A cage match between back hair and the Kraken...or have you done that one already?
Bud Holtfort 2015-02-17T14:29:56-05:00
OMG! Please draw a grizzly bear with chainsaw paws!
Kristie Hart 2015-02-17T14:29:56-05:00
A tavern/pub sign for "The Duck and Pumpkin"
Aubrey S 2015-02-17T14:29:59-05:00
Illustration request: High school students who are simultaneously horrified and yet delighted that their English teacher backed a game called Exploding Kittens.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T14:30:02-05:00
Ooh, a drawing of A Taco Cat playing A Butt Tuba! :)
Ryan B Atherton 2015-02-17T14:30:05-05:00
Kitten with claws sunk into temples of human (as if controlling the brain). Human is carving a large tuna and blowing a dog whistle. Lambs are dancing around a fire.
Dear Mr. The Oatmeal, I spent the wee hours of the morning cleaning up my sweet little 6 year old's puke and now she has a fever of 104. Surely there's an awesome drawing that would cheer her (and me) up a little bit?
Rachel Seppi 2015-02-17T14:30:07-05:00
My cat's obsession with chewing live wires.
Jennifer 2015-02-17T14:30:07-05:00
Sad panda holding an about-to-explode kitten
Elisabeth 2015-02-17T14:30:08-05:00
I think is good drawing cannon fodder.
My friend and I at a local festival this past summer. One of us is wearing a plush dinosaur head.
http://imgur.com/EVtssj9
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-17T14:30:12-05:00
@POT Amen! To facebook?
divinekaiserdragon 2015-02-17T14:30:13-05:00
What this guy said:
Jack Regnart 2 minutes ago
Draw a t-Rex being exploded by a kitten and another t-Rex failing to laser it because it has stupid forearms. Please...
Jibbers and a kitten both looking crazed at a pack of pudding cups that has a bundle of dynamite which is rigged to explode if you open any of the pudding cup lids.
Thank you so much for facing the onslaught of commenters!
My son adores rhinos. Adores them so much, in fact, that he willingly asks for donations to Save the Rhino International every year instead of presents at his birthday party. Oh please, oh please, could you please draw a rhino, perhaps rocking out on guitar or playing video games (two things the kiddo also adores).
Benjamin Delbenes 2015-02-17T14:31:23-05:00
It would be awesome to have a drawing of Cheeto! He loves to sleep with his tongue out!
Probably got your hands full now, but we have a three legged cat with no teeth and the heart of a lion. He lost it while climbing K2. His name is Trigger but is known as Trigmeister General, because he served in 'nam. These days he only BASE jumps every other weekend, gets melancholy when he listens to The Cure and knits sweaters for orphaned penguins all around the world. It would cheer him up to have you draw his achievements. Thanks Matthew, you're a pal.
A cat burglar. Who is a cat. A big, fat, lazy cat who can't be bothered to sneak up on anything, but just takes what it wants and glares at you. Stealing something from a ninja.
Vincent Farallo 2015-02-17T14:31:35-05:00
Salamander riding a rattlesnake.
Anjie Kendall 2015-02-17T14:31:35-05:00
Oh, I'd totally love a drawing a garden gnome petting a kitten, while another kitten sits on its head. I need this in my life because of reasons.
Zelda Twinkletoes 2015-02-17T14:31:35-05:00
The Snuggle Bunny Liberation Army wants YOU!
Ruth Zurawka 2015-02-17T14:31:36-05:00
How about some kittens working on a computer creating an "Exploding Human" deck!
SCENE: Cupcats being served to DJ kitten while Zombie kitten dances.... a kitten in a sauerkraut jar on the DJ booth...
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:31:37-05:00
Plastic cards wearing flannel sleeves!! -____-
Eoin Looney 2015-02-17T14:31:40-05:00
A cage fight between Mr Celcius and Mr Fahrenheit
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-17T14:31:40-05:00
Trinkets! That is all.
Sean Bell 2015-02-17T14:31:41-05:00
I need to see a mantis shrimp going head to head against a Japanese hornet, while destroying Tokyo, in the vein of everyone's favorite Kaiju movies.
James Flynn 2015-02-17T14:31:42-05:00
You know, it would great if you could draw a picture of me in my brand new office that I just happened to get on the same day that the 30th achievement was unlocked. Coincidence? I think not.
Oneisnone 2015-02-17T14:31:42-05:00
Skittle Farting Unicorn!!!!
Cassandra LeDuc 2015-02-17T14:31:45-05:00
a kitten and a goat in a staring contest with laser beams coming out of their eyes.
Philip Turkiewicz 2015-02-17T14:31:45-05:00
Draw an abyss/ black hole of swirling darkness and back hair.
OR OR OR a cat jumping gracefully over a moon and into a pit of silver spoons and broken cradles.
Alan Phan 2015-02-17T14:31:45-05:00
My son and I on his 1st Birthday, last month, checking out the beach for the first time (in his life).
Grace "Ms. Edukitten" M. 2015-02-17T14:31:54-05:00
@idle OH! Thanks!
Al Baxter 2015-02-17T14:31:54-05:00
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
Mark Logan 2015-02-17T14:31:56-05:00
A gentleman cat in the parlor smoking a cigar while reading the comics and pasing gas.
Meg Morley 2015-02-17T14:31:57-05:00
I think it would be awesome if you drew this super lady-like Scottish wildcat hybrid we used to have (she escaped into the wilds of Vermont and is probably even now creating an aggressive new species that will bring about the downfall of humanity):
Since I'm from BraziI and we are on carnival at this exact moment, I would like to see a Brazilian exploding kitty at carnival. If possible, you could include farts. Thanks. :)
My great uncle Jack passed away on 1/26. We spent every Saturday and Sunday morning together with a pack of dogs watching soccer, and it would mean the world to me if you turned him into one of your horribly wonderful grotesque illustrations!
David Moses 2015-02-17T14:32:21-05:00
Constipated Kitten. Nuff said. ;)
Al Baxter 2015-02-17T14:32:21-05:00
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
Ben Lonsdale 2015-02-17T14:32:23-05:00
Dear the Oatmeal, today was supposed to be long run day before my first 100 miler. Instead, I am mostly on the sofa eating all the pancakes with homemade raspberry jam. We'll be seeing the pancakes again in a few minutes x
a golden retriever and a corgi being as sherlock and watson - the DERPIEST.
Simon's Cat and an Exploding Cat duo of best friendness and debauchery!
Batman, only as a cat, with cat toys in the utility belt and maybe Alfred, chasing a robin.
I would like to see myself drawn as a piece of bacon, since I am a Bacon. :)
https://www.facebook.com/mark.n.bacon
Do you think that trick I devised a few days ago, paying artists to ignore other user's requests, will it fly?
Draw a cat harvesting my soul while I sleep
Jibbers playing exploding kittens with jesus, buddah and the flying spaghetti monster.
A drag queen flaming kitten with a rainbow shooting out of it's butt landing on a unicorn head...PLEASE?!?!!? And you guys super RULE!!
Scratch that, someone should be riding a mantis shrimp into battle.
As a proud parent backer I feel there should be at least one card of a little shit monster toddler on a rampage.
Please draw a pack of kittens chasing a scared T-rex trying to run away!
http://imgur.com/ccdJsV8
I'm trying to save them all. As is Cheetah Butt and Potatten .
Dog playing poker and drinking beer.
http://imgur.com/ATyzRnJ
DRAGON NINJAS VS A ROBOT DINOSAUR FLYING A P-40B FLYING TIGER.
Our kitty... named Inigo Montoya (yes, Prince Bride!) loves to wrestle with his best friend/mortal enemy the stuffed wolf. But sometimes, that's all very exhausting so he surrenders to a little nap. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oiox0VjXrv8/THX9H4IC7II/AAAAAAAAAD4/QqLIj4WMwfo/s1600/20100825_Inigo_011.jpg)
A cage match between back hair and the Kraken...or have you done that one already?
OMG! Please draw a grizzly bear with chainsaw paws!
A tavern/pub sign for "The Duck and Pumpkin"
Illustration request: High school students who are simultaneously horrified and yet delighted that their English teacher backed a game called Exploding Kittens.
Ooh, a drawing of A Taco Cat playing A Butt Tuba! :)
Kitten with claws sunk into temples of human (as if controlling the brain). Human is carving a large tuna and blowing a dog whistle. Lambs are dancing around a fire.
Please draw ben! kthxbye! http://cloud.trx.tips/Zp1w
Dear Mr. The Oatmeal, I spent the wee hours of the morning cleaning up my sweet little 6 year old's puke and now she has a fever of 104. Surely there's an awesome drawing that would cheer her (and me) up a little bit?
My cat's obsession with chewing live wires.
Sad panda holding an about-to-explode kitten
I think is good drawing cannon fodder.
My friend and I at a local festival this past summer. One of us is wearing a plush dinosaur head.
http://imgur.com/EVtssj9
@POT Amen! To facebook?
What this guy said:
Jack Regnart 2 minutes ago
Draw a t-Rex being exploded by a kitten and another t-Rex failing to laser it because it has stupid forearms. Please...
Hangry Cats.
A hedgehog riding my dog Ellie. Or the other way around. Or either. http://imgur.com/OIWg7rh
Max wants the Blerch dressed as Captain America.
Drawing suggestion:
Jibbers and a kitten both looking crazed at a pack of pudding cups that has a bundle of dynamite which is rigged to explode if you open any of the pudding cup lids.
@Edukitten read here
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
I would love to see a Mardi Gras-themed kitten, maybe with explosions!!!
The protomen fighting against exploding kitties riding on the backs of raptors
this comment section is getting too crazy for me and i was here for fruit cake debates and panty/pantry confusion!
Could you post a picture of cats eating pizza?
Please draw my cat Nitro! http://imgur.com/Kk1cRRw
Draw my cat Pig being a douche. Thanks so much if you get to mine... if not... thanks for just being awesome!
http://imgur.com/QLObD3y
http://imgur.com/rBGdiE0
http://imgur.com/bL9ccv2
Neil Tyson and Michio Kaku as cats
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ Streaking Professor F on Pron, shitty please
A corpse flower (Amorphophallus titanum).
A T-Rex wearing a Snuggie!
Cat version of Eric Estrada from CHiPs
Frilled sharks, wearing top hats and monocles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frilled_shark
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
I kitten wielding a broadsword, holding a severed head and wearing a kilt.
Why? Because I'm a McCloud and THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!! :)
Please draw my cute puppy! http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g349/GrizzlysGhost/ScreenShot2015-02-17at122827PM_zps34b31f0d.png
Stargate SG1/SGA playing paintball :)
Draw: 2 crazy birds on top of an unamused cat.
Thank you so much for facing the onslaught of commenters!
My son adores rhinos. Adores them so much, in fact, that he willingly asks for donations to Save the Rhino International every year instead of presents at his birthday party. Oh please, oh please, could you please draw a rhino, perhaps rocking out on guitar or playing video games (two things the kiddo also adores).
It would be awesome to have a drawing of Cheeto! He loves to sleep with his tongue out!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tu37k0p29r7zj3n/2015-01-24%2020.28.52.jpg…
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qjbihei7erhd0sm/2013-04-28%2019.43.46.jpg…
Probably got your hands full now, but we have a three legged cat with no teeth and the heart of a lion. He lost it while climbing K2. His name is Trigger but is known as Trigmeister General, because he served in 'nam. These days he only BASE jumps every other weekend, gets melancholy when he listens to The Cure and knits sweaters for orphaned penguins all around the world. It would cheer him up to have you draw his achievements. Thanks Matthew, you're a pal.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Ermahgerd Draw My dog !!!!
SET THE UNICORNS FREE!
Here is a picture of my cat flipping me off...what a jerk.
http://i.imgur.com/DRcrMkm.jpg
A boy and his dog :) :)
http://imgur.com/RUdTsH7
Please draw a superhero penguin fighting a horde of kittens.
Please draw a badass woman doing something phenomenal as a worker in an industry where women are typically underrepresented.
Hopefully, you see my comment. Please draw my cat, it would be an honor.
http://bit.ly/1AB4vpZ
Cats dressed as the avengers fighting a horde of rats with lasers on their heads.
Mantis shrimp, Grizzly Bear, and The Bobcats playing Monopoly. With Sriracha shots, and a poster of the Tigersaw in the background.
Please draw me and this dog: http://imgur.com/lGjvgeO he's not my dog but I want him :)
A cat burglar. Who is a cat. A big, fat, lazy cat who can't be bothered to sneak up on anything, but just takes what it wants and glares at you. Stealing something from a ninja.
Salamander riding a rattlesnake.
Oh, I'd totally love a drawing a garden gnome petting a kitten, while another kitten sits on its head. I need this in my life because of reasons.
The Snuggle Bunny Liberation Army wants YOU!
How about some kittens working on a computer creating an "Exploding Human" deck!
Please draw my beautiful cat with explosive diarrhea. http://imgur.com/r12M4aL
THE POSTED DRAWINGS THUS FAR
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
SCENE: Cupcats being served to DJ kitten while Zombie kitten dances.... a kitten in a sauerkraut jar on the DJ booth...
Plastic cards wearing flannel sleeves!! -____-
A cage fight between Mr Celcius and Mr Fahrenheit
Trinkets! That is all.
I need to see a mantis shrimp going head to head against a Japanese hornet, while destroying Tokyo, in the vein of everyone's favorite Kaiju movies.
You know, it would great if you could draw a picture of me in my brand new office that I just happened to get on the same day that the 30th achievement was unlocked. Coincidence? I think not.
Skittle Farting Unicorn!!!!
a kitten and a goat in a staring contest with laser beams coming out of their eyes.
Draw an abyss/ black hole of swirling darkness and back hair.
OR OR OR a cat jumping gracefully over a moon and into a pit of silver spoons and broken cradles.
My son and I on his 1st Birthday, last month, checking out the beach for the first time (in his life).
http://imgur.com/4oDQkDg
Cat Kong
@idle OH! Thanks!
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
A gentleman cat in the parlor smoking a cigar while reading the comics and pasing gas.
I think it would be awesome if you drew this super lady-like Scottish wildcat hybrid we used to have (she escaped into the wilds of Vermont and is probably even now creating an aggressive new species that will bring about the downfall of humanity):
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
@TSVETA: OUR POWER IS TOO GREAT.....!!!!!!!!!!
@Pottaten - did you catch this one? http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
matt pls http://i.imgur.com/yBJeGoS.jpg
I would love to see some hen combined with a coke-mentos explosion
A drawing of a guy with tons of papercuts from playing Exploding Kittens nonstop.
Please draw The Blerch getting devoured by The Kraken!
http://imgur.com/BG6B1eQ
Since I'm from BraziI and we are on carnival at this exact moment, I would like to see a Brazilian exploding kitty at carnival. If possible, you could include farts. Thanks. :)
omg kitten corps lol advertise!!!
Rainacornkitten fighting a spaceballpigglet
LORD FIRE APE HOLDING A KITTEN (on roller skates)
http://instagram.com/p/zNsAAGNhTK/
My great uncle Jack passed away on 1/26. We spent every Saturday and Sunday morning together with a pack of dogs watching soccer, and it would mean the world to me if you turned him into one of your horribly wonderful grotesque illustrations!
Constipated Kitten. Nuff said. ;)
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
Dear the Oatmeal, today was supposed to be long run day before my first 100 miler. Instead, I am mostly on the sofa eating all the pancakes with homemade raspberry jam. We'll be seeing the pancakes again in a few minutes x