@Chameleon: You can read up on it on the suspend KS for [Lix Dice]
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T18:56:31-05:00
Read the comment section there. It's hillarious!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T18:56:43-05:00
Yep, Bruce, check out "Lix Dice" here on KS
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T18:56:52-05:00
It's a fun short read ...
BruceP - Chameleon Prime 2015-03-06T18:57:24-05:00
Ok, I'll check it out....
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T18:57:29-05:00
Start near the bottom where Cane started commenting and read up.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T18:59:43-05:00
Yep, don't mess with Kitten Corps members. We took down the Twitters of celebs, we slowed KS a few times, and we've gotten campaigns closed on both KS and Indiegogo! LOL (evil nefarious laughter as a true villain should be doing).
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T19:01:35-05:00
Villainy is the only way to go!
*villainous virtual high five*
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T19:02:06-05:00
@GCoD - we had a dramatic interpretation of your LIX comments earlier. DDD and Pottaten went head to head for a sandwich campaign. Were you able to read along? It's pretty hysterical.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T19:05:09-05:00
Yes, you were so inspiring we had to reenact it in parody form!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:07:10-05:00
I was reading those parodies, up until I had to take SO#2 to an art supply store ... yeah, I'll make sure my evil Pizzittens leave some litter logs on your doorsteps, too! Right now they are en route to Brooklyn or Poland to urinate in a priest's shoes though.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T19:07:52-05:00
I thought both potatten and ddd really captured the spirit of the battle.
My favorite part was:
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-06T12:13:55-05:00
I'm no phony! Here is a picture of me for proof. http://imgur.com/KXLRwTH
Evan "Dr. Potatten™" Jibberjabber 2015-03-06T12:16:26-05:00
You sir, are clearly an ass! That picture is proof of nothing, why I can hardly make out your face. Also you clearly google stole it from SOMEONE!
BruceP - Chameleon Prime 2015-03-06T19:12:56-05:00
Good job, GCoD. Clearly that guy didn't know what the hell he was doing and was likely going to scam people.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T19:13:14-05:00
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-06T12:19:50-05:00
You are talking nonsense. This is a true picture. Photo actual developers.
The large share of shine is due to a new superior material.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:13:29-05:00
LOL, that was pretty good. I wonder if we will ever find out anything about the Lix guy for real? I emailed the Creator of the "Land of Legends" game that was semi-affiliated with them -- never got a reply.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T19:13:44-05:00
yes, in all seriousness- we are quite proud you helped people avoid getting scammed.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T19:14:14-05:00
i'm pretty sure they're the same people...or brothers or... something weird.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:22:09-05:00
Okay, having defeated Lix Dice, I would like to see Billet Dice reach funding ... if you like dice, check that one out here ... please?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:23:41-05:00
That guy seems to know his business, and he has a cool looking new die design ... plus, he shows them actually being made! Imagine that!
BruceP - Chameleon Prime 2015-03-06T19:24:22-05:00
@GCoD,
Looked at Billet Dice. They look cool, but I have WAY TOO MANY Dice. :( Got sucked into the AKO Dice KS and am done for awhile...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T19:25:30-05:00
I don't have enough money for dice, nor would I ever use them, really. I'd love them though. AKO dice looked awesome.
I just returned from the depths of the parody. That was done really well. Wish I were here when it happened!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:34:34-05:00
Totally understood, but figured I'd try to drive some eyeballs that way just the same.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T19:40:23-05:00
*waves* Welcome back GCoD!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:49:04-05:00
*waves* back ...
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:54:09-05:00
So I noted earlier that I had to take SO#2 to an art supply sore locally -- the big fancy place art students and pros use, not Michael's or Hobby Lobby. She was buying paints and brushes -- and at the checkout I had to grab one item. It's a 5" long light up "Enterprise" from ST:TOS. Worth it for $13 or so.
Peter Burrows 2015-03-06T19:55:26-05:00
LMAO that was the best short read every on LIX dice its even better when reading it aloud to my roomate and done in Russian accent... ive been channeling yakov smirnoff everytime i read the creators comments omfg tears streaming
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T19:55:38-05:00
We did a brief lunchtime parody over here, but we couldn't match the true comedic value of the real thing.
Peter Burrows 2015-03-06T20:01:06-05:00
*wipes eyes* oh that was just great thanks for the laughs.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T20:01:21-05:00
I would've bought several of those, GCoD
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T20:02:48-05:00
The same firm also makes a mini hand phaser that lights up ... $10.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T20:03:43-05:00
The one I got comes in three pieces, base nacelles and arms with a connector piece, and the primary/secondary hull. The battery and switch are in the secondary, the primary and "neck" light up.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T20:06:55-05:00
missed a comma there between base and nacelles ...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T20:13:13-05:00
I've read all those comments. There're some other things like that on amazon too. Look up the haribo sugar-free gummy bears and the gallon jug of milk.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T20:38:23-05:00
GCoD bloom county is one of my favorite comics. You didn't even have to post a link.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T20:40:19-05:00
@Zem, have you seen the seven hardbound annotated books by Breathed? Five for Bloom, and one each for Outland and Opus. Every strip he ever drew, alternates for special circumstances, and some really biting satirical asides in the sidenotes.
Peter Burrows 2015-03-06T20:43:37-05:00
it looks cool ... i like that serenity/firefly looking ship
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T20:44:30-05:00
I need that collection. And the couple hundred dollars it would take to buy it.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T20:50:50-05:00
@Zem -- www.abebooks.com then search by author or title if you know it.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-06T21:02:49-05:00
Okay, I'm out for a few hours ....
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T21:07:38-05:00
Man it's suddenly quiet in here.
BruceP - Chameleon Prime 2015-03-06T21:13:22-05:00
It was toooo quiet
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T21:18:51-05:00
*raises an eyebrow*
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T21:20:44-05:00
No, creeper! Your eyebrow is too loud! Now my ears hurt from all the noise!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T21:21:38-05:00
*slowly lowers eyebrow*
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T21:41:01-05:00
Ok, NOW it's waay too quiet. Should I make cheap, easy, fast ramen or go buy my food, i.e. arby's or... chipotle.... Welp, there's my answer! I'm going to Chipotle. Be back soon. Then I'll watch a mystery science theater while eating it. Perfect friday night.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T22:04:57-05:00
Wow. I leave and 9 comments? Now it's just gonna be silent again, right? It's me, I know it.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T22:06:19-05:00
It's awesome. But i'm trying to think about who would spend $150+ for something to make pancake art. you must have a serious love for pancakes with that.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T22:07:03-05:00
I would. Because it would mean I have that much money to spend. Who wouldn't want that?
Oh I'm not backing it by any means because in that regard I think it's silly. I could just draw with a pancake mix filled ketchup bottle if that's what I wanted. It is a cool concept though.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T22:08:47-05:00
It's either magic or Derp's intentions. Every time I leave he gets on. Every time I get on, he's left!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T22:09:02-05:00
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T22:10:22-05:00
I'm not saying I'm derp, but we haven't been on at the same time in quite awhilwe!
There's a rule that there has to be one young crazy character on at any given time.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-06T22:10:23-05:00
I know I'm just the best person
Epicderpguy 2015-03-06T22:10:36-05:00
I make this all so exciting
Epicderpguy 2015-03-06T22:11:06-05:00
Oh in that case should I go....
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T22:11:26-05:00
Oh, crap. We're on at the same time. Nobody, possibly derp, though, knows what will come of this! I guess it's time to watch my mystery science theater and leave it to his expertise.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-06T22:11:50-05:00
Well I could leave
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T22:12:43-05:00
Oh that's ironic! An episode named Kitten with a Whip. I think I'll watch it in honor of KC.
No, derp, it's all yours now.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-06T22:13:04-05:00
Oh dear god! I see the black hole its coming we can't have two cool people on at the same time! Nooooo
You messed it up, DrP! We were doing the three in a row thing again. For once it had a purpose.
@GCoD,
Oh wow, that sucks. Glad you're back. Did the asshole get taken down?
@Chameleon: You can read up on it on the suspend KS for [Lix Dice]
Read the comment section there. It's hillarious!
Yep, Bruce, check out "Lix Dice" here on KS
It's a fun short read ...
Ok, I'll check it out....
Start near the bottom where Cane started commenting and read up.
Yep, don't mess with Kitten Corps members. We took down the Twitters of celebs, we slowed KS a few times, and we've gotten campaigns closed on both KS and Indiegogo! LOL (evil nefarious laughter as a true villain should be doing).
Villainy is the only way to go!
*villainous virtual high five*
@GCoD - we had a dramatic interpretation of your LIX comments earlier. DDD and Pottaten went head to head for a sandwich campaign. Were you able to read along? It's pretty hysterical.
Start on this page. :) https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0687.html
Yes, you were so inspiring we had to reenact it in parody form!
I was reading those parodies, up until I had to take SO#2 to an art supply store ... yeah, I'll make sure my evil Pizzittens leave some litter logs on your doorsteps, too! Right now they are en route to Brooklyn or Poland to urinate in a priest's shoes though.
I thought both potatten and ddd really captured the spirit of the battle.
My favorite part was:
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-06T12:13:55-05:00
I'm no phony! Here is a picture of me for proof. http://imgur.com/KXLRwTH
Evan "Dr. Potatten™" Jibberjabber 2015-03-06T12:16:26-05:00
You sir, are clearly an ass! That picture is proof of nothing, why I can hardly make out your face. Also you clearly google stole it from SOMEONE!
Good job, GCoD. Clearly that guy didn't know what the hell he was doing and was likely going to scam people.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-06T12:19:50-05:00
You are talking nonsense. This is a true picture. Photo actual developers.
The large share of shine is due to a new superior material.
LOL, that was pretty good. I wonder if we will ever find out anything about the Lix guy for real? I emailed the Creator of the "Land of Legends" game that was semi-affiliated with them -- never got a reply.
yes, in all seriousness- we are quite proud you helped people avoid getting scammed.
i'm pretty sure they're the same people...or brothers or... something weird.
It was weird. If he was any more stereo-typically Russian I would have to have been drinking Vodka while reading those post though.
In Soviet Russia, superior metal shine you!
VERY close Chameleon... VERY close....
Okay, having defeated Lix Dice, I would like to see Billet Dice reach funding ... if you like dice, check that one out here ... please?
That guy seems to know his business, and he has a cool looking new die design ... plus, he shows them actually being made! Imagine that!
@GCoD,
Looked at Billet Dice. They look cool, but I have WAY TOO MANY Dice. :( Got sucked into the AKO Dice KS and am done for awhile...
I don't have enough money for dice, nor would I ever use them, really. I'd love them though. AKO dice looked awesome.
I just returned from the depths of the parody. That was done really well. Wish I were here when it happened!
Totally understood, but figured I'd try to drive some eyeballs that way just the same.
*waves* Welcome back GCoD!
*waves* back ...
So I noted earlier that I had to take SO#2 to an art supply sore locally -- the big fancy place art students and pros use, not Michael's or Hobby Lobby. She was buying paints and brushes -- and at the checkout I had to grab one item. It's a 5" long light up "Enterprise" from ST:TOS. Worth it for $13 or so.
LMAO that was the best short read every on LIX dice its even better when reading it aloud to my roomate and done in Russian accent... ive been channeling yakov smirnoff everytime i read the creators comments omfg tears streaming
http://www.runningpress.com/book//star-trek-light-up-starship-enterprise/9780762449897
We did a brief lunchtime parody over here, but we couldn't match the true comedic value of the real thing.
*wipes eyes* oh that was just great thanks for the laughs.
I would've bought several of those, GCoD
The same firm also makes a mini hand phaser that lights up ... $10.
The one I got comes in three pieces, base nacelles and arms with a connector piece, and the primary/secondary hull. The battery and switch are in the secondary, the primary and "neck" light up.
missed a comma there between base and nacelles ...
just throwing this out for laughs.... any of you ever read this before?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sirajdatoo/amazon-reviews-of-this-plastic-banana-slicer-are-just-the-be#.pr2wWyRGm
lol @ just okay
I've read all those comments. There're some other things like that on amazon too. Look up the haribo sugar-free gummy bears and the gallon jug of milk.
If you'd care to join the corps just email CB at CheetahButt@KittenCorps.com with all your info man. (Name, powers if any, mutatten if any)
Hmmm, I am thinking of a Kickstarter campaign to market an olive slicer similar to this. It's so hard slicing olives ...
lol if you couldn't buy them sliced I might agree with you.
No, no, no, there simply _must_ be a gadget for every household need. I mean, who couldn't live without the Ron-tel Turnip Twaddler?
It slices, it deices, it mushes, it smooshes ...
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/313563192776313775/
lmao thats hilarious ... i for one want olives sliced lengthwise instead of the stuffy traditional crosswise that is todays standard
This is another good looking game that looks like it won't fund, which is a shame: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2031135231/shadowstar-corsairs/description
GCoD bloom county is one of my favorite comics. You didn't even have to post a link.
@Zem, have you seen the seven hardbound annotated books by Breathed? Five for Bloom, and one each for Outland and Opus. Every strip he ever drew, alternates for special circumstances, and some really biting satirical asides in the sidenotes.
it looks cool ... i like that serenity/firefly looking ship
I need that collection. And the couple hundred dollars it would take to buy it.
@Zem -- www.abebooks.com then search by author or title if you know it.
Okay, I'm out for a few hours ....
Man it's suddenly quiet in here.
It was toooo quiet
*raises an eyebrow*
No, creeper! Your eyebrow is too loud! Now my ears hurt from all the noise!
*slowly lowers eyebrow*
Ok, NOW it's waay too quiet. Should I make cheap, easy, fast ramen or go buy my food, i.e. arby's or... chipotle.... Welp, there's my answer! I'm going to Chipotle. Be back soon. Then I'll watch a mystery science theater while eating it. Perfect friday night.
You could make your own meal, you're just not being creative and improvisational
Maaaan it's so quiet here
It's late-ish for me.
Ok...
And I don't care I have a life to. Just put your life on hold for me
Wow it has never been this quite in the last five seconds
lol ok Derp. You alright man?
Me thinks most best eye bye fine¡
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1853707494/pancakebot-the-worlds-first-pancake-printer/comments
That is awesome Creeper!
Wow. I leave and 9 comments? Now it's just gonna be silent again, right? It's me, I know it.
It's awesome. But i'm trying to think about who would spend $150+ for something to make pancake art. you must have a serious love for pancakes with that.
I would. Because it would mean I have that much money to spend. Who wouldn't want that?
Not you, but it IS friday night and one of us has to be up for private stuff tomorrow. So good night everyone!
Ah, derp returned. That explains the unexplained comments.
Bye, dr. nick!
Oh I'm not backing it by any means because in that regard I think it's silly. I could just draw with a pancake mix filled ketchup bottle if that's what I wanted. It is a cool concept though.
It's either magic or Derp's intentions. Every time I leave he gets on. Every time I get on, he's left!
it is pretty cool. If i were rich...
That is not my name, do not address me as such.
I still me here
I'm not saying I'm derp, but we haven't been on at the same time in quite awhilwe!
There's a rule that there has to be one young crazy character on at any given time.
I know I'm just the best person
I make this all so exciting
Oh in that case should I go....
Oh, crap. We're on at the same time. Nobody, possibly derp, though, knows what will come of this! I guess it's time to watch my mystery science theater and leave it to his expertise.
Well I could leave
Oh that's ironic! An episode named Kitten with a Whip. I think I'll watch it in honor of KC.
No, derp, it's all yours now.
Oh dear god! I see the black hole its coming we can't have two cool people on at the same time! Nooooo
Ok I'll go
There's enough room for all the crazy here, no one needs to leave. FYI F is probably also POZ and they've been on at least once together.
Just eat it like you did space. I'll be gone for an hour and a half and checking in occasionaly, so it's fine for now.
POZ?
No this can't be. We can't have two people that work so well together in creating fun. It's impossible!
I checked all the math. We should be dead.
Since when have you done math?
That how I (accidentally) thought him how to eat space.... With math...