It's not a good thing to be called out on by a creator F..... you risk getting tossed. I'm being serious, really calm down man.
Jamie Grove 2015-02-17T15:27:46-05:00
Film Poster for Michael Bay's VOLTRON in the style of Drew Struzan. Bonus points for Shia LeBouf as a Robeast.
Michael Zabkar 2015-02-17T15:27:47-05:00
Here you go. Here's what I'd like to see drawn:
A giant kitten fighting a dinosaur. The dinosaur must have rockets on its shoulders firing at the giant kitten.
The kitten has a helmet on and is holding a giant bazooka that shoots octopi (octopusses?) and the octopi need to be holding two axes and have bandannas on.
Yeah. I really want to see that.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:27:48-05:00
Perhaps a kitten playing on a Comment slot machine?
Tazar Yoot 2015-02-17T15:27:48-05:00
Draw a terrible dragon terrorizing the the country side while eating a chimichanga and ripping rancid ass on the innocent townspeople below. Feel free to take other artistic liberties with said dragon and said chimichanga or country side and townspeople. Or anything else for that matter.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T15:27:49-05:00
I'm surprised Mr.PACG isn't requesting plastic cards to be drawn.
Wesley "Ia!" H. 2015-02-17T15:27:49-05:00
Draw a picture of this Kickstarter campaign absolutely smashing the $7 million milestone.
Please draw cats drinking different types of alcohol (tequila, bourbon, scotch, vodka, etc.)
Laura Moyer 2015-02-17T15:28:08-05:00
A Farting Fairy Riding a Kitten!
Julie Bandy 2015-02-17T15:28:10-05:00
The alpacalypse please!
Richard (Anthrax)Anderson 2015-02-17T15:28:11-05:00
Well bugger me with a buttered lobster... I was going to suggest you draw a crocodile wearing a tuxedo fighting a giant mecha-kitty at the top of the Eiffel Tower, but that just sounds sane compared to some of the other suggestions on here.
Well done internet - we are officially insane in the mainframe. :)
Emy Su 2015-02-17T15:28:13-05:00
Draw request: Cat-version of John Oliver with a dogfish cannon
Matt, can you draw two cats having a sriracha duel to decide which one is going to hit the "Doom the world" button? :D
Dorothy Goulet 2015-02-17T15:28:26-05:00
My extremely depressed expression--maybe as a ginger cat or a (ginger) goat--when I realised there's no way I'll get in a good suggestion for a drawing in competition with the 3 to 400+ comments that have posted since I've clicked on the comments link. Oh, well! Thank you, in any case, for your hard work and infinite humour! It's been quite fun to see all the updates; imagine the same sad expression I'll have when there'll be no more delightful updates! I look forward to receiving EK and NSFWEK!
Owain Steer 2015-02-17T15:28:26-05:00
The most adorable axolotl...
James Rudd 2015-02-17T15:28:28-05:00
A picture of Grumpy Cat and Little Bub riding on the back of the Blerch.
César Teixeira 2015-02-17T15:28:31-05:00
A drunk cartoonist with blistering hands drawing stuff! XD
Tuxedo kitty with feather hat on broadway stage with a grand piano made out of rainbow gummy bears
Grace H 2015-02-17T15:28:33-05:00
I would be ecstatic if you drew a piano teacher tormenting her students. Or a kitten playing the piano. Or goats frolicking around a piano. Heck, anything with a piano in it. Please and THANK YOU!
Please draw Nikoa Tesla, the mantis shrimp, your dog and the Blerch playing Exploding kittens with the blerch exploding....cause he deserves it.
Abraham Manzano Avila 2015-02-17T15:28:46-05:00
I would say let's go with the famous rainbow-butterfly-unicorn-kitten look
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:28:49-05:00
Love to see a drawing of cats / kittens eating angry birds
Amy 2015-02-17T15:29:00-05:00
OMG, my pet iguana Irma Jean is SO excited to play this game. She HATES kittens. I've never gotten the full story, but apparently there was some sort of unfortunate incident in a greenhouse a long time ago. You know how iguanas are...
Paul DeAngulo 2015-02-17T15:29:01-05:00
Poop-Eating-Puppy: loves da catpoop
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:29:02-05:00
@Trinkets- I requested "Plastic cards wearing flannel sleeves" but Prof f getting called out was much better.
Please draw a picture of you three in a doom's day control room where you monitor people playing and being (unsuspectingly) mind controlled by you and commanded (zombi like) to pat all kittens they see.
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T15:29:38-05:00
@KittenCorps. I have to batten down the hatches and see to the wounded. Hold the fort while I'm gone. Take care of the newcomers in my absence please.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:29:43-05:00
Draw Nyan Cat on lsd
Paul DeAngulo 2015-02-17T15:29:46-05:00
Poop-Eating-Puppy: loves da catpoop
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:29:47-05:00
(Finishes eating his bacon preserver)
Okay boys, I'm done. I have no more floaty to keep me alive. Fare the well!
(Sinks under the onslaught of comments. The last thing seen is a little paw waving good bye.)
Laura Fowler 2015-02-17T15:29:47-05:00
Not posting drawings anymore?? I hope you are going in order...so many requests!! and now mine is so far away :( :(
F: Really, he just said you were being rude. He did it playfully and we all got a kick out of it, but it's a dangerous line to keep towing....
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T15:30:17-05:00
I'm going to make one more request for a portrait of me, Lord Zombitten, then go have some lunch. Then I'll go to work.
REBECCA 2015-02-17T15:30:17-05:00
Pat Sajak
Shamruckus 2015-02-17T15:30:23-05:00
I'll settle for DANDYLIONS with j.mp/BEESONDICE (vid link; @15s for the impatient).
Anything with GREEN works for me.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:30:26-05:00
Pron Update : Slave death toll 557
John Christian Linford 2015-02-17T15:30:31-05:00
No offence, but please draw a ladyboner.
Tim Woolworth 2015-02-17T15:30:38-05:00
Cat's Pajamas.
Matt Warnock 2015-02-17T15:30:45-05:00
Drawing request:
He-Man riding a giant Twinkee!
Shamruckus 2015-02-17T15:30:46-05:00
Bah, stupid no link. repost commeth
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:30:46-05:00
+1 @Silje Faber - Comment Cat
Kevin Oaks 2015-02-17T15:30:47-05:00
Request to draw: A pretentious, British cat (preferably with a monocle) that is not amused.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T15:30:49-05:00
@Creeper, nice avatar. Not a creeper-esque, but adorable!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:30:52-05:00
So foul humor is rude now?
Sheldon Carpenter 2015-02-17T15:30:53-05:00
Cats playing the card game "Exploding Babies"
Tom Flannery 2015-02-17T15:30:55-05:00
What's the kickstarter record for most comments?
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:30:55-05:00
@Potatten -i don't know why, but when i see two corps members' comments next to each other, i'm all "yayyy! look at us! just like old times"
Benjamin Schneider 2015-02-17T15:30:57-05:00
I'd love a picture of a ninja throwing TNT-laden kitten-weapons at about 3 people.
Mariela 2015-02-17T15:30:59-05:00
Draw: an oatmeal bowl and a Chinese guy playing exploding kittens with chopsticks
Laura Moyer 2015-02-17T15:31:04-05:00
Oooh, or could you draw a yeti getting his legs waxed!
Christian Read 2015-02-17T15:31:05-05:00
Please illustrate 17 dragons with nonsense complaints assaulting a small chinese restaurant full of giant drunken warrior rats. Also one random guy in the middle unscathed and participating in an activity completely unrelated to his surroundings. Like, selling four-ended hotdogs or something. Creative freedom is welcomed :)
It's not a good thing to be called out on by a creator F..... you risk getting tossed. I'm being serious, really calm down man.
Film Poster for Michael Bay's VOLTRON in the style of Drew Struzan. Bonus points for Shia LeBouf as a Robeast.
Here you go. Here's what I'd like to see drawn:
A giant kitten fighting a dinosaur. The dinosaur must have rockets on its shoulders firing at the giant kitten.
The kitten has a helmet on and is holding a giant bazooka that shoots octopi (octopusses?) and the octopi need to be holding two axes and have bandannas on.
Yeah. I really want to see that.
Perhaps a kitten playing on a Comment slot machine?
Draw a terrible dragon terrorizing the the country side while eating a chimichanga and ripping rancid ass on the innocent townspeople below. Feel free to take other artistic liberties with said dragon and said chimichanga or country side and townspeople. Or anything else for that matter.
I'm surprised Mr.PACG isn't requesting plastic cards to be drawn.
Draw a picture of this Kickstarter campaign absolutely smashing the $7 million milestone.
Please draw my girlfriend, she's impossibly cute. Plus, I bet you gotta fill your Latin American quota somehow, make my day :D https://www.dropbox.com/s/p4dvbkuzoyglul6/IMG_20150217_142144.jpg…
Epic battle: Cat vs evil banana
where's my asexual crotch gaddamit. where did I leave that hunk of junk again?
A kitten laying on the floor with one paw in the air reaching out and saying "Save yourself, I pressed the Big Red Button"
Drawing consideration:
2 out of 3 office roomies support Exploding Kittens. The other is working diligently.
Also - with all the hullabuloo around 50 Shades of Grey, your take on this would be fantastic !
Please draw my derpy kitteh called Cassie:
http://www.flocci.org/i/cassie.jpg
Please draw cats drinking different types of alcohol (tequila, bourbon, scotch, vodka, etc.)
A Farting Fairy Riding a Kitten!
The alpacalypse please!
Well bugger me with a buttered lobster... I was going to suggest you draw a crocodile wearing a tuxedo fighting a giant mecha-kitty at the top of the Eiffel Tower, but that just sounds sane compared to some of the other suggestions on here.
Well done internet - we are officially insane in the mainframe. :)
Draw request: Cat-version of John Oliver with a dogfish cannon
@TheOatmeal: Draw to my friend like one of your french girls https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Angry cat shoveling snow in Boston
Call Of Kathulu
How about Batman riding a bicycle being chased by unicorns with rabies?
I'd love to see an Exploding Kittens carnival ride drawn.
Can you draw a T-rex driving to work in his VW bug with his briefcase on the roof. Thanks!
Pick your favorite angry picture from this book and recreate it cartoon style! https://www.dropbox.com/sh/1vopq8bty2rpnoo/AABOH-E6oJoCybSPWBDU5Y-Ba…
Matt, can you draw two cats having a sriracha duel to decide which one is going to hit the "Doom the world" button? :D
My extremely depressed expression--maybe as a ginger cat or a (ginger) goat--when I realised there's no way I'll get in a good suggestion for a drawing in competition with the 3 to 400+ comments that have posted since I've clicked on the comments link. Oh, well! Thank you, in any case, for your hard work and infinite humour! It's been quite fun to see all the updates; imagine the same sad expression I'll have when there'll be no more delightful updates! I look forward to receiving EK and NSFWEK!
The most adorable axolotl...
A picture of Grumpy Cat and Little Bub riding on the back of the Blerch.
A drunk cartoonist with blistering hands drawing stuff! XD
The alpacalypse please!
http://imgur.com/ZVwHpQ2
What about a utili-kitten with variable claws?
Tuxedo kitty with feather hat on broadway stage with a grand piano made out of rainbow gummy bears
I would be ecstatic if you drew a piano teacher tormenting her students. Or a kitten playing the piano. Or goats frolicking around a piano. Heck, anything with a piano in it. Please and THANK YOU!
@Potatten, really?
CATNETO http://mashable.com/2015/02/16/catneto/
Please draw Nikoa Tesla, the mantis shrimp, your dog and the Blerch playing Exploding kittens with the blerch exploding....cause he deserves it.
I would say let's go with the famous rainbow-butterfly-unicorn-kitten look
Love to see a drawing of cats / kittens eating angry birds
OMG, my pet iguana Irma Jean is SO excited to play this game. She HATES kittens. I've never gotten the full story, but apparently there was some sort of unfortunate incident in a greenhouse a long time ago. You know how iguanas are...
Poop-Eating-Puppy: loves da catpoop
@Trinkets- I requested "Plastic cards wearing flannel sleeves" but Prof f getting called out was much better.
One thing I love above all else here: not one person is making silly demands of the product. It's all silly demands for oatmeal drawings!
Please draw a "SAVE THE KITTENS" poster and maybe donate some of the money to help save a few cats from exploding!
http://imgur.com/KuVtevT My adorable dog who is so dumb but wears glasses to look smart.
OOh, I know theres a Sri-Can-dactyl in there somewhere Oatmeal. A Sriracha Cat-dactyl. Mind BLown.
make our bass player pretty.
http://i.imgur.com/cKaC2mg.jpg
@matthew Inman maybe you'd like to draw a fat-ass sailor droppin F-bombs?
A picture of a munchkin cat (cat with a type of dwarfism, so it's legs are half the length of a normal cat's) popping exploding balloons.
Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
A Chicken revolution!
Please draw a goat with a coat and a kitten riding on its back and if possible holding a sign that says JorTron rules! Thank You A billion x's 1.5 :)
I'd love to see a cartoon of me sharing pasta with my pet rat: http://imgur.com/UfkiJg5
Last time when you did this on your facebook page I was too late to submit my picture! :) I hope you like it.
House hippo VS an fat orange cat named Carrot
Guys we just broke 100k likes on facebook!
Meanwhile, requesting Oatmeal draw my papillon puppy in a cast http://imgur.com/HaQhqEp
@Oatmeal Lavar Purrton
Draw a Manta Ray with missiles on top! Thank you!
Please draw my beautiful cat! http://imgur.com/TLHQiCY
Please draw a picture of you three in a doom's day control room where you monitor people playing and being (unsuspectingly) mind controlled by you and commanded (zombi like) to pat all kittens they see.
@KittenCorps. I have to batten down the hatches and see to the wounded. Hold the fort while I'm gone. Take care of the newcomers in my absence please.
Draw Nyan Cat on lsd
Poop-Eating-Puppy: loves da catpoop
(Finishes eating his bacon preserver)
Okay boys, I'm done. I have no more floaty to keep me alive. Fare the well!
(Sinks under the onslaught of comments. The last thing seen is a little paw waving good bye.)
Not posting drawings anymore?? I hope you are going in order...so many requests!! and now mine is so far away :( :(
My cat Samhain believes he is the only cat that matters (nevermind the two he lives with, nor the other millions worldwide), so he is the cat you should illustrate. Here he is on a typical day: https://www.facebook.com/Cats.Azura.and.theSwain/photos/ms.c.eJwtx8ERADAIArCNehQrwv6L9WN~_CdrChZCu~_GTPEaHew3n0VH3lqwmT.bps.a.905860056095403.1073741828.530386100309469/905860106095398/…
But if that horrendous link doesn't come through, picture a pure black Maine Coon cat with a silent domineering attitude. He will rule you. I imagine he would like to see himself looming over hoards of other cats. Possibly while he is seated on a dragon.
holy sh*** so many comments! D: you should draw the comment cat, sucking the life out of kickstarterman ^^
A Kitten band with KISS make-up
Please a Darwin Kitten, it would go nice with my 3 decks
@Potatten the product is already silly as hell.
Please draw a cartoon of me riding a camel near the Dead Sea!
http://imgur.com/zd0kvi3
Please draw a-this-is-sparta aggresive bear
F: Really, he just said you were being rude. He did it playfully and we all got a kick out of it, but it's a dangerous line to keep towing....
I'm going to make one more request for a portrait of me, Lord Zombitten, then go have some lunch. Then I'll go to work.
Pat Sajak
I'll settle for DANDYLIONS with j.mp/BEESONDICE (vid link; @15s for the impatient).
Anything with GREEN works for me.
Pron Update : Slave death toll 557
No offence, but please draw a ladyboner.
Cat's Pajamas.
Drawing request:
He-Man riding a giant Twinkee!
Bah, stupid no link. repost commeth
+1 @Silje Faber - Comment Cat
Request to draw: A pretentious, British cat (preferably with a monocle) that is not amused.
@Creeper, nice avatar. Not a creeper-esque, but adorable!
So foul humor is rude now?
Cats playing the card game "Exploding Babies"
What's the kickstarter record for most comments?
@Potatten -i don't know why, but when i see two corps members' comments next to each other, i'm all "yayyy! look at us! just like old times"
I'd love a picture of a ninja throwing TNT-laden kitten-weapons at about 3 people.
Draw: an oatmeal bowl and a Chinese guy playing exploding kittens with chopsticks
Oooh, or could you draw a yeti getting his legs waxed!
Please illustrate 17 dragons with nonsense complaints assaulting a small chinese restaurant full of giant drunken warrior rats. Also one random guy in the middle unscathed and participating in an activity completely unrelated to his surroundings. Like, selling four-ended hotdogs or something. Creative freedom is welcomed :)
I asked for some zombiekittens for ya LZ.... it got buried... I wanted them dancing...
Please draw my beagle pretending to be a kitten.
http://imgur.com/hZLlQXR
Please draw party gorilla riding a kitten
@Tom - 300k+
I'll have to take that to congress...
http://imgur.com/NPAGm55
Margarita time!
You should do a scene from The Shining with the twins as kittens.
@Creeper lol
I give you two photos to choose from:
My son with a very strange character in santa cruz
https://www.facebook.com/thom.maslowski/photos#!/photo.php…
or
Picture of me (I'm mail) wearing a skirt
https://www.facebook.com/thom.maslowski/photos#!/photo.php…