Not to knock anybody else's but there absolutely has to be a pirate cat in there somewhere. Oatmeal please make this happen. I'm sure everyone will agree. Possibly shot out of a cannon...
If I had the link open, there is a picture of a Piratten(I think that's what it was officially named) on the Kitten Corps website in the Fact Sheet. Picture and description included.
Damian Witham 2015-02-17T16:49:41-05:00
1 skinny grey whippet and 1 fat cream whippet that is blind please.
Geoff Sowrey 2015-02-17T16:49:48-05:00
Drawing request: A monkey riding a choo choo.
Because why not? (Also, the codenames for my two little girls...)
Aussie Jess 2015-02-17T16:49:50-05:00
A giant godZilla cat destroying the city with a mini stay puft man on her shoulder.
John Manek 2015-02-17T16:49:57-05:00
Twitter has 66.6K followers...Ominous lol
Danielle Bernie 2015-02-17T16:49:59-05:00
Pancake monster. =O
Tamalyn Estrin 2015-02-17T16:50:05-05:00
Now Tamalyn, stop using the googles.
Ha! My family calls me "google". Drawing people forcing me away from the computer (sshowing the Google homepage of course) would be hilarious.
Black velvet painting of kittens playing Exploding Kittens, and one of the kittens exploding with joy that the cards are in his little paws.
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T16:50:41-05:00
@Tamalyn lol!
Kristen Dyrr 2015-02-17T16:50:54-05:00
Please draw a cat flying on a magic pizza above a toxic green haze while providing propulsion by farting rainbows.
Mind Slave Zip! 2015-02-17T16:50:55-05:00
Draw a saggy butt pirate!
Steven Golden 2015-02-17T16:50:55-05:00
A dolphin dual-wielding AK-47 machine guns while leaping over a mountain resembling Nicholas Cage's head while a mushroom cloud lingers in the background
M. Hartley 2015-02-17T16:50:57-05:00
Kicktraq is going to have to change the daily comments chart. We will are exceeding the chart ceiling.
Marica Patchett 2015-02-17T16:50:59-05:00
This is Manny, he had two broken legs and kept pissing all over his bandages, until a stroke of genius happened. Condoms on my broken legs! http://imgur.com/7BR8EFZ
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-17T16:51:15-05:00
Pizzittens, More like pizza rolls actually. Yummy doughy lumps of cuteness filled with pepperoni and cheese. You think they're so cute and sweet, but eat too many, and then they explode in your belly. But you don't die, you just have horrendous and very noxious gas. Minions of Great Cane of Doom.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:51:21-05:00
My Schwarzenitten minions would be awesomeness!!!!.
Maybe The Oatmeal will do all of our minions?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T16:51:24-05:00
Your lack of kittencorps is distrubing
Leah 2015-02-17T16:51:32-05:00
(Please draw me and my favorite selfie-taking cat! <3 ) Manny and Leah take a selfie:
I'd love a picture of a "the force is strong with this exploding kitten" type of thing, picture, wotsit..... :)
Leon Brill 2015-02-17T16:52:16-05:00
Draw a Goat-Kitten Centipede
Tara 2015-02-17T16:52:26-05:00
RACECAR is a palindrome
Matt Jonas 2015-02-17T16:52:26-05:00
Can you draw a Tyrannosaurus Rex, wearing a smoking jacket with a pipe and a glass of brandy sitting in a regal large chair?
Sarah Stamann 2015-02-17T16:52:31-05:00
Please may I have a drawing of a cat riding a unicorn into battle? My cat is named Cricket and is a Maine Coon, so she's large enough to ride a unicorn.
Wes Simmons 2015-02-17T16:52:43-05:00
I would enjoy seeing the Catterwocky and a Japanese Giant Hornet gripped in an epic battle for control of San Francisco.
Sammorama 2015-02-17T16:52:44-05:00
Hi the Oatmeal! I'm super glad with your life choices because they are awesome and creative and blah blah blah. Could you please draw ....
Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla playing 'Exploding Kittens'?
I would love to see that!
(Pssssst maybe Edison could be exploding real kittens? You know, for old time's sake!)
Nobody made my cute slottens. They are desperate for some DDD love.
Corey Croot 2015-02-17T16:52:54-05:00
Here's a drawing idea: The northeast has been getting buried in snow. Whereas last night here in Tennessee, the whole region was PARALYZED by about 5" of snow...lol. I'm sure you can have fun with that.
A pride of feral cats impatiently waiting at the back kitchen window for someone to bring them food.
Viki Vortex 2015-02-17T16:53:15-05:00
I like to see a doodle of a whangdoodle eating a snickerdoodle.
Yep. That's it.
Stephanie Marcelain 2015-02-17T16:53:20-05:00
My legally blind daughter got her driver's permit today. Her eye Dr. wrote a letter saying hey vision is good enough. Please draw a picture of her driving with a seeing-eye-cat copilot.
Hi Matt,
I'm a big fan of you!
For the stretch goals i have made this awesome picture of a cat beard: http://i.imgur.com/6GsVBOR.png After that photo I found a family for the kitty (I have rescued it in the street).
But when I was uploading the photo i saw that the "Update 9" sign was missing :(
Please don't let waste my photo. Draw an awesome version of it.
Continue to change this fucking world to a better place with better people!
Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Christophe Farges 2015-02-17T16:54:38-05:00
The majestic Mantis KittehWhale
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T16:54:39-05:00
Howdy
Seth J. 2015-02-17T16:54:40-05:00
My mothers face when she realizes that the game she is playing isn't Uno...it's the NSFW version of Exploding Kittens...and her competitive nature won't let her quit.
@GM your piratten is great but if you want here is your description (because I always have that page open): Pirate Kittens, Pitted against Ninjattens
Great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce http://kittencorps.com/factsheet.html
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-17T16:54:41-05:00
I'm trying to just follow Kitten Corps replies, yes .... sheesh.
Natalie Lohrenz 2015-02-17T16:54:47-05:00
Please draw me a picture that makes me feel better about the killing machine that is my cat, and why I should continue to let her go outside and terrorize the rodent and aviary world.
This (http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/16/58/21/81/fluff_10.jpg) is Fluff, architect of what we call The Fluffpacolypse. He flooded our house last summer (no, really), by turning on a upstairs bathtub faucet while we were away for the day, causing widespread destruction that probably greatly reduced the profits of our insurance company.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:55:37-05:00
Where is comic#2?
Simon Emmerson 2015-02-17T16:55:43-05:00
Tesla beating Edison in Exploding Kittens
Leah 2015-02-17T16:55:45-05:00
Please draw this picture in loving memory of my cat Otis and all his funny faces:
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-17T16:56:38-05:00
Holy Hand Grenade Catman, the $$ counter is flying ...
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T16:56:51-05:00
How about an EKLOL Trophy with all winners names on it?
Chris Barrett 2015-02-17T16:56:56-05:00
My wife and I announcing our second child.
Fizzziks "The Healer" 2015-02-17T16:57:00-05:00
@GCD; Apparently he will draw until his hand falls off... correction, until his hand blisters... I expect photographic proof on twitter; he better not forget to include #update9 in the photo, or we won't be able to accept it! :)
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-17T16:57:14-05:00
And there, 175K backers just flew by un-noticed ...
MaryJo Chelmins 2015-02-17T16:57:18-05:00
Can you draw a cat and the Blerch making a deal that will in some way manipulate an unsuspecting human?
Ideas:
Blerch encourages lazy and cat gets comfy lap to sit on
Cat sabotages healthy meal and Blerch encourages junk food
Blerch encourages snack, which are incidentally in same location as cat treats
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T16:57:20-05:00
Fun fact, Professor Fish related:
My bro posted in the Honda forum "My trunk is leaking and is full of water. What should I do?"
The answer was "Put some fish in".
And I wonder how long this amazing man will be drawing for us today ?? After HOW many cards are we getting
I have four cats... one tiny and evil, one fat and fluffy, one emo, and one stupid. If they all go off... the world is DOOMED
Drawing request:
My cat with laser eyes! http://imgur.com/vTGKF14
Please draw the offspring of the mantis shrimp and a barn owl. Thanks!
Please draw Wookie Jesus playing Exploding Kittens.
I'm out for a bit.
My cat's name is turbo, hes kinda retarded.
also fiddler kitten
please draw both :D
Jelly Cow Cat http://i.imgur.com/zRFiVKJ.png
A lovely rat! With wee pink hands and tail. On a motorbike with big clown shoes on his long feet!! :D
Has Inman indicated how long he is watching the comments section?
Drawing request: Here is my cat Bengali sleeping in my eyesocket, like I'm some kind of jaunty Space Kitten Pirate! http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/gojiratoho/CF847031-EC85-4250-9085-8C2DCBF515F2_zpspjfboz15.jpg #BackerParty
Or please draw my cat in all his awesomeness as he farts in your general direction:
http://i.imgur.com/ioT39mH.jpg
Please draw my kitty Warhammer trying to be sexy and showing some leg:
http://i59.tinypic.com/16lfxh5.jpg
Can you draw just the most metal thing you can think of.
Dave less than a minute ago
Not to knock anybody else's but there absolutely has to be a pirate cat in there somewhere. Oatmeal please make this happen. I'm sure everyone will agree. Possibly shot out of a cannon...
If I had the link open, there is a picture of a Piratten(I think that's what it was officially named) on the Kitten Corps website in the Fact Sheet. Picture and description included.
1 skinny grey whippet and 1 fat cream whippet that is blind please.
Drawing request: A monkey riding a choo choo.
Because why not? (Also, the codenames for my two little girls...)
A giant godZilla cat destroying the city with a mini stay puft man on her shoulder.
Twitter has 66.6K followers...Ominous lol
Pancake monster. =O
Now Tamalyn, stop using the googles.
Ha! My family calls me "google". Drawing people forcing me away from the computer (sshowing the Google homepage of course) would be hilarious.
http://imgur.com/VTdpUV0 My baby Ginger, being awesome, as he always was.
Black velvet painting of kittens playing Exploding Kittens, and one of the kittens exploding with joy that the cards are in his little paws.
@Tamalyn lol!
Please draw a cat flying on a magic pizza above a toxic green haze while providing propulsion by farting rainbows.
Draw a saggy butt pirate!
A dolphin dual-wielding AK-47 machine guns while leaping over a mountain resembling Nicholas Cage's head while a mushroom cloud lingers in the background
Kicktraq is going to have to change the daily comments chart. We will are exceeding the chart ceiling.
This is Manny, he had two broken legs and kept pissing all over his bandages, until a stroke of genius happened. Condoms on my broken legs! http://imgur.com/7BR8EFZ
4 kittens riding a nuke
@PoT we had some practice when he took lunch
my friendly neighbor catthulhu
Pizzittens, More like pizza rolls actually. Yummy doughy lumps of cuteness filled with pepperoni and cheese. You think they're so cute and sweet, but eat too many, and then they explode in your belly. But you don't die, you just have horrendous and very noxious gas. Minions of Great Cane of Doom.
My Schwarzenitten minions would be awesomeness!!!!.
Maybe The Oatmeal will do all of our minions?
Your lack of kittencorps is distrubing
(Please draw me and my favorite selfie-taking cat! <3 ) Manny and Leah take a selfie:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10614229_673744365935_4468345112103211394_n.jpg…
Zombify me. If you do it, you'll be the 2nd non-Finn cartoonist to draw me as a zombie. The first was Hunt Emerson himself.
http://imgur.com/CYtxcOC
I'd love a picture of a "the force is strong with this exploding kitten" type of thing, picture, wotsit..... :)
Draw a Goat-Kitten Centipede
RACECAR is a palindrome
Can you draw a Tyrannosaurus Rex, wearing a smoking jacket with a pipe and a glass of brandy sitting in a regal large chair?
Please may I have a drawing of a cat riding a unicorn into battle? My cat is named Cricket and is a Maine Coon, so she's large enough to ride a unicorn.
I would enjoy seeing the Catterwocky and a Japanese Giant Hornet gripped in an epic battle for control of San Francisco.
Hi the Oatmeal! I'm super glad with your life choices because they are awesome and creative and blah blah blah. Could you please draw ....
Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla playing 'Exploding Kittens'?
I would love to see that!
(Pssssst maybe Edison could be exploding real kittens? You know, for old time's sake!)
Nobody made my cute slottens. They are desperate for some DDD love.
Here's a drawing idea: The northeast has been getting buried in snow. Whereas last night here in Tennessee, the whole region was PARALYZED by about 5" of snow...lol. I'm sure you can have fun with that.
Draw me with a football in my head :D
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
slottens as in card slots?
A pride of feral cats impatiently waiting at the back kitchen window for someone to bring them food.
I like to see a doodle of a whangdoodle eating a snickerdoodle.
Yep. That's it.
My legally blind daughter got her driver's permit today. Her eye Dr. wrote a letter saying hey vision is good enough. Please draw a picture of her driving with a seeing-eye-cat copilot.
Sloth kittens, you numbskull.
true wow @racecar realisation! never saw that
http://imgur.com/yMUfOSz
Please draw Poodle Voltron.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/q85/s720x720/10710230_10101108269121811_5798283764179958486_o.jpg
Draw Bill Murray wielding a swordfish while riding a Unicorn with battle armor made of chickens.
Draw a Pterodactyl, a Bearodactyl, and a dolphin playing Exploding Kittens.
Drunk unicorn riding a lion. "Go forth, mighty steed!"
A Santa Spit Taboo Bat Tips at NASA
Are you other 'Corps members just scrolling to see what we are saying?
Me, my husband and our puppies in a forced selfie. My husband hates selfies. That's why I keep taking them. http://i.imgur.com/jtz6CxM.jpg
I have a glass bowl to enclose my brains lasagnitten
@Trinkets, yup
A triceratops wearing a fur coat and a top hat eating a giant dead sloth at a table with silverware. and maybe a bib too just to stay clean
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Hi Matt,
I'm a big fan of you!
For the stretch goals i have made this awesome picture of a cat beard: http://i.imgur.com/6GsVBOR.png
After that photo I found a family for the kitty (I have rescued it in the street).
But when I was uploading the photo i saw that the "Update 9" sign was missing :(
Please don't let waste my photo. Draw an awesome version of it.
Continue to change this fucking world to a better place with better people!
Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
The majestic Mantis KittehWhale
Howdy
My mothers face when she realizes that the game she is playing isn't Uno...it's the NSFW version of Exploding Kittens...and her competitive nature won't let her quit.
@GM your piratten is great but if you want here is your description (because I always have that page open): Pirate Kittens, Pitted against Ninjattens
Great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce http://kittencorps.com/factsheet.html
I'm trying to just follow Kitten Corps replies, yes .... sheesh.
Please draw me a picture that makes me feel better about the killing machine that is my cat, and why I should continue to let her go outside and terrorize the rodent and aviary world.
http://m.imgur.com/D97I26z
Just gonna leave this here and keep hoping you'll see it.
A hedgehog wielding a flaming sword fighting off a fat chicken
Drawing request:
A computer programming bug, as an actual bug, mauling a developer.
Can you draw. A cat getting eaten by another cats thrown up fur ball.
Please draw Karla in space :) Or since she has a condition that makes her walk like she's drunk as a drunk cat.
http://imgur.com/YRaEOPj
http://imgur.com/zuY1tgB
This (http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/16/58/21/81/fluff_10.jpg) is Fluff, architect of what we call The Fluffpacolypse. He flooded our house last summer (no, really), by turning on a upstairs bathtub faucet while we were away for the day, causing widespread destruction that probably greatly reduced the profits of our insurance company.
Where is comic#2?
Tesla beating Edison in Exploding Kittens
Please draw this picture in loving memory of my cat Otis and all his funny faces:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1459907_632869729035_738502267_n.jpg…
I'm a kitten, not an explosion
Please kindly draw a Flat Coated Retriever. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with His Noodly Appendage.
#update9 valentines hate of brownies : http://imgur.com/ODppQCT
I dont even know whats going on anymore.
Please to draw!
http://imgur.com/oW4Xb1P
A cat ruining a hamster picnic.
Holy Hand Grenade Catman, the $$ counter is flying ...
How about an EKLOL Trophy with all winners names on it?
My wife and I announcing our second child.
@GCD; Apparently he will draw until his hand falls off... correction, until his hand blisters... I expect photographic proof on twitter; he better not forget to include #update9 in the photo, or we won't be able to accept it! :)
And there, 175K backers just flew by un-noticed ...
Can you draw a cat and the Blerch making a deal that will in some way manipulate an unsuspecting human?
Ideas:
Blerch encourages lazy and cat gets comfy lap to sit on
Cat sabotages healthy meal and Blerch encourages junk food
Blerch encourages snack, which are incidentally in same location as cat treats
@Trinkets - web comic is on kittencorps.com
Fun fact, Professor Fish related:
My bro posted in the Honda forum "My trunk is leaking and is full of water. What should I do?"
The answer was "Put some fish in".
http://imgur.com/a/LSUH6
Blimey, the money is through the cyber roof
Nothing like 7 million OVER your initial funding request, lol
please please please. my cat is an asshole. and my husband has already agreed to let me print this huge and hang it in the living room if it happens.
http://i.imgur.com/MdZpeiK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/P3ThJYN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ktwpwf1.jpg
evil penguins
Can you please draw a mecha-cat being piloted by yourself in space