Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:33:34-04:00
I guess I could add flavors as a stretch goal
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:33:49-04:00
They didn't remove the account entirely and block any new accounts with the same info? Security for ya.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:34:43-04:00
And even as a joke/to show him, you'd probably make and send some for people who ended up supporting it.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:34:51-04:00
For 10, you get one with natural finish. 15 gets one with flame-kissed finish. 20 gets one with stain
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:36:10-04:00
Of course. This whole thing is a joke, but I'll make the dice
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:36:15-04:00
Haha. Somehow I read that last one as with stalin. I'll take that one!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:39:04-04:00
100 lets you design your own
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:39:06-04:00
Wait, only you, geist, and CB supported it, yet one paid over 65 dollars and one paid over 25? Why not just $1?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:40:23-04:00
I'd design my dice as 37-sided made of janka wood with all 100-150 randomly drilled into it. Then resell it for the hundreds if not thousands it'd be worth.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:40:55-04:00
I pledged 65 because I'm playing with him
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:42:06-04:00
65+25+1 is 91
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:43:40-04:00
Dice limited tk six sides
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:44:38-04:00
But why waste that? That's money you can't use until it's refunded when it's shut down. Like a KS bank.
New card: KS police. Zombie kittens who never need sleep patrol the kickstarter dice pages and profiles of known perps to report and take down scams.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:47:27-04:00
It doesn't charge until campaign ends. No money has been wasted
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:48:52-04:00
I know. But it's in the KS vaults until then. All 65 dollars! Give it to me. I'll keep it better than that.
(heh heh, chipotle every day for a week!) What? You heard nothing.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:49:38-04:00
And yes, I know already.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-20T00:50:22-04:00
I pledged $25 to keep him frkm cancelling before I can make a superior product.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:51:47-04:00
It isn't anywhere til then. If it were, my wife would have confronted me about it already. Right now, it's just a number on a ledger. It won't be there much longer, either
UGGGHH!!! STUPID STUPID FAH-REAKING CAKE! Stupid fondant cracked in a place i can't fix, and i have to peel off and re-do it, but it's so FREAKING COLD in here that it's not peeling off, it's like a sticker that keeps tearing. and it's pulling off parts of the cake and I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE>
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-20T00:54:17-04:00
Hey All. Not that I'll back it, but I might buy them after the KS. Wings of Glory has a campaign going to make the two largest planes used in WW1.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:54:47-04:00
Wow, derp was right! Hi Creeper. We've been expecting your arrival since the psychic derp left.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T00:54:47-04:00
CB! I'm going to work on mine tomorrow and Saturday
Mike Kabala 2015-03-20T00:55:07-04:00
Zem, no money goes to a "KickStarter vault" before it gets collected. It remains in our own pockets. I disaplroveof pulling a pledge rivht at the end kf it wasn't made in good faith, so If by some miracle this funds, I will be out $25.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-20T00:57:31-04:00
... crappy landscape keyboard!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T00:57:37-04:00
I said I know, it was a joke aimed to get me 65 dollars! You're ruining it! LZ will see!
Mike Kabala 2015-03-20T01:00:48-04:00
@Geist said she would send me $300 via carrier pigeon if I will make a video. should be arriving any minute now.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:04:07-04:00
Wait, Splortzpthfblt or whatever his name is said, "If the project will collect more than $ 300. I will make a video on how I create a dice. I think those who mind the money will be able to repeat it. Though the tools and boards will have to buy. Plus learn to do properly."
Do people not know you just have to cut squares, sand down, and I mean you can even use nails to make the holes and it'll turn out nicer than his die.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:06:42-04:00
I just thought it sounded more like a bad onomatopoeia than a name. No offence to the real person with that name he stole it from, though. It's a normal name there, not texan priests from eastern europe living in NY.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:07:46-04:00
I saw, Zem! And I won't be waiting til the end to cancel my pledge
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-20T01:08:58-04:00
I'd type more, but I've got a needy cat sitting between me and the keyboard tonight ...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:09:24-04:00
Let him hit 300, see the video of how he tumbles them in vodka, then pull out to 1 dollar.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:10:09-04:00
GCoD I love when they do that, but my cats have always been outside cats. Just let the cat type. They love it as much as a neck rub.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-20T01:13:01-04:00
It's not as simple as it lokks Zem. the trick is to get each fa e perfectly square after sanding and to keep from rounding anything unintentionally. Maybe that's why this guy didn't bother sandjng at all.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-20T01:14:29-04:00
Damn! I need to proofread before I post!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:15:01-04:00
Haha. I found a great video yesterday of Rochmaninoff's piano concerto number 3 with the musical score as it was played and sent it to our japanese exchange student who composes some and plays piano well. I told him he had to be able to play before he leaves this summer. He's like, "I'll never sleep and I will keep you guys awake at night playing." I just said, "I don't live there. Just so long as you can play." The whole conversation has been funny.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:15:53-04:00
CB I know, I've made dice too. And I was in 7th grade and they turned out degrees better than his! I still have them, actually.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:19:05-04:00
All things are possible with right attitude. If dice look rough or have mistakes, is good thing. It gives them old fashioned, hand-made look. They then worth ten times what I ask for them, because of unique
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-20T01:19:46-04:00
I can't really comment on his dice craftsmanship, since I've been scratchbuilding models since I was 12, and machining stuff since I was 20, with a wall of awards that no longer seem important -- but that said, if you are selling your work -- you better be good at it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:21:01-04:00
Not quite his level of bad, LZ. You need more of a russian drawl and the butcher's knife only an english as a third or fourth language can bring.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-20T01:21:02-04:00
One of our old model builder tests / challenges was to make a perfect cube from Plexiglas, 2" square, and have all the joints optically clear ... always a bear to do, but so fulfilling when done.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:24:04-04:00
Yeah, GCoD, I'm not to that level quite yet. Nor will I ever be. Sell those! And make a video detailing the whole process because that's all you need to verify your product. Don't forget the whiskey tumble.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:26:55-04:00
Vodka tumble, sorry, but I'm sure you knew that. Or maybe it's just a secret technique held by texan-new yorker-eastern european priests who dabble in dice making with both futuristic and ancient designs. It's a cult or secret society, I tells ye!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:26:59-04:00
I'm better at developing things from wood. If you give me a chance, you'll see that my work in the best craftsmanship and quality materials.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:27:55-04:00
Both. And the cake. Get the cake drunk and it'll be more cooperative in taking off it's outer layers. So you can fix them. Of course.
it's 60 degrees in the bedroom. the heat should be on, dammit.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:33:35-04:00
There's an in soviet russia joke there somewhere, but I don't want to offend the law. I always saw him with the looks of his name and waving a finger about like an angry rabbi. It's a great picture for him. Think of that next time.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:33:42-04:00
So many things?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:34:34-04:00
60 degrees? Wow, that's about exactly what I love to go to sleep in. Waking up is the only time I hate cold ever, though, so I have to turn the AC off overnight or else I get even more inwardly pissy in mornings.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:34:55-04:00
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:38:20-04:00
Is that making someone take the second turn before anyone else takes a turn?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:39:50-04:00
Sklorz's greatest hits including:
After all, I'm quite humanly explained everything
No argument? Goodbye. Point))))))))))))
Have them check a million times my identity.
And of course, everyone's favorite, You will be responsible for the law.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:41:06-04:00
LZ you have to say, You will be the taking second turn before anyperson else turn takes. without smiling at all. Then they have to draw 2 more cards.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:41:46-04:00
It is priest picture. I did not steal picture. It is of me. I know it is of Gleb Szklorz and I say my name is Hubert Szklorz. Gleb and Hubert are same person. I can show you source code to prove it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:41:49-04:00
He says he's a priest, but for some reason I get a picture of an frumpy russian rabbi like from Fiddler on the Roof.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:42:35-04:00
Zem! My wife will not be pleased if I wake her up!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:43:19-04:00
Saying Hubert and Gleb are names of the different is like I am saying you are pedophile. I can shout of the rooftops you are liking the children but. That does not make it a truth.
Tchotchke ruined me. all i can see is a giant ballsack on this cake. dammit.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:44:47-04:00
I know how you feel. My roommate is trying to sleep now but I'm breathily giggling and furiously typing! Sklorz may actually have a good side because it gives us of the giggles and goltovka.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:45:29-04:00
Is that a bad thing, creeper? Just don't let the customers see it too.
LZ_ yeah, he said he enjoyed the look or the lifestyle of priests.... or... whatever.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:46:16-04:00
I'm surprised I haven't woken her. The bed frame is rattling with my whisper giggles
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:47:14-04:00
I have the lifestyle of priest. I eat nothing for nine days while slave away for the dice you will to enjoy. How dare you accuse me. God will strike you down for your insinuations!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:47:56-04:00
And I think he is the one who brought up pedophiles...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:48:00-04:00
God, I'm giggling like a chimpanzee so as to not wake up my roommate!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:48:37-04:00
He did bring them up:
I said thank you much earlier. Do you have at least 1 proof to say that I'm going to trick someone? NO! Then why did you claim that I am a cheater ?
I can tell that you are a pedophile, and shout out to everyone that this is so,not presenting evidence. Whether it's true? No! It would be slander. Here and stop this nonsense.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:49:01-04:00
You just can't beat the real thing! The source code material.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:49:24-04:00
And that rules out marriage
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:49:57-04:00
Note: "I can tell that you ARE a pedophile." that's more of classic libel than what we're saying.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:50:34-04:00
I can goltovka your beseech wood dice, but that rules out of the marriage.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:54:23-04:00
Pennies are worthless
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:55:38-04:00
We should report them for being a scam. Just like with Szklorz, they cost twice as much as they're worth.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T01:56:23-04:00
Except Szklorz's stuff costs more than twice as much as it's worth
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:56:29-04:00
They save us from rounding up to 4.9 cents every transaction. And are pretty. Pretty penny. Get it?
I love pennies more than any other standard american currency.The prototype will soon be shown, and violators will be liable for the law.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:57:30-04:00
If you're going by that standard, printing every 100 dolla dolla bill y'all earns 99.9 something dollars back, more than making up for millions of pennies.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T01:59:39-04:00
Friends, this is not the place of the pennies. Let that be discussed elsewhere. Meanwhile, I have a new product to make pennies worthwhileless!
To your attention: BRONZEFILL
It is twice as durable as adamantium for half the price of mythril! A steal! *cough cough*(which is what I am doing)*cough cough*
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-20T02:01:17-04:00
Because I dare say such things against him, and now, Lord, to accuse me.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-20T02:02:21-04:00
The lord will strike thee down and as such you will be liable for the law. The law isn't yet 18 and needs a legal guardian to be held responsible for its actions.
I guess I could add flavors as a stretch goal
They didn't remove the account entirely and block any new accounts with the same info? Security for ya.
And even as a joke/to show him, you'd probably make and send some for people who ended up supporting it.
For 10, you get one with natural finish. 15 gets one with flame-kissed finish. 20 gets one with stain
Of course. This whole thing is a joke, but I'll make the dice
Haha. Somehow I read that last one as with stalin. I'll take that one!
100 lets you design your own
Wait, only you, geist, and CB supported it, yet one paid over 65 dollars and one paid over 25? Why not just $1?
I'd design my dice as 37-sided made of janka wood with all 100-150 randomly drilled into it. Then resell it for the hundreds if not thousands it'd be worth.
I pledged 65 because I'm playing with him
65+25+1 is 91
Dice limited tk six sides
But why waste that? That's money you can't use until it's refunded when it's shut down. Like a KS bank.
New card: KS police. Zombie kittens who never need sleep patrol the kickstarter dice pages and profiles of known perps to report and take down scams.
It doesn't charge until campaign ends. No money has been wasted
I know. But it's in the KS vaults until then. All 65 dollars! Give it to me. I'll keep it better than that.
(heh heh, chipotle every day for a week!) What? You heard nothing.
And yes, I know already.
I pledged $25 to keep him frkm cancelling before I can make a superior product.
It isn't anywhere til then. If it were, my wife would have confronted me about it already. Right now, it's just a number on a ledger. It won't be there much longer, either
UGGGHH!!! STUPID STUPID FAH-REAKING CAKE! Stupid fondant cracked in a place i can't fix, and i have to peel off and re-do it, but it's so FREAKING COLD in here that it's not peeling off, it's like a sticker that keeps tearing. and it's pulling off parts of the cake and I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE>
Hey All. Not that I'll back it, but I might buy them after the KS. Wings of Glory has a campaign going to make the two largest planes used in WW1.
Wow, derp was right! Hi Creeper. We've been expecting your arrival since the psychic derp left.
CB! I'm going to work on mine tomorrow and Saturday
Zem, no money goes to a "KickStarter vault" before it gets collected. It remains in our own pockets. I disaplroveof pulling a pledge rivht at the end kf it wasn't made in good faith, so If by some miracle this funds, I will be out $25.
... crappy landscape keyboard!
I said I know, it was a joke aimed to get me 65 dollars! You're ruining it! LZ will see!
@Geist said she would send me $300 via carrier pigeon if I will make a video. should be arriving any minute now.
Wait, Splortzpthfblt or whatever his name is said, "If the project will collect more than $ 300. I will make a video on how I create a dice. I think those who mind the money will be able to repeat it. Though the tools and boards will have to buy. Plus learn to do properly."
Do people not know you just have to cut squares, sand down, and I mean you can even use nails to make the holes and it'll turn out nicer than his die.
i like that name, Zem.
I just thought it sounded more like a bad onomatopoeia than a name. No offence to the real person with that name he stole it from, though. It's a normal name there, not texan priests from eastern europe living in NY.
I saw, Zem! And I won't be waiting til the end to cancel my pledge
I'd type more, but I've got a needy cat sitting between me and the keyboard tonight ...
Let him hit 300, see the video of how he tumbles them in vodka, then pull out to 1 dollar.
GCoD I love when they do that, but my cats have always been outside cats. Just let the cat type. They love it as much as a neck rub.
It's not as simple as it lokks Zem. the trick is to get each fa e perfectly square after sanding and to keep from rounding anything unintentionally. Maybe that's why this guy didn't bother sandjng at all.
Damn! I need to proofread before I post!
Haha. I found a great video yesterday of Rochmaninoff's piano concerto number 3 with the musical score as it was played and sent it to our japanese exchange student who composes some and plays piano well. I told him he had to be able to play before he leaves this summer. He's like, "I'll never sleep and I will keep you guys awake at night playing." I just said, "I don't live there. Just so long as you can play." The whole conversation has been funny.
CB I know, I've made dice too. And I was in 7th grade and they turned out degrees better than his! I still have them, actually.
All things are possible with right attitude. If dice look rough or have mistakes, is good thing. It gives them old fashioned, hand-made look. They then worth ten times what I ask for them, because of unique
I can't really comment on his dice craftsmanship, since I've been scratchbuilding models since I was 12, and machining stuff since I was 20, with a wall of awards that no longer seem important -- but that said, if you are selling your work -- you better be good at it.
Not quite his level of bad, LZ. You need more of a russian drawl and the butcher's knife only an english as a third or fourth language can bring.
One of our old model builder tests / challenges was to make a perfect cube from Plexiglas, 2" square, and have all the joints optically clear ... always a bear to do, but so fulfilling when done.
Yeah, GCoD, I'm not to that level quite yet. Nor will I ever be. Sell those! And make a video detailing the whole process because that's all you need to verify your product. Don't forget the whiskey tumble.
do i just start drinking? give in to the stress?
Vodka tumble, sorry, but I'm sure you knew that. Or maybe it's just a secret technique held by texan-new yorker-eastern european priests who dabble in dice making with both futuristic and ancient designs. It's a cult or secret society, I tells ye!
I'm better at developing things from wood. If you give me a chance, you'll see that my work in the best craftsmanship and quality materials.
Both. And the cake. Get the cake drunk and it'll be more cooperative in taking off it's outer layers. So you can fix them. Of course.
just spent 45 minutes tearing apart something that already took an hour, so i can spend another hour redoing it all.
I should quit and just become a garbage collector.
And give it beads
i make from highest quality chocolate- they will last for years!
Zem, is both cult and secret siciety. Please to not be speakink of it again or you will be responsible for the law
it's 60 degrees in the bedroom. the heat should be on, dammit.
There's an in soviet russia joke there somewhere, but I don't want to offend the law. I always saw him with the looks of his name and waving a finger about like an angry rabbi. It's a great picture for him. Think of that next time.
So many things?
60 degrees? Wow, that's about exactly what I love to go to sleep in. Waking up is the only time I hate cold ever, though, so I have to turn the AC off overnight or else I get even more inwardly pissy in mornings.
You're making it hard for me to not wake the mrs
close but no cigar, LZ
Yeah, I didn't think so, that's why I put the question mark there
when it's freezing outside, and 60 inside, it's feels a hell of a lot colder than 60.
Another KC expansion deck idea incoming!
Attack card: The Sklorz: In your words there is no logic, I'm going to repeat it until get no real argument!
Zem was the one making it hard not to wake the mrs, btw. I was trying not to laugh. It was hard
I think i'm going to make a t-shirt with Sklorz face on it and walk around East brooklyn
The rabbi picture? I love it.
It's a super russian neighborhood.
Is that making someone take the second turn before anyone else takes a turn?
Sklorz's greatest hits including:
After all, I'm quite humanly explained everything
No argument? Goodbye. Point))))))))))))
Have them check a million times my identity.
And of course, everyone's favorite, You will be responsible for the law.
rabbi? i thought it was priest...
LZ you have to say, You will be the taking second turn before anyperson else turn takes. without smiling at all. Then they have to draw 2 more cards.
It is priest picture. I did not steal picture. It is of me. I know it is of Gleb Szklorz and I say my name is Hubert Szklorz. Gleb and Hubert are same person. I can show you source code to prove it.
He says he's a priest, but for some reason I get a picture of an frumpy russian rabbi like from Fiddler on the Roof.
Zem! My wife will not be pleased if I wake her up!
Saying Hubert and Gleb are names of the different is like I am saying you are pedophile. I can shout of the rooftops you are liking the children but. That does not make it a truth.
Jewish Rabbi??
I thought he said he wasn't a priest, he just happened to have a pic of him in priest clothes in a Catholic (or Russian Orthodox, maybe?) church
Tchotchke ruined me. all i can see is a giant ballsack on this cake. dammit.
I know how you feel. My roommate is trying to sleep now but I'm breathily giggling and furiously typing! Sklorz may actually have a good side because it gives us of the giggles and goltovka.
Is that a bad thing, creeper? Just don't let the customers see it too.
LZ_ yeah, he said he enjoyed the look or the lifestyle of priests.... or... whatever.
I'm surprised I haven't woken her. The bed frame is rattling with my whisper giggles
I have the lifestyle of priest. I eat nothing for nine days while slave away for the dice you will to enjoy. How dare you accuse me. God will strike you down for your insinuations!
Whisper giggles are funny mouth words.
And I think he is the one who brought up pedophiles...
God, I'm giggling like a chimpanzee so as to not wake up my roommate!
He did bring them up:
I said thank you much earlier. Do you have at least 1 proof to say that I'm going to trick someone? NO! Then why did you claim that I am a cheater ?
I can tell that you are a pedophile, and shout out to everyone that this is so,not presenting evidence. Whether it's true? No! It would be slander. Here and stop this nonsense.
You just can't beat the real thing! The source code material.
And that rules out marriage
Note: "I can tell that you ARE a pedophile." that's more of classic libel than what we're saying.
I can goltovka your beseech wood dice, but that rules out of the marriage.
ok, i put a little more space in between the two balls so it looks more bone, less sack.
Indeed it is. Just pray the judge isn't secretly a member of NAMBLA
So many things...
More bone less sack... if I had a penny for every penny I had, I'd have twice as many pennies.
word
Pennies are worthless
We should report them for being a scam. Just like with Szklorz, they cost twice as much as they're worth.
Except Szklorz's stuff costs more than twice as much as it's worth
They save us from rounding up to 4.9 cents every transaction. And are pretty. Pretty penny. Get it?
I love pennies more than any other standard american currency.The prototype will soon be shown, and violators will be liable for the law.
If you're going by that standard, printing every 100 dolla dolla bill y'all earns 99.9 something dollars back, more than making up for millions of pennies.
Friends, this is not the place of the pennies. Let that be discussed elsewhere. Meanwhile, I have a new product to make pennies worthwhileless!
To your attention: BRONZEFILL
It is twice as durable as adamantium for half the price of mythril! A steal! *cough cough*(which is what I am doing)*cough cough*
Because I dare say such things against him, and now, Lord, to accuse me.
The lord will strike thee down and as such you will be liable for the law. The law isn't yet 18 and needs a legal guardian to be held responsible for its actions.