:49:05-05:00
@creeper does your landlord have a thick jersey accent and wear tracksuits?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:49:24-05:00
@Heather -eghhhh, noooo!!!! I HATE that feeling!!!!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T01:51:06-05:00
@LZ - I guess, good or evil, it depends on what your long term goals are. I mean, I shouldn't be telling you this, but I've been recruiting F's slaves since the beginning of production of Pron, exchanging moon rocks to sell on ebay for their freedom.
I'd like to meet your landlord. Nice guy.
Not yours, Heather. Ewww.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:51:28-05:00
Litter-Boxer - not tracksuit, usually jeans and white t shirt or white long sleeved... what are they called?? ... the waffle-pattern knit... but Super thick long-island. says "Yous" "underwears" and obsessed about me not being a married woman. "I don't get it. you're pretty and you cook. Why aren't you married yet" ON halloween - "You dressing like a married woman today?" me- "No, I'd ask if you're dressing like a jackass today, but that's every day."
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:51:57-05:00
Creeper, that reminds me of a story I heard from I guy I knew who went to Italy on his mission. He said that there was a pair of sister missionaries that he knew who had made friends with a member of the mafia. One day, they were on their way to a dinner appointment with this guy, but they had to walk because their car was stolen that day. They ended up being super late. He wasn't very happy. When he asked why they were late, they told him about the stolen car. He asked for a complete description of the car. A few days later, their car was in front of their house. It had been detailed and had a big red bow on it. There was also a note assuring them that the guy who stole their car wouldn't be stealing cars anymore.
Heather Graves 2015-02-17T01:51:59-05:00
@Creeper And my landlord before him was a violator who broke into my neighbor's apartment, smoked all his MJ, ate all his cookies, and was found sleeping on his living room sofa when he got home! #CrazyPeepsOutThere
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:53:02-05:00
LZ- HOLY CRAP. That's amazing.
Heather- Sweet lord!!! You need to get some normal landlords!!! Where do you live?!?!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T01:53:37-05:00
Holy shit Creeper. You landlord said that? The first thing that ran though my head was the short list of people that I would want "handled". And then I'd be like Dr. Melfie (or whatever the doc's name was on the Sopranos) and refuse the offer knowing I could have some someone roughed up a little.
Heather Graves 2015-02-17T01:53:38-05:00
@tsveta I'm glad these are my old landlords. I hardly even see my current one. Yeh, but we called the chubby dude "Buddha" because his big belly was always hanging out in his boxers! #TheNakednessNoMakeItStop
Heather Graves 2015-02-17T01:54:12-05:00
@Creeper New Orleans! We have the patent on weirdos here, both good and bad.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:54:29-05:00
@DDD, I guess you weren't here for the conversation in which we decided that ProfF is a mental patient who we all just humor. Pron is actually a LEGO DeathStar, and he has a bunch of other LEGOs to play with in conjunction with it. All the 'slaves' are LEGO minifigures.
No more landlords. Mortgage forever but no landlords.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T01:56:47-05:00
@LZ - Well crap it all LZ, of course I was there (or at least reading) for that. But HE doesn't know that.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T01:56:59-05:00
Heather - Yeah, NO? That makes sense now...
@Geist- it's like holding on to something that i know can be powerful... and i'll use it when absolutely necessary.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:57:35-05:00
That's a good point, DDD
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T01:58:08-05:00
Anyway, Midnight is about to toll, which means the holiday pay will cut off, which means it's time for me to go home. I'll check back in a bit.
Honestly , I actually didn't get a chance to read many of F's offerings today. Is he officially back?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T02:05:20-05:00
I can't figure out how to screen capture on this silly tablet
Jason "The Litter-Boxer" Poston 2015-02-17T02:06:19-05:00
Goodnight fine folks, I have to go bed, a new day of villainy awaits!! Thanks for letting me join the ranks :)
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T02:06:33-05:00
Yes DDD. He is back and as chatty as ever
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T02:07:15-05:00
Later Boxer!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T02:07:29-05:00
Goodnight LB! Rest up :)
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T02:08:38-05:00
@Geist - I figured :) Didn't have the chance to look back over his re-emerging.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T02:12:08-05:00
And here's the lull. :|
Jordi De Coster 2015-02-17T02:13:41-05:00
I ordered the 35 dollar pack, 50 dollars including shipping. If I want a second set I just need to change my amount to 85 dollars and they will know I want 2?
Kirk Nelson 2015-02-17T02:14:33-05:00
Ha! This is the craziest and most insane KS project I have ever seen! Wow. Almost $7MIL. That's quite an accomplishment. And the people just jumping on by the thousands! Oh well...best of luck with the project! I'm tapping out. Enjoy the game as it looks like it might actually be fun for a couple play throughs but I'll just wait and get my copy on ebay in 6 months for $10. Goodnight, John-boy.
@Jordi - Most likely that's the default, but we expect that EK/Kickstarter will send email surveys to backers that will let them clarify how they want the money attributed for additional decks etc... 35$ will include the regular deck, plus one NSFW deck.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T02:18:20-05:00
@Jordi - Yes- as long as you pledge the correct amount, a survey will go out near the shipping date asking your address and confirming how your money is spent.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T02:23:20-05:00
i can't comment on projects that i haven't backed. must be backing out near the end or just saying it to be douchey
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T02:23:37-05:00
However, I DO know that the cards will be some kind of flat material that is stackable. And once stacked will form a DECK that will fit inside the "BOX"
if only I was a hero, my litter controlling powers could diffuse the ice and snow plaguing the east coast.....if only........
This is true, Litter-boxer... many people do use litter on ice...
people actually wear pajama's?
I sleep in a cotton sports shortT
speaking of sleep, i'm off to bed
Totes MaGoats!
It's okay, LB, don't be tempted to defect to the heroes side. They talk a good game, but the villains are really where it's at. We have unlimited access to niparitas (margaritas made with catnip)
T-shirt here. Pajamas demotivate me at the morning when it's cold. Don't want to take it off.
Yeah, when I spend the majority of my day at home, dealing with my nosy landlord and 15 people at my door, and frigid weather... i don't wear cotton sports shorts
no, no, I could never be a hero, my evil laugh is just too good. I just wanted to dangle the thread of hope in front of them!!!!!
Speaking of which... I better brush my teeth. I'm getting late.
and whenever i wear anything that's above the knee or shows shoulders- i get "oh hey, look at you victoria's secret over here!" from my landlord. I'm living in a sitcom.
I mostly just use pajamas for when I want something comfortable in which to lounge around the house. Never for sleeping in.
Living in a sitcom? does the laugh track get annoying?
@LB - Meh, Lord Z is also biased beyond biased... There have been a lot of quality villains, sure, but they also absorb a lot of the oddballs like a magnet... (Maybe, more like some kind of orbital gravitational pull...)
That's why I keep trying to recruit new ones! We need more quality villains, fewer.....Fs
@Lz- just the laughing in my head to keep from going insane.
frigid weather is awesome, I usually keep my window open when it's freezing. though it's a pain to get out of bed.
also, opening the door wearing only shorts is a great way to scare people selling stuff
I just voted on twitter #rsvpizza for New Orleans LA-SPCA, because goodness knows we're all gonna be wicked hungover after Mardi Gras and #BackerParty, so some cheesy-pizza yumminess would certainly help!
but aren't the villians supposed to be the oddballs,the qutcasts, the failed science experiments!!?
@LZ- my landlord and I yell at each other through the wall. His office is in the front of the building, and i have the rest of the ground floor. There's a door between his office and my bedroom. It's blocked, and i have curtains over it, and tried to soundproof to no avail. I sneeze, he yells "YOU GETTING SICK? MELISSA!!! YOU GOTTA GET MORE SLEEP" and then he shows up an hour later with soup.
We have some successful science experiments, too. But the oddballs and outcasts are a common trope for villains.
Oh. My. Goodness. You ARE living in a sitcom!
169169 backers
I have to sleep in a night gown, knee length.
I think I'll remain a villiian thru and thru, it's just too much fun being bad, and when you're a sentient mound of kitty litter in human form you tend to have alot of pent up evil!!
@litter-boxer.... or the geniuses...
See, that's where it comes apart for me. I mean, even FAILED science experiments, so long as they are controlled, are ultimately for the benefit of science and the people... something to build up from. :D
What's wrong with us Vittens?
@creeper and of course the geniuses, who better to create those 'failed' experiments?
LZ - That's not even the half of it. his mother has a very thick italian accent.... you can hardly understand her. Sweet, short, elderly woman... then one day she got angry about something and started cursing. CRYSTAL CLEAR. Finishing yelling at the person, then turns to me, speaks italian and kisses me on both cheeks and hobbles away (she lives a few buildings down)
@LB - Ok, fair enough. It IS hard to argue with a sentient mound. :P
What's really funny is when a villain fails.
"sentient mound of kitty litter in human form" reminds me of my ex.
Creeper +All the things for the last two comments.
Haha @Creeper sitcoms have to watch and learn!
Sonicare. Better than all the pajamas.
When a villain fails, it frequently turns into an act of heroism
Villains never fail. we simply retreat to scheme another day....
LOL@Creeper. There must have been something nice about him
there's nothing nice about sentient kitty litter....
@Creep - Yes, from me also +ALL with some kind of multiplier.
Your landlord is so oldschool. But he cares so no harm.
bedtime goodnight y'all
My friends enjoy coming over to my place when my landlord is around, They kinda watch and listen to us with giddy delight. I turn super-guido and start yelling at him. It's nice. :)
@Geist - don't get me started
One of the villains amongst us thought it would be utterly evil to fuse the plants of the world with cheetos, making all the plants spontaneously sprout edible cheetos. He solved world hunger. I'd call that a failure.
Good night Euclitten.
yes but cheetos are not very healthy so maybe they were attempting to create an obese populace over time........
@Idle - exactly. He cares very much for me. even though We scream at each other all day. He came in one day, and i had been crying, and he was all worked up the whole day. Near the very end he calls me in his office, and dead serious- "i don't advertise this. I don't talk about it. But i mean it when I say that if you're crying because of someone and you need him to be handled - give me a name and 24 hours." and he was more serious then than ever before.
@Creeper You're lucky that your landlord is funny and entertaining. My old landlord was chubby dude who hung around wearing nothing else but boxers and crushing on me. I was pretty sure that freakazoid drilled a peeping hole into my bathroom from his place next door! #yuck
If he made all the gyms into packaging stations - maybe. But he didn't so we love him.
@creeper does your landlord have a thick jersey accent and wear tracksuits?
@Heather -eghhhh, noooo!!!! I HATE that feeling!!!!
@LZ - I guess, good or evil, it depends on what your long term goals are. I mean, I shouldn't be telling you this, but I've been recruiting F's slaves since the beginning of production of Pron, exchanging moon rocks to sell on ebay for their freedom.
I'd like to meet your landlord. Nice guy.
Not yours, Heather. Ewww.
Litter-Boxer - not tracksuit, usually jeans and white t shirt or white long sleeved... what are they called?? ... the waffle-pattern knit... but Super thick long-island. says "Yous" "underwears" and obsessed about me not being a married woman. "I don't get it. you're pretty and you cook. Why aren't you married yet" ON halloween - "You dressing like a married woman today?" me- "No, I'd ask if you're dressing like a jackass today, but that's every day."
Creeper, that reminds me of a story I heard from I guy I knew who went to Italy on his mission. He said that there was a pair of sister missionaries that he knew who had made friends with a member of the mafia. One day, they were on their way to a dinner appointment with this guy, but they had to walk because their car was stolen that day. They ended up being super late. He wasn't very happy. When he asked why they were late, they told him about the stolen car. He asked for a complete description of the car. A few days later, their car was in front of their house. It had been detailed and had a big red bow on it. There was also a note assuring them that the guy who stole their car wouldn't be stealing cars anymore.
@Creeper And my landlord before him was a violator who broke into my neighbor's apartment, smoked all his MJ, ate all his cookies, and was found sleeping on his living room sofa when he got home! #CrazyPeepsOutThere
LZ- HOLY CRAP. That's amazing.
Heather- Sweet lord!!! You need to get some normal landlords!!! Where do you live?!?!
Holy shit Creeper. You landlord said that? The first thing that ran though my head was the short list of people that I would want "handled". And then I'd be like Dr. Melfie (or whatever the doc's name was on the Sopranos) and refuse the offer knowing I could have some someone roughed up a little.
@tsveta I'm glad these are my old landlords. I hardly even see my current one. Yeh, but we called the chubby dude "Buddha" because his big belly was always hanging out in his boxers! #TheNakednessNoMakeItStop
@Creeper New Orleans! We have the patent on weirdos here, both good and bad.
@DDD, I guess you weren't here for the conversation in which we decided that ProfF is a mental patient who we all just humor. Pron is actually a LEGO DeathStar, and he has a bunch of other LEGOs to play with in conjunction with it. All the 'slaves' are LEGO minifigures.
We had a monthly pay-meeting with our landlord. Now it's all ours, baby!
@LZ That Italy story is amaze-balls!
No more landlords. Mortgage forever but no landlords.
@LZ - Well crap it all LZ, of course I was there (or at least reading) for that. But HE doesn't know that.
Heather - Yeah, NO? That makes sense now...
@Geist- it's like holding on to something that i know can be powerful... and i'll use it when absolutely necessary.
That's a good point, DDD
Anyway, Midnight is about to toll, which means the holiday pay will cut off, which means it's time for me to go home. I'll check back in a bit.
Someone take a shot of 170k.
And 6,789,012.
@Idle - I'll try, but why can't you?
I might miss that at work.
Ah :)
I'll try anyway.
I thought the reason F really went on "holiday" is because they upped his dosage of Prozac
Don't know for sure if I'll be up that long... Tough to say...they keep ticking in. :)
Hope they give me two hours :)
Honestly , I actually didn't get a chance to read many of F's offerings today. Is he officially back?
I can't figure out how to screen capture on this silly tablet
Goodnight fine folks, I have to go bed, a new day of villainy awaits!! Thanks for letting me join the ranks :)
Yes DDD. He is back and as chatty as ever
Later Boxer!
Goodnight LB! Rest up :)
@Geist - I figured :) Didn't have the chance to look back over his re-emerging.
And here's the lull. :|
I ordered the 35 dollar pack, 50 dollars including shipping. If I want a second set I just need to change my amount to 85 dollars and they will know I want 2?
Ha! This is the craziest and most insane KS project I have ever seen! Wow. Almost $7MIL. That's quite an accomplishment. And the people just jumping on by the thousands! Oh well...best of luck with the project! I'm tapping out. Enjoy the game as it looks like it might actually be fun for a couple play throughs but I'll just wait and get my copy on ebay in 6 months for $10. Goodnight, John-boy.
@Geist what's your tablet?
@Jordi - Most likely that's the default, but we expect that EK/Kickstarter will send email surveys to backers that will let them clarify how they want the money attributed for additional decks etc... 35$ will include the regular deck, plus one NSFW deck.
Oh yay we broke 40K comments! So what did I miss? :D
@Jordi exactly.
@Jordi - Yes- as long as you pledge the correct amount, a survey will go out near the shipping date asking your address and confirming how your money is spent.
Nothing much, Smashley.
Hmm... a KirkTroll. That's new.
Right? that was so awkward.
Doesn't he have to be a backer to post here? Or he just has to have backed a KS project? I'm actually not sure how it all works.
A dollar here minimum.
i can't comment on projects that i haven't backed. must be backing out near the end or just saying it to be douchey
However, I DO know that the cards will be some kind of flat material that is stackable. And once stacked will form a DECK that will fit inside the "BOX"