Cherry is good with it too, but the jello strawberry comes out better than the Jello Cherry if my memory serves me.
Powers of Tesla 2015-03-23T22:24:16-04:00
Good night Kittens. I'm beat. See ya'll tomorrow.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:24:39-04:00
Well now time for spore. I may jump on quite a bit still, you know me. Though I have to wake up at 6 am or so central time, so bed at like 10 or so. It's like 9:30 now.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:25:02-04:00
G'night, Ned!
or PoT, but 3 amigos is great.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:26:16-04:00
DrP, somehow I read that as Jerry Cello, not cherry jello. Now I want to see that.
Zem - I always appreciate a good Christmas Vacation reference. Nerd Alert- my family each has their own xmas vacation t-shirt with their favorite quote on it. it's our holiday movie to watch. Mine is "and why is the carpet all wet, Todd?' 'I don't know, Margo'" I'll wear it sometimes, get a few stares and usually someone comes up to me and is all happy about the movie. :)
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T22:27:21-04:00
I don't know MARGO!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:27:57-04:00
We say that quote all the time. My favorite, though I never remember it, is the rant about his boss.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:28:16-04:00
I don't KNOW marGO.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:28:39-04:00
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T22:28:43-04:00
Sorry, I haven't left yet. And might not be leaving after all.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:29:50-04:00
The next best line ever in nearly any movie is
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:30:06-04:00
I want you guys to Remember your abc.
Always
Be
Closing
My brothers "I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head seen to the carpet". And my aunt "can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you Into the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:34:10-04:00
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:36:04-04:00
Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Nervous or excited?
Shittin' bricks.
You shouldn't use that word.
Sorry. Shittin' rocks
tis the season to be merry!
Well that's my name!
No shit.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:40:55-04:00
I can't stop until I put every single quote of one of my favorite movies! Why?!?! Perfect for you, creeper:
That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:41:22-04:00
Can't see it, can you, Russ?
Nope, sure can't.
Russ?!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T22:41:45-04:00
1st prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. 2nd prize is a set of steak knives.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T22:41:58-04:00
3rd prize is, you're fired.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:42:08-04:00
Shitter was full.
Ah. Honey, you checked our shitters?
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.
Ok ok... We can back off the quotes now. I mean- it's the best movie ever. But lets converse like normals. Also- I'm almost done with dinner and getting ready to do this video.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:42:53-04:00
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T22:43:02-04:00
Ross, Russ. Russ Ross.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:43:34-04:00
The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:43:59-04:00
I hope you do well enough in this short time, creeper.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-23T22:44:43-04:00
Ok. Creeper's right. We're done now... Unless anyone can keep up with Friends quotes.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:44:53-04:00
Creeper: Do you have to keep quoting constantly?
Zem: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:48:44-04:00
@zem did you miss you 2000th comment?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:49:46-04:00
Good point. If I'm on my laptop, he gets bored and will come here. You hate him yet?
"Feel the dark side coursing through your veins. Feel the hate! Embrace it!" -slightly accurate quote of Chancellor Palpatine.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:50:01-04:00
How nice is your gaming computer? Just wondering I like that kind of stuff.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:50:39-04:00
well dammit, me, I did. How dare you just now bring that up. I command me to go back in time and tell me just before it! At least it was likely a christmas vacation quote.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:51:27-04:00
Haha. This was my 2nd EKLOL:
Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
I wasn't talking to you.
Were here Zem-1 though I'm about to head to bed. The Jello is in the fridge. feel free to drop by and help yourself to some later.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:54:16-04:00
NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT CONSUMES MORE VICTIMS, DR. P!
I already killed my brother with it as you can see.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:55:18-04:00
Well if I get started now, DrP, I should get to your place sometime around tomorrow just after you eat it. May as well stay here and enjoy it tomorrow via picture.
I made like 6+ cups of jello, I'm not eating that in one sitting.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T22:57:09-04:00
MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Siah... crap, sparky has to go to bed early for school and earlier to get up for a contest tomorrow!
Oh wait, I'm getting up that early too for donuts. Car rap. (=crap)
good night, guten nacht, oyasume gomenesai (not sure that last one's right)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T23:08:00-04:00
Why creeper? She hasn't annoyed everyone else to death today? At least derp is gone now, though this probably summoned him from the depths. Good night again, DrP.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-23T23:34:07-04:00
I took his place for today. I spammed and spammed until my fingers bled. Then when the blood ruined my computer I went to a new one and spammed some more. More than hawaii could eat in a year! All because I missed you derp.
jared 2015-03-23T23:35:57-04:00
We at Minions Manor in American Falls ID, are officially running for #KittenConsul wish us luck.
ooooh... Limeade jell-o. Excellent choice, Potatten!
Dang it, creeper, now I can't help but think of Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation.
"It's lime!"
I have never tried that. *adds to 'to do' list*
Lime time
oh wait, i'm thinking of Cherry limeade, not strawberry. but still - good combo Potatten!
I love jello but only ever have it if I'm sick and eat it till I'm sick of it too or at get togethers and someone brings some.
Cherry is good with it too, but the jello strawberry comes out better than the Jello Cherry if my memory serves me.
Good night Kittens. I'm beat. See ya'll tomorrow.
Well now time for spore. I may jump on quite a bit still, you know me. Though I have to wake up at 6 am or so central time, so bed at like 10 or so. It's like 9:30 now.
G'night, Ned!
or PoT, but 3 amigos is great.
DrP, somehow I read that as Jerry Cello, not cherry jello. Now I want to see that.
Zem - I always appreciate a good Christmas Vacation reference. Nerd Alert- my family each has their own xmas vacation t-shirt with their favorite quote on it. it's our holiday movie to watch. Mine is "and why is the carpet all wet, Todd?' 'I don't know, Margo'" I'll wear it sometimes, get a few stares and usually someone comes up to me and is all happy about the movie. :)
I don't know MARGO!
We say that quote all the time. My favorite, though I never remember it, is the rant about his boss.
I don't KNOW marGO.
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Sorry, I haven't left yet. And might not be leaving after all.
The next best line ever in nearly any movie is
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
I want you guys to Remember your abc.
Always
Be
Closing
My brothers "I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head seen to the carpet". And my aunt "can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you Into the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Nervous or excited?
Shittin' bricks.
You shouldn't use that word.
Sorry. Shittin' rocks
It seriously the "I don't KNOW marGO" is just perfection. Gum would be perfection, DDD. ;)
See, I was trying to quote Glengarry Glen Ross, or at least A Few Good Men... "y'all" are still stuck on x-mas vacation.
What have you done?! More entertaining and funny than the war of the zems, but still... I'll never recover from it!
Is your house on fire Clark?
No, Aunt Bethany.
Don't throw me down, Clark.
I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Is this the airport, Clark?
Sorry ddd- I dont know those!
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
tis the season to be merry!
Well that's my name!
No shit.
I can't stop until I put every single quote of one of my favorite movies! Why?!?! Perfect for you, creeper:
That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you...
Can't see it, can you, Russ?
Nope, sure can't.
Russ?!
1st prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. 2nd prize is a set of steak knives.
3rd prize is, you're fired.
Shitter was full.
Ah. Honey, you checked our shitters?
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.
Ok ok... We can back off the quotes now. I mean- it's the best movie ever. But lets converse like normals. Also- I'm almost done with dinner and getting ready to do this video.
What's fourth prize?
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Ross, Russ. Russ Ross.
The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.
I hope you do well enough in this short time, creeper.
Ok. Creeper's right. We're done now... Unless anyone can keep up with Friends quotes.
Creeper: Do you have to keep quoting constantly?
Zem: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Be careful!! Sparkypi is a thief!
How did you know my name?
Be careful, he's more than that. He's my brother.
*collective gasp*
I know, I hate it more than you'll learn to. ;)
Especially since he has the gaming computer
@zem did you miss you 2000th comment?
Good point. If I'm on my laptop, he gets bored and will come here. You hate him yet?
"Feel the dark side coursing through your veins. Feel the hate! Embrace it!" -slightly accurate quote of Chancellor Palpatine.
How nice is your gaming computer? Just wondering I like that kind of stuff.
well dammit, me, I did. How dare you just now bring that up. I command me to go back in time and tell me just before it! At least it was likely a christmas vacation quote.
Did i hear dark side?
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Mario_kills_the_Death_Star.swf
Haha. This was my 2nd EKLOL:
Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
I wasn't talking to you.
Oh yeah, i heard about the switched zems. this may get confusing.
@siah http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Spread the love of 8-bit theater EVERYWHERE!!!! http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/03/02/episode-001-were-going-where/
Anyone there or am I talking to myself and little myself?
i'm trying to spread it, so i put that link in my bio for kitten korps so people would know how sneaky i am
Were here Zem-1 though I'm about to head to bed. The Jello is in the fridge. feel free to drop by and help yourself to some later.
NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT CONSUMES MORE VICTIMS, DR. P!
I already killed my brother with it as you can see.
Well if I get started now, DrP, I should get to your place sometime around tomorrow just after you eat it. May as well stay here and enjoy it tomorrow via picture.
I made like 6+ cups of jello, I'm not eating that in one sitting.
MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Siah... crap, sparky has to go to bed early for school and earlier to get up for a contest tomorrow!
Oh wait, I'm getting up that early too for donuts. Car rap. (=crap)
Your GP or your HP Sparkypi!
Why not, DrP? I would. If I weere sick. Then I'd be sickk of it for a month. Then not have it till a get-together.
Okay, good night all! Send pictures of your magical wonder stuff your making the video with for me Creeper. I'll make sure to post my Jello.
*bm stabs*
"Oh, them's my brain meats"
I'm ok, BM, but I have a terrible headache.
That's normal for having a 10 inch blade embedded in your skull.
mmmmm, Gjello
Great. You killed the conversation.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/topcommenters.html but you're not on it yet.
well i'm getting there!
maybe if i post quites like you.
http://www.gofundme.com/n5f010
Where does he send it because cheetahbutt@kittencorps.com doesn't work. Who should he contact tomorrow?
Oh, he has the same problem II did!
Creeper is the ruler of the comment section! But seriously, good night everyone.
He needs to send it to someone else's @kittencorps.com and they can forward it. That's what I had to do too. No idea why.
good night, guten nacht, oyasume gomenesai (not sure that last one's right)
Why creeper? She hasn't annoyed everyone else to death today? At least derp is gone now, though this probably summoned him from the depths. Good night again, DrP.
CheetahButt@kittencorps.com works for me. Have him send it to me at drpotatten@kittencorps.com and evan.weideman@gmail.com. I will send it in in the morning.
your email didn't work?!
here, i'll send it with my crap gmail account. see if that works
Blarg! Someone said my name!
it seems to have worked! i sent it straight to cheetahbutt so you have nothing to worry about, dr.p!
From what i hear zem say, long periods without comments are unnatural. this is sorta creeping me out based on that
Well, to anyone out there, good night. have a nice day. I should be passing 100'th place in comments now!
Skunkeeten also forgot to change his name back so now I have 3 places in the top 100 commenters, 2 in the top 20!
Been reading nuklear power and [soon] going to bed.
Well now that you said that comment. Time to change my name back.
And now I'm back
What's new here
What did I miss?
Quite a bit actually. Believe me, man! There were 2 and at one point 3 of me! Like clones!
Wow how'd you do that. Seems like you were comment spamming
Yeah, but if you look now, half of them are some creepy guy with a fish with teeth for his picture.
Good night potatten darling.
Derp! I've missed you!
HOly crap! Got my sextlol
I took his place for today. I spammed and spammed until my fingers bled. Then when the blood ruined my computer I went to a new one and spammed some more. More than hawaii could eat in a year! All because I missed you derp.
We at Minions Manor in American Falls ID, are officially running for #KittenConsul wish us luck.
Has geist been around at all today?
Good luck Jared!!