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That looks like a recipe for a law suit just WAITING to happen.... [handed cup that shatters to pieces....]
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:18:35-05:00
I would hope, when ordering coffee, you're given the choice between a normal cup and the cookie cup.
Or that you have to pay extra for the cookie cup and by default know what you're getting into.
What is more worrisome is what happens if you get it to go, in your car. Do you put it in your cruddy, gross cup holder? I don't see anyone holding it the whole time.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:19:52-05:00
What if you leave it on your desk for too long and the coffee goes everywhere?
Or what if (much more plausibly) it just tastes terrible?
Well there was valid reason for the lawsuit against McDonalds (she seriously had 3rd degree burns), and this is kind of opening a bag of worms....
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:21:02-05:00
Yum... luke warm coffee in a soggy ice cream cone...
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:21:28-05:00
Honestly, it looks like an in store only item. At no point have I seen a lid advertised or suggested anywhere.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:22:19-05:00
I don't know what I found more incredible, that someone NOT currently on marijuana decided to make this, that he spent money making it, or that a major restaurant actually thought it was a good enough idea to pay for and then subsequently release. Seems like a total breakdown on common sense.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:22:48-05:00
Also at no point have you see coffee in one, or anyone actually eating one.
In store tables are... Clean? Yuck. Better serve on a napkin as ice cream.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:25:22-05:00
It's out for consumption at test restaurants in the U.K. It usually takes a week for bloggers to hunt down the actual spots and go test one, if they even do.
I remember a guy for Kotaku drove 2-4 hours to try the Taco Bell test breakfast before it went nationwide and it required 3 days of sleuthing to find a place testing it.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:27:25-05:00
Also, that last photo in the article looks legit. Post coffee consumption, but legit.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:30:59-05:00
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:32:15-05:00
@Trinkets
Read that. Don't believe it. 20 years MAYBE. 2? Certainly not. I mean, I can transplant a head if I want. Only need a saw and some thread. No guarantee you'll be able to use your new body though.
Already been done. There is that guy that transplants monkey heads and they live.
The problem still lies in the spinal region and how to address the oxidation that occurs on the ends of the severed nerves. (Oxidation blocks the healing and is the main factor in persistent paralysis.)
@Catz but there might be an issue with not being able to use both heads...
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:47:49-05:00
What if for some reason you had two SWAP bodies with someone else. Like both our heads and bodies were incompatible but we could save each other.
If you two slept together later would that be sex or fapping?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-26T16:47:50-05:00
@Catz: I got junk in the trunk! (No I don't. I have a completely flat behind. I was playing video games when they were handing out big booties)
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:48:06-05:00
Unless you go from male body to female.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:48:32-05:00
Well, I would expect with women they'd have to deal more with correct feminine hygiene products fitting correctly.
I'm not too sure they'd be thrown off just by the new visual. Or any major manual feels difference.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:49:08-05:00
Sex-fapping. Hmmmmm. There's a fetishes the Internet hasn't gotten ahold of yet.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:49:51-05:00
Dills are like snowflakes, no two are the same. All I'm saying.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-26T16:49:57-05:00
There's a fetishes the Internet hasn't gotten ahold of yet.
Are you sure?
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:50:30-05:00
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:51:16-05:00
HAHAHAHA OMG, thanks Trinks!
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:51:21-05:00
You sure the internet hasn't done that? Don't you achieve the same thing if it's your clone?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-26T16:52:24-05:00
Frankenfapping
And a new term has just been born.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:52:52-05:00
Nah, your clone at least still has the same mental framework, just built off of different experiences.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:53:34-05:00
Leave it to Tchotchke and Trinkets to develop a new fetish and name it.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:54:11-05:00
So which one is more evil?
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:54:32-05:00
Ah true. Your head is on a different body, but you're getting it on with your old body. True. (Old body has a new head too, you're not doing a headless corpse.)
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:55:15-05:00
@Catz?
Doing a headless corpse? No. That's just weird...
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:56:39-05:00
You brought the evil, I just gave it a name ;-)
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T16:57:47-05:00
So, if you need a new body NOW but the only body they've got available is a member of the opposite sex, would you rather die or switch teams? (For sake of argument, it is a NICE body in great shape)
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:57:57-05:00
Like two face's coin. Good head (yes I said it) and evil head.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T16:58:46-05:00
That's a difficult question.
Do I have to leave the house or is everyone okay with me staying home all day playing with my new boobs?
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T16:59:08-05:00
Hot female body > dead.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T17:00:12-05:00
I don't think the estrogen or the XX RNA rich blood would blend well with the remaining XY topping trying to run the show.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T17:00:15-05:00
That's not switching teams. Just going into the game with different equipment.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T17:01:46-05:00
I think you'd just melt at the seam and your head would fall right off.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T17:01:55-05:00
I wonder what women would do if they all of a sudden got a penis.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T17:02:15-05:00
Well, didn't know how to phrase it. I mean, it doesn't come up often.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T17:02:37-05:00
Hump really awkwardly, like they do in the videos.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-26T17:02:56-05:00
@Trink
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----- < -- Both lines I'm about to cross
Wonder why it's always firm when they wake up I imagine.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T17:03:16-05:00
Lol@Catz.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T17:04:10-05:00
(takes a bow.)
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-26T17:04:29-05:00
I wonder what women would do if they all of a sudden got a penis.
Depends. Does it come with a set of balls? Because if it does, then I guess I'd act more like a guy. (Testosterone comes from them and without it, I'd just be a flat chested chick with a bratwurst between my legs)
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T17:04:38-05:00
Back to work. Hopefully the convo veers away from Frankenfapping.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-26T17:05:29-05:00
Says the person who made up the term in the first place.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T17:06:44-05:00
In name only. Tchotchke is to blame for the idea.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-26T17:07:15-05:00
:D
I'm going to take off too, as I need to sleep for the 3rd shift. The Frankenfappening sounds like a M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-02-26T17:07:49-05:00
Lol. Later gang.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-26T17:08:59-05:00
@Catz: LOL
See all of you folks later. I'm about to go home my damn self. This headache is getting on my nerves.
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http://kotaku.com/kfc-is-serving-edible-coffee-cups-1688151131
I don't know whether to be scared or amazed by this.
Scared. Very scared.
Just wait until they 'double down' on the cups. ;)
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That looks like a recipe for a law suit just WAITING to happen.... [handed cup that shatters to pieces....]
I would hope, when ordering coffee, you're given the choice between a normal cup and the cookie cup.
Or that you have to pay extra for the cookie cup and by default know what you're getting into.
What is more worrisome is what happens if you get it to go, in your car. Do you put it in your cruddy, gross cup holder? I don't see anyone holding it the whole time.
What if you leave it on your desk for too long and the coffee goes everywhere?
Or what if (much more plausibly) it just tastes terrible?
Well there was valid reason for the lawsuit against McDonalds (she seriously had 3rd degree burns), and this is kind of opening a bag of worms....
Yum... luke warm coffee in a soggy ice cream cone...
Honestly, it looks like an in store only item. At no point have I seen a lid advertised or suggested anywhere.
I don't know what I found more incredible, that someone NOT currently on marijuana decided to make this, that he spent money making it, or that a major restaurant actually thought it was a good enough idea to pay for and then subsequently release. Seems like a total breakdown on common sense.
Also at no point have you see coffee in one, or anyone actually eating one.
In store tables are... Clean? Yuck. Better serve on a napkin as ice cream.
It's out for consumption at test restaurants in the U.K. It usually takes a week for bloggers to hunt down the actual spots and go test one, if they even do.
I remember a guy for Kotaku drove 2-4 hours to try the Taco Bell test breakfast before it went nationwide and it required 3 days of sleuthing to find a place testing it.
Also, that last photo in the article looks legit. Post coffee consumption, but legit.
And in case anyone needs your mind blown......http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/human-head-transplants-could-become-reality-2017
@Trinkets
Read that. Don't believe it. 20 years MAYBE. 2? Certainly not. I mean, I can transplant a head if I want. Only need a saw and some thread. No guarantee you'll be able to use your new body though.
And you'll keep the same mug.
Already been done. There is that guy that transplants monkey heads and they live.
The problem still lies in the spinal region and how to address the oxidation that occurs on the ends of the severed nerves. (Oxidation blocks the healing and is the main factor in persistent paralysis.)
@Tchotchke: I will take my risks. Find me a new body, and we will test it out.
Robots will be taking over a world of people with transplanted heads.
@Catz yes, in dogs and monkeys.
Makes you wonder how a person would react to sensations of a new body. Be one hell of a head trip when you're looking to fap.
It would be hard to figure out which half to keep. My uber attractive head, or my temple of a body :-P
Could you also ever get over looking at someone else's junk that is now your junk?
Even the guy doing it said optimistically it would take at least a year of intense physical therapy to get be able to move your new body around.
@Catz
As long as it works.
I would want my junk with the new body. I could understand scratching a strange ass, but different junk?
And now I have a headache.
What if you were hit by a truck and the only thing left was your head? The options are new junk or no junk.
I don't know, it would still be weird as hell. You see your little buddy as much as your own face maybe even more so.
Wait. We're talking about fapping now?
Junk transplants may be available too.
My junk>new junk> no junk.
Ooooooooooooh, a double head transplant wouldn't be out of the question. That is a good point!
No, we're not talking about fapping. Only that if you chose to do so, would you find it familiar? Or just too different.
@ Geist
Discussing the oddity of a new body after having your head transplanted.
@Idle
-------- < -- The line I'm about to cross
I want a BBC junk transplant.
It would be like puberty all over again :-P
Ergo, discussing the oddity of having new junk by proxy. (The ultimate left handed stranger, if you will.)
This is what I get when the man starts to keep me down. I'm completely lost in the conversation.
http://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE
@ Geist
You don't have junk, you wouldn't understand anyways. :)
What if the only body available is of a completely different race....................would you be a target of racism?
I think there is little difference in dealing with new men junk and women junk.
It'll be like Star Trek TOS.
@Catz but there might be an issue with not being able to use both heads...
What if for some reason you had two SWAP bodies with someone else. Like both our heads and bodies were incompatible but we could save each other.
If you two slept together later would that be sex or fapping?
@Catz: I got junk in the trunk! (No I don't. I have a completely flat behind. I was playing video games when they were handing out big booties)
Unless you go from male body to female.
Well, I would expect with women they'd have to deal more with correct feminine hygiene products fitting correctly.
I'm not too sure they'd be thrown off just by the new visual. Or any major manual feels difference.
Sex-fapping. Hmmmmm. There's a fetishes the Internet hasn't gotten ahold of yet.
Dills are like snowflakes, no two are the same. All I'm saying.
There's a fetishes the Internet hasn't gotten ahold of yet.
Are you sure?
Frankenfapping. BOOM!!
And they all melt in the end.
HAHAHAHA OMG, thanks Trinks!
You sure the internet hasn't done that? Don't you achieve the same thing if it's your clone?
Frankenfapping
And a new term has just been born.
Nah, your clone at least still has the same mental framework, just built off of different experiences.
Leave it to Tchotchke and Trinkets to develop a new fetish and name it.
So which one is more evil?
Ah true. Your head is on a different body, but you're getting it on with your old body. True. (Old body has a new head too, you're not doing a headless corpse.)
@Catz?
Doing a headless corpse? No. That's just weird...
You brought the evil, I just gave it a name ;-)
So, if you need a new body NOW but the only body they've got available is a member of the opposite sex, would you rather die or switch teams? (For sake of argument, it is a NICE body in great shape)
Like two face's coin. Good head (yes I said it) and evil head.
That's a difficult question.
Do I have to leave the house or is everyone okay with me staying home all day playing with my new boobs?
Hot female body > dead.
I don't think the estrogen or the XX RNA rich blood would blend well with the remaining XY topping trying to run the show.
That's not switching teams. Just going into the game with different equipment.
I think you'd just melt at the seam and your head would fall right off.
I wonder what women would do if they all of a sudden got a penis.
Well, didn't know how to phrase it. I mean, it doesn't come up often.
Hump really awkwardly, like they do in the videos.
@Trink
-----
----- < -- Both lines I'm about to cross
Wonder why it's always firm when they wake up I imagine.
Lol@Catz.
(takes a bow.)
I wonder what women would do if they all of a sudden got a penis.
Depends. Does it come with a set of balls? Because if it does, then I guess I'd act more like a guy. (Testosterone comes from them and without it, I'd just be a flat chested chick with a bratwurst between my legs)
Back to work. Hopefully the convo veers away from Frankenfapping.
Says the person who made up the term in the first place.
In name only. Tchotchke is to blame for the idea.
:D
I'm going to take off too, as I need to sleep for the 3rd shift. The Frankenfappening sounds like a M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie.
Lol. Later gang.
@Catz: LOL
See all of you folks later. I'm about to go home my damn self. This headache is getting on my nerves.
Cha. Scratch your franks for me.
*Cya...
...You people are very disturbed.
@GM: You're just noticing this?
No, just felt like reiterating it, that's all.
Wow, looks like almost everyone bolted.
@GM: Are we more disturbed then F?
This topic was testing my limits... I cannot imagine having a spare head tha instead of helping me was hindering me by making me lick a magazine.
Ok, I'm out for real this time. Time to journey back to my bed for some much needed sleep. I now return you to normal conversation.
Please don't. Our normal conversation is anything but.
Got an early birdie on the Exploding Pebbles. Nice job, girl (pats herself on the back).
Now I can sleep good.
Night all.
I want to start up a KS to raise $100,000. I'll put it all in miscellaneous change, and make a Scrooge-McDuck-ian swimming pool.
I should be banned from looking at other projects....I just backed a project for wooden pens...made from reclaimed Jack Daniels barrels.