Hey Matt, if you can draw a bear/unicorn hybrid reading an upside down newspaper while riding a purple unicycle. And if you can, draw the character riding the unicycle over a rainbow, with explosions in the background!
A friend of mine did a "draw you as an action figure" contest and I was at work and only had this one photo of myself.. the results were hilarious. So, here it is again just for fun to see what happens. http://imgur.com/hcozxuR
Shannon Vee 2015-02-17T14:35:39-05:00
Awkwardly skinny soul-less red headed kid who has just reached the pinnacle of a mountain of exploding fat kittens. Hand raised in triumph! A meteor in the sky about to rain down on them....just 'cause.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-17T14:36:23-05:00
@Creeper
Hell, we're missing like 90% of it anyway!
Claudia Frewin 2015-02-17T14:36:23-05:00
@Matthew Inman Good Sir, if you don't get wrist/finger/arm/brain damage from all the requests/drawings….how about…. "We are the Borg kittens…resistance is futile…."
German Alvarez 2015-02-17T14:36:28-05:00
A hillbilly cat brewing his moonshine
Terry Meginnis 2015-02-17T14:36:30-05:00
I offered to do t-shirts for my dart team (3 of us).
The logo decided was a Unicorn in a hot tub.
My mental image is an old fashioned tub with the shower above the taps spraying a rainbow down on the unicorn.
I'm not sure I'm creative enough to pull this off. You would be fabulous at it!
Further to this, our motto has become "Smells like team spirit".
Lakin 2015-02-17T14:36:37-05:00
A kitten and dragon fighting and the kitten wins (because of general cuteness or cat disdain, your choice)!
Nate 2015-02-17T14:36:41-05:00
Please draw a princess wolf puppy with sparklers
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:36:43-05:00
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ Streaking Professor F on Pron, shitty please
RanChan03 2015-02-17T14:36:46-05:00
Don't know if we can multi post but
http://imgur.com/Q8dfVH7 My Girl used as a pillow, of course she looks none to happy in this. She farts out of self defense
Steven Smith 2015-02-17T14:36:46-05:00
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zombie Thor 2015-02-17T14:36:46-05:00
A barbarian Pug
Hayden 2015-02-17T14:36:47-05:00
an exploding kitty battling with a drop bear!
Jeremy Marshall 2015-02-17T14:36:48-05:00
Please draw:
A guy working at a tech job who is the worst. programmer. ever
Andrew Elam 2015-02-17T14:36:49-05:00
Japanese Giant Hornet vs. Bombardier Beetle. Because hell yes.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T14:36:50-05:00
Most of the new commenters are fans of "The Oatmeal." Welcome.
Mary Brownlee 2015-02-17T14:36:52-05:00
My big fat cat! (Maybe don't make her explode? But I guess I have to be prepared for that...) http://i.imgur.com/Zv4B6Zv.jpg
Roger cook 2015-02-17T14:36:53-05:00
Professor Kitten
Jen Bartholmey 2015-02-17T14:36:53-05:00
General George S. Katton.
Heather Markway 2015-02-17T14:36:56-05:00
Please, please draw a logo for my softball team "Where My Pitches At?!?". We may suck, but we enjoy ourselves, and we need a great logo to inspire us and put fear in the hearts of the teams that face us.
Cindy Phung 2015-02-17T14:36:56-05:00
A herd of zombie unicorns (or just one)!
Mel Hutton 2015-02-17T14:37:01-05:00
My dog, who's sort of a tall jack russell type with a tiny chihuahua head, got the shock of his life yesterday when the vet took his temperature. He hated it, but still loves the vet. I really did think, 'my dog - the paradox' Thanks xxxx
An atomic kitten bomb being dropped on a dog park.
Alex Merrall 2015-02-17T14:37:11-05:00
Please could you draw an Ambivalence. It's the opposite of an Ambulance where the Paramedics just can't be arsed to respond the emergency call. "Quick! Quick! There been a horrendous accident involving a bus load of grannies and a biscuit factory, they need medical assistance now!!!!!" Meh go the doctors...
Anna Picone 2015-02-17T14:37:12-05:00
Imploding Kittens
Henry Myers 2015-02-17T14:37:13-05:00
VENGEANCE! Time to see a human sting a god-damned wasp!
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:37:15-05:00
@POtatten, @Ms E, @Prof F @Trinkets @BaKhan @ Great Mountain @Cha! -THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN!!!
Roxanne Danielson 2015-02-17T14:37:15-05:00
Sweet zombie Jesus, I've been lusting for a chance like this and all I can think of is MacGyver saving the world by reluctantly sacrificing a kitten.
Draw a little clock-man (old school with hands on the face as a mustache, bells on top maybe) hiking through forest, looking up at this super tall grandfather clock, overgrown with vines.
Tim Stumm 2015-02-17T14:37:16-05:00
A Faceplant
Jessica Sanville 2015-02-17T14:37:20-05:00
Please draw my bunny, Kitty-Raisins. The BEST bunny to ever live, EVER. He passed away in December...you have the power to make him immortal!!! http://imgur.com/ES5fz2h
Alex Dell 2015-02-17T14:37:21-05:00
An emu flying a bi plane that's too small for him, throwing kiwis at seagulls.
Cannot follow! Inman's profile is my sanity. See you there!
Nathan Pralle 2015-02-17T14:37:25-05:00
@oatmeal: So, we've all envisioned the end-result of exploding kittens, and how they might explode things, etc. But in some alternative universe, there are *im*ploding kittens, I feel. Can we get an imploding kitten? Thanks!
Tristan Stevens-King 2015-02-17T14:37:25-05:00
Dr. who rescuing various kittens from the devices they set off such as tnt, a gas explosion, a timer bomb
Steven Weller 2015-02-17T14:37:28-05:00
Stormtrooper kitteh not noticing the goats they are looking for
Jeroen 2015-02-17T14:37:30-05:00
I would like a picture of my daughter (with red hair) scratching a dinosaur's itch with a kitten
Matt Aggleton 2015-02-17T14:37:31-05:00
We need a kitten-saurus, stat!
Fred 2015-02-17T14:37:33-05:00
The most kick-ass commando penguin to ever fight in the name of Freedom.
Jo Lauck 2015-02-17T14:37:33-05:00
A mantis shrimp wearing a sombrero and a bandolero of exploding kittens while exiting a bank full of terrified sea-slugs that has just been successfully robbed! .... Either that or an obviously crazy chef-greyhound prepping an overly plump kitten taco platter for a table full of rabidly adoring Oatmeal fans.
Zach Fehl 2015-02-17T14:37:33-05:00
Cat-thulu fighting a cat dragon
Kaitlin 2015-02-17T14:37:33-05:00
The Blerch ridding a magical unicorn
Katrina McComb 2015-02-17T14:37:33-05:00
Matt...if you could please draw this pic of my amazing son trying to pop my head like a bad zit... I would continue to love and support you. Even if you dont
..I'll still love and support you. Just a little less. Lol. Not really. I just want my own drawing.
A black unicorn using its rainbown-acid-puke to melt the face off an attacking evil rabbit... "with sharp pointy teeth"
ldacruz 2015-02-17T14:37:40-05:00
I herewith request an awesome drawing of a
gigantic mean SQUIRREL riding on a middle-sized black CAT (some call them panthers)
on its way to harvest nuts or to save the planet.
Second the commando penguin and request COMMANDO GOAT.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-17T14:38:09-05:00
Trinkets!
Mike Marshall 2015-02-17T14:38:10-05:00
Please draw a pair of black cats with icepicks chasing down the Finnish state lion mascot.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T14:38:11-05:00
I am RH Lindley on FB. If you are a KC member and wanna hang there, send a friend request.
William Ezra Dahab 2015-02-17T14:38:15-05:00
A bear dressed as a shark fighting a lion dressed as a dinosaur, while kittens gamble on the winner.
Tricialee Friedman 2015-02-17T14:38:18-05:00
Draw the Mantis Shrimp giving an Randy Orton RKO to a Japanese Hornet.
Theodoros Georgiou 2015-02-17T14:38:19-05:00
Dont be so rude people! Say "please" , "thank you", and all the rest of socially accepted polite things..
Soooo... Can you draw some kittens playing exploding kittens in a gangster/underground setting please?
Thank you! :)
Ruiqing Peng 2015-02-17T14:38:20-05:00
I would like to see Batman explaining the premise of the game to his on again off again love interest catwoman
Dan Bates 2015-02-17T14:38:21-05:00
Please draw the Bobs playing Exploding Kittens without any shame or remorse, which is explained using their witty banter.
Tamara "Miss Puss" 2015-02-17T14:38:22-05:00
Munchkin scottisch fold kitten!
Jonathan Frye 2015-02-17T14:38:24-05:00
Baby elephants riding unicycles, wearing British Bobby hats, of course, throwing Exploding Kittens cards like ninja stars at one another.
My baby daughter riding a unicorn
After popular demand : NO FAMILY REQUESTS, NO REQUESTS IRRELEVANT TO KITTENCOPRS
lol we're still conversing through the madness...
Hey Matt, if you can draw a bear/unicorn hybrid reading an upside down newspaper while riding a purple unicycle. And if you can, draw the character riding the unicycle over a rainbow, with explosions in the background!
THE POSTED DRAWINGS THUS FAR
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
A friend of mine did a "draw you as an action figure" contest and I was at work and only had this one photo of myself.. the results were hilarious. So, here it is again just for fun to see what happens. http://imgur.com/hcozxuR
Awkwardly skinny soul-less red headed kid who has just reached the pinnacle of a mountain of exploding fat kittens. Hand raised in triumph! A meteor in the sky about to rain down on them....just 'cause.
Trinkets!
This is my cat, enjoying a video of birds
http://i.imgur.com/rHw4XMB.jpg
Please draw her. Thank you.
Party-crashing bear eats Juneau toddler's birthday cupcakes
http://www.adn.com/article/20140625/party-crashing-bear-trashes-juneau-toddlers-birthday-cupcakes
This is me and my two youngest daughters (and two cousins) getting "sucked into" a jet engine at the Smithsonian. http://imgur.com/gZOjYFe
Please draw my cat subduing the evil squirrels in my/her garden so that they assume their rightful place in her realm.
A ninja squirell chowing down on nachos
A monkey face orchid. I believe it's the center of all evil.
Narwhal vs. one-eyed school teacher
Can you draw a husky dog in a doughnut costume? Also the dog has two different colored eyes, blue and brown. Thanks Oatmeal! I love your work!
http://imgur.com/UOh7yob
@Molly
You're cute enough. Can only be improved via kitties.
There's a list of "completely unexplainable stock photos no one will ever use".
Here's my favorite and I think it's pretty awesome! You could draw it :)
http://imgur.com/omyAHXB
A kitten, on top of a spaceship. :) With funny pew pew sounds.
Draw an astronaut skunk who gets scared and is trapped in his space suit with the foul stench of his anal spray.
A pterodactyl delivery guy driving a tesla bringing a kitten pizza to a tyrannosaurus rex’s house (or oversized mantis shrimp)
@oatmeal how about some angry punk kindergattens or hallmonittens?
Ruin my childhood: http://imgur.com/Hu1OwyN
Basically this:
http://chvad.com/goof/focus.jpg
@Creeper
Hell, we're missing like 90% of it anyway!
@Matthew Inman Good Sir, if you don't get wrist/finger/arm/brain damage from all the requests/drawings….how about…. "We are the Borg kittens…resistance is futile…."
A hillbilly cat brewing his moonshine
I offered to do t-shirts for my dart team (3 of us).
The logo decided was a Unicorn in a hot tub.
My mental image is an old fashioned tub with the shower above the taps spraying a rainbow down on the unicorn.
I'm not sure I'm creative enough to pull this off. You would be fabulous at it!
Further to this, our motto has become "Smells like team spirit".
A kitten and dragon fighting and the kitten wins (because of general cuteness or cat disdain, your choice)!
Please draw a princess wolf puppy with sparklers
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ Streaking Professor F on Pron, shitty please
Don't know if we can multi post but
http://imgur.com/Q8dfVH7
My Girl used as a pillow, of course she looks none to happy in this. She farts out of self defense
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A barbarian Pug
an exploding kitty battling with a drop bear!
Please draw:
A guy working at a tech job who is the worst. programmer. ever
Japanese Giant Hornet vs. Bombardier Beetle. Because hell yes.
Most of the new commenters are fans of "The Oatmeal." Welcome.
My big fat cat! (Maybe don't make her explode? But I guess I have to be prepared for that...) http://i.imgur.com/Zv4B6Zv.jpg
Professor Kitten
General George S. Katton.
Please, please draw a logo for my softball team "Where My Pitches At?!?". We may suck, but we enjoy ourselves, and we need a great logo to inspire us and put fear in the hearts of the teams that face us.
A herd of zombie unicorns (or just one)!
My dog, who's sort of a tall jack russell type with a tiny chihuahua head, got the shock of his life yesterday when the vet took his temperature. He hated it, but still loves the vet. I really did think, 'my dog - the paradox' Thanks xxxx
My cat, Bobbles
http://i.imgur.com/qVbaZTB.jpg
An atomic kitten bomb being dropped on a dog park.
Please could you draw an Ambivalence. It's the opposite of an Ambulance where the Paramedics just can't be arsed to respond the emergency call. "Quick! Quick! There been a horrendous accident involving a bus load of grannies and a biscuit factory, they need medical assistance now!!!!!" Meh go the doctors...
Imploding Kittens
VENGEANCE! Time to see a human sting a god-damned wasp!
@POtatten, @Ms E, @Prof F @Trinkets @BaKhan @ Great Mountain @Cha! -THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN!!!
Sweet zombie Jesus, I've been lusting for a chance like this and all I can think of is MacGyver saving the world by reluctantly sacrificing a kitten.
i'm with eric, we need somewhere else to hang out
Draw a little clock-man (old school with hands on the face as a mustache, bells on top maybe) hiking through forest, looking up at this super tall grandfather clock, overgrown with vines.
A Faceplant
Please draw my bunny, Kitty-Raisins. The BEST bunny to ever live, EVER. He passed away in December...you have the power to make him immortal!!! http://imgur.com/ES5fz2h
An emu flying a bi plane that's too small for him, throwing kiwis at seagulls.
Puppies playing Exploding Kittens (basically a twist on dogs playing poker: http://brandmediaweek.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834519bc269e2010537100bd8970b-600wi )
Draw an evil tarantula cat. Eating a goat.
Cannot follow! Inman's profile is my sanity. See you there!
@oatmeal: So, we've all envisioned the end-result of exploding kittens, and how they might explode things, etc. But in some alternative universe, there are *im*ploding kittens, I feel. Can we get an imploding kitten? Thanks!
Dr. who rescuing various kittens from the devices they set off such as tnt, a gas explosion, a timer bomb
Stormtrooper kitteh not noticing the goats they are looking for
I would like a picture of my daughter (with red hair) scratching a dinosaur's itch with a kitten
We need a kitten-saurus, stat!
The most kick-ass commando penguin to ever fight in the name of Freedom.
A mantis shrimp wearing a sombrero and a bandolero of exploding kittens while exiting a bank full of terrified sea-slugs that has just been successfully robbed! .... Either that or an obviously crazy chef-greyhound prepping an overly plump kitten taco platter for a table full of rabidly adoring Oatmeal fans.
Cat-thulu fighting a cat dragon
The Blerch ridding a magical unicorn
Matt...if you could please draw this pic of my amazing son trying to pop my head like a bad zit... I would continue to love and support you. Even if you dont
..I'll still love and support you. Just a little less. Lol. Not really. I just want my own drawing.
http://imgur.com/D97I26z
Love, peace and chicken grease.
A tired mom who cant wait to destroy her kids with exploding kittens.
What is the circumference of a moose? How would you even measure that?!?
My super furry Norwegian Forest Cat sitting on my laptop keyboard and dribbling. Arggggghhhhhh!!!! B*st*rd!!!
Dawgs need some lurving, too.
Hows about one smiling in the background, watching as a kitteh goes kah-BOOM!!!
: D
For those wanting to follow Oatmeal's comments on here when he posts a new image:
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
A black unicorn using its rainbown-acid-puke to melt the face off an attacking evil rabbit... "with sharp pointy teeth"
I herewith request an awesome drawing of a
gigantic mean SQUIRREL riding on a middle-sized black CAT (some call them panthers)
on its way to harvest nuts or to save the planet.
YEAH! Thank you!
Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un on a date.
http://i.imgur.com/x0MV1Jv.jpg
my wife, son and I. You're the best!
@Cheetah: If they were real fans, they would have been here, chatting, from day one.
I'd like to see you draw a horrific Voltron type thing made of real pigs (one pig wearing other pigs as feet and arms).
THE POSTED DRAWINGS THUS FAR
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
@KITTENCORPS - DO NOT GIVE UP, DO NOT GIVE IN
Please draw a giant draco - kitty lich
Picture of of our cats Biscuit (roaring) and Rogue (all like "wtf??") http://imgur.com/WHhvALk
Here's a second pic of Biscuit roaring on his own http://imgur.com/UFknd0e
Draw a baby musk ox!
An image in the spirit of "Saving Private Ryan" and "Pippi Longstockings". Or "Aliens" meets "On Golden Pond".
IMGUR throwing it's "We are over capacity" error ... so, add that to the list of Exploding Kittens accomplishments?
HEAD HURTS
Please draw "more fun than a cow on laxatives".
Second the commando penguin and request COMMANDO GOAT.
Trinkets!
Please draw a pair of black cats with icepicks chasing down the Finnish state lion mascot.
I am RH Lindley on FB. If you are a KC member and wanna hang there, send a friend request.
A bear dressed as a shark fighting a lion dressed as a dinosaur, while kittens gamble on the winner.
Draw the Mantis Shrimp giving an Randy Orton RKO to a Japanese Hornet.
Dont be so rude people! Say "please" , "thank you", and all the rest of socially accepted polite things..
Soooo... Can you draw some kittens playing exploding kittens in a gangster/underground setting please?
Thank you! :)
I would like to see Batman explaining the premise of the game to his on again off again love interest catwoman
Please draw the Bobs playing Exploding Kittens without any shame or remorse, which is explained using their witty banter.
Munchkin scottisch fold kitten!
Baby elephants riding unicycles, wearing British Bobby hats, of course, throwing Exploding Kittens cards like ninja stars at one another.