Please draw a brown, white and black guinea pig drinking coffee and drawing manga
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T15:38:49-05:00
@MATTYHATTYINMAN (I dont know why I gave you that name) but you could draw my default picture with my lizard face, except you could make me fat so I have motivation to run horribly long distances again.
Randy 2015-02-17T15:39:00-05:00
Bears and foxes are constantly in epic battles with one another.
Elizabeth Knight 2015-02-17T15:39:03-05:00
TWO SCENARIOS FOR YOU - BOTH TRUE:
I'm 19 wks pregnant, we joked to my oldest that instead of the baby being a boy or a girl, it could be a cat. Got the ultrasound yesterday. Slightly disappointed it's not a cat. He's excited it's a boy.
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When my oldest son was able to crawl, he also picked up kitten-head-nuzzling from our cat. But a big-headed baby doesn't nuzzle. He head butts. He would head butt the cat and head butt the dogs. The animals did not appreciate it.
Caleb William Waters 2015-02-17T15:39:04-05:00
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
Shawn McElroy 2015-02-17T15:39:09-05:00
A picture to show how Tesla would get along with Christopher Walken. Probably with a lazer kitten and/or a cowbell
Christie VanOchten 2015-02-17T15:39:11-05:00
Turtles eating dolphins
Brian Wood 2015-02-17T15:39:14-05:00
PS. "Unicorn versus Narwhal amidst a host of zombie kittens. In 3D." was a drawing request.
David Rosler 2015-02-17T15:39:15-05:00
Please draw our two black cats, Wire and Smokey, flying their airplane out of the chimney of our house (or any house). It'll make sense to our kids who will love it!
Caleb William Waters 2015-02-17T15:39:15-05:00
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
Erik 2015-02-17T15:39:16-05:00
Vegas casino table - playing Exploding Kittens
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:39:16-05:00
Draw G.R.R. Martin's undead horde vs. our Blue Bubble undead horde!
can i have a kitten struggling to escape a box of Low Mein unsuccessfully!
Guy Lajeunesse 2015-02-17T15:39:45-05:00
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Caleb William Waters 2015-02-17T15:39:52-05:00
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
Rebekah Valentine 2015-02-17T15:39:55-05:00
My husband and I call each other "moose" as a pet name because it is a fundamentally absurd animal. Will you please draw two lava mooses who are in love doing whatever mooses who love each other do.
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-17T15:39:55-05:00
I again vote for a cat riding a hippo wearing battle armor with lases!
Robert J. Driscoll 2015-02-17T15:39:58-05:00
Cod's gift to women.
Caleb William Waters 2015-02-17T15:40:02-05:00
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
samuel ledoux 2015-02-17T15:40:02-05:00
Dear Oatmeal,
we are looking for a logo for our team at work, we are named StratoCats!!! its like Cats, but in the cloud!! ain't that amazing. So I would like to request a mix between a Cat and a Cloud. Something like: http://imgur.com/6Ts5Gwb but your interpretation of the thing would be nonetheless awesome i'm sure
I'm even going to make t-shirts for my team if request is selected!
PEACE
Adam Strachan 2015-02-17T15:40:03-05:00
Draw a mechanized lama! MECHA-LAMA! Please. P.S. Congrats on your resounding success. I can't wait to play the game.
Please draw Jibbers Crabst hanging out with the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Kurt Sahr 2015-02-17T15:40:42-05:00
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Russell Wilson are obviously the same person. I think Neil is old Russell, who went on to get his astrophysics degree and invent time travel so he could go back in time to try to prevent the errant pass at the end of this year's Super Bowl. I'd like to see your interpretation of Neil's reaction when he realized that he had missed his chance and was going to have to do it all over again. Or a picture of your face while you're reading this simultaneously genius and stupid theory.
_CONEJO 2015-02-17T15:40:42-05:00
Anything with BUNNIES! I love bunnies, like ninja bunnies, or kittens vs. bunnies on tanks.
Ana Lúcia Teixeira 2015-02-17T15:40:45-05:00
Back to the Future featuring Marty McCat!
Guy Lajeunesse 2015-02-17T15:40:50-05:00
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Kevin Wormley 2015-02-17T15:40:53-05:00
A T-Rex with an elephants trunk painting an elephant with T-Rex arms.
Sarah 2015-02-17T15:40:59-05:00
I want a fat unicorn prancing through a field of cotton candy, Please
Michael Flagler 2015-02-17T15:41:00-05:00
Cats with haircuts in the shapes/forms that women would have their pubic hair trimmed.
Casey L Karns 2015-02-17T15:41:00-05:00
Cathulu.
Nuff Said.
Shawn McElroy 2015-02-17T15:41:01-05:00
Tesla forcing Edison to drown in Sriracha
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T15:41:12-05:00
@Idle/Wild: Black Friday at dollar store. Good one.
Leah 2015-02-17T15:41:12-05:00
Young woman cuddles with giant kitten-eating snake-beast! Draw at your own risk.
Draw a metal unicorn that's shooting video game poop while simultaneously impaling the closest crooked politician it can find?
hcazz 2015-02-17T15:41:13-05:00
A triceratops wearing a fur coat and a top hat eating a giant dead sloth at a table with silverware. and maybe a bib too just to stay clean
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T15:41:22-05:00
Less then 25K till 7 Mil
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:41:28-05:00
Please draw a miniature elephant trying to eat a giant peanut
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T15:41:34-05:00
@Corps, if an LZ portrait should happen to be drawn, please email it to me.
Nathan 2015-02-17T15:41:35-05:00
A Sword wielding Leprechaun riding a giant Squirrel, dueling a Pigacorn
Vincent Powell 2015-02-17T15:41:41-05:00
I just left Seattle for work. I was never planning to move away, but now I'm 3500 miles away and in Delaware. I'd love to see something Seattle-y. Perhaps a cat devouring the Needle?
James Schwab 2015-02-17T15:41:45-05:00
NASA Ames Public Affairs Office staff (5 girls and 1 guy (myself)) playing Exploding Kittens in with Hangar One in the background out the window
Adam Slutsky 2015-02-17T15:41:45-05:00
A reimagining of the building explosion scene from Lethal Weapon 3 but with a giant cat running out of the building carrying a miniature Riggs and Murtaugh.
Please draw a picture depicting the epic battle between a hoard of viking-babies riding warthogs and an army of assorted stuffed animals dressed as Japanese samurai riding miniature dinosaurs. Naturally, this epic battle takes place on the desolate battle fields of Mars.
Kenneth wontroba 2015-02-17T15:42:14-05:00
A dapper bipedal lion with a walking cane and monocle.
@CATZ: A little late for that.... though we were forewarned by the Oatmeal.... still makes me giddy....
Daniel Cortes: already did it, sorta:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/manbat
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/womancat
Please draw 'Disco Camels'
Please draw a brown, white and black guinea pig drinking coffee and drawing manga
@MATTYHATTYINMAN (I dont know why I gave you that name) but you could draw my default picture with my lizard face, except you could make me fat so I have motivation to run horribly long distances again.
Bears and foxes are constantly in epic battles with one another.
TWO SCENARIOS FOR YOU - BOTH TRUE:
I'm 19 wks pregnant, we joked to my oldest that instead of the baby being a boy or a girl, it could be a cat. Got the ultrasound yesterday. Slightly disappointed it's not a cat. He's excited it's a boy.
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When my oldest son was able to crawl, he also picked up kitten-head-nuzzling from our cat. But a big-headed baby doesn't nuzzle. He head butts. He would head butt the cat and head butt the dogs. The animals did not appreciate it.
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
A picture to show how Tesla would get along with Christopher Walken. Probably with a lazer kitten and/or a cowbell
Turtles eating dolphins
PS. "Unicorn versus Narwhal amidst a host of zombie kittens. In 3D." was a drawing request.
Please draw our two black cats, Wire and Smokey, flying their airplane out of the chimney of our house (or any house). It'll make sense to our kids who will love it!
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
Vegas casino table - playing Exploding Kittens
Draw G.R.R. Martin's undead horde vs. our Blue Bubble undead horde!
The happy artist: http://imgur.com/UDH727r
My cats are actually chew-monsters who chew on everything I own. Including my laptop. http://imgur.com/aRinimT
A Roll of Toilet paper experiencing an existential crisis!
Drawing request: A jazz cat playing the trumpet.
Master chief *wink*
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
How about my 1yo kid eating a whole bread?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Oix0M36XMbY/UvKRNCJvT9I/AAAAAAAAIWQ/gr-DWtVtKDQ/s1600/2014-02-04+18-23-18+DSC03701-711.jpg
@F is would be ready if you didn't break the tunnel with slave weight!
I think people keep confusing me with Elan.....
can i have a kitten struggling to escape a box of Low Mein unsuccessfully!
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
My husband and I call each other "moose" as a pet name because it is a fundamentally absurd animal. Will you please draw two lava mooses who are in love doing whatever mooses who love each other do.
I again vote for a cat riding a hippo wearing battle armor with lases!
Cod's gift to women.
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
Dear Oatmeal,
we are looking for a logo for our team at work, we are named StratoCats!!! its like Cats, but in the cloud!! ain't that amazing. So I would like to request a mix between a Cat and a Cloud. Something like: http://imgur.com/6Ts5Gwb but your interpretation of the thing would be nonetheless awesome i'm sure
I'm even going to make t-shirts for my team if request is selected!
PEACE
Draw a mechanized lama! MECHA-LAMA! Please. P.S. Congrats on your resounding success. I can't wait to play the game.
Either of these 3:
http://i.imgur.com/szyAdUY.png
http://i.imgur.com/VcNWgdb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Zrf665B.jpg
Would love to see an evil robotic unicorn eating cotton candy
@POtatten - Shhhhhhhhh,.......
The Hacker "4Chan"
How about Wesley Crusher carrying a Hobbes Doll?
Wookie Jesus holding a caticorn over pride rock. Like Rafik did to Simba in the Lion King
YOU KNOW NOTHING MATTHEW INMAN! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
My cat is a jerk
http://imgur.com/iaxA1ha
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
@Pr.F Where are those weather disruptor satelites of your to help contain this storm?
My husband and his brother [pretending to?] eat my tiny newborn daughter who fits in a sammich.
http://i.imgur.com/k4BsZ5R.jpg
here's a pic of me looking forward to the next pic! https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/…
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS :'D
Draw request: http://i.imgur.com/QBc02Ru.png
- @fletcher
Please draw Jibbers Crabst hanging out with the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Russell Wilson are obviously the same person. I think Neil is old Russell, who went on to get his astrophysics degree and invent time travel so he could go back in time to try to prevent the errant pass at the end of this year's Super Bowl. I'd like to see your interpretation of Neil's reaction when he realized that he had missed his chance and was going to have to do it all over again. Or a picture of your face while you're reading this simultaneously genius and stupid theory.
Anything with BUNNIES! I love bunnies, like ninja bunnies, or kittens vs. bunnies on tanks.
Back to the Future featuring Marty McCat!
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
A T-Rex with an elephants trunk painting an elephant with T-Rex arms.
I want a fat unicorn prancing through a field of cotton candy, Please
Cats with haircuts in the shapes/forms that women would have their pubic hair trimmed.
Cathulu.
Nuff Said.
Tesla forcing Edison to drown in Sriracha
@Idle/Wild: Black Friday at dollar store. Good one.
Young woman cuddles with giant kitten-eating snake-beast! Draw at your own risk.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10660128_278013239056183_7768904751032250018_n.jpg…
Draw a metal unicorn that's shooting video game poop while simultaneously impaling the closest crooked politician it can find?
A triceratops wearing a fur coat and a top hat eating a giant dead sloth at a table with silverware. and maybe a bib too just to stay clean
Less then 25K till 7 Mil
Please draw a miniature elephant trying to eat a giant peanut
@Corps, if an LZ portrait should happen to be drawn, please email it to me.
A Sword wielding Leprechaun riding a giant Squirrel, dueling a Pigacorn
I just left Seattle for work. I was never planning to move away, but now I'm 3500 miles away and in Delaware. I'd love to see something Seattle-y. Perhaps a cat devouring the Needle?
NASA Ames Public Affairs Office staff (5 girls and 1 guy (myself)) playing Exploding Kittens in with Hangar One in the background out the window
A reimagining of the building explosion scene from Lethal Weapon 3 but with a giant cat running out of the building carrying a miniature Riggs and Murtaugh.
Jibbers Crabst humping a Bear-o-Dactyl, plz kthx
Tesla donkey punching Edison!
Here's the picture of me looking forward to the next pic.... https://www.dropbox.com/s/30imbg3lbglnx1a/20150106_110639.jpg…
Pantsless superman dressed in a cheap batman halloween costume, eating a 7 layer burrito
I need a badass leprechaun riding a unicorn fighting off hordes of the disco clad undead
My dogs. In need of assistance.
http://i.imgur.com/F2NSPBD.jpg
or
http://i.imgur.com/dup5Jju.jpg
Batman...wielding a claymore...riding a rocket equipped shark....into the mouth of a continent eating cat.
The dog's reaction to hearing that we are going to play a game of Exploding Kittens.
We've seen taco cat. Now what about a cat taco?
Kim Jong Un and Barak Obama jousting on capybaras whilst dressed up like Disney princesses.
Bunny back hair choking a fiery unicorn.
You are obliged to show us kittens puppeteering a velociraptor that is doing a potatodance!
+1 @Sarah - fat unicorn prancing through a field of cotton candy
Bunny back hair choking a fiery unicorn.
Please draw my life of loneliness.
@Geist thanks.
Please draw a picture depicting the epic battle between a hoard of viking-babies riding warthogs and an army of assorted stuffed animals dressed as Japanese samurai riding miniature dinosaurs. Naturally, this epic battle takes place on the desolate battle fields of Mars.
A dapper bipedal lion with a walking cane and monocle.
We won't let you down LZ!!!!
Please draw conclusions.
An exploding kitten playing Exploding Kittens!
(Still picturing a picture of endless blue balls chanting "We are Legion")
Kittens at a Catnip Recovery Meeting (like a AA meeting) XD
I would like you to draw a kitten in a sombrero riding a t-rex with a menacing beard, while President Obama looks on.
Draw a cartoonist kitten drawing an oat meal!
Once upon a time, I pretty much made out with a giraffe.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/163167_525749014805_484456_n.jpg…
Please draw my dog! http://imgur.com/6eIYns3
Draw a Cat riding a kraken wielding a trident fighting a mighty parakeet @LiquidWilliam
Cuthulu making an unexpected ally.
Any chance you could draw a picture for my fantasy novel - Duck Blood Soup
"Giants, wizards and dragon(flies) Oh My!"
http://www.amazon.com/Duck-Blood-Soup-Book-Caldarium/dp/1490377018
Please draw a mutant baby exploding from the cruel confines of a king cake. For Mardi Gras and all. :)
luck dragon amusing the sphynx