Drunk Kitten! (please note, the beer bottle was actually empty)
Suspicious Kermit 2015-02-17T17:15:12-05:00
Being somewhat new to kickstarter could you all confirm something for me? I upped my pledge to 70 with the 35 reward selected. This means I should receive 2 correct? I'm thinking this would be a great gift idea. Thanks.
Batman (Batcat?) riding a laser-equipped velociraptor into a hoard of evil exploding kittens
Kenneth Young 2015-02-17T17:15:20-05:00
I dont know how you would draw this, but you should, because it would be Epic! "Hello. My name is Kitten Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Michelle Burke 2015-02-17T17:15:20-05:00
A beaver waving a flag while riding a unicorn please.
Daryl Martin 2015-02-17T17:15:23-05:00
A hipster kitten in a fedora sipping a latte on a basket full of apple products.
Nick Menichetti 2015-02-17T17:15:25-05:00
I would like you to draw a single plum; floating in perfume and served in a man's hat.
My two hairy beasts wielding sabres and sounding their barbaric yawp as they slay the exploding kittens raining down around them. http://imgur.com/gfTCoC5
joshua shirley 2015-02-17T17:15:47-05:00
When my 2 year old, Teddy, turns into SUPERTEDDY! his face turns into a bear face and he can pickup cars and stuff. this power can be for good, sometimes.....
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T17:15:57-05:00
@Trinkets,
I did it the secure way and it worked. Though maybe you have some different firewall, or security, settings...
Aaron Sheehan 2015-02-17T17:16:06-05:00
Exploding Kittens Drinking Game (work in progress)
1) Impending Doom: No exploding kittens appeared this round. All remaining players take a drink
2) Irish Wake: Your friend just died in a horrible kitten related explosion. All remaining players take a drink
3) Kitten Defused: You’ve defused a kitten and lived to tell the tale. Take a drink
4) The Shame: You’ve just been assaulted by weaponized back hair. Take a drink and try not to think about what just happened
5) The Angels' Share: Another player meets an untimely end at the paws of a kitten. The dead take a drink
6) The Last One Standing: Congratulations, you are the last one standing. Take a drink and try not to fall over
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T17:16:07-05:00
@trinkets, first they despise me, then they need me.
Brandon Alger 2015-02-17T17:16:08-05:00
This is a photo of my wife (dressed as a giraffe) and her cat (dressed as a monkey):
http://imgur.com/nYvmBse
Natalia Clark 2015-02-17T17:16:08-05:00
A cat terrified of a parrot.
Jessica Wisniski 2015-02-17T17:16:15-05:00
my kitten dillinger and my dude having breakfast together. feel free to add as many laser beams an as much weaponized back hair as needed. the more back hair, the better!
http://i.imgur.com/Vas4Igp.jpg
Ok decided to be on safe side & told hubby about drinking game. He laughed, suggested I drink lots of water, and asked what I want for dinner. Need more milestones. LOL
Katie Dahl 2015-02-17T17:16:22-05:00
Please draw Ninja Furbies attacking the kittens!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T17:16:24-05:00
Thanks @Explaitten. It makes for a rough day. Exploding kittens and an Exploding car.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T17:16:27-05:00
Please draw a rainbow pooping hermit crab
Danette Wells 2015-02-17T17:16:28-05:00
Just got my decks ordered....Now for the party invitations.
Draw a sick game night party of Exploding Kittens. :D
Annie Witte 2015-02-17T17:16:37-05:00
Pugs (yes, specifically pugs!) playing an Exploding Kittens game but about to be LITERALLY crushed by a homosexual steamroller. Only one of them realizes it, and its buggy eyes are EXTRA buggy.
Freddie Bublay 2015-02-17T17:16:44-05:00
Please do a picture of Tiny Tim(the singer) with a kitten machine gun
Rachael Rezek 2015-02-17T17:16:46-05:00
Oh oh oh! How about an Oatmealish exploding greyhound? Or two, to be exact? The dog, not the bus.
Sam 2015-02-17T17:16:47-05:00
In light of the new Jurassic Park movie, an Alien Ninja Pirate Monkey Robot Zombie Dinosaur hybrid. Basically: A T-Rex with a giant alien brain, ninja mask, pirate peg leg, monkey arms, robotic shoulder cannon, and some bones exposed (probly round the chest).
wade buckles 2015-02-17T17:16:48-05:00
Death sitting in a rocking chair on a porch with kittens in his lap.
Rhiannon Jones 2015-02-17T17:16:52-05:00
I have a request from my 10 year old little one. Please draw lots of happy pigs that do not explode to make up for the fact that you made kittens explode for this game.
Fizzziks "The Healer" 2015-02-17T17:16:53-05:00
@Trinkets; That blows! (har har.... but seriously, sorry to heat that)
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T17:17:37-05:00
@ProF, I never despised you. Good needs villainy. Otherwise good would be doing nothing.
blue_bubbles 2015-02-17T17:17:37-05:00
Bah! I forgot to mention that Daisy bear-o-dactyl is on a unicycle on the circus platform >..< how, I do not know. my hopes that this will be linked to the request 655 comments prior but... Hoping none the less.
Cahlean 2015-02-17T17:17:45-05:00
Zombie unicorn ridden by an overweight ape picking his nose and firing a blunderbuss.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T17:17:49-05:00
@Trinkets, sorry I;ve missed the comment about your car. Hope it is ficxable at a reasonable cost
Euraiya Garnett 2015-02-17T17:17:57-05:00
oh a catfish armed with lasers and battle whiskers
Sarah Morrow 2015-02-17T17:18:03-05:00
Please draw your image of the phrase "tactile surprise"!
James Teeter 2015-02-17T17:18:05-05:00
This game looks great and this kickstarter campaign has been amazing, but... What if this insane fervor to give money had gone towards a good cause instead, or even an alright cause.
Please draw an epic 3-way death match between kthulu, tesla and an exploding kitten
Ryan Nunn 2015-02-17T17:18:16-05:00
Please draw: Madonna as a cat. In the style of Like A Virgin.
Dexter Blakely 2015-02-17T17:18:29-05:00
Please draw a cat riding a veloceraptor into battle.
Kristof Telfix 2015-02-17T17:18:33-05:00
Please draw this a cat (with explosives) coming out of the nr 3.
http://tinyurl.com/kazv72u Thanks in advance!
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T17:18:35-05:00
Um how about aaaaaa Darwin Kitten on the "Beagle" That is all
Joe T. 2015-02-17T17:18:38-05:00
Please draw the great and terrible velvet mantis shrimp spearing an exploding kitten as it rides upon the roof of an abandoned Google self-drive car prototype with a Tesla coil powering it.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T17:19:13-05:00
About $5000 to fix. It would make it worth $6500. Probably cutting my loss.
Laura Nicholls 2015-02-17T17:19:20-05:00
Please draw a giant potato being ridden by an army of cats clad in leather through New York city, causing chaos everywhere
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T17:19:23-05:00
cyberboners are respectful & considerate
Jamil Karim 2015-02-17T17:19:26-05:00
Please draw a cat trying to get through airport security with a time machine.
Shadd M. Butler 2015-02-17T17:19:26-05:00
Hi Everyone.
There seems to be a massive confusion about what the $35 pledge gets you.
Is it true you don't get both decks anymore? Just the NSFW deck.
Or do we still get the standard and NSFW deck.
Epicderpguy 2015-02-17T17:19:37-05:00
@Matthew I would dearly like it if you could draw a derpy solitary whale. It's my favorite animals just like the mantis shrimp for you.
Henry Resnikoff 2015-02-17T17:19:41-05:00
A sharkadactyl
Annika Leisure 2015-02-17T17:19:44-05:00
I took my cat to see santa. My mom seems to think this fact is somehow related to the fact that I have not had a boyfriend in 6 years despite being on multiple dating sites. :)
Dear Mr Oatmeal can you please draw the dreaded Attack Cat Card - Evil Olive (is a palindrome) that when played each opponent must hand over one of their own Cat Cards. http://imgur.com/A6RIDdL
Paul Parker 2015-02-17T17:20:27-05:00
NIKOLA TESLA'S BATTLE NARWHAL!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T17:20:30-05:00
Please draw a fat, bearded man with a banjo running away while being ferociously an viscerally beaten by a blerch with a comically oversized, yet extremely inefficient weapon.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-17T17:21:58-05:00
@Trinkets, ugh, car repairs (especially that are that expensive) blow. :(
Nathan Jensen 2015-02-17T17:22:06-05:00
Please draw: Unicorns hooked up to a blood transfusion machine for a printer ink cartridge manufacturer.
Meredith Fordyce 2015-02-17T17:22:09-05:00
Oatmeal: As a Seattlite you must honor one of the Pacific Northwest's most beauteous creatures. You really need to draw a geoduck. In underpants. (That's pronounced 'gooey duck' for those unfamiliar with this marvelous being.) Interesting factoid: they have a life expectancy of 145 years.
VC Cao 2015-02-17T17:22:09-05:00
If possible, I would love to see a purple monkey with one eye larger than the other. Hanging upside down by it's tail off a coconut tree. Eating a taco. Not sure if this will be drawn, but I can dream. :) congrats.
NO STORY - JUST DRAW "CAT GO BOOM - UNIVERSE ENDS"
Please draw: Forced Christmas
http://imgur.com/CwT2XJR
@Carole F,
He links them here in the comments, but you can see them collected here: http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
(rescued from Update comments) - Please draw an atomic-style bomb that says "Megatons Mayo!" on it. Arigato and thank you!
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516847_10204489315447363_21092348632828154_n.jpg…
Drunk Kitten! (please note, the beer bottle was actually empty)
Being somewhat new to kickstarter could you all confirm something for me? I upped my pledge to 70 with the 35 reward selected. This means I should receive 2 correct? I'm thinking this would be a great gift idea. Thanks.
@Carole; look for them on twitter: https://twitter.com/gameofkittens/with_replies
@trinket so sorry to hear about car.
Batman (Batcat?) riding a laser-equipped velociraptor into a hoard of evil exploding kittens
I dont know how you would draw this, but you should, because it would be Epic! "Hello. My name is Kitten Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
A beaver waving a flag while riding a unicorn please.
A hipster kitten in a fedora sipping a latte on a basket full of apple products.
I would like you to draw a single plum; floating in perfume and served in a man's hat.
Draw me.
https://mpdepaul.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/mg_9261-e1411694353332.jpg
@ProF, can you erase the cooler from existence?
How about four bearded men singing?
A Taco Cat is awesome, but can it compare to a Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili cat?
http://imgur.com/qQea4Tk (insert cat here)
(SNL Taco Town)
My two hairy beasts wielding sabres and sounding their barbaric yawp as they slay the exploding kittens raining down around them. http://imgur.com/gfTCoC5
When my 2 year old, Teddy, turns into SUPERTEDDY! his face turns into a bear face and he can pickup cars and stuff. this power can be for good, sometimes.....
@Trinkets,
I did it the secure way and it worked. Though maybe you have some different firewall, or security, settings...
Exploding Kittens Drinking Game (work in progress)
1) Impending Doom: No exploding kittens appeared this round. All remaining players take a drink
2) Irish Wake: Your friend just died in a horrible kitten related explosion. All remaining players take a drink
3) Kitten Defused: You’ve defused a kitten and lived to tell the tale. Take a drink
4) The Shame: You’ve just been assaulted by weaponized back hair. Take a drink and try not to think about what just happened
5) The Angels' Share: Another player meets an untimely end at the paws of a kitten. The dead take a drink
6) The Last One Standing: Congratulations, you are the last one standing. Take a drink and try not to fall over
@trinkets, first they despise me, then they need me.
This is a photo of my wife (dressed as a giraffe) and her cat (dressed as a monkey):
http://imgur.com/nYvmBse
A cat terrified of a parrot.
my kitten dillinger and my dude having breakfast together. feel free to add as many laser beams an as much weaponized back hair as needed. the more back hair, the better!
http://i.imgur.com/Vas4Igp.jpg
Please draw: Forced smooch
http://i.imgur.com/wzVaSWj.jpg
Huh. It must be slowing down. I left less than 30 minutes ago and there are less than 320 comments wating when I get back.
Ok decided to be on safe side & told hubby about drinking game. He laughed, suggested I drink lots of water, and asked what I want for dinner. Need more milestones. LOL
Please draw Ninja Furbies attacking the kittens!
Thanks @Explaitten. It makes for a rough day. Exploding kittens and an Exploding car.
Please draw a rainbow pooping hermit crab
Just got my decks ordered....Now for the party invitations.
Draw a sick game night party of Exploding Kittens. :D
Pugs (yes, specifically pugs!) playing an Exploding Kittens game but about to be LITERALLY crushed by a homosexual steamroller. Only one of them realizes it, and its buggy eyes are EXTRA buggy.
Please do a picture of Tiny Tim(the singer) with a kitten machine gun
Oh oh oh! How about an Oatmealish exploding greyhound? Or two, to be exact? The dog, not the bus.
In light of the new Jurassic Park movie, an Alien Ninja Pirate Monkey Robot Zombie Dinosaur hybrid. Basically: A T-Rex with a giant alien brain, ninja mask, pirate peg leg, monkey arms, robotic shoulder cannon, and some bones exposed (probly round the chest).
Death sitting in a rocking chair on a porch with kittens in his lap.
I have a request from my 10 year old little one. Please draw lots of happy pigs that do not explode to make up for the fact that you made kittens explode for this game.
@Trinkets; That blows! (har har.... but seriously, sorry to heat that)
I'd like to see an exploding kitten being used as the ball in the old video game Cyberball:
http://www.gamesdbase.com/Media/SYSTEM/Arcade/Title/big/Cyberball_2072_-_1989_-_Atari.jpg
It took me a while but I finally did the budget thing and manage to pledge. I wish I was a billionaire because I would drop a million on this.
Please draw: At the vet under a blanket but no one knows I'm here.... sneaky surprise!
Will any of the kittens be piloting NASA's Laser shooting 747 SOFIA?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/SOFIA_ED10-0182-01_full.jpg
Please draw: Scintillating Satyr
Please draw: At the vet under a blanket but no one knows I'm here.... sneaky surprise!
http://imgur.com/lOrIWGz,Rz8Rf9O,wzVaSWj#0
@ProF, I never despised you. Good needs villainy. Otherwise good would be doing nothing.
Bah! I forgot to mention that Daisy bear-o-dactyl is on a unicycle on the circus platform >..< how, I do not know. my hopes that this will be linked to the request 655 comments prior but... Hoping none the less.
Zombie unicorn ridden by an overweight ape picking his nose and firing a blunderbuss.
@Trinkets, sorry I;ve missed the comment about your car. Hope it is ficxable at a reasonable cost
oh a catfish armed with lasers and battle whiskers
Please draw your image of the phrase "tactile surprise"!
This game looks great and this kickstarter campaign has been amazing, but... What if this insane fervor to give money had gone towards a good cause instead, or even an alright cause.
a drawing of my cat Pumpkin http://i.imgur.com/MYp4PoQ.jpg
Please draw an epic 3-way death match between kthulu, tesla and an exploding kitten
Please draw: Madonna as a cat. In the style of Like A Virgin.
Please draw a cat riding a veloceraptor into battle.
Please draw this a cat (with explosives) coming out of the nr 3.
http://tinyurl.com/kazv72u
Thanks in advance!
Um how about aaaaaa Darwin Kitten on the "Beagle" That is all
Please draw the great and terrible velvet mantis shrimp spearing an exploding kitten as it rides upon the roof of an abandoned Google self-drive car prototype with a Tesla coil powering it.
Alfie biting my nose.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Please draw some pleasedrawers
About $5000 to fix. It would make it worth $6500. Probably cutting my loss.
Please draw a giant potato being ridden by an army of cats clad in leather through New York city, causing chaos everywhere
cyberboners are respectful & considerate
Please draw a cat trying to get through airport security with a time machine.
Hi Everyone.
There seems to be a massive confusion about what the $35 pledge gets you.
Is it true you don't get both decks anymore? Just the NSFW deck.
Or do we still get the standard and NSFW deck.
@Matthew I would dearly like it if you could draw a derpy solitary whale. It's my favorite animals just like the mantis shrimp for you.
A sharkadactyl
I took my cat to see santa. My mom seems to think this fact is somehow related to the fact that I have not had a boyfriend in 6 years despite being on multiple dating sites. :)
See below (Made "public")
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Jedi knights cuddling with cats ;)
Dear Mr Oatmeal can you please draw the dreaded Attack Cat Card - Evil Olive (is a palindrome) that when played each opponent must hand over one of their own Cat Cards. http://imgur.com/A6RIDdL
NIKOLA TESLA'S BATTLE NARWHAL!
@Shadd. Both decks. One SFW & ONE NSFW.
@Suspicous - yes you will get 2 sets of decks. They will have you confirm & let you know if extra for shipping is due after the Kickstarter is funded.
A pretentious hobo fighting an aggressive hipster.
the amount of brown matter is beyond comprehension
Gotta go, be back in 5 minutes or 10,000 comments :-P
@Shadd Butler,
There's no confusion. You get 2 decks. A SFW and NSFW
http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/cb6302688dc22f1f0fd8a44c4e294fb2.jpg
Not sure what you could do with this one lol.
senor obi juan katnobi
Please draw a fat, bearded man with a banjo running away while being ferociously an viscerally beaten by a blerch with a comically oversized, yet extremely inefficient weapon.
@Trinkets, ugh, car repairs (especially that are that expensive) blow. :(
Please draw: Unicorns hooked up to a blood transfusion machine for a printer ink cartridge manufacturer.
Oatmeal: As a Seattlite you must honor one of the Pacific Northwest's most beauteous creatures. You really need to draw a geoduck. In underpants. (That's pronounced 'gooey duck' for those unfamiliar with this marvelous being.) Interesting factoid: they have a life expectancy of 145 years.
If possible, I would love to see a purple monkey with one eye larger than the other. Hanging upside down by it's tail off a coconut tree. Eating a taco. Not sure if this will be drawn, but I can dream. :) congrats.
A fire breathing unicorn riding a jackalope
That's what I thought, but there is a Twitter post from Exploding Kittens saying you need to pay $20 and $35 for both decks. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elanlee/exploding-kittens/description#project_faq_120606
a mantis shrimp pleasuring itself?
You are obliged to show us kittens puppeteering a velociraptor that is doing a potatodance! That or The-Bear-That(awkwardly enough)-Shits-In-Public
My three-legged cat Hobble living her best life: http://imgur.com/s4TDX4w
I would love to see my brother in his true form of a pirate hamster. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Please draw The Doctor with an Exploding Kitten... or a Kitten riding on the TARDIS! Reference material: http://cuteboyswithcats.net/image/630836727
That's what I thought, but there is a Twitter post from Exploding Kittens saying you need to pay $20 and $35 for both decks.
https://twitter.com/gameofkittens/status/567614208808730625
@Shadd Butler,
You get 2 decks for a $35 pledge. That's the way it is.
Console Wars
http://imgur.com/tHAUHZR
Please draw my little Bumbles - he's a fluffy tuxedo, and one of those 2/3 of cats that don't MURDER everything.
The cuteness compels you to make it less so... http://imgur.com/TEoQrgP
I so cannot wait to get this game!
@Shadd, that was in reply to a specific buyer's question on Twitter
We are breaking the internet more than Kim Kardashians Butt.
My sweet and crazy little girl is OBSESSED with " keeeeteeees," so if you could please draw her with a pile of exploding " keeeeteeees," it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! https://mobile.twitter.com/keightey/status/567780422479020033