I stole my cat from a bar in Turkey. Her name (translated into English) is Little Lightning C*nt.
Jeffrey Clark 2015-02-17T14:41:17-05:00
Draw someone's face when they see the surprise.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:41:19-05:00
@House Arrest- Drinking time? Drinking time!!
David Peck 2015-02-17T14:41:19-05:00
Kitten as a bouncer to a cat box. Velvet rope required.
Darrell Ceballos 2015-02-17T14:41:19-05:00
Draw A Comment:
A picture of a monster ravaging the space needle, or the "Great Wheel" or any other Seattle landmark. Not out of disrespect of course, but rather, appreciation. So much appreciation, it just has to be copulated with.
Thank you for being you.
Make it a wonderful day.
Marlon Echaverry 2015-02-17T14:41:20-05:00
Please draw an image of a medical student going nuts over material before his/her big exam?! That would be awesome and would be viewed by students everywhere slowing losing their minds! Thank you and good luck! There are like a kazillion comments on here already!
Please draw me pretending to eat this giant fake sandwich that I made!!!! Thank you for your consideration. http://i.imgur.com/rLPQF.jpg
Arasoi 2015-02-17T14:41:56-05:00
A rather inbreed kitten sitting on a shelf next to a classic glass stoppered bottle labeled nitro. Poking at it as kittens tend to do. while below just barely seen are 55 gallon drums labeled AnFo.
Mr. Oatmeal, would you please draw a Kraken and a mantis shrimp staring each other down like they're about to have epic fisticuffs? Thanks for your time!
Tristan Stevens-King 2015-02-17T14:42:07-05:00
James bond, as a kitten chasing raoul silva at the end of skyfall who is a mantis shrimp, and have "M" be a platypus.
Our bathroom had an unfortunate leak in an even more unfortunate place, and now there are large burly men tearing down the shower and ripping up the floor. Could you draw them as kittens with power tools instead?
John Koster 2015-02-17T14:42:14-05:00
Draw Gavin Verhey escaping an angry volcano god to reach a mythical boat full of nerds.
Robin York 2015-02-17T14:42:14-05:00
monster baby in the nutella jar
Alan 2015-02-17T14:42:16-05:00
I work at a certain fish themed game company, and would love to see some sort of exploding fish cartoon. Feel free to include cats causing the mayhem or even a cat fish. Fish + cat + explosion = GOLD (fish)
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-17T14:42:18-05:00
Trinkets!
Kevin McCarthy 2015-02-17T14:42:21-05:00
I would like to see my cat (a tabby point gray) attacking Godzilla... cause she totally would (and probably annoy him enough to win).
Please draw Man Spider shooting out his, um, special silk. Or even better, swinging from it. (But it is futile because a cat is about to eat him.)
Or Carl Sagan riding a joint through the Cosmos.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:42:29-05:00
Inman, are you sketching or mooching over?
Steve Tanner 2015-02-17T14:42:31-05:00
Macaroni Odour Donkeys
Cole Hall 2015-02-17T14:42:36-05:00
Please The Oatmeal-atize my poorly made homebrew label! Please and thank you.
How about this disturbing image of me wearing my even more disturbing homemade Halloween costume, Matthew? Pretty please animate me?!? I love The Oatmeal more than you know!!
Michael Baturin 2015-02-17T14:42:57-05:00
Wife and I found out first baby on the way! Add him to this picture pleaseeeee! http://bit.ly/1FYmjcY
SeloX 2015-02-17T14:43:00-05:00
A half polar bear (top), half t-rex (=polarosaurus rex) eating some bacon ice cream
Rasmus Pedersen 2015-02-17T14:43:03-05:00
I wonder.. Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have a cat? Is it also food-related or more of a midget pirate?
Dear lord...it's a freaking challenge to find sensible conversation in here through the wall of requests...good thing I have to actually work now.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:43:05-05:00
@Idle- Cheers!! !
Celena Fraider 2015-02-17T14:43:09-05:00
An exploding kitten driving a Model S. Please with sprinkles!
Matthew Thorn 2015-02-17T14:43:10-05:00
Boxer, dog, dressed in a tutu, fighting a kitten. Kitten winning of course.
Tamra Schnyder 2015-02-17T14:43:11-05:00
Ninja kitten bombing the evil lazer dot factory
Tahjai 2015-02-17T14:43:11-05:00
Kittens sitting around a table playing the game, noshing on shrimps and catnip, with one realizing he has just drawn the exploding kittens card - thank you :)
Oatmeal please draw a deaf kitten with an exploding hearing aid. :-D
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T14:43:18-05:00
I'd like to see kittens playing a game of Exploding Humans. :)
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T14:43:23-05:00
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
Massive Catzilla, wearing a #12 jersey, wielding The Space Needle like a massive sword, stomping through Seattle with hipsters ineffectively trying to escape the destruction because you know, single gear + hills + tight pants.
Will Greenwald 2015-02-17T14:43:31-05:00
My gray cat, Pixel, keeps chewing on wires. Please draw a dramatization of him exploding, so I can teach him to stop doing this.
Sarah 2015-02-17T14:43:32-05:00
My 8 year son is also a cartoonist. Has been for years :) He has some awesome characters, Scaredy cat and Evil rooster are his go to guys. However I am too lazy to go upstairs and dig through the giant plastic bins containing his masterful art (you wouldn't be able to improve upon it anyway) so here's a link to a picture of License Bob. License Bob is friends with Captain Dead and Vocula so he's kind of a bad guy.
http://imgur.com/gallery/5biijn4/new
Perry Grosshans 2015-02-17T14:43:35-05:00
An octopus kitten eating a pizza.
Luke Martinez-Salas 2015-02-17T14:43:39-05:00
Dearest Oatmeal,
Please consider drawing a version of this picture with your delicate and zany hands. My best friend and I have been Oatmeal fans for years and this picture comes from a time when I'm not sure whether I was drunk or quite possibly insane enough to let someone give me cornrows the day of my best friend's wedding.
Please draw me ( short, heavy guy with a goatee) as a superhero named Catman and my trusty dog sidekick, Yeti the mighty mastiff, fighting Cthulhu.
Jason Meehan 2015-02-17T14:43:47-05:00
Please... Kittenado VS. Tacosaur, thanks!
Jeff Vance 2015-02-17T14:43:47-05:00
I'd like to see an octopus riding a wolf eel
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:43:48-05:00
Blondie and Co got their requests and now have retired into their caves
Sean Wainwright 2015-02-17T14:43:49-05:00
The Oatmeal: I'd love to see a drawing of Tesla harnessing the power of cat produced static electricity to fry Edison.
Diann Gaalema 2015-02-17T14:43:52-05:00
Kittens participating in the exploding kittens drinking game, because, meta.
Luke Snyder 2015-02-17T14:43:52-05:00
How about instead of a man reading a book, there's a book reading a man.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:43:53-05:00
@Gen C- Amazing!!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-17T14:43:54-05:00
Trinkets?
AJ Staley H 2015-02-17T14:43:55-05:00
I once accidentally poked myself in the ear with a yucca plant. It didn't puncture my eardrum though. Right afterward I poked myself with the same yucca plant right next to my eye. It was a rough day.
Thanks for Exploding Kittens. I look forward to playing it on future rough days.
I stole my cat from a bar in Turkey. Her name (translated into English) is Little Lightning C*nt.
Draw someone's face when they see the surprise.
@House Arrest- Drinking time? Drinking time!!
Kitten as a bouncer to a cat box. Velvet rope required.
Draw A Comment:
A picture of a monster ravaging the space needle, or the "Great Wheel" or any other Seattle landmark. Not out of disrespect of course, but rather, appreciation. So much appreciation, it just has to be copulated with.
Thank you for being you.
Make it a wonderful day.
Please draw an image of a medical student going nuts over material before his/her big exam?! That would be awesome and would be viewed by students everywhere slowing losing their minds! Thank you and good luck! There are like a kazillion comments on here already!
I def need a drink.
I'm sorry, idle. I should behave. You're right. my brain is just EXPLODING.
Mantis shrimp riding a Tonka truck
Please draw Gandalf riding into battle on a giant sabertooth tiger!
Please draw ninja koala. :) http://cl.ly/image/21132R0u070u
Could you please draw my lady-friend and I from my graduation!? Would mean a lot as we both LOVE your work! http://imgur.com/QRS7ocD
My mom has recurrent ovarian cancer. I carry a troll doll as her mascot. Maybe a troll as a gladiator killing a tumor? That'd be awesome.
http://imgur.com/sp8VFYV
Possibly chomping an exploding kittenkitten.
I wonder what Kittens would look like after drinking Magical Grapey Beverages. You can help put an end to my wondering.
My wife and I love pugs. Please draw a pug on a farting unicorn while in the middle of the pug-Apocalypse!
Five moths in zoot suits
a fox and a cat who are best friends
Mantis shrimp vs Superman in Rock'em Sock'em Robot
A rabbit farting on a snare drum!
Behold! The legendary Nico:
http://imgur.com/gallery/xlWnGqp/new
manatee beaver hybrid. DRAW IT.
http://imgur.com/vD9FKQF Tonks and Remus the wonder dogs!
Please draw me pretending to eat this giant fake sandwich that I made!!!! Thank you for your consideration. http://i.imgur.com/rLPQF.jpg
A rather inbreed kitten sitting on a shelf next to a classic glass stoppered bottle labeled nitro. Poking at it as kittens tend to do. while below just barely seen are 55 gallon drums labeled AnFo.
In honor of spring training starting this week! http://imgur.com/thScp4G
Mr. Oatmeal, would you please draw a Kraken and a mantis shrimp staring each other down like they're about to have epic fisticuffs? Thanks for your time!
James bond, as a kitten chasing raoul silva at the end of skyfall who is a mantis shrimp, and have "M" be a platypus.
Also:
http://i.imgur.com/lyZ6BWh.jpg
Our bathroom had an unfortunate leak in an even more unfortunate place, and now there are large burly men tearing down the shower and ripping up the floor. Could you draw them as kittens with power tools instead?
Draw Gavin Verhey escaping an angry volcano god to reach a mythical boat full of nerds.
monster baby in the nutella jar
I work at a certain fish themed game company, and would love to see some sort of exploding fish cartoon. Feel free to include cats causing the mayhem or even a cat fish. Fish + cat + explosion = GOLD (fish)
Trinkets!
I would like to see my cat (a tabby point gray) attacking Godzilla... cause she totally would (and probably annoy him enough to win).
Ooh! New and better idea! Please draw a cat eating guacamole infused with sriracha.
Penis Glitter Bomb?... in a bakery...
http://i.imgur.com/3vmciQC.jpg
Christmas Kitties!
draw clouds plotting against the northeast to ruin lives with more and more snow.
Half-dragon, half-llama, lightsaber wielding roboticly enhanced ninja
A Disney vacation gone wrong.
Please draw Man Spider shooting out his, um, special silk. Or even better, swinging from it. (But it is futile because a cat is about to eat him.)
Or Carl Sagan riding a joint through the Cosmos.
Inman, are you sketching or mooching over?
Macaroni Odour Donkeys
Please The Oatmeal-atize my poorly made homebrew label! Please and thank you.
http://imgur.com/W51d0s3
Please draw an octopus with the head of a goat eating a colony of feral snails.
You can draw this: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/33510174/IMG_5361.jpg
You're averaging a comment every second. Good luck with that ;) and congrats on the success of your campaign!!!
Draw A Comment: A kitten wielding dynamite nunchaku!
Draw chewy and I! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Maybe a squirrel and a llama hybrid frolicking through machu picture?
A kitten who's lost 8 lives
The area in which you would find this warning sing:
http://imgur.com/gNQ5xTQ
An explosion at the back hair weaving Factory
Please draw a giant dapper cat with a top hat and monocle destroying a large city skyline with laser eyes.
What about me with as an ewok? And some super star wars cool background? Here's a reference
http://i.imgur.com/7Dsrv3Z.jpg…
Possessed cat, Purrfessor
http://tinyurl.com/pt4hzh8
http://imgur.com/NSSpEAB
Please draw my husband and one of our cats
Congrats! You kept it under 1k, only 912 new comments since I was gone.
http://imgur.com/2KfJg7X
Kitties eating a giant pizza!
How about this disturbing image of me wearing my even more disturbing homemade Halloween costume, Matthew? Pretty please animate me?!? I love The Oatmeal more than you know!!
Wife and I found out first baby on the way! Add him to this picture pleaseeeee! http://bit.ly/1FYmjcY
A half polar bear (top), half t-rex (=polarosaurus rex) eating some bacon ice cream
I wonder.. Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have a cat? Is it also food-related or more of a midget pirate?
Dear lord...it's a freaking challenge to find sensible conversation in here through the wall of requests...good thing I have to actually work now.
@Idle- Cheers!! !
An exploding kitten driving a Model S. Please with sprinkles!
Boxer, dog, dressed in a tutu, fighting a kitten. Kitten winning of course.
Ninja kitten bombing the evil lazer dot factory
Kittens sitting around a table playing the game, noshing on shrimps and catnip, with one realizing he has just drawn the exploding kittens card - thank you :)
Make me a cat doing yoga! Or some kind of brooding Victorian protagonist type character.
http://yogaengineer.imgur.com/all/
It would probably help if I included my link, I suppose: http://imgur.com/DFOXoxk
Oatmeal please draw a deaf kitten with an exploding hearing aid. :-D
I'd like to see kittens playing a game of Exploding Humans. :)
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com
Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
http://imgur.com/g4x57DB
My Shiba Inu thinks he's a cat. Please draw a Shiba in cat training.
how about drawing "sweet baby jesus in a whorehouse!"
(my "southern belle" friend busts out that phrase all the time!)
a shotgun wedding for a teddy bear and the dog that humps it
This, for the love of god this: http://i.imgur.com/nDK3uI7.png
Massive Catzilla, wearing a #12 jersey, wielding The Space Needle like a massive sword, stomping through Seattle with hipsters ineffectively trying to escape the destruction because you know, single gear + hills + tight pants.
My gray cat, Pixel, keeps chewing on wires. Please draw a dramatization of him exploding, so I can teach him to stop doing this.
My 8 year son is also a cartoonist. Has been for years :) He has some awesome characters, Scaredy cat and Evil rooster are his go to guys. However I am too lazy to go upstairs and dig through the giant plastic bins containing his masterful art (you wouldn't be able to improve upon it anyway) so here's a link to a picture of License Bob. License Bob is friends with Captain Dead and Vocula so he's kind of a bad guy.
http://imgur.com/gallery/5biijn4/new
An octopus kitten eating a pizza.
Dearest Oatmeal,
Please consider drawing a version of this picture with your delicate and zany hands. My best friend and I have been Oatmeal fans for years and this picture comes from a time when I'm not sure whether I was drunk or quite possibly insane enough to let someone give me cornrows the day of my best friend's wedding.
http://i.imgur.com/MHzD47x.jpg
Cheers,
Luke
50 shades of Fancy Feast....draw that.
Please draw me ( short, heavy guy with a goatee) as a superhero named Catman and my trusty dog sidekick, Yeti the mighty mastiff, fighting Cthulhu.
Please... Kittenado VS. Tacosaur, thanks!
I'd like to see an octopus riding a wolf eel
Blondie and Co got their requests and now have retired into their caves
The Oatmeal: I'd love to see a drawing of Tesla harnessing the power of cat produced static electricity to fry Edison.
Kittens participating in the exploding kittens drinking game, because, meta.
How about instead of a man reading a book, there's a book reading a man.
@Gen C- Amazing!!
Trinkets?
I once accidentally poked myself in the ear with a yucca plant. It didn't puncture my eardrum though. Right afterward I poked myself with the same yucca plant right next to my eye. It was a rough day.
Thanks for Exploding Kittens. I look forward to playing it on future rough days.
this pic of me and my wife.. please oh please Mr Oatmeal!
http://imgur.com/pK2cFlt
Oatmeal please draw french bulldog and a penguin
Draw my cat!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/AzianHottie222/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpso1ztd8xf.jpg
Please draw a kitten BLOWING UP the kickstarter icon with $ symbols exploding out of it.