Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:00:37-04:00
Yet you're supporting him by adding creative criticism. What if it turnss out to actually be well made?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:00:50-04:00
@zem I kinda spent my last spending money on the pebble. But you should know this because this is your alternative account. So there is no real reason so spend double for a joke.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:05:03-04:00
Because Zem is from Colorado. Derp is the one who supported pebble, and the real me supported Aza to comment on it. Other than that, he can't fully copy my speaking style and sometimes it's clear, but sometimes you need to look at the profiles. Also, he joined last year, the one thing about his profile he can't change.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:05:30-04:00
He got the occasional caps and excessive exclamations down though.
@Skunkeeten: Actually...for some stupid reason, the program we use to run the payroll doesn't let me upload the data files to import the timecard hours. Also, there are 500+ employees on the payroll, so like hell I'm keying them all by hand.
And finally, there are ALWAYS tons of interruptions/adjustments that need to be done, every pay. For the big payroll(this one I'm doing today, with 500+ people), we normally stay until 7pm(it's currently 6pm) to finish it...and only on the Monday.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:06:08-04:00
No stay away! I don't wana! Guys help he's going to hurt himself!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:06:20-04:00
Also I say @GM, not owen. If you know how I refer to people and fit it into comments, it's another tip-off. Also my impeccable spelling and grammar.
Shante Henry 2015-03-23T20:06:35-04:00
I'm in desperate need of help getting my car fixed so I can get back on my feet. Please share, help if you can. Thanks so very much in advance!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:06:48-04:00
Other than that, soon I'm just going to sit back and let people try to guess. Ooh, we could screw with creeper all night!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:07:25-04:00
and Zem zhere where Zhree
Joshua Durben 2015-03-23T20:07:30-04:00
I am off to the gym to exercise. @Tasha I followed your twitter page and I will contact you later tonight to tell you about my plan for my first ever Kickstarter campaign :-)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:08:31-04:00
@zem I learn from the best. @Myself. But myself is dead, Derp ate him. So now I learn from @zem.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:09:12-04:00
@me Whither with he with the Withee?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:09:45-04:00
I don't think anyone is going to need to back out of EP as its not looking like it has any chance to be funded. I've not looked at comments. Now I'll have to.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:15:23-04:00
Also number of comments. I have 500 more than NotMeMe and like 1800 more than NotMeMeMe
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:16:25-04:00
Muhahahahaha @zem will rule everything! Muhahahahaha
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:16:26-04:00
Numbers do lie.. I just stepped on my weigh machine
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:16:39-04:00
I've worked hard and wide to build my impressive late-joining KC repertoire.
Hi @GM I stopped by for a short visit. Husband just called to say dinners on its way so I'm out. Good luck with payroll.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:17:09-04:00
I stepped on mine and it broke. I don't know why though.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:17:20-04:00
zem numbers all lies.. you gotta sleep on zem mattress.. take zem deep breaths..
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:17:25-04:00
Well you're a whale. What'd you expect? Mattress weight because you copied one?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:18:00-04:00
And take Zem pills cuz you are going crazy
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:18:04-04:00
Payroll.. Dont fix Zem.. Zem not get paid..
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:18:25-04:00
Also, NotMeMeMe only backed this project. Sorry for the confusion. I'll see a psychiatrist shortly. But for now, it's too much fun skrewing with myself and others.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:18:51-04:00
Zem all crazy.. But shrimp taste good...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:19:02-04:00
Wait, NotMeMe, why is NotMeMeMe talking like you sometimes did before cloning me?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:19:43-04:00
coz Zem got you!!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:20:11-04:00
Zemember?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:20:17-04:00
Ok, so real me is going to eat now. For the next while it's just me and me. To sort out any unimportant confusion, just look to the subtle unchangeable points on the profiles like join date.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:21:22-04:00
@zem you see that is my past self coming to the future to mess with my self. You should know this though.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:22:58-04:00
Wait which @zem is leaving?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:23:26-04:00
Future can be the present in 1 minute. So go get your food and we shall meet again in the past
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:24:13-04:00
@Zem hungry Zem
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:25:11-04:00
ok its finally Friday in Canada. Happy Weekend to You all
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T20:26:43-04:00
Wait I started this to confuse @zem and now I'm truly and utterly lost right about now.
@Creeper: You got out of work early...and I'm still at work(2hours past normal leaving time...hooray for a screwed up payroll program that doesn't let me do my job, so my boss has to do it. -.-)
@potatten - are you familiar with Dylan's Candy Bar? When they first signed me on to bake for them, they let me come into the store before they opened one morning and let me take whatever I wanted/needed for inspiration. AN EMPTY 2 FLOOR CANDY STORE TO MYSELF
This the only way to describe how I felt... and this song played in my head the entire time. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch…
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T21:02:22-04:00
@Dr.P - Oh, that's not so bad. I have no idea why I immediately clicked on a link when you said you googled something you shouldn't have. After a number of lessons I typically trust that statement and relish in my ignorance.
The fat kid in me staring at my wallet would disagree with you DDD. That would be awesome Creeper! I'm so jealous!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T21:09:02-04:00
No, I understand the predicament Dr.P and don't mean to downplay the conflict. I'm just saying there are way worse things that can be googled, and way worse things that cannot be unseen.
Potatten-I actually got a little emotional. They had just told me they wanted me to bake for them. I couldn't believed I was signed on to such a HUGE company. We went through sooo many tastings and meetings. And then we shook hands, they handed me a basket adn said, "Go through the store and take whatever you want." Since I was dressed up for the meeting, and walking through teh store an hour before opening, the employees thought i was either - SUPER RICH or Famous from something, so they all came over and helped scoop things, etc. There was a moment where I just stopped and took a breath and couldn't believe the awesomeness of it all.
And each week, i would tell them what I needed - the first shipment was 5 huge boxes- Nerds, gummy bears, cookie dough balls, snickers, butterfingers... my kitchen became a small candy shop. :)
Oh I know, I'm all too aware of that. I'll say it, but swear to me you won't go looking for it! [One man, One jar]. If you stumble upon it: click away, do not watch. I'd rather watch two girls one cup stuck on repeat.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-23T21:12:16-04:00
Top 30! They're sending them to the top 30! As long as I don't drop any farther, I'm golden!
Yet you're supporting him by adding creative criticism. What if it turnss out to actually be well made?
@zem I kinda spent my last spending money on the pebble. But you should know this because this is your alternative account. So there is no real reason so spend double for a joke.
Because Zem is from Colorado. Derp is the one who supported pebble, and the real me supported Aza to comment on it. Other than that, he can't fully copy my speaking style and sometimes it's clear, but sometimes you need to look at the profiles. Also, he joined last year, the one thing about his profile he can't change.
He got the occasional caps and excessive exclamations down though.
@Skunkeeten: Actually...for some stupid reason, the program we use to run the payroll doesn't let me upload the data files to import the timecard hours. Also, there are 500+ employees on the payroll, so like hell I'm keying them all by hand.
And finally, there are ALWAYS tons of interruptions/adjustments that need to be done, every pay. For the big payroll(this one I'm doing today, with 500+ people), we normally stay until 7pm(it's currently 6pm) to finish it...and only on the Monday.
No stay away! I don't wana! Guys help he's going to hurt himself!
Also I say @GM, not owen. If you know how I refer to people and fit it into comments, it's another tip-off. Also my impeccable spelling and grammar.
I'm in desperate need of help getting my car fixed so I can get back on my feet. Please share, help if you can. Thanks so very much in advance!
http://www.gofundme.com/n5f010
Other than that, soon I'm just going to sit back and let people try to guess. Ooh, we could screw with creeper all night!
and Zem zhere where Zhree
I am off to the gym to exercise. @Tasha I followed your twitter page and I will contact you later tonight to tell you about my plan for my first ever Kickstarter campaign :-)
@zem I learn from the best. @Myself. But myself is dead, Derp ate him. So now I learn from @zem.
@me Whither with he with the Withee?
@zem here's a better pic I would stick to the original pic for you http://imgur.com/gallery/r68g0
You also killed Yourself, don't forget that, split personallity.
@Zem @ZEM we got Zem both
Well I didn't kill him I just told the whale where he was hiding.
We need mor @zem
Whales got zem
Cool. Now I have my own little puppy/student/identity thief/schizophrenic alter ego.
Zem all up on the mattress and fight with zem pillows. may the best Zem win
II thought about that picture, me, and it is better, but you can't see it like that. Doesn't work in this small of a space. The real me thinks ahead!
Don't forget your psychopathic alter ego. Now it's all four of us @me @notmeme @notmememe @creepyme
Skunk is the one with the un-cropped picture....just need to look at their comments on their profile to find it out.
Hey, @notmeme, you may have killed Myself, but Me and I are still roaming free!
Great @Joshua
Zem got corrected.. Mountains got zem
I don't think anyone is going to need to back out of EP as its not looking like it has any chance to be funded. I've not looked at comments. Now I'll have to.
Also number of comments. I have 500 more than NotMeMe and like 1800 more than NotMeMeMe
Muhahahahaha @zem will rule everything! Muhahahahaha
Numbers do lie.. I just stepped on my weigh machine
I've worked hard and wide to build my impressive late-joining KC repertoire.
Hi @GM I stopped by for a short visit. Husband just called to say dinners on its way so I'm out. Good luck with payroll.
I stepped on mine and it broke. I don't know why though.
zem numbers all lies.. you gotta sleep on zem mattress.. take zem deep breaths..
Well you're a whale. What'd you expect? Mattress weight because you copied one?
And take Zem pills cuz you are going crazy
Payroll.. Dont fix Zem.. Zem not get paid..
Also, NotMeMeMe only backed this project. Sorry for the confusion. I'll see a psychiatrist shortly. But for now, it's too much fun skrewing with myself and others.
Zem all crazy.. But shrimp taste good...
Wait, NotMeMe, why is NotMeMeMe talking like you sometimes did before cloning me?
coz Zem got you!!
Zemember?
Ok, so real me is going to eat now. For the next while it's just me and me. To sort out any unimportant confusion, just look to the subtle unchangeable points on the profiles like join date.
@zem you see that is my past self coming to the future to mess with my self. You should know this though.
Wait which @zem is leaving?
Future can be the present in 1 minute. So go get your food and we shall meet again in the past
@Zem hungry Zem
ok its finally Friday in Canada. Happy Weekend to You all
Wait I started this to confuse @zem and now I'm truly and utterly lost right about now.
PoT got vot...ed.
Updates make wonders? ;)
Now, about the miracle of sleep. Step one: leave the crazy babbling Zem to continue babbling. Step two: sleeeeeep.
Nighty :)
Zem I can appreciate your goal of hitting the top of the commenters, and the power of boredom. But be wary of spam while talking to yourself.
@Tsveta: Looks like a the kitten corps members that submitted will be receiving a deck! (as of now)
Night Tsveta.
Hi kids! Got out of work early!
@Potatten: One of the three "Zem" is Skunketeen, one is Derp(quite likely).
@Creeper: You got out of work early...and I'm still at work(2hours past normal leaving time...hooray for a screwed up payroll program that doesn't let me do my job, so my boss has to do it. -.-)
Hey Creeper! Day go well?
http://www.gofundme.com/n5f010
Please help!
I think it might be safe to come back now.
That turd Derp is trying to be me! He also got other people into the mix as well.
@creeper how was the job today.
Time to abandon ship! Hopefully get home before too late(will still probably be around 8pm my time due to transit...may splurge on a cab...)
There was also an update while you were away Creeper!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2 minutes ago
That turd Derp is trying to be me! He also got other people into the mix as well
Nice try Derp.
Guys it's really me. Trust me.
Zem got Zem
its me too.. trust me
Well we're all me but who's the real me who's not
I saw that and now I'm STILL debating a last ditch effort!! Where does the nyc video lie? I'm still running errands
It's 38th right now Creeper. Honestly, the cake idea was gold. You could make top twenty with that in a day I'd think.
Or you could just ask everyone to like and spread that video too. Uncommons: https://www.youtube.com/watch… Where the awesome puns are at apparently!
Hey guys. What is up?
I don't have time, though I would have confidence in my charisma! Or something like that anyway.
Oh dear. Zem, are you having some kind of existential identity crisis?
Zem is Zem is Zem. Riddle answered! Where's my prize! I'll settle for penny candy.....
I googled something I shouldn't have.... http://www.thepennycandystore.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp…
well, it doesn't hurt to try, right? I'm going to attempt it- and if it looks half-way decent, I'll email the link to the corps and beg some friends.
I'm the real zem just letting you know. The whale is trying to imposter me.
I really didn't expect 30!! NYC seriously needs to be in that list.
@potatten - are you familiar with Dylan's Candy Bar? When they first signed me on to bake for them, they let me come into the store before they opened one morning and let me take whatever I wanted/needed for inspiration. AN EMPTY 2 FLOOR CANDY STORE TO MYSELF
This the only way to describe how I felt... and this song played in my head the entire time. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch…
@Dr.P - Oh, that's not so bad. I have no idea why I immediately clicked on a link when you said you googled something you shouldn't have. After a number of lessons I typically trust that statement and relish in my ignorance.
No one is trying to "imposter" you Zem.
GM - I only got out of work early because we were slow. This is a rarity. I usually work until 1 am.
The fat kid in me staring at my wallet would disagree with you DDD. That would be awesome Creeper! I'm so jealous!
No, I understand the predicament Dr.P and don't mean to downplay the conflict. I'm just saying there are way worse things that can be googled, and way worse things that cannot be unseen.
would agree with you*
Potatten-I actually got a little emotional. They had just told me they wanted me to bake for them. I couldn't believed I was signed on to such a HUGE company. We went through sooo many tastings and meetings. And then we shook hands, they handed me a basket adn said, "Go through the store and take whatever you want." Since I was dressed up for the meeting, and walking through teh store an hour before opening, the employees thought i was either - SUPER RICH or Famous from something, so they all came over and helped scoop things, etc. There was a moment where I just stopped and took a breath and couldn't believe the awesomeness of it all.
And each week, i would tell them what I needed - the first shipment was 5 huge boxes- Nerds, gummy bears, cookie dough balls, snickers, butterfingers... my kitchen became a small candy shop. :)
Oh I know, I'm all too aware of that. I'll say it, but swear to me you won't go looking for it! [One man, One jar]. If you stumble upon it: click away, do not watch. I'd rather watch two girls one cup stuck on repeat.
Top 30! They're sending them to the top 30! As long as I don't drop any farther, I'm golden!
That is AMAZING Creeper XD !!!!!!!!!
I will NEVER allow that to happen LZ! If I have to pull some crazy PR magical genie out of my rear I will.
Thanks, Dr P!!!!! It feels so good to not have to stress about top 10!!!
This puts all of the Kitten Corps submissions in the top tier. Be on the look out for a possible video from Creeper!
You can do it, LZ! Ok! I'm going to be quiet for a bit to see if I can make this happen! First stop motion i have EVER attempted... sooo.. ummm.....
I'm back sorry about that I was eating dinner.
Ahoy
Hey Quack!