Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:22:55-05:00
Beulah died in the Appalachians, while Craig died at sea. Everyone
was much happier with Craig's death.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:23:18-05:00
And it's not just because people are heartless either. ;)
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:23:45-05:00
craig was a fish?
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:24:04-05:00
beulah was a donkey?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:24:18-05:00
no, but the fish were probably happier too.
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:25:29-05:00
Craig was a bad cook and bulah was a good one? lol
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:25:50-05:00
They were hurricanes! Sorry, I wait about 5 minutes or so.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-21T01:26:17-05:00
That's the Hurricane answer ...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:26:22-05:00
Here's a fun one.
This sentence contains exactly threeee errors.
What are they?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-21T01:26:36-05:00
I'm off to bed ... late night here ...
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:26:45-05:00
Hurricines cant be the answer to everything! haha!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:27:01-05:00
Goodnight, trademarked doom!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:27:07-05:00
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.
You have until I get home from work (I'm leaving now)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:27:31-05:00
Hey, I used the large bird for that airplane one, but the hurricane one worked just as well!
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:27:40-05:00
GN Jeff!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:28:20-05:00
@LZ definitely not a fish. But fire would work well.
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:29:12-05:00
goddammin I used to know the water/food one and I forgot...did i not tell you ppl that I'm in the vodka?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:29:27-05:00
Sorry LZ, I've known that one too. To be fair, I love it alot and it's great for campfires when people can't get an answer in front of their face!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:30:14-05:00
Yes, it's fire
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:30:17-05:00
Vodka would be nice if I weren't in america and had to be 21 :(
Just say when you want the answer to that errors one.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:30:36-05:00
I knew you'd get it by the time I got home!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:31:11-05:00
60,000 comments! Yay! AND IT WAS MINE!!!!!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:31:51-05:00
Two extra e's are the first two. The third is that there are only two errors in it
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:32:19-05:00
Nice, LZ! You got it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:32:42-05:00
The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it?
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:34:08-05:00
bullshit? lol
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:34:29-05:00
Close, but no, sorry. ;)
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:35:39-05:00
Data? LMAO!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:35:58-05:00
Excuses?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:36:08-05:00
Just tell me when you want the answer so I don't ruin it too early. :)
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:36:41-05:00
ooohy you're good LZ...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:37:51-05:00
Excuses is a great clever answer! I'll use that from now on as an alternative!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:38:49-05:00
But usually the one using it knows he is, and is the person who made it.
Hint:
*cough cough* <-- what am I doin here?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:39:43-05:00
Disease!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:40:04-05:00
Really? ;)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:40:20-05:00
Imma coffin!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:40:51-05:00
Or viruses if you want to be more specific, maybe mucus
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:40:52-05:00
EXCUSES ARE THE REFUGE OF COWARDS!
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:41:15-05:00
VA DERS
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:41:23-05:00
Oh! Duh!
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:41:47-05:00
Thas mah riddle...is visual
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:41:47-05:00
He makes and sells the coffin to the buyer who lets the dead, unaware person use it.
I love telling riddles.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:42:55-05:00
Yes, riddles are fun
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:43:03-05:00
A man lay dead in a field in a valley. Next to him was a gun. One shot had
been fired and because of that shot the man died. Yet the man was not
shot; in fact, there was no wound or mark on the body. How did he die?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:44:19-05:00
And yes if you're wondering, to keep them coming like this, a few are from online sources, but I promise none are ones I haven't heard and learned before. I use the internet to jog my slow memory.
Jessica 2015-02-21T01:48:11-05:00
IDK...I am the drinkies...i Will noaw wander the interwebs!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:50:00-05:00
Ok before you go, AVALANCE!!! bye!
Sorry for ruining it for you LZ
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:50:22-05:00
I went to the bathroom and missed it all. Sorry, back now.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:51:00-05:00
you wanna try one? I'm making sure the comments never take a break. I'd like to break my brain too.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:52:23-05:00
Ok, it'll take a min to type it out on my phone
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:53:02-05:00
Ok, I'll be patient.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:55:05-05:00
Three men are walking in a forest when they find the body of a man in scuba gear. How did he die?
Ok. That didn't take as long as I thought
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:56:04-05:00
That's a good one. I feel like I've heard it before, but can't remember. (I've heard thousands of riddles, but the best part is I forget most of the details or answers!)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:56:46-05:00
Dang, I have to stop music to be able to focus! Is the answer one of those long weird ones there's no way of guessing or a simple clever one?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:58:12-05:00
It's somewhere in between
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T01:59:33-05:00
I'm the same way. As soon as you said coffin, I remembered hearing it like ten years ago
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T01:59:41-05:00
The best kind; mind bending but possible to get without hints or details. Unfortunately I have no clue yet unless he was like the hulk in the tv show a long time ago and was picked up in a giant scooper and dropped off in nowhere.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:00:44-05:00
a teensy-tiny hint?
"But it's just a wafer thin hint!"
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:00:58-05:00
I think I was supposed to include the detail that it was a burnt out forest
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:01:14-05:00
Oh, THAT makes it easier!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:01:44-05:00
*sarcasm doesn't always work over text*
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:02:23-05:00
It does. See two comments lower than the hint
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:02:57-05:00
The hulk one?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:02:57-05:00
Btw, I got the sarcasm
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:03:23-05:00
Just wanted to make sure ;)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:03:26-05:00
Yes, the hulk one
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:04:05-05:00
Hmmm... I was actually just thinking "was the mafia involved?"
my other guess was a dried up lake.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:04:27-05:00
So he was moved there then?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:04:38-05:00
No, the lake isn't dry
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:04:57-05:00
Yes, he was moved there
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:05:35-05:00
"the lake isn't dry"
So there IS a lake involved! A-hA!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:06:36-05:00
Was it burned down before or after he got there?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:07:03-05:00
Oh, and I meant to say the body was in a tree. I knew I didn't give enough details. I should have known when it took less time than I thought it would to type it all out
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:07:22-05:00
what's going on in here kids?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:07:31-05:00
Ummm, yes?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:07:48-05:00
That would've made the moving of him moree obvious.
RIDDLES!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:08:04-05:00
I mean, it was burning before and still burning after
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:08:25-05:00
Hey, creep! Just look through the last about 30 comments for the context of this riddle.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:08:28-05:00
Ahhh! Wish i could play - though i really suck at those. Trying to get a second wind.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:09:17-05:00
Sorry I didn't do this kind of QandA with my riddles. I should've! I forgot because they were usually simple and I wanted to keep the comments moving when nobody was talking much.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:10:08-05:00
i have cupcakes to frost for a pain in the butt client.... 24 cupcakes... but 6 different flavors, four different frosting colors, and 6 different cupcake liners...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:10:11-05:00
Well, creeper, any input from an actually creative mind instead of mine would be nice if you want to try. Second wind?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:10:22-05:00
I would have asked questions if I could have devoted the time to it. It's how good riddles are done
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:10:40-05:00
Oooh! You hit 60K comments!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:10:53-05:00
I like this one because it can be as easy or as hard as you want, and it actually happened
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:11:29-05:00
True, you're on a phone and stuff, so that would've been harder. And jessica got drunk, so she wouldn't have responded. This one's fun but tough; that's also why it's fun!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:11:38-05:00
my mind is fried or else I would. I just needed a break from the chocolate and such. LZ - You should know I just finished dipping 24 of my balls.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:12:06-05:00
I had the 60Kth comment! (not far-fetched considering there're 2 of us and I comment alot)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:12:14-05:00
hahah-- jessica got drunk?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:12:22-05:00
So many things ;-D
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:12:36-05:00
I was also at work
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:12:41-05:00
hehehe
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:13:05-05:00
Your life sounds tasty and exciting!
@LZ I have a good real one too, but this is a toughie! Another teeny hint for clarity? I don't like hints, but they do help.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:14:13-05:00
The man died of a broken neck
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:14:38-05:00
It's just kinda nice to come on here and be able to talk to people and take a little break. Baking in the middle of the night is so isolating.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:14:48-05:00
Mmm, the best part of a bag of pretzel sticks: the salt on the bottom! Most people can't handle it but I love salt enough to drink straight soy sauce! (I know it's not salt, but tastes the same)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-21T02:15:01-05:00
OK - you kids carry on. Just popping in to say hi.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-21T02:15:16-05:00
Oh, Creeper, the molds came yesterday
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-02-21T02:15:23-05:00
Oh... it is night isn't it...
Why won't my thing load comments fast? I didn't see the hint until now!
OH! I was close haha!
Beulah died in the Appalachians, while Craig died at sea. Everyone
was much happier with Craig's death.
And it's not just because people are heartless either. ;)
craig was a fish?
beulah was a donkey?
no, but the fish were probably happier too.
Craig was a bad cook and bulah was a good one? lol
They were hurricanes! Sorry, I wait about 5 minutes or so.
That's the Hurricane answer ...
Here's a fun one.
This sentence contains exactly threeee errors.
What are they?
I'm off to bed ... late night here ...
Hurricines cant be the answer to everything! haha!
Goodnight, trademarked doom!
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.
You have until I get home from work (I'm leaving now)
Hey, I used the large bird for that airplane one, but the hurricane one worked just as well!
GN Jeff!
@LZ definitely not a fish. But fire would work well.
goddammin I used to know the water/food one and I forgot...did i not tell you ppl that I'm in the vodka?
Sorry LZ, I've known that one too. To be fair, I love it alot and it's great for campfires when people can't get an answer in front of their face!
Yes, it's fire
Vodka would be nice if I weren't in america and had to be 21 :(
Just say when you want the answer to that errors one.
I knew you'd get it by the time I got home!
60,000 comments! Yay! AND IT WAS MINE!!!!!
Two extra e's are the first two. The third is that there are only two errors in it
Nice, LZ! You got it.
The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it?
bullshit? lol
Close, but no, sorry. ;)
Data? LMAO!
Excuses?
Just tell me when you want the answer so I don't ruin it too early. :)
ooohy you're good LZ...
Excuses is a great clever answer! I'll use that from now on as an alternative!
But usually the one using it knows he is, and is the person who made it.
Hint:
*cough cough* <-- what am I doin here?
Disease!
Really? ;)
Imma coffin!
Or viruses if you want to be more specific, maybe mucus
EXCUSES ARE THE REFUGE OF COWARDS!
VA DERS
Oh! Duh!
Thas mah riddle...is visual
He makes and sells the coffin to the buyer who lets the dead, unaware person use it.
I love telling riddles.
Yes, riddles are fun
A man lay dead in a field in a valley. Next to him was a gun. One shot had
been fired and because of that shot the man died. Yet the man was not
shot; in fact, there was no wound or mark on the body. How did he die?
And yes if you're wondering, to keep them coming like this, a few are from online sources, but I promise none are ones I haven't heard and learned before. I use the internet to jog my slow memory.
IDK...I am the drinkies...i Will noaw wander the interwebs!
Ok before you go, AVALANCE!!! bye!
Sorry for ruining it for you LZ
I went to the bathroom and missed it all. Sorry, back now.
you wanna try one? I'm making sure the comments never take a break. I'd like to break my brain too.
Ok, it'll take a min to type it out on my phone
Ok, I'll be patient.
Three men are walking in a forest when they find the body of a man in scuba gear. How did he die?
Ok. That didn't take as long as I thought
That's a good one. I feel like I've heard it before, but can't remember. (I've heard thousands of riddles, but the best part is I forget most of the details or answers!)
Dang, I have to stop music to be able to focus! Is the answer one of those long weird ones there's no way of guessing or a simple clever one?
It's somewhere in between
I'm the same way. As soon as you said coffin, I remembered hearing it like ten years ago
The best kind; mind bending but possible to get without hints or details. Unfortunately I have no clue yet unless he was like the hulk in the tv show a long time ago and was picked up in a giant scooper and dropped off in nowhere.
a teensy-tiny hint?
"But it's just a wafer thin hint!"
I think I was supposed to include the detail that it was a burnt out forest
Oh, THAT makes it easier!
*sarcasm doesn't always work over text*
It does. See two comments lower than the hint
The hulk one?
Btw, I got the sarcasm
Just wanted to make sure ;)
Yes, the hulk one
Hmmm... I was actually just thinking "was the mafia involved?"
my other guess was a dried up lake.
So he was moved there then?
No, the lake isn't dry
Yes, he was moved there
"the lake isn't dry"
So there IS a lake involved! A-hA!
Was it burned down before or after he got there?
Oh, and I meant to say the body was in a tree. I knew I didn't give enough details. I should have known when it took less time than I thought it would to type it all out
what's going on in here kids?
Ummm, yes?
That would've made the moving of him moree obvious.
RIDDLES!
I mean, it was burning before and still burning after
Hey, creep! Just look through the last about 30 comments for the context of this riddle.
Ahhh! Wish i could play - though i really suck at those. Trying to get a second wind.
Sorry I didn't do this kind of QandA with my riddles. I should've! I forgot because they were usually simple and I wanted to keep the comments moving when nobody was talking much.
i have cupcakes to frost for a pain in the butt client.... 24 cupcakes... but 6 different flavors, four different frosting colors, and 6 different cupcake liners...
Well, creeper, any input from an actually creative mind instead of mine would be nice if you want to try. Second wind?
I would have asked questions if I could have devoted the time to it. It's how good riddles are done
Oooh! You hit 60K comments!
I like this one because it can be as easy or as hard as you want, and it actually happened
True, you're on a phone and stuff, so that would've been harder. And jessica got drunk, so she wouldn't have responded. This one's fun but tough; that's also why it's fun!
my mind is fried or else I would. I just needed a break from the chocolate and such. LZ - You should know I just finished dipping 24 of my balls.
I had the 60Kth comment! (not far-fetched considering there're 2 of us and I comment alot)
hahah-- jessica got drunk?
So many things ;-D
I was also at work
hehehe
Your life sounds tasty and exciting!
@LZ I have a good real one too, but this is a toughie! Another teeny hint for clarity? I don't like hints, but they do help.
The man died of a broken neck
It's just kinda nice to come on here and be able to talk to people and take a little break. Baking in the middle of the night is so isolating.
Mmm, the best part of a bag of pretzel sticks: the salt on the bottom! Most people can't handle it but I love salt enough to drink straight soy sauce! (I know it's not salt, but tastes the same)
OK - you kids carry on. Just popping in to say hi.
Oh, Creeper, the molds came yesterday
Oh... it is night isn't it...
Why won't my thing load comments fast? I didn't see the hint until now!