A team of kittens sleigh-cats led by a growly mouse!
Leon Hui 2015-02-17T16:26:02-05:00
Hi Matt! We are expecting our first baby this coming July. Can you draw a pic of us and what our future baby might look like? It will be forever frame and display in our living room especially this coming Chinese new year with crazy Asian goats decors and crazy relatives coming over for the celebration. Thank you.
http://imgur.com/9xqcAvx
Aaron Roberts 2015-02-17T16:26:17-05:00
Please draw a Corgisaurus Rex fighting a MechaCatzilla.
Sarah Warren 2015-02-17T16:26:17-05:00
Lol @Creeper, the shower was something random I pulled out of my head that turned out to be a coincidence. At least I didn't say guacamole. I haven't really had questions, so really haven't had the need to go through here anyways. Their FAQ is pretty thorough
This is my Space Ghost. She's not very photogenic, but maybe you could draw her better than this, eh @Inman?
Narayana Ravikumar 2015-02-17T16:26:27-05:00
please draw a crab knight riding a hornet away from an erupting volcano of rainbows and marshmallows with a river of jell-o flowing down with slave lobsters with pig tails carrying axes bowing down to the master crab knight.
Kevin Makwana 2015-02-17T16:26:29-05:00
Battle CAT from He-Man! Maybe a picture of Elan Lee, transforming a kitten into battle cat!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Hi Matt,
I'm a big fan of you!
For the stretch goals i have made this awesome picture of a cat beard: http://i.imgur.com/6GsVBOR.png After that photo I found a family for the kitty (I have rescued it in the street).
But when I was uploading the photo i saw that the "Update 9" sign was missing :(
Please don't let waste my photo. Draw an awesome version of it.
Continue to change this fucking world to a better place with better people!
Thank you very much form the bottom of my heart!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T16:26:47-05:00
@Sarah PS - The commentary about the comments section being invaded with all the sketch requests was more like "we had a little book club, decided to host a party - the whole city showed up and we're just making sure everyone has chips and dip!" sort of hysteria!!
Jackie Fong 2015-02-17T16:26:48-05:00
Draw a Penguin mafia
M HUBNER 2015-02-17T16:26:58-05:00
You know, most of us are new. Maybe can't check the comments continuously. Don't use Twitter that much. And received the email regarding this awesome opportunity at just about the time Mr. Inman took his break. I read the rules, and thought it would be smart to...not wait? Didn't realize I should have checked the previous comments to see if things had changed. I'll do better next time.
Game of thrones inspired hodor kitten, because "game of kittens"
Dave McEvoy 2015-02-17T16:28:03-05:00
A picture of the inevitable loss of your hands due to sketching everyone's comments.
Sean H 2015-02-17T16:28:05-05:00
How about a skydiving sloth.
Duncan Phillips 2015-02-17T16:28:05-05:00
I am purchasing this game due to (please draw the following) a distinct blasé attitude towards mine and my comrades' games of drinking jenga. Hopefully this new aquisition will spice up Tuesday nights at the parents house.
Regards, a disgruntled gnome.
Shane Addinall 2015-02-17T16:28:07-05:00
... forgot to say: Puhleez... and Tank You... *whispers* "...for a Kitty Corp Kitten on a Battle-Cow" o.0
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T16:28:09-05:00
@Sarah - you mean, someone ACTUALLY read the FAQs???? HUZZAH!!
Keith Harder 2015-02-17T16:28:13-05:00
Our kitties are behaving oddly, following the disclosure that we're interested in Exploding Kittens... Ellie has taken to the sink to stay close to a source of water in hopes that she can extinguish any potential eruption... Magi doesn't know what to think, but has this advice:
Hey Matt, could you please draw a battle between a dinosaur with machine guns for feet battling a pterodactylpterodactyl that can shoot chainsaws out of its butt?
So...with the influx of requests...we averaged about 1k comments per hour...if not a little more, we were roughly at 43,500 when I first looked, and roughly 2hours later...we are just over 45.5k.
Please may we see sheep and hedgehogs holding umbrellas as the flying kittens above them explode (or not. I really feel strongly that kittens shouldn't explode, if at all possible, so maybe just flaming). And if the sheep and hedgehogs can wear bowler hats, that would really be wonderful. Claps hands with glee and appreciation.
A group of cats that live in the wild have broken into warrior clans and they even have medicine healer cats. There are also Badgers, thirsty for cat blood and the cats would need to defend themselves. The other cat clans equally hate each other so won't render assistance. So to defend themselves, they will need to form an alliance with the infinitely superior dog for assistance during times of war.
Please draw the EPIC BATTLE that ensures as a result of the hostile conditions!
Matt, I suggested you as a commencement speaker for UW in an application essay for the UW honors program. Please draw yourself or one of your creations (bear, pterodactyl, mantis shrimp etc) giving that speech. Thanks!
M. Hartley 2015-02-17T16:31:55-05:00
Tesla defusing an Exploding Kitten.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:31:58-05:00
@Virgfo, waaaayyy up there. Like 350,000
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T16:32:03-05:00
And yes a Darwin Kitten please Not sure there are many other ways to ask :)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T16:32:12-05:00
gaddamn Corrie, stop feeding that cat for a month or two
Mandy Dunkle 2015-02-17T16:32:17-05:00
Well clearly everyone is extremely clever in their requests, so if by chance you're able to still create a wee cartoon of my kidlet? http://i.imgur.com/dJJb1xH.jpg
Thank you!
Ted Morin 2015-02-17T16:32:23-05:00
Maybe you could draw The Wild Boars by Duran Duran.
Fabio Ruolo 2015-02-17T16:32:25-05:00
A catunicorn shooting raibows!
Greg Christie 2015-02-17T16:32:30-05:00
Mantis Shrimp Vs Jibbers Crabst
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:32:39-05:00
Under $600
Lynda Swanson 2015-02-17T16:32:46-05:00
I asked respectfully that you draw a Spitting Llama. My request did not post. I bought game! Now is that fair? Just a small one will be very nice. In fact a small balloon in the shape of a Llama would be fine and I can blow it up myself. Get your mind out of the gutter now, I've seen that joke.
Draw a suicidal venture capitalist kicking a kitten.
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T16:32:56-05:00
Ah I see Still KITTENCORPS for life !!!!!
Andrew Emmerson 2015-02-17T16:33:00-05:00
Please draw a Kangaroo sticking up a mall. You must use the pouch as a weapons store.
Jason Loveman 2015-02-17T16:33:07-05:00
ooh, how about Jibbers blessing a kitteh!
David Britt 2015-02-17T16:33:15-05:00
A flatulence powered space Rhino orbiting the earth looking very nonplussed about the whole ordeal.
Sarah Warren 2015-02-17T16:33:25-05:00
@Creeper, I was actually thinking of the similar analogy of just chilling with your peeps and a million people showed up for the party and started demanding where the nachos were all at once
Christian Lyngby Blaabjerg 2015-02-17T16:33:41-05:00
A scandinavian ninja wielding a kitten-bazooka, taco-cat-nunchuks, loads of dynamite and a fancy hat. Possibly flanked by a viking ship with laser-gatling-guns, missiles and dangerous cows. Thank you in advance! :-D
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-17T16:33:45-05:00
40 seconds to $7mio.
Tohm Judson 2015-02-17T16:33:52-05:00
Please draw a kitten using a double bass as a weapon!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T16:33:55-05:00
Pron Update : Pron Battle Stations are at 77% operational capacity
josh VanSickle 2015-02-17T16:34:00-05:00
Car related palindrome:
Pasta cat sap.
I have no idea what it is butbut it would be a fun card/picture!
A team of kittens sleigh-cats led by a growly mouse!
Hi Matt! We are expecting our first baby this coming July. Can you draw a pic of us and what our future baby might look like? It will be forever frame and display in our living room especially this coming Chinese new year with crazy Asian goats decors and crazy relatives coming over for the celebration. Thank you.
http://imgur.com/9xqcAvx
Please draw a Corgisaurus Rex fighting a MechaCatzilla.
Lol @Creeper, the shower was something random I pulled out of my head that turned out to be a coincidence. At least I didn't say guacamole. I haven't really had questions, so really haven't had the need to go through here anyways. Their FAQ is pretty thorough
Twin tuxedo-clad cat and teen
http://imgur.com/kwQz6ud
Check out @TrinketsEB's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TrinketsEB/status/567796874800013312…
This is my Space Ghost. She's not very photogenic, but maybe you could draw her better than this, eh @Inman?
please draw a crab knight riding a hornet away from an erupting volcano of rainbows and marshmallows with a river of jell-o flowing down with slave lobsters with pig tails carrying axes bowing down to the master crab knight.
Battle CAT from He-Man! Maybe a picture of Elan Lee, transforming a kitten into battle cat!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Hi Matt,
I'm a big fan of you!
For the stretch goals i have made this awesome picture of a cat beard: http://i.imgur.com/6GsVBOR.png
After that photo I found a family for the kitty (I have rescued it in the street).
But when I was uploading the photo i saw that the "Update 9" sign was missing :(
Please don't let waste my photo. Draw an awesome version of it.
Continue to change this fucking world to a better place with better people!
Thank you very much form the bottom of my heart!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
@Sarah PS - The commentary about the comments section being invaded with all the sketch requests was more like "we had a little book club, decided to host a party - the whole city showed up and we're just making sure everyone has chips and dip!" sort of hysteria!!
Draw a Penguin mafia
You know, most of us are new. Maybe can't check the comments continuously. Don't use Twitter that much. And received the email regarding this awesome opportunity at just about the time Mr. Inman took his break. I read the rules, and thought it would be smart to...not wait? Didn't realize I should have checked the previous comments to see if things had changed. I'll do better next time.
Star Trek + Kitty + Oatmeal view = Win!
Matthew is out at lunch and unlikely to see any request for artwork right now.
Sometimes I get all dressed up in leather. I am sure my boyfriend would greatly appreciate a copy of this picture! Pretty please?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/564792_585578176685_1218445440_n.jpg…
A red devil kitty Cthulhu cross with an RPG round the wrong way.
"Two lovers, both alike in dignity, parted by the continents, united by their shared dream... of Exploding Kittens."
Could you hazard an attempt at a drawing for us? We are Oatmeal fans separated for the next few months but ready to re-unite in a few months!
@The ExPresident. By all means, you are welcome to challenge Me anytime
I never thought this would hit 7 million...
Mattingly would love to be an exploding kitty!!!
http://imgur.com/xJIZ9HI
http://imgur.com/VIB7Bhb
Game of thrones inspired hodor kitten, because "game of kittens"
A picture of the inevitable loss of your hands due to sketching everyone's comments.
How about a skydiving sloth.
I am purchasing this game due to (please draw the following) a distinct blasé attitude towards mine and my comrades' games of drinking jenga. Hopefully this new aquisition will spice up Tuesday nights at the parents house.
Regards, a disgruntled gnome.
... forgot to say: Puhleez... and Tank You... *whispers* "...for a Kitty Corp Kitten on a Battle-Cow" o.0
@Sarah - you mean, someone ACTUALLY read the FAQs???? HUZZAH!!
Our kitties are behaving oddly, following the disclosure that we're interested in Exploding Kittens... Ellie has taken to the sink to stay close to a source of water in hopes that she can extinguish any potential eruption... Magi doesn't know what to think, but has this advice:
http://imgur.com/gallery/1QgXp13/new
"Because I would not stop for death, he kindly tossed an exploding kitty at me....Bastard."
draw what your lunch would've looked like if the restaurant was frequented by exploding kittens
An Aphid Kitten! With anal juices and all!
I think everyone should be voting for http://j.mp/EXPLODINGBANANAS both here and here.
Hey Matt, could you please draw a battle between a dinosaur with machine guns for feet battling a pterodactylpterodactyl that can shoot chainsaws out of its butt?
So...with the influx of requests...we averaged about 1k comments per hour...if not a little more, we were roughly at 43,500 when I first looked, and roughly 2hours later...we are just over 45.5k.
@M Hubner - it's just so many people posting request
Erica Grimaldi: http://i.imgur.com/rSETBjd.png
A pig-a-corn flying over a blood-soaked rainbow, celebrating the eclipsing of $7,000,000 raised.
Please draw a Llama spitting, or a spitting Llama. Either will do nicely.
Thank you :)
There's a FAQ? :-p
drawing request:
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/00049182.2012.731307
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2013/03/drop-bears-target-tourists,-study-says/
Please may we see sheep and hedgehogs holding umbrellas as the flying kittens above them explode (or not. I really feel strongly that kittens shouldn't explode, if at all possible, so maybe just flaming). And if the sheep and hedgehogs can wear bowler hats, that would really be wonderful. Claps hands with glee and appreciation.
http://imgur.com/r9FYl6A
Feline paralysis!
An evil kitten, riding a giant hornet to battle against an evil genius dolphin who is missing an eye. ...that is all.
Why is the exploding kitten team has not wore any cat ears?
Please accurately illustrate the horror of learning you've been using a word incorrectly for years.
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A group of cats that live in the wild have broken into warrior clans and they even have medicine healer cats. There are also Badgers, thirsty for cat blood and the cats would need to defend themselves. The other cat clans equally hate each other so won't render assistance. So to defend themselves, they will need to form an alliance with the infinitely superior dog for assistance during times of war.
Please draw the EPIC BATTLE that ensures as a result of the hostile conditions!
http://imgur.com/gallery/1QgXp13/new
Please! http://imgur.com/brAVEkU
Han Solo kitty emerging from the carbonite, surrounded by Luke Squirrelwalker, Leia-ardvark, Chewbearca, and C3POstrich
How about a Death Metal Polka Band?
DRAW ME EXPLODING BANANA DICE! - VOTE FOR GREEN & YELLOW FOLKS! http://j.mp/EXPLODINGBANANAS
This is my dog Banksy, she's not quite an exploding cat - but I'm sure she could do some damage with her stick
https://twitter.com/KayWestPR/status/567797951452676097…
Dear Mr. Oatmeal,
Please draw a cat having kittens in a fox hole during battle, while two grenadier cats are standing by a mortar launching tube.
Pretty please.
Thank you.
Draw like, the ultimate chick tattoo. A fairy holding a kitten while riding a dolphin that jumps over a unicorn in the sunset with a rainbow.
Going to try again. Nothing ventured - nothing gained.
http://imgur.com/D97I26z
Palindrome for Matt about birds wearing black and being depressed - “Some sad emus,” said I, “assumed as Emos”
@Erica- haaaahahahahaha
Please draw a man doing an extreme dance-style-thrust in a grass skirt made of weiners
175,175 backers!!
@GM no wonder my iPad and I can't keep up.
Can you draw a German Shepherd astronaut? Like, this German Shepherd: http://imgur.com/HCT9qwq
A derpy german shepard with his chest open ( like an robot ) showing a cat working the controls
Guys - we're very close to hitting 7 million...
What is the comment record ????
Please draw my fat Ninja cat! http://imgur.com/hUv3IPd Thanks!
A pig and a turtle playing hockey...
Spec ops bunny gutting the blerch
Matt, I suggested you as a commencement speaker for UW in an application essay for the UW honors program. Please draw yourself or one of your creations (bear, pterodactyl, mantis shrimp etc) giving that speech. Thanks!
Tesla defusing an Exploding Kitten.
@Virgfo, waaaayyy up there. Like 350,000
And yes a Darwin Kitten please Not sure there are many other ways to ask :)
gaddamn Corrie, stop feeding that cat for a month or two
Well clearly everyone is extremely clever in their requests, so if by chance you're able to still create a wee cartoon of my kidlet? http://i.imgur.com/dJJb1xH.jpg
Thank you!
Maybe you could draw The Wild Boars by Duran Duran.
A catunicorn shooting raibows!
Mantis Shrimp Vs Jibbers Crabst
Under $600
I asked respectfully that you draw a Spitting Llama. My request did not post. I bought game! Now is that fair? Just a small one will be very nice. In fact a small balloon in the shape of a Llama would be fine and I can blow it up myself. Get your mind out of the gutter now, I've seen that joke.
Under 500 by the time this shows up.
Draw a suicidal venture capitalist kicking a kitten.
Ah I see Still KITTENCORPS for life !!!!!
Please draw a Kangaroo sticking up a mall. You must use the pouch as a weapons store.
ooh, how about Jibbers blessing a kitteh!
A flatulence powered space Rhino orbiting the earth looking very nonplussed about the whole ordeal.
@Creeper, I was actually thinking of the similar analogy of just chilling with your peeps and a million people showed up for the party and started demanding where the nachos were all at once
Reformicons =go bots
A medium-range suicide yak would be great!
dillinger. please. i beg!
http://i.imgur.com/MdZpeiK.jpg
or my creepy husband. also acceptable...
http://i.imgur.com/33t3MwG.jpg
Please draw magnificent underpants
It's my pug's birthday! Can you draw a portrait of him in a Napoleon outfit? http://imgur.com/vYuCriz
Tesla using lightning powers to fight a giant Mantis Shrimp
The madness!
A scandinavian ninja wielding a kitten-bazooka, taco-cat-nunchuks, loads of dynamite and a fancy hat. Possibly flanked by a viking ship with laser-gatling-guns, missiles and dangerous cows. Thank you in advance! :-D
40 seconds to $7mio.
Please draw a kitten using a double bass as a weapon!
Pron Update : Pron Battle Stations are at 77% operational capacity
Car related palindrome:
Pasta cat sap.
I have no idea what it is butbut it would be a fun card/picture!
Whose going to have my drink for hitting 7m? I won't be able to get mine for another 3-4hours.
ski racing kitten please!
I would love to see a political penguin extorting the benefits of synchronised swimming!