Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:09:07-05:00
@Explainitten, it's quite dizzying trying to follow this random throwing out of drawing of requests. How rude these people hijacking our section,lol.
Martin Leonard 2015-02-17T16:09:07-05:00
Would love to get a drawing of a Moai from Easter Island http://goo.gl/JsqmLs. Even better would be seeing it being attacked by a Mantis Shrimp - one of my favourite of your drawings and the coolest of animals
@Creeper: Aww...you called me a kid. I haven't been called a kid in a long time...I'm always the one calling people kids. Brings a tear to my eye. ;_:
Daren Hill 2015-02-17T16:09:26-05:00
A cat completely unimpressed by the success of Exploding Kittens (and Mantis Shrimp.)
Andres Luz 2015-02-17T16:09:27-05:00
Would love to see a soft calico kitten impaled on the single tusk of an husky, undead narwhal native to the Great Pacific Ocean garbage gyre! =)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T16:09:47-05:00
Note to self, fu*k me
Andrew Garner 2015-02-17T16:09:55-05:00
Let's have some balance - how about an imploding kitty?
Sarah Dardick 2015-02-17T16:09:56-05:00
A tribe of anthropomorphic pickles sacrificing a bikini-clad yeti to a volcano.
Monique Boustani 2015-02-17T16:09:59-05:00
I'd love to a picture of the gods/characters Thor and Loki as cats doing cat things, such as pouncing at the hammer/knocking it off a table without caring or sleeping in the horned-helmet.
Andres Luz 2015-02-17T16:10:02-05:00
Angry Narwhal. =)
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T16:10:06-05:00
Please draw an eagle in the shape of a soft pretezel
You probably have a box of tissues around F, go do what needs be done. There's got to be a towel or sock lying around if you're desperate.
Steven Nutting 2015-02-17T16:10:38-05:00
Hows about a kitten amalgamation, put together using different kittens who all formerly made bad decisions. Perhaps a tail where the leg goes, and a leg where the tail goes. That sort of tom foolery, ya know?
Ben Helmericks 2015-02-17T16:10:51-05:00
The legendary Buff Cat, with all legendary buff-ness included.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T16:11:06-05:00
Matthew has stepped out for lunch for a bit - your comments may not be seen at the time being...
Rachel Pedler 2015-02-17T16:11:12-05:00
I want to see a t-Rex and a sloth slow dance together!
Heather Hughes 2015-02-17T16:11:16-05:00
Can you draw my husband?: http://imgur.com/NzrBYWX It would be great to surprise him for his BDay! He's a really serious athlete (marathoner, cyclist...) Go crazy! Thanks!
David Vichitthavong 2015-02-17T16:11:16-05:00
Hi Matt-
Could you please draw a Bear-o-dactyl in a dogfight with a fighter jet (of your choosing) piloted by one of the best presidents ever, Abe Lincoln? Thanks!
Marc Watson 2015-02-17T16:11:19-05:00
Alien Astro Kitten launching a flying saucer of milk attack. Much love coming your friend at meteorsnmilk.com
Matt Wooding 2015-02-17T16:11:21-05:00
Please for the love of god draw me writing this tweet while on fire and being attacked by bees. hugs! http://imgur.com/tVIzKFw #explodingkittens #backerparty
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T16:11:22-05:00
Mr Oatmeal Sir - Please draw the World Wide Web
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T16:11:26-05:00
@Potatten, ignore that comment, I am asexual anyway
Tesdinic 2015-02-17T16:11:31-05:00
Please oh please oh please draw a flaming hamster (or "flamster")! It would make my year! It's an inside joke with my friends about rogue, flammable and spontaneously combusting hamsters! The most adorable form of explosives.
eric hansen 2015-02-17T16:11:49-05:00
Maybe you could draw a bloody nub where your hand used to be, before this marathon drawing session started.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T16:11:56-05:00
Tons of great suggestions... Keep the flood coming!!!
Sure we have the famous dogs playing poker picture, but what about Cats playing exploding kittens.
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T16:12:20-05:00
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Erik Millan 2015-02-17T16:12:26-05:00
How about an exploding Cathulhu?
Lindsay Hart 2015-02-17T16:12:27-05:00
please draw the Venus de Milo, *with* her arms. i'm eager to see what she might have been up to before they were so tragically lost.
Bertus Weusten 2015-02-17T16:12:35-05:00
You are obliged to show us kittens puppeteering a velociraptor that is doing a potatodance! That or The-Bear-That(awkwardly enough)-Shits-In-Public
Jeff Parsons 2015-02-17T16:12:36-05:00
Please draw a group of kittens playing the game "exploding humans"
Lorne Kates 2015-02-17T16:12:37-05:00
Could you drawn an Oatmeal drawing himself, Ouroboros-style?
Grant Perkins 2015-02-17T16:12:39-05:00
Please draw weaponized back hair fighting off giant wasps to protect Godzilla.
Leah 2015-02-17T16:12:40-05:00
Will you please draw me flying without the skydiving dude on my back??? Being drawn flying by the Oatmeal would almost be better than ACTUALLY being able to fly!
I will vote third, though I know the Oats is out to chow.
seamus feeney 2015-02-17T16:12:44-05:00
Hey Matthew how about drawing a giraffe blowing it's nose
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T16:12:50-05:00
+2 for the flaming hamster idea
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:12:52-05:00
I don't know what hurts most, my eyes from reading all of these comments, or the fact my car blew up this morning ing.
Monique Boustani 2015-02-17T16:13:08-05:00
A cat on a goat in a tree at the top of a mountain waving a flag, declaring himself as the king of the mountain and all the world below. They could both be possibly wearing armor.
I am looking to banned TEP, coz I need a reason to blow earth out of orbit
Justin Bell 2015-02-17T16:13:11-05:00
USAF here to represent! Us flyboys literally can NOT play any games that might be deemed offensive, inappropriate, sexist or misogynistic (misandry is fine, evidently it's impossible to be biased against men). That being said, I'm abso-freaking-lutely a backer of the NSFW deck. I'll be damned if I have to keep my exploding kittens squared away in a "safe for work" book, quietly hiding and snickering to myself in the corner, never to be unveiled in a public forum in deployed or garrison environments. If necessary I have every intention of getting leadership buy-in on an individual basis until they suddenyl all (very awkwardly) realize they are sitting around playing an inappropriate game together when the Wing Commander (female) walks in.
A mantis shrimp with dragon wings and laser beam eyes
Jason Loveman 2015-02-17T16:13:28-05:00
Oh, don't you people know what happens when the Oatmeal draws babies -- it's not pretty!
"I asked people not to post photos of babies or I would draw them as horrible monsters"
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/million_likes_photos
Yes EX, that's what we were saying. We've talked it over and decided she wasn't being a jerk to Creeper. End of story.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T16:13:48-05:00
Please draw gerbils doing the limbo
Tom 2015-02-17T16:13:55-05:00
Please draw a 4 dimensional cat. A tessercat if you will.
Jeremy Fitch 2015-02-17T16:13:56-05:00
Did you know that, according to Welsh lore, fairies rode corgis into battle? A picture of a fairy riding a little stumpy-legged corgi into some sort of epic battle would be hilarious!
Draw Grumpy Cat's reaction to your record-breaking cat-related kickstarter. I know she turned down an oportunity for celebrity endorsement. ;)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T16:15:27-05:00
Just saw the pneguin regurgitating itself! wooow... just wooow
Michael Grammer 2015-02-17T16:15:32-05:00
Please draw a guy fart-flying into the sunset on Valentine's day with a giant grin on his face, as his heart-broken girl friend stands teary-eyed on the side with his pants and underwear at her feet. Or some variation thereof. <3
Whitney Jokisch 2015-02-17T16:15:34-05:00
Draw a cat made out of playing cards. CARD CAAAAT
Eddie Tillou 2015-02-17T16:15:39-05:00
Please draw a cat dressed as Link from Legend of zelda :3
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T16:15:48-05:00
@Pr.F. you need reasons???? REASONS? to blow up the earth? really......... what kind of an evil villian are you? If I had to switch from Neutral (Chaotic) to pure evil you would all have been long gone and nothing left over except dust...... in space...... forever
I'm at the point where I'm trying to scan just for KC but on the iPad the comments still come too quick for me to keep up. I'm 10 minutes behind. It's like talking to yourself.
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T16:16:02-05:00
I soooo hope I get picked, this is more exciting then waiting to win powerball
Family Portraits everyone, get your free Family Portraits here
Please draw a cat, drawing you, drawing a cat
Dinosaurs tripping on shrooms!
Some Oatmeal coolness..
Daniel Cortes: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/manbat
Daniel Cortes: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/womancat
Johannes Pohl: http://i.imgur.com/NJMc7lr.png
Prof F: http://i.imgur.com/qGVhIr9.png
Steven Pitts: http://i.imgur.com/THdMPPH.png
Simon Fishley http://i.imgur.com/FwfUUQt.png
Alan Phan: http://i.imgur.com/jcW4BAS.png
Ashley Fain: http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
Andrea Bekolay: http://theoatmeal.com/blog/cats_playing_hippos
Amanda: http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
Geist de la Muerte Gatito: http://i.imgur.com/4eVQ7YF.png
Marissa "Blondie" Brice: http://i.imgur.com/Nz9d2Hw.png
Calm Down (before the next wave...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Come on 7 Million!
Brain.... melting....... ____________________________________
@Explainitten, it's quite dizzying trying to follow this random throwing out of drawing of requests. How rude these people hijacking our section,lol.
Would love to get a drawing of a Moai from Easter Island http://goo.gl/JsqmLs. Even better would be seeing it being attacked by a Mantis Shrimp - one of my favourite of your drawings and the coolest of animals
@Creeper: Kids huh? ANYWAY, I'll back off not since I know that it at least wasn't targeted at you.
I would like to see The Oatmeal illustrate this picture of my beard eating my nephew http://i.imgur.com/XRhuYsr.jpg
Please draw my family and I! We'll frame it on our wall! http://tinypic.com/r/2hdqsgg/8
@Creeper: Aww...you called me a kid. I haven't been called a kid in a long time...I'm always the one calling people kids. Brings a tear to my eye. ;_:
A cat completely unimpressed by the success of Exploding Kittens (and Mantis Shrimp.)
Would love to see a soft calico kitten impaled on the single tusk of an husky, undead narwhal native to the Great Pacific Ocean garbage gyre! =)
Note to self, fu*k me
Let's have some balance - how about an imploding kitty?
A tribe of anthropomorphic pickles sacrificing a bikini-clad yeti to a volcano.
I'd love to a picture of the gods/characters Thor and Loki as cats doing cat things, such as pouncing at the hammer/knocking it off a table without caring or sleeping in the horned-helmet.
Angry Narwhal. =)
Please draw an eagle in the shape of a soft pretezel
http://imgur.com/4cXUHJ0
Help me with that monster.
Please.
A Tyrannosaurus Rex with his head and arms in the stocks.
Draw this baby strangling this cat.
http://chattypics.com/files/10675549_10152794057952834_424_ucr5b2sjl7.jpg
http://chattypics.com/files/10441919_10152768442457834_273_q2mbxjsxhf.jpg
Please draw:
What light through yonder window breaks?
Exploding kittens playing exploding kittens. That's what.
Hey Matt, draw yourself having a good time. This is about you (and the other two) and what you've created.
I appreciate the defense, boys! (that work too?) ... glad to know you've got my back!
Eh. Why bother. No one is reading.
You probably have a box of tissues around F, go do what needs be done. There's got to be a towel or sock lying around if you're desperate.
Hows about a kitten amalgamation, put together using different kittens who all formerly made bad decisions. Perhaps a tail where the leg goes, and a leg where the tail goes. That sort of tom foolery, ya know?
The legendary Buff Cat, with all legendary buff-ness included.
PLEASE DRAW... my lazy black cat, Jet. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-E0qDXCYAAuKda.jpg:large
Matthew has stepped out for lunch for a bit - your comments may not be seen at the time being...
I want to see a t-Rex and a sloth slow dance together!
Can you draw my husband?: http://imgur.com/NzrBYWX It would be great to surprise him for his BDay! He's a really serious athlete (marathoner, cyclist...) Go crazy! Thanks!
Hi Matt-
Could you please draw a Bear-o-dactyl in a dogfight with a fighter jet (of your choosing) piloted by one of the best presidents ever, Abe Lincoln? Thanks!
Alien Astro Kitten launching a flying saucer of milk attack. Much love coming your friend at meteorsnmilk.com
Please for the love of god draw me writing this tweet while on fire and being attacked by bees. hugs! http://imgur.com/tVIzKFw #explodingkittens #backerparty
Mr Oatmeal Sir - Please draw the World Wide Web
@Potatten, ignore that comment, I am asexual anyway
Please oh please oh please draw a flaming hamster (or "flamster")! It would make my year! It's an inside joke with my friends about rogue, flammable and spontaneously combusting hamsters! The most adorable form of explosives.
Maybe you could draw a bloody nub where your hand used to be, before this marathon drawing session started.
Tons of great suggestions... Keep the flood coming!!!
EXCITEMENT, ANTICIPATION, WONDER!! https://www.dropbox.com/s/30imbg3lbglnx1a/20150106_110639.jpg…
I second Tesdinic's suggestion
Sure we have the famous dogs playing poker picture, but what about Cats playing exploding kittens.
@Pr.F. and KittenCorps.
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Don’t be a jerk.
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How about an exploding Cathulhu?
please draw the Venus de Milo, *with* her arms. i'm eager to see what she might have been up to before they were so tragically lost.
You are obliged to show us kittens puppeteering a velociraptor that is doing a potatodance! That or The-Bear-That(awkwardly enough)-Shits-In-Public
Please draw a group of kittens playing the game "exploding humans"
Could you drawn an Oatmeal drawing himself, Ouroboros-style?
Please draw weaponized back hair fighting off giant wasps to protect Godzilla.
Will you please draw me flying without the skydiving dude on my back??? Being drawn flying by the Oatmeal would almost be better than ACTUALLY being able to fly!
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t31.0-8/1047921_615100823065_663984551_o.jpg
I will vote third, though I know the Oats is out to chow.
Hey Matthew how about drawing a giraffe blowing it's nose
+2 for the flaming hamster idea
I don't know what hurts most, my eyes from reading all of these comments, or the fact my car blew up this morning ing.
A cat on a goat in a tree at the top of a mountain waving a flag, declaring himself as the king of the mountain and all the world below. They could both be possibly wearing armor.
Or a narwhal-cat hybrid. ;)
Acrobatic cats (like this one http://imgur.com/FzA2dRK )
I am looking to banned TEP, coz I need a reason to blow earth out of orbit
USAF here to represent! Us flyboys literally can NOT play any games that might be deemed offensive, inappropriate, sexist or misogynistic (misandry is fine, evidently it's impossible to be biased against men). That being said, I'm abso-freaking-lutely a backer of the NSFW deck. I'll be damned if I have to keep my exploding kittens squared away in a "safe for work" book, quietly hiding and snickering to myself in the corner, never to be unveiled in a public forum in deployed or garrison environments. If necessary I have every intention of getting leadership buy-in on an individual basis until they suddenyl all (very awkwardly) realize they are sitting around playing an inappropriate game together when the Wing Commander (female) walks in.
Needs must when the devil's backhair drives.
Please draw my kitten attacking this vicious duck: http://imgur.com/pVWyjSD
A mantis shrimp with dragon wings and laser beam eyes
Oh, don't you people know what happens when the Oatmeal draws babies -- it's not pretty!
"I asked people not to post photos of babies or I would draw them as horrible monsters"
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/million_likes_photos
Yes EX, that's what we were saying. We've talked it over and decided she wasn't being a jerk to Creeper. End of story.
Please draw gerbils doing the limbo
Please draw a 4 dimensional cat. A tessercat if you will.
Did you know that, according to Welsh lore, fairies rode corgis into battle? A picture of a fairy riding a little stumpy-legged corgi into some sort of epic battle would be hilarious!
Issue 2 is Posted!
Issue #2 of Kitten Wars is now available to read on www.KittenCorps.com
Matthew has stepped out for lunch for a bit - your comments may not be seen at the time being...
Trinkets- your car?? what??
Hahahahahahaha @MatthewInman has probably has probably experienced wristicide by now
tessercats are fictional beings Tom
Go CheetahButt!
Please a Darwin Kitten for us godless heathens, we are 18% of the population Don't know if numbers help ;)
+1 @Tom - Please draw a 4 dimensional cat. A tessercat if you will.
So um, I think "pasta cat sap" should be a card. Or at least a fun picture to draw.
Yup, $5000 for a new engine.
A chicken walking a dog.
We may not get the 100,000% goal, but we are SO close to being able to hire Nick Saban as our football coach!
Issue 2 of comic, FTW! !!
A dog walking a chicken, the chicken is wearing watch
rocket crocodile and the world of tomorrow!
as seen on the wonderful song "Rocket Crocodile in the World of Tomorrow" by Jason MacIsaac
Please draw our wtf dog selfie: http://i.imgur.com/UadFzuJ.png
Draw Grumpy Cat's reaction to your record-breaking cat-related kickstarter. I know she turned down an oportunity for celebrity endorsement. ;)
Just saw the pneguin regurgitating itself! wooow... just wooow
Please draw a guy fart-flying into the sunset on Valentine's day with a giant grin on his face, as his heart-broken girl friend stands teary-eyed on the side with his pants and underwear at her feet. Or some variation thereof. <3
Draw a cat made out of playing cards. CARD CAAAAT
Please draw a cat dressed as Link from Legend of zelda :3
Make this scary compilation for real.
http://imgur.com/3klcewj
@Pr.F. you need reasons???? REASONS? to blow up the earth? really......... what kind of an evil villian are you? If I had to switch from Neutral (Chaotic) to pure evil you would all have been long gone and nothing left over except dust...... in space...... forever
Draw catman! http://b-kenntnis.deviantart.com/art/Catman-468586899
YES! I love it! It's amazing LZ
@Prof F - Agreed. I'm still wow'ing over that one
I'm at the point where I'm trying to scan just for KC but on the iPad the comments still come too quick for me to keep up. I'm 10 minutes behind. It's like talking to yourself.
I soooo hope I get picked, this is more exciting then waiting to win powerball
Matt,
Please draw me when I was 19 years of age. And majestic
http://i.imgur.com/fLVQeVH.jpg
Many blessings upon your goat,
-Dan
Will you, perchance, draw my cat eating a toy octopus?
http://i.imgur.com/pCzsbO1.jpg
Please draw a squirrel travelling on top of a turtle.
...into space.